Greed had the tendency to bite off more than he could chew, but given his namesake, that never seemed to phase him. Till now. Two centuries is far too young for fatherhood.

Reforming a village is a lot harder than Sasuke would have thought, especially with people throwing coups and assassinating Hokages left and right. In other news, half of his team are crushing on him, Sasuke wants nothing to do with feelings, and who knows what Kakashi is thinking behind that mask of his.

Oneshot. Integra and Maxwell's meeting at the museum goes down differently, in an AU in which Seras was saved/recruited by Anderson rather than Alucard.

In which we stumble across an addict, and Rock learns from me the value of life.

"Sis, My day just got about ten times shittyer. Even shittery than you look right now." Balalaika's two cents on life and relationships. Rated T for cussing because hey, it's Black Lagoon.

"Mr. Mustang, please don't enter. I believe I am dying." Little Riza Hawkeye didn't know why she was bleeding... but Roy knew. Innocent Young!Royai and Royai.

'If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be.' ('03 Verse)

Ed says he's looking for a shag with the only gay guy he trusts, because he's curious, and Darius takes offence.

Alucard and Seras are sent on a mission to Roanipur to negotiate with Balalaika. But Alucard is no ambassador, and Hotel Moscow has some pretty substantial enemies. It doesn't help that there's a bounty over Alucard's head, either. When all the criminals in the city learn about the fortune to be had, the Lagoon crew is in store for the ride of a lifetime.

Set after the end of the manga (so spoilers) - Interaction between Hellsing and the Iscariot is disrupted by the return of the Vampire Alucard, and his reintroduction into their business - as well as the new head of the Iscariot, Chief Makube, and Heinkel Wolfe.

Ed X Winry Oneshot set in Briggs the night before the Resembool trio goes to Baschool to find Scar. Edward spends the night in Winry's room. "The young Rockbell felt like covering her face with her hands and hiding away in humiliation. Stupid boobs! Why did they have to betray her at a moment like this?"

The Devil's Nest, is, by far, the worst bar she's ever been to.

After a delivery, Chang suddenly asks Revy to stay for awhile. One shot.

Envy wants to be assured of his beauty, and he also wants be assured that Greed his one and only lover, as jealousy is such an indecent subject…

Quick little three-shot. Greed's chimeras all somehow survived and stayed together, but with nowhere to go. Luckily they're taken in by a young woman... who seems somewhat familiar. hinted Greed/OC but not the focus

Kankurou really just wanted to eat at a restaurant. M for caution!

Dorochett is afraid of thunderstorms, and he doesn't feel like waking any of the other chimera up to comfort him. He sneaks into Greed's bed, only to wake him up. Fluffiness 3 Rated T for Language, Greed/Doro. Enjoy Oneshot

a short one shot between one of my fave FMA pairings! you'd think after 3 months i'd be better at summaries but nope! still suck at them

Fifty sentences for two homunculi. GreedxLust, mild ScarxLust

Heinkel tempts Father Anderson away from the path of the Lord. No, not that way, you perverts. This will make more sense to those familiar with the works of Quentin Tarantino.

One word. That's all it took to begin. Three drabbles, three of three uploaded. Humor and crack.

What must it be like to live as Dorochet? A one-shot with everyone’s favorite puppy boy, Greed, and Ling.

In a sparring match gone wrong Greed breaks Dorchet’s katana clean in half. Problems issue. Early! Devil’s Nest

After the removal of Shukaku, Gaara has sent both of his siblings and Matsuri on missions to keep them out of his way, but when he has a nightmare, and the only one nearby is Baki, how will the jounin react? NOT SLASH!

They had made a pact once, hastily cobbled together and held with half sticky tape.

[AU MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Tabula Rasa. The belief one is born unknowing. Dorchette's new puppy is no exception to this statement.

Greed and Roy, during the Amnestrian war.

Power games for Lust and Greed.

Dorchette and Kimblee conduct a brief conversation over red meat and wine. Old memories, all unwanted are dug up.

[OneShot] Little ditty about a possible scenario in the chuunin exams, during Sasuke and Gaara's bit. Slight spoilers ahead. SasuGaa pairing. Rated M for language and as a safety net.

The chimeras really shouldn't have fallen in love with Greed, they know that. Because even their love can't protect him from his own obsessions...

While fighting Edward, Dorchette gets a...surprise. One shot, completely random.

[ROADORCHETTE SLASH]When he brought up this challenge, however, Roa simply said, “I’ll prove it. Sit right there,” He pointed to one of the bar stools. “I’ll draw you,”

After escaping from Lab 5, Donochet and Martel stop to enjoy the rain and have a little conversation. Slight DonochetMartel

Who did he really belong to? DorchetteRoa, ficlet

Roa wanted a dog. Implied RoaDorchette, 100 word drabble

50 themes. 50 sentences. Greed and Izumi. Draw your own conclusions. AU.

Sandcest. KankuroxGaara. Is there really that much difference between right and wrong?

Philosophy updated to near completion, need only a tweek or 2. Ch 3: Archangel. Kimmy, and a bit angsty. Still in prog as well. Random rants usually involving Greed, and his thoughts involving sex, etc...Requests will be taken into account.

Ever noticed how much Riza looks like another FMA character? Well, this is my story of why and the truth of Lab Five's 'lab rats'. R&R ONESHOT

Gaara and Kankurou have an enlightening conversation. Yaoi, lime, sandcest.

A challenge-line contest fic. Kind of pointless but sweet. Just a random evening in the Devil's Nest, when feelings got revealed accidentally(?). (Greed-Dolchet)

[RoyEd] Ed gets called into Roy's office and a mistake turns into a big deal...(PG for use of a bad word...just to be safe!)

Rated for gore. There are many things taboo for a State Alchemist, and not the least a confrontation with a certain Ishbal refugee.