Due to requests, this creepypasta story has grown from a one-shot to a two-shot to a work in progress. I'm open to inspiration! Give me a scary idea, I'll see what I can do to incorporate it. I now own New Leaf, and have ideas for chapter(s) involving it. Thanks for reading!

Completely made up for my own amusement. My humorous, or stupid, side is now revealed! Drabbles with random stuff that have no point what-so-ever! Some will include OC's. Please read and review!

My first dare fic! Only rule: NO M RATED STUFF. Oh and I'm a Skilene, Kovate, and, slowly progressing, Blowski fan, so if you could try to make your dares something along the lines of that. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

What if ponies got their hooves on IMing technology?

Dr Doof makes an opposite - Inator, again, but what happens when Phineas gets hit by it? Phinebella. Will be other pairings. T just to be on the safe side. Chapter 5 is up! Sorry about lack of updating :( Promise i'll do better!

Who am I? Well, according to the voices in my head, and meaningful dreams, I'm not a human, but actually a humanized puffin. I thought that sounded crazy too, but after going through an adventure of finding my roots, and remembering my past, things might not be so crazy after all. Let's see how I screw this journey of friendship, love, loss, and adventure this time. R&R and Enjoy!

Blowhole knows his mother as the sweet and overbearing penguin he loves. But when he finds a pad lock door he hadn't seen for years and with his mom telling him not to worry about it, our favorite evil genius dolphin can't help but try and figure out what she's trying to hide him from. But the door contains more than what he can expects. I don't own penguins but I do own Crystal!

My first story.Ur chance to torture your favorite characters and see Skipper blush! Sk: I don t blush! AT: Yeah u do! Sk: xP The last chapter is up!

Private asks a certain question that nobody seems to want to answer.

Kowalski remembered the first time he had used time travel to get to the boy. His team mate had asked if he was living in a cottage in Nova Scottia, happily with a wife, a child, and another on the way. But no. As much as the scientist wished otherwise, in the future, his young comrade was dead.

Kowalski has done it again, he invented what he thought was a time machine but as always, something goes wrong. The penguins have been transformed into girls and are totally freaking out! Rated for my jacked up mind.

My dad wants to see if I can learn other languages through a new serum. It ends up working, but now I have to worry about zoo animals bugging me, enemies trying to capture me, the press, and I have to still live a normal life!

Like I said it's a Truth or Dare... anyway this truth or dare features the characters from my prince will never come. Pairings most likely to be in here. Prico, Kipper, Julian/oc, Mort/oc, Marlene/OC, and Doris/OC

Kinda like 'Dear Fanfiction Writers' except the letters are longer, and they are directed to individual writers. Enjoy!

Uploading the 3rd time, cuz of problems, don't ask! An OC annoying Skipper to death, Private/OC, slight Skivate. R&R.

Full title: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, and the Unnecessary Fifth Character -Origin of this: I got tired of the penguin OCs and I decided to do something different with them. As such, a made-up character named Boone was born.

My truth or dare run by me and my annoying brother Nico. Leave dares and I'll threaten-I mean 'convince' the characters to do them. OC's allowed, other rules inside Read, review dares and enjoy the torture!

Me and Blowhole are at it again with our arguments. Yet somehow we end up singing a song how we don't need each other. I don't own the song or anything else except myself! Enjoy and don't forget to review!

Skipper and Private come to HQ to find a certain creature, what are their reactions? Read and find out! A funny drabble. Based on the true story of my crazy family.

A fun songfic with me and Blowhole. I don't own the song or Blowhole. Please read and review! Enjoy!

The penguins and Julien are coming to Fanfiction, but we need volunteers! :D Audition by sending me a pm or a review. : More info inside. ;

REMAKE TIME! I remade this in order for all of you who love me and my stories. I will update more often and have longer chapters! Review PLEASE!

another one of those truth or dares. except more of a romance one. since it's what i write about most...

Calling the fans of ME! Click this buttony thing and send me letters! As your king, I command you!

Just a bunch of random and whacky drabbles that may not be totally sane. If liked then I will continue! *now has romance!*

This my first story. A frienemy story about Skipper and Julien. Called "I can't stand him but I need him" Written by Toon92

If there's anything Rico loves more than ketchup on ice cream, it's autos. I felt like Rico needed some spotlight.

Marlene's rambling to herself again, random thoughts of her flatmates and not much else. She's quite sure those four guys downstairs have some issues - come on, no-one is actually called 'Skipper' or 'Private' in real life. A summary of a Human!AU world.

Short story I wrote when I was in class. Don't like, don't read. EDIT: Apparently, people like this one, so I'm continuing it! :D

Tara, Bria, Emily and Jessica would have never thought that their favorite show was real! But they are about to be proven wrong. Rated T for Skilene and Kovate.

In Central Park, It's Skipper's B-day,on May 28th. In America, it's Amy's B-day too! When she makes a b-day wish, her and her friends take a little journey.

Buck Rockgut had been killed by the Red Squirrel. Soon, the penguins find out that Nigel is the next victim. Would Skipper and his team can stop Red? Read to find out. Rated T for violence, blood, and charadeath. Chapter 2 is up

Me and my friend Bianca buy a 'defective' Animal Crossing City Folk game, and we get sucked into the game! What will happen, and how will we adapt?

Dr. Blowhole's mother is visiting and she's a penguin! Secrets are revealed and someone from Blowhole's past comes to finish what he didn't accomplish last time... I do not own Penguins of Madagascar! Final Chapter up!

Drabbles, one-shots, and all other sorts of junk I need to get out of my system. I promise they will be good. I also promise there will be NO slash pairings. So sit back, relax and click the blue letters above.

the first crossover dare. please enjoy, and send in dares! :

Sequel to ChainSaw; The game isn't over, it never was. Contains Skilene, death, blood and torture.

me and my cousins blueskymagrent and kowalskilover12 enter the penguins of Madagascar universe. we have amazing adventures with the penguins and maybe have romance along the way. there is also Rico too. being rewritten!

When I fall into the penguin habitat after a total failed attempt to retrieve my notebook, me and my cousin, Aidan, will never have normal lives again. Rated T for mild language and possible violence in later chapters.

Private finds an abandoned cellphone in the bench, but is it really worth taking it?

The title is self-explanatory. The zoo animals and maybe some others, too! play truth or dare. Alot of the other authors who used to do this quit so I decided to make one myself. Submit yours truths, dares, and suggestions in the reviews.

Hey Guys, I've seen this idea tossed around other archives and thought I'd give this one a try, I hope you's like it xxx Enjoy xx

Kowalski's pov on a terrible day that happened in Central Park Zoo. Rated for blood, weapons, and confusion in some cases.

Cousins Aly and Mary never expected to be kidnapped by an evil dolphin when they visited New York. Now they have been transformed into penguins and live at the HQ until Kowalski can change them back. Will Skipper ever trust them?

Set after the events of "When The Chips Are Down". Skipper reflects on those painful hours in search of Private, and comes to a terrifying conclusion as to how he feels for his subordinate.

Alley Paine is battling leukemia at 10 years old. When she receives a Nintendo Wii and Animal Crossing: City Folk game as a present that have just a touch of magic deep inside them, Alley's life is changed forever-and for the better. Check my profile!

Penguins of Madagascar. They are always ready for action. But if that will cope with the new challenge. This proves that reading.

A VERY short one-shot about what will happen if the team tries to use chopsticks. Not my best story, I'm afraid. But still, R&R!

When an old friend comes to visit. Skipper and Grace face their toughest challenge yet, each other. Rated "T" for language and minor adult content

I write too many humanized stories. Skipper doesn't want an allergy shot, and will stop at nothing to get out of it. Would he really rather suffer from sneezing and watery eyes all spring than get a needle in his arm for three seconds? Find out!

J.J. sees, Rico murder someone in the basement of The Lost and Found. Rico catches him watching. Will Rico threaten to keep his mouth shut, or will he be the next victim?

Private borrows a painting from Marlene, but he soon discovers that the painting he eagerly borrowed is cursed.

1,000th Penguins of Madagascar Story! Marlene finds out she's pregnant with Skipper's kids two weeks after they attended Julien's party. Skipper really hasn't been himself lately and she's too scared to tell him. Rating might change. Skilene

Just one of those lab mishaps... but the results are more than just unpredictable. Let's hope the penguins can put things right once again! And FYI, there's all 14 chaps now!

All humanized. Blowhole takes a new prisoner, and it's nobody from the zoo. What awaits the poor victim. Will she ever return home? oneshot

yeah a song fic x3 sorry if its crud, i was bored :P