Hey Spacejerk. Good job burning down my house. Were you hoping I'd have to move? Congratulations. But that's not going to stop me from spending my every living breathing second monitoring you. And sending you mail through a system you're too dumb to figure out. Enjoy blowing your voice out screaming. -Dib

Disasters in Ponyville as told by the US narrator in National Geographic's Seconds from Disaster. Facts and speculation create a possible chain of events with each disaster.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

What if Katniss wasn't able to volunteer? What if Primrose entered the game instead?

A commentary of the infamous fanfic, My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie.

"Your name's only in there once. You're not going to get picked." What if Katniss was right, and Prim didn't get picked? *One-shot*

What if Katniss had not been able to volunteer for Prim? AU. Prim goes into the arena. Rated for general theme.

I looked out across the sea of people; searching for Katniss. My eyes locked with hers. 'Help' I mouthed at her but she was in shock. She stood there numbly staring at me with tears wetting her face. She was too shocked; she couldn't move, she couldn't talk. My take on how Prim felt at the reaping. Slight plot twist...

When Prim is reaped for the 74th Hunger Games, nothing is as she expected. So many people are trying to keep her alive and she doesn't know why. Find out what happens in the world where Katniss never volunteered for Prim and follow Prim through her thoughts and actions in the Hunger Games.

What would have happened if Katniss didn't volunteer for Prim? This story is what The Hunger Games may have been like if Prim was in the arena. Will she survive? Will she and Peeta team up?

This so the exact dialogue of the games, just in prims perspective. I hope you enjoy it!

What if Katniss didn't volenteer for her sister in the 74th annual Hunger Games? This is the story of Primrose Everdeen...

A redux of the infamous My Immortal, as translated by Gizoogle.

Snowman-shaped robot goes on a rampage! To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"

A party with several of the ponies ends in tragedy. Apple Jack, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie all get together for some fun, but at what cost?

Following the events of Cupcakes the BAU is called into ponyville to investigate the disappearance fo Rainbow Dash.

Maggie speaks her mind in this short one shot. This is her reasons for not growing, not not talking, not walking and even the reason why she loves her pacifier.

After a night of gambling and murder, Zim blackmails Gaz into slavery. Spying on Dib, cleaning, cooking, and handling Gir are her daily chores. As if it couldn't get worse, her boss seems to have taken an interest in her. AND it's the 20's! ZaGr

Dib is acting strange so Gaz goes to investigate. What she finds is totally unexpected.

Rocko drunkenly wins tickets to a hotel resort. What's he to do? Invite his best pals! Oh, and Cal. Gimpy thinks they're going to a Star Wars con, Cal wants to see pretty ladies, Rocko heard there's free booze and Nitz...well, Kimmy is gone. SLASHFIC.

Professor Membrane is dead, Gaz has been kidnapped by Zim and Dib has inherited Membrane Labs. ZAGR and DATR. Rating may change.

Gaz is just about to finish the game her dad got her for Christmas, after weeks and weeks of playing.. but when she goes to get a soda and comes back, what will she find on her screen? Be warned: Do not read unless you want to read extreme suckage.

Zim, was walking home from skool, Dib saw him, and then, IT happened... ZADF!

Explosions, soup, anonymous enemies, doom walls, shipwrecks, and a whole lotta headaches. . . sequel to Blindfolded ZATR DibOC CHAPTER 6 IS UP AFTER A 3-YEAR ABSENCE. AW YEAH.

Gir is curious about what this 'snow' is. Unfortunately, it causes some frostbite on Lin's part. A crack-pairing one-shot - Lin

Dib finally captures Zim but goes a little...insane

Gaz wonders just how insane and annoying the male members of her family really are.

1 The act of restoring to the rightful owner something that has been taken away, lost, or surrendered. 2 The act of making good or compensating for loss, damage, or injury. 3 A return to or restoration of a previous state or position. -complete-

The warren is safe at last. The rabbits are happy and free. But Hazel has been feeling tired. Not even the chief rabbit is immortal. The Black Rabbit of death comes for everyone in the end.

Calvin, Hobbes, dictatorship and democracy.

Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.

Drabble collection written in response to a music meme on LJ. It's all a show, it's all a game and I would lose it if I played.

Anastasia, an angel, comes from the sky to tell Ned Flanders about the prophecy he must fulfill-to cleanse the town of Springfield of avatars of the seven Cardinal Sins. Includes minor swearing, mild slash, a character death, and some sexual themes.

The relationship of Tak and Keef is complicated, built upon both food and gestures rather than outright love. TakKeef drabbles done for the 10 themes LJ community. Completed.

When Zim takes GIR and Minimoose away for the weekend, Dib pays a visit to Zim's most neglected, nameless minion. Dib/ZC friendship.

Freakazoid's at a crossroad in his life. Will his decision affect the potency of his overal Freakatude? Read to find out!

I loved her with all of my heart, body, and soul. And yet I killed her.

AU. Dib had never believed in any of that nonsense his dad spewed out about the paranormal. Still, there was something weird about that ZIM kid.

[Chapter 2 Up] Freakazoid's impromptu experiment leaves Dexter confused and in need of advice. But wait... aren't Dexter and Freakazoid the same person? And why does nobody else have this problem?

"So," Membrane rumbled as he materialized in a column of spectral smoke, "I find you here. It was only a matter of time." Before him the child retreated a step, eyes wide and disbelieving. "Dad?" And suddenly, he wanted it. -oneshot-

Bart: I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.:::Bart and Milhouse in the treehouse after school, and Bart considers the family factor and feels something...out of place. Take it as you will.

If Nitz and Jesse are to get together, they'll need all the help they can get. Let us start with these letters.

ON HIATUS. Takes place right after Screw Week. Summer is here, and so is potential romance. Possibly the first Undergrads fan fic on the site.

Mentions of the word sex. Andrea returns, turning out to be Craigen's girlfriend's cousin. Nitz and Jesse have a little tiff when he is side tracked by Kimmy, again. And Gimpy builds a diorama. Yay!

GIR and Zim accidently switch bodies, Dib tries to use this to his advantage. Read and Review