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I joined this site coz i wanted to promote my stories to people from all over.

My grammar and vocab is very bad so please don't bug me or Ill block you.

My favorite thing about fan fiction.net is that it's a pretty boring site, but it has alot of funny and somewhat interesting people.

I'm the author of 1 story and I'm nearly finished writing it and it's a Twilight fan fic.

I love all things Twilight and I love mythical creatures and also Jacob Sexy Black.

Me I'd describe myself as a good-two-shoes but not a Mary sue as most people refer to Bella Smelly Swan as one LOLL.

Best thing about this site is the Twilight Haters and they are freaking great.

I love British TV even me I'm not British but from tropical Morocco...I live in Rainy miserable and the most shittiest place on this damn planet IRELAND...

What else I love Piano and I love music and talking about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is!!

I also like anime and don't get me started it was my mates that introduced me to the damn thing.

I'm only on level 1 at least to say ...

Okay my favorite anime is Sailor Moon ..

My favorite manga is Tokyo Mew Mew and Vampire doll.

IM currently reading Tsubasa chronicles ahhhhhhh A BIG BREAK AND CHANGE FROM MAGICAL FLUFFY SWEETIE CANDY FLOSSIE ANIME

MY FORUMS:

Crylight: I have a topic on that forum: visit xXIxHatexTwilightxX: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Crylight/61549/ send me a message if u wanna have a fight with these retarded Twi haters and Ill be more then happy to stand up for Yeah!!

Wolfpack haters INC: TWILIGHT WOLFPACK HATERS! sorry TWILIGHT WOLFPACK HATERS! no link yet ok!

Write down your 10 favourite Twilight Characters (no particular order) and answer the questions AFTERWARDS :

1. Edward

2. Jacob

3. Alice

4. Emmett

5. Rosalie

6.Alec

7.Carlisle

8. Quil

9. Charlie

10. Esme

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before? NOPE.o.0

2. Do you think four is hot? Maybe. But in rl yes.

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant? yea now that is seriously lame.

4. Do you recall any fics about two? Millions on Ed. Favourite sick stories by msas

5. Would four and five make a good couple? They are together, but umm Rosalie and Edward are made for eachother.

6. Seven and three or seven and nine? Carlisle/Alice, Carlisle/Charlie. No Thats wrong, you couldnt have Alice and her foster dad as a couple, maybe Carlisle and Charlie would be funny for a parody, Id like to read them in a fan fic.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation? Id laugh. Edward would find that disturbing. Jacob and Quil would be a crazy couple and theyd really be seen fooling around not the other way around.

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. Esme wants to know Alices secret past in the asylum.

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff? Nope I dont think so, but lemme check. YEA http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5692041/1/Twisted. Funny LOL..

10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic. Alec turns gay and seeks comfort from Jacob o.0 wa SOZ it sucks.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? Edward and Emmett yea Id get Emmett to rape Edward and then Ed falls for emmetts hott hoott bod.

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "ohh Carlisle" .

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose? I will walk 100 miles and I will walk 500 more yo yo its dj Charlie hehe "harry clearwater we need tolook for this thing"

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be? Flames welcome. I dont care!!

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight? Emmett: "hey Quil wanna pump up some iron?"

JasperLuver48:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5681199/1/Scentual_Memories I ella, my love. You're the only person I've ever loved and the only person I will love until the end of my existence. I know that you picked Jacob and I promised to stay away so long as that is what you wanted but there is one thing I need to get off of my chest and since you are the reason I am still alive I have no choice but to send this to you. I wrote it with you in mind. You know that your scent is the most alluring of all scents to me and that I would know your scent from anyone ever. I treasure the time we spent together and want you to be truly happy. This is the last contact I will have with you I promise. Please know that I love you and if you should ever change your mind and decide that I am your choice, I will be waiting for you.

Scent-ual Memories

Isn't it funny
Yet so true
How a certain scent
Can mean so much to you?

Take you back
To a favorite space
In your memory
You can never replace

A spot so nice
And so reassuring
Can take you from unhappy
To someplace alluring

I never thought
This would be the one
That takes me to
That place in the sun

So no matter what happens
Any time or any place
When I smell that scent
I see your face

It gives me the confidence
To go on with this life
To make it through
All this heartache and strife

This was straight from the heart and soul, if I am still considered to have one. You brought out the best in me and I will never forget you.

All my love, Edward

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Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",

Thank's for reading my awesome profile. :) Hope you enjoy my stories! Also, check my favourites if you don't like mine, I have many really good stories by other really good authors.

Favorite Parings

TWILIGHT:

JacobXBella

RosalieXJacob

AlecXBella

Riley(RIP)XBella

JasperXAlice

BellaXJasper

Vampire Diaries:

DamonXBonnie

ElenaXDamon

StefanXCaroline

House Of Night:

ZoeyXEric

HeathXAphrodite

StarkXZoey

EirnXDamian

Fallen:

LucindaXCam

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested? cold shower.
Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh? first dibs
Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? never speak again.

Would you rather always lose or never play? never play.

Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug? ear plug
Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races? wheelbarrow races.
Would you rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall? 3 feet tall, 8 is too much
Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter? 3 feet taller.
Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? astronaut is much cooler
Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy? a dog named killer
Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino? giant hamster WTF
Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree? live in a tree.
Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say? hear any convo
Would you rather be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future? know their future
Would you rather be able to stop time or fly? stop time
Would you rather be an unknown minor league basketball player or a famous professional badminton star? Famous professional badminton star; even though I hate badminton
Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck? giraffe head, elephant heads are ugg..
Would you rather be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth? lie to my best friend.
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered? forgotten.
Would you rather be go about your normal day naked or fall asleep for a year? fall asleep for a year
Would you rather be gossipped about or never talked about at all? never talked about
Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald? completely bald
Would you rather be happy for 8hrs/day and poor or sad for 8hr/day and rich? Happy for 8hrs/day and poor
Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds? read minds
Would you rather be rich and ugly, or Poor and good looking? poor and good looking
Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate? someone you hate
Would you rather be the most popular or the smartest person you know? smartest
Would you rather be the sand castle or the wave? wave
Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid? drink dishwashing liquid
Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a gallon of ice cream? stick of ice cream
Would you rather eat a stick of margarine or five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce? five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce
Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bumblebees? poison ivy
Would you rather end hunger or hatred? hunger
Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars? 10 million dollars, I don't believe in true love Sorray
Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was? who I was
Would you rather get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush? singing in the mirror
Would you rather get even or get over it? get even
Would you rather give bad advice or take bad advice? give bad advice
Would you rather give up your computer or your pet? your computer
Would you rather go to an amusement park or to a family reunion? amusement park
Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life? junk food
Would you rather have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?beautiful house and ugly car
Would you rather have a kangaroo or koala as your pet? koala as my pet :0
Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe? extra toe ugh
Would you rather have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years? 3 in 10 yrs
Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing? x ray vision
Would you rather invent a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS? Id invent both but I'll say Aids
Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? step on a crab
Would you rather know it all or have it all? have it all
Would you rather live without music or live without T.V.? T.V.
Would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love? loved but never love
Would you rather make headlines for saving somebody's life or winning a nobel prize? headlines for saving someones life
Would you rather meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space? meet an alien visitor
Would you rather never use the internet again or never watch TV again? use the internet again but never watch T.V. again
Would you rather not be able to use your phone or your e-mail? my email
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout? able to shout
Would you rather own a ski lodge or a surf camp? surf camp
Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment? make a movie on my most embarrassing moment
Would you rather spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean? internet
Would you rather sweat moderately but constantly 24 hours a day all over your body or have a metal pin in your jaw that constantly picks up talk radio stations? sweat 24 hrs

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits: Ace of Hz Ladytron

Waking Up: Snow White Queen Evanescence

First Day At School: Who is it Micheal Jackson

Falling In Love: I belong to you Muse

Fight Song: Outro N-Dubz

Fight Song: Edward Maya

Prom night: Favourite Girl Justin Bieber

Life: Turn ya head Heidi Montag

Mental Breakdown: Where do I start Chicane

Driving: Teenage Dream Katy Perry

Flashback: Before the dawn Evanesence

Getting back together: Intro N-Dubz

Wedding: Now I'm that bitch

Birth of Child: Under Pressure Jedward feat Vanilla Ice

Final Battle: Halo/Walking on sunshine Glee Cast

Funeral Song: E.T. Katy Perry

Final Credits: Life is Beautiful Vega4

1. Your Name: Kenza

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kenizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Turtle

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Downey Kenz

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) MarkeRos

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Fanta

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Erdoize

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name) Rosarie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Lulu