Because if a rattata can do it, so can I. So can anyone.

After disbanding Team Skull Guzma, the team's former boss, decides to return to his home on Melemele Island. There, after a once in a lifetime opportunity arises, he is accepted into a teaching position at his old Pokemon school. Though with his infamous reputation, winning over his students will be a tough task. It is one that he is more than determined to take on.

Luke reluctantly takes a trip back home for Christmas but just as he begins to settle in, he receives a call. A heartbreaking call. With nothing but a piece of blank yellowed paper and his own heart to guide him, Luke is forced into solving the crime of his life to unlock secrets that may have been meant to stay hidden forever.

For as long as Remilia Scarlet has been in Gensokyo, she has claimed to be the daughter of the feared Vampire Count Vlad Tepes Dracul III. But just as she starts preparing for her 500th birthday, Alucard catches wind of her lies and starts preparing for something himself. A walk through the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Destination: Remilia. Goal: Extermination.

After losing yet another league, Ash get's betrayed by his 'friends' and must train to prove them wrong with his Mary Sue powers just like in every other betrayal story. Rated T for large amounts of sarcasm, satire and NaCl. Mature!Ash MarySue!Ash [Insert Tag Here]!Ash