A monster with a lantern meets a fox who shows him what its like to be human. Those were the things he gave up for his undeath. But her antics start to stir up fond memories of the life that was forcibly taken from him. He wonders whether he should embrace her ways of thinking...then he remembers that humans are idiots who can't even remember to click his lantern...

Talon is a notorious thief and murderer from the Noxian slums who believes there is nothing more to life than the struggle for survival. He receives a rude awakening after meeting someone who challenges him to a duel; that there is more to life than survival. Forced to assimilate, Talon agrees out of respect for the man who spared his life. Unfortunately, different struggles await.

After working nonstop for over two years, Counselor Badger's just found out that he gets vacation days. Of course, his first thought is to take his beautiful fiance with him! But what happens when one of his clients decides that she could use a break too? You'll have to read this masterful ball of naughty to find out! (Sequel to Confessions of a Counselor), OC x Syndra x Lissandra

She haunted his dreams, his mind, and his life. He couldn't shake her no matter how many years passed. He yearned to see her again in the worst kind of way. Sometimes dreams can make the most frustrating realities. **DISCONTINUED**

They had always been together, spending their days in contentment as life passed them by. Now bound to the Shadow Isles as a beautiful spider woman and a spectral centaur, they still take the time to enjoy the small moments undeath has to offer. From having tea parties to pelting Thresh with chicken, who's to say the good times must end with life's demise?

Summoner Jay Badger has one very important job in the League, help the champions with their problems. Whether this means giving a hug here and there, putting out fires (both physical and emotional), or just being a friend to those who need one, his job is always exciting. This disregards the canon in my other stories, as it's just for good fun! Rated M for language & adult themes.