FINALLY, AFTER MILLIONS OF DECADES, I HAVE A HUMAN FORM. TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MEAGER PEASANTS. I AM YOUR MASTER NOW. BOW DOWN TO-

Hello there, sacks of blood! I am the MaliciousScarecrow (please refrain from asking me how I came up with this name) and as the most predictable morsel on the face of the planet, I am here to write fan fiction! Now I want you to know that I, even if a higher being, am not perfect. Especially in my human form. So I want no complaints for my writing unless they are gentle critiques; shouting insults at me will make my timid soul cry. But you most likely don't care about the author, much less their lives or feelings, so let's move on to story content!

My stories will vary with each fandom. I might do self harm or fluff or action or comedy or many other things you can probably think of, but I will notdo smut. Under any circumstances. If you have an idea an would like me to write it, message me and I'll tell you if I'm open to it or not. It will most likely depend on which fandom it is in. I'm not in as many randoms as people think I am.

Writing is... strange for me. Sometimes I'm very serious while writing and sometimes I'm having way too much fun with writing. So just be aware that my style changes. Maybe not with every story or chapter, but it can change, definitely.

That's about all I got for now, but I'll update my profile every once in a while.

I won't tell you to have a good day because I feel like that's just bossy.

Bye.