I ship: Effmitch, Bellageorge (I know, I know.. It's all in my fic on wattpad @BellatrixBLestrange, the fic is called "From the Ashes."), Souffez, Dramione, and Jastra. Only one canon. One. I hate Gryffindors, Twissy (Just let the woman be independent, for God sakes),Drarry, Harmione, Souffaldi shippers. And fluff. I want to fucking bawl my bloody eyes out at the end of your Souffez (Also known as Whouffle), Dramione, Bellageorge, or Effmitch fanfics. If it ends in a wedding, I'll kill you. If it ends in death and sorrow descending into madness, I will love you. Fellow Slytherins, join me in a melodic song: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy, Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling, Of some interesting stuff, For know they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, Teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we've forgot, You do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn 'till our brains all rot! |
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