If you're here, that means you're not such a lazy prick that you don't even bother to check out my lookup. Congratulations. *hands you a cookie*

Since you're here, I might as well put something here. *scratches head* Uhh, I'm twelve. I live in Seattle, Washington, four miles from Kurt Cobain's house. I am your master. I like tofu. My friends are Shadowesque13 and WormmonABS. I am your master. *insert two sentences here so that I can say "I am your master" again*

It's most likely that none of my fics will be anything but Danny Phantom. If they are, I'll let you know. If they ever stop sucking, I'll let you know. If my eyes ever turn the same color, I'll let you know.

Couples:

Danny and Sam are a no-no. Danny and anybody but me is a no-no.

Draco/Hermione equals...interesting. o.0"

Harry and Ginny equals: You go, girl!

Homestarrunner and Marzipan equals: Very, very amusing. XD

My e-mail is Spiffy_Spaz13@hotmail.com, if you ever feel like telling me how much I suck.

Go read my fics. Now.

PS: I have sledgehammers.