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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1973860, Profile Updated: 08-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Greetings! My name is Metesme. I'm here to read and share my stories, because I loved doing both.

As you can see, I cleaned out my profile even more! Now it just has the necessities. Although I do miss the copy and pastes...


My Stories:

Title: Taunting Comes Easiest
Rating: T
Status:In-Progress (of being re-written)
Summary: Back away Fatso! I don’t want your obesity to rub off on me!” Did they not care at all? Were they heartless? Did they not know I was a human being with feelings? AU AH Rated T to be safe.

Title: Aimer et etre aime
Rating: T
Status: In-Progress
Summary: To Love and Be loved. Mary Alice Brandon is a normal girl. She is, until she is thirteen and discovers she has a gift. Her parents, troubled by the news, send her to an asylum. What could go wrong there?

Title: Hope In the Darkness
Rating: T
Status: In-Progress
Summary: Have you ever wanted to speak out, but if you did you would lose the one you loved? Have you ever been scared that everyone will find out your secret? Yes and yes. Lauren Mallory's Story.

Title: In the Rain
Rating: T
Status: Complete
Summary: I looked over the edge again. I had to do this. But his touch…it made me feel…complete. The look in his eyes…the emotions I could see was a mixture fear and worry. But my question was why did he feel these things? One-shot.

Title: The Game
Rating: T
Status: Complete
Summary: MissStrawberrie's Monthly One-Shot Cullenizer Challenge. Bella has to make some copies, but when she meets Edward there, she has to teach him how to work the machine. Then he reminds her of a certain game...


News:

8/2or3/09: In the Rain won MissStrawberries's Cullenizer Monthy Challenge! Along with ihatejacob1's Army Camouflage, which is really good, if you want to read it, I am pretty sure it's in my favorites :)


Thanks for taking time to read my oh-so-boring profile!

-metesme :D

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To Be Without by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Claire's mother didn't approve of imprinting and fled with Claire when she was only 5 years old. Now, Claire is 18 and she wants to find where she belongs and knows exactly where that is. QuilClaire. Rating may change. Post BD, 15 years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,759 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Boys Are Frustrating by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Willa has her own story with Seth, and its a difficult one. Here's how they finally work everything out. SethOC, picks up from chapter 30 of To Be Without. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,727 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Seth, OC - Complete
The Juice Box Wars by typerventilating reviews
Bella wants a juice box. Edward doesn't want cooties. When Edward devises a plan to save the boys from this horrible "disease" Bella has to fight for her juice box drinking rights! AH BellaXEdward Fluff, cute! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Half Life by L.B.Dreamer5914 reviews
Quil Ateara made his choice a long time ago, fifteen years ago to be exact. Now she's back, the girl he loved enough to let go. Question is: does he have the strength to do it all again? First Fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,128 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Different Way to See by Starlight Drama reviews
Bella is slowly going blind. She moves back to Forks to live with her father and brothers to spend time with them and see them before she can't see at all. Who will she meet there? AH AU *will be finished, will just take time*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shes a Dreamer by Captain Libeka reviews
Bella is a dreamer. She dreams, sees and hears more than the average human. Particularly when it comes to a certain bronze haired boy. She is determined to find out his secrets. But Bella has a secret herself, Bella can read Edward's mind. ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,963 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 6,364 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Timeless To Me by Poetique reviews
Bella thinks she's tripped again, but she's done much more than that. With only a wallet full of money from 2005 and her memories, she discovers her new setting: Chicago in 1917, where the Spanish influenza is on rise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Wall by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missing Alice by Impossible-Twins reviews
BREAKING NEWS: Ten year old Alice Cullen has gone missing. If you know information on her whereabouts, we urge you to come forwards. We pray that she is found… We pray that she is safe… We pray that she is alive…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,019 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Live Not For Love by Inirini reviews
In 1918, Carlisle decided that Edward's life was too precious to condemn him to a life of a vampire and tries harder to save him. He succeeds, what are the consequences when an old man meets the young girl 90 years later?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 4,854 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You were Mine by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
AU/AH. Bella, an aspiring ballet dancer, and Edward, a prominent musician, have met briefly two years ago. They meet again in Juilliard, and sparks fly. When they finally get together, can a cruel twist of fate tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,341 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Ultimate Betrayal by Fourwords reviews
“Well, that changes things.” He stated simply while he raised an eyebrow, he glanced at his guard, who immediately tensed and moved forward, noticing the subtle change in his tone and his glance. “Come Irina, tell me more.” Irina's time in italy in BD R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Irina
Abuse by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon,Bella married Jacob and had a daughter.He is abusive. What happens when Edward comes back and discovers their daughter? How will her existence affect the relationship between her and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,791 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by PierceTheVeil reviews
I'm not right for you Jared!" "Don't say that Kim, you're perfect for me and you know that!" "No Jared, you need someone who will be there for you, someone who you can marry and have kids and grow old with, and-and I just can't be that person" Ch3 redone
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Jared, Kim
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Little Words by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Bella arrives at Jacob's doorstep to tell him three little words. One-shot, what I think should have happened, YEAH. GO AHEAD, FLAME! Lisa: You are so pathetic. Me: Oh, and you're not. Lisa: ...Touche. T for one little cuss word. TEAM EDWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
My Father by TheVividTruth reviews
My father. He was not just my father he was my best friend. Leah Clearwater and Harry Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Leah, Harry - Complete
The Cullen Life by TheCullenLife reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Rated T just to be safe. The everday life of the Cullen family: our style. Please don't judge a story by its summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
To The Bride, And Groom! by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Emmett and Jasper's best man speeches. Pointless fluff that was too cute not to write. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Day I Died by Fourwords reviews
A collection of one-shots recounting the last human moments of our beloved Cullens, did you ever wonder what happened just before they died? If so, then read here. Rated M for future chapters, R&R Please x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Is Watching Someone Die by unicornhime reviews
What if Edward had gotten to Port Angeles too late and was faced with Bella begging him to do everything in his power to save her? She knows he has the power no one else does...what will he do? One night changes everything. AU *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Capturing the Flames by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can You Hear Me Now? by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's been in an accident in Phoenix and moves to Forks. She can't talk. Her vocal cords are ruined and her sight is impaired but getting better. She accidently sits with the Cullens and feels almost at peace with them. The big twist? Read the story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella
Mistakes by L.B.Dreamer5914 reviews
He was a coward. He was a coward for not telling her, for not dealing with her rejection, for not being able to handle her fear when she found out… ONE-SHOT. Companion to The Half Life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Fire and Ice by scorchedtrees reviews
She was fire, hot and blazing and angry. He was ice, cold and smooth and unforgiving. They would never work out… too bad fate had other plans. Leah/Felix. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Leah, Felix
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power of Destiny by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
The Volturi come across Bella's sweet blood & imprison her, but Aro soon finds out that she's more than just his drug. After a year of torture Bella's life is intertwined with Edward's and Carlisle's. Will they be able to save her from Aro and her destiny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,922 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkness and It's Slaves by Dreams Turn To Words reviews
I know this has been done alot but...Edward left Bella and she was bitten By victoria and is now her servant forever but what happens when Victoria is destroyed by volturi and Bella is now theirs. Will she escape w/ her new friend back to forks to him? R/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Addition by dreaminspired reviews
Edward gives Bella a present the whole vampire family falls in love with. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Butter! by la saboteuse reviews
Was anyone else saddened by the lack of newly-wed bliss in BD? Collected oneshots of what their honeymoon could have been like! NO lemons,but plenty of fluffy goodness along with some character exploration.Started writing before BD,so locations may vary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Diary by somakeitcount reviews
When Edward stumbles across Bella's diary, curiosity gets the better of him. What will he discover within the tear-stained pages? As told by Edward Cullen. One-shot. Set just after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Bella by somakeitcount reviews
Who said goodbyes were easy. But if you love someone, sometimes you need to set them free. ...Right? Set at the beginning of New Moon, as told by Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Twilight in Real Life by Loco-motion reviews
One-shot. What happens when the Twilight characters find the Twilight Books? And who is plotting against them? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
The Souvenir by blondie AKA robin reviews
During his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Hate, or Something Like That by AneleTiger reviews
James Potter is a narcissistic, selfish, arrogant, bigheaded, vain, pompous, womanizer, ostentatious, conceited, pretentious, smug, selfcentered, handsome, and egotistical git. Wait...what was that about handsome?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,485 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 9/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
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Taunting Comes Easiest reviews
“Back away Fatso! I don’t want your obesity to rub off on me!” Did they not care at all? Were they heartless? Did they not know I was a human being with feelings? AU AH Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella
The Game reviews
MissStrawberrie's Monthly One-Shot Cullenizer Challenge. Bella has to make some copies, but when she meets Edward there, she has to teach him how to work the machine. Then he reminds her of a certain game...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aimer et être aimé reviews
To Love and Be loved. Mary Alice Brandon is a normal girl. She is, until she is thirteen and discovers she has a gift. Her parents, troubled by the news, send her to an asylum. What could go wrong there?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper
In the Rain reviews
I looked over the edge again. I had to do this. But his touch…it made me feel…complete. The look in his eyes…the emotions I could see was a mixture fear and worry. But my question was why did he feel these things? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete