A fun little blog where the King and Queen of the Monsters discuss their daily lives.

At a comic-con, the boys accidentally get sent forwards in time, and see what the future has in store for them.

Taking place after season 21 something bad is going on in south park. Secrets will be revealed, friendships will be made and an evil force will soon come forth.

On the edge of graduating from high school, Stan proposes to Kyle in the hopes they can run away together; finally getting out that little mountain town. However, Kyle isn't sure if it's the right thing to do and turns him down. The next day, Stan goes missing. Pure hell ensues. This will be angsty and triggering.

(Guess what this is about. Go on, guess. No?) I-I have become a...Rathalos! This cannot be happening. What happened! Can I find a way to turn back? Or to I stay as a monster...forever. (rated m just to be safe. w )

Principal Victoria gets Butters to teach the fourth grade class Sex-Ed, but he takes a practical approach to the topic. LEMON Based off a scene from 'Monty Python's The Meaning of Life'

A new kid moves to South Park and doesn't take any shit from anyone, and within a few hours manages to beat the tar out of some random kids. Things only get weirder. Based on Stick of Truth/Fractured But Whole. Mostly pointless self-indulgence.

The title speaks for itself. LEMON- The characters are aged up.

After Tweek’s parents died in a tragic car accident, Tweek had nowhere to go and was forced to live on the street while he attended college. Craig who was living the great life, pity Tweek and offered him a room to stay in after his conscious caught up with him. After one drinking night, Craig woke up with regrets. He hating himself, but Tweek more for making him feel the way he di

Heidi Turner joins The Freedom Pals. Causing discomfort for her ex Eric Cartman

When Ike accidentally sees Bebe naked, he begins obsessing over her, thus putting a strain on his and Kyle's brotherly bond. This idea was spawned from an episode of 'King of the Hill'

Crime is running rampant in the city, cats are missing, and The Coon is ready to stop them. He'll need the help of the Coon and Friends, the New Kid, and more to take down Freedom Pals, and make billions of dollars in his franchise plan.

When Clyde's dad and Cartman's mom announce their engagement, Eric and Clyde's lives go to Hell. Clyde is already having problems admitting his feelings for his best friend, but when Heidi, Eric's girl, starts coming onto him as well, Cartman is determined to destroy Clyde and make sure every moment of his life is misery. Rated M for sexual content and alcohol/drug use.

Butters and Nelly start dating after their rivalry ended. And everyone is split about their relationship

Kyle can't complain about his life, for he has the best friends he could ask for. However, he's been keeping a secret for years: he is fatally and obsessively attracted to his best friend's boyfriend,Eric, a tough guy and a control freak. He knows that, if the truth ever came out, it could ruin everything, but the desire he holds for Eric is not that easy to deal with. Kyman/Heiman

Bebe is now seventeen and longs for the true love. Meanwhile Stan and Wendy are back together after years of being apart and couldn't be happier. This story contains some other Pairings, which i'm not sure yet. I also want to make it a surprise, so yeah.. This story is Rated M.

In a world of angels and demons, Tweek is a nervous angel who is always worried the demons are going to attack. His life changes, though, when he meets an odd demon named Craig, who seems much different from the other demons. As the two grow closer, they find themselves feeling things they've never felt before. Meanwhile, Stan keeps visiting Earth for some reason. Collab Jellyfish

A continuation of Are We and Wounded, please read those two first before reading this one. Main ships are Stendy, Kybe, and Kola. So, this is their summer vacation in Miami, Florida, their parents know about Stan and Wendy's 'Romantic Life' and they are all living and sleeping together, other problems arrive and even a bloody fight when someone hits on Wendy when Stan is around R&R

How in my storyline Kola happened, hope you like it! T because South Park.

{What if the New Kid joined Freedom Pals instead of Coon and Friends?} When the New Kid is kicked out of the Fighters of Zaron, she finds herself as the newest recruit of Freedom Pals. As she and her new team fight to protect South Park from the crime wave and to stay ahead of Coon and Friends franchise, the new kid struggles with her mysterious past and her new time-ripping powers

There's a new drug problem in South Park, (surprise surprise) and it's up to the Freedom Pals to get to the bottom of it. Unfortunately, someone is trying to stop them from saving the town from another drug epidemic. Self-indulgent fanfiction focusing on fem! New Kid. Lots of shipping with her. (An alternate universe where the kids have real powers harnessed through super energy!)

When the school does a personality type match up test for a dance, everyone in school suffers. Something goes wrong during the match up, and some weird combinations happen, with every kid being forced to go to a dance with someone they're not happy with. Stan doesn't see anything wrong until he's forced to go with Craig, and Wendy ends up going with Butters. Rated T for language

High school, hormones, a surprising confession, and confusing feelings. Between being black mailed, outed, and homophobia, there's also the impending doom of school projects and abuse at home that Tweek and Craig have to fight their way through, desperate for their relationship to work out.

Trying to live a normal life is hard enough, but fate hasn't had it's final laugh yet. Why is it that Cartman smells so goddamn irresistible! To top it off he's the owner of a multi-billion dollar conglomerate? No way I'm giving in to that fatass' wishes! (Kyle Broflovski x Eric Cartman).

When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric

For PigKiller55 Tweek and Craig question their relationship.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Like mother like son... Eric needs money and falls into the world's oldest job to get it. Eric X A lot of people, don't know if to tag all the ships since it ruins some of the surprises... Lots of smut since this is basically porn with a plot.

When Mr Kitty passes away, Cartman is distraught. Even if Kyle and Mr Kitty weren't exactly the best of friends, he can't turn a blind eye to Cartman's heartbreak. He and the boys decide to do something about it. Rated T. A birthday present for PartiPooper!

The kids have started a new game. It started as a war between genders, only to be complicated by the rise of bandit factions. Multiple factions invited the New Kid to join, but were all rebuffed. Little did they suspect the New Kid was already playing in secret. Too bad that secrets are meant to be uncovered. Warning: casual racism, sexism and trans-phobia, because South Park.

Stan is convinced he met a mermaid, but no one believes him. He tries his best to prove it, but gets more than he's bargained for.

Tweek's life is miserable. He has no friends, people are always picking on him, he's addicted to meth'laced coffee, and he's gay for one of the most attractive boys in school. But maybe if he can work up the nerve to talk to Craig, he might just be able to melt his heart. There's only one problem. Craig's already dating someone else. Rated M for sexual scenes, violence, and angst.

Our loveable heiress reacts to much more fanfiction, tropes, games and the like! Second Sequel to Weiss Reacts. Parody, crack, AU, OOC stuff, OCs, crossovers, and whatnot. Rated T for antics and insanity. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Chapter: Kamen Rider Gaim, Part 2! "And you wonder why I hate him, Yang." NO RVB REQUESTS. Part of the Reactsverse. Complete.

Even in a group as large as the Freedom Pals, these four just work well together. Slight Annie x Douchebag Paring.

Because your Dad always fucks your Mom. (Rated T for Language)

*Revived* Jaune is used to having peaceful nights of sleep and nothing disturbing him, but all that changes with a visit from an unexpected girl in the middle of the night. After that visit, nothing has been the same. SWEARING! VIOLENCE! MATURE THEMES! JAUNE X YANDERE HAREM

There are people in this world who are born with special 'abilities' that vary on the spectrum of totally useless to very, very dangerous. There is a facility designed for the purpose of studying those with unstable abilities. - Tweek is one of many ability users who resides in this facility, and he's doing just fine. Until he meets his roommate. Cross posted on AO3.

Sequel to A Call to Action. A new threat rises and attacks Best Buy as an act of revenge by the Apple Company. Now the New Kid, Call Girl and her friends are called in to respond to any attacks by the Apple. Now they must take down the attacks and strike back against Apple before its too late.

After Sigma's Rebellion, a poor human accountant deals with the financial blackhole that is Zero's shenanigans.

During a sleep over with his two best friends Douchebag thinks about what makes them friends and what to do about the crush he has on them. Paring can be seen as (ButtersxDouchebagxAnnie)

In which Mysterion is forced to propose on national television in an attempt to end Chaos. Superhero AU. Rated T to be safe. Part 1/3 of the Cupid Cartman series.

Eric Cartman makes a wish for his birthday, and his whole world changes. Everything he had imagined becomes real, and it's up to him and his friends to fight the evil being that awaits them.

South Park, a glorious carefree mountain town... Yeah, we all know the place is fucked up. Follow Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman as they have grown older, now having to think of their future while discovering more about themselves... And dealing with their homes insanity. Sounds fun! Monthly Updates

in the last day of school Cartman and Wendy made a bet. Will Cartman actually win his bet or will he be humiliated by the raven haired girl. candy

Kyle, Butters, Tweek and Pip was going to Dr. Mephesto's for extra credit at night.When suddenly one of Dr. Mephesto's machine changes them into the opposite genders. Stan had sudden feelings for Kyle with his new look but Wendy gets jealous. Pairings:Style, Bunny, Creek, Dip, Heiman, and more

Henrietta stood rooted to the spot. Emotions dashed throughout her body. The gushy, mushy—wholesome kind. Light, airy… like she could dance on clouds… No one had ever made her feel this way before… no one. Kenny x Henrietta. Kenrietta, but multiple pairings are mentioned! Oneshot.

Wendy convinces Stan and his friends to audition for the high school musical. But when Stan becomes the lead without Wendy, she finds herself quickly growing jealous of the female lead, Heidi. And for some reason, Stan is not too thrilled about Clyde playing the villain. And when Cartman steps in, wanting Heidi back, things get bad really fast. Rated T for language.

Wendy only wanted to find out who this week's two-faced gossiping bitch was. She didn't expect to hide in Heidi's locker as she watched her boyfriend make out with his best friend. Style high school AU.

The Goths and the vampires are in a competition to see who has the scariest haunted house after Mike insults the goths. The stakes are high as this will prove once and for all who's better than who in this terrifying contest of wills and trying-not-to-cry. Also, Henrietta really doesn't want to go on a date with Mike.

Craig is tired of everyone taking his boyfriend away from him when he is not looking. One shot CREEK fluff.

As they step into adulthood, our friends from South Park forget about their past fantasy games. However, an accident makes those make-belief superhero plays very real. As real as the menace that comes with their powers. T because this is South Park, after all. Based on the Coon and Friends episodes and Fractured But Whole. NOW COMPLETE.

The Grand Wizard King threatens to destroy the Paladin for an alliance he's presumed to have with the Princess. Only Kenny's sacrifice can save them now, and end the game once and for all.

MarjorineCartman. Implied. TW: Transphobia. She's finally living as herself. It's a start, right? Things are looking up for once. Two-shot.

Zero Two makes a bento for Hiro. Zero Two also has no concept of taste. - Or a story detailing Zero Two's journey to make her Darling a nice meal. Modern!AU (MinorXOver with Gurren Lagann Kill La Kill)

The boys have built a cardboard plane which they intend to make really fly - with Kenny as the reluctant pilot. One thing leads to another when during his voyage through the air, the poor kid encounters a squadron of fighter jets - which mistake him for something else...

Just a oneshot about Butters listening to Eric complain about his relationship with Heidi. That's it

(This is a translated version of my fic with the same name in Spanish) Zwei escaped again from Team RWBY's room and this time he decided to explore the campus of the academy, until he found his blonde friend and his favorite chew toy in a picnic. How they will react? Apart from unleash Blake's fury and jealousy...

It has been some time after the Eurasia Colony incident. X is seemingly alone in his fight for peace and justice, until a sudden discovery is made. But not just any discovery, it will be one to change his life. AU based on Dr. Facer's "Relic From The Seas". Rated T for some language and violence. Cover image made by me.

Miku accidentally gets Zero Two obsessed with online quizzes. Modern!AU

A monster is terrorizing South Park, and its causing people to go insane. It is unlike anything the kids have ever seen before. With the town wrapped in fear, it's up to Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman and their friends to stop this horrible monster. The monster with staring, creepy glass eyes... Please read and review!

Kyle's world is turned upside down when his mom under the impression he will do sexual acts with Stan. He is banned from hanging out with his best friend. Stan comes up with the idea for Kyle to use Red as a cover with surprising results. COMPLETE!

[TFBW Spoilers] When the New Kid went back in time, she changed not just her own life, but many others, too. Relationships have changed, people are alive that weren't before, and it's all a lot for her to deal with. Join her as she reflects on her timeline's changes, and as she, eventually, lives her life, a different person than she once was. Oh, also, she and Wendy date.

Cartman is convinced that he is in love with Kyle, but he ends up competing with the new girl at school. And Stan has a crush on the new girl, but Wendy still has feelings for him. So Cartman is jealous of the new girl, Stan is jealous of Kyle, the new girl and Wendy are jealous of each other, Kyle is ignorant to all of it, and Kenny ends up having to be the peace keeper!

It's Halloween in South Park. Stan Marsh is excited this year because it looks like they'll get a normal Halloween. Tweek freaks out and tells them not to count on it. It's South Park. There's nothing normal about the town or their Halloween.

It's Valentine's Day at South Park Elementary. Stan is fretting about how not to be a total dork in front of Wendy. Meanwhile, Butters has found himself a date with one of the most popular girls at school...or has he? In the mean time, a certain fat boy is out to ruin Date Night for everybody. Featuring special appearances from Coon and Friends (or just Friends).

Wendy wouldn't call the day she slept with Eric Cartman the biggest mistake of her life-that day wouldn't come until two years later, when she finds herself agreeing to be friends with benefits with him. That one DEFINITELY takes the cake. M for language and sexual content.

Eric was a light. He attracted other, including her. He was charming and he knew it. He attracted other like a moth attracted to light. Maybe that's why his gang always hang out with him, even though they knew first hand how troubling Eric was. Eric was the light, while she was the moth whom began to fly closer to it.

When Princess Shelly hears a prophecy about a younger sister casting her down, she tries to have her younger brother, Prince Stan killed. After escaping, Stan gets help from seven other South Park characters to become the woman he always was and get back home. A Snow White AU. Stan is a MtF transexual. Stan/Kyle & Wendy/Cartman

Blake was afraid of seeing Yang again. When she finally did however, it was in a completely different way than she expected. Yang had changed drastically... Bumbleebee, Yang x Blake. Yandere Yang/ Yangdere. WARNING: Nothing for sensitive people

Eric Cartman has a plan to get Heidi Turner to break up with him, all he needs is for Kyle to be his boyfriend. Takes place during the episode Super Hard PCness. Pairing: Kyman

As the title says, one-shots revolving around one of my favourite ships in South Park, Candy (Cartman/Wendy) just because I love the idea of them being together. Rated T just in case.

It's been seven years since Heidi dated Cartman. He's moved on to Butters, but she's still has some hard feelings about it.

Cartman gets kidnapped by an unlikely person for reasons that would never cross his mind. Rated because it's South Park.

Stan's juggling two secret relationships at once, however, his secret threatens to become exposed, when his two lovers become step-siblings. I'm writing this fic with my friend, TheOutsidersIsAmazingButSad, he didn't have a choice. I'm just kidding. This fic contains swearing, sex, slash, blah blah blah. I don't own South Park, I'm glad I don't, that would be too much pressure.

An archive of ten or so 'Kids as Kids' fanfics, all set in the same fanfic continuity. Join Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny Butters and more as they help Pip find peace in the after-life, get snowed in at Christmas, board a romantic cruise ship, analyze Cartman, and unravel a overly-complicated murder mystery. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park! *UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

Cartman and Wendy are determined to land the lead roles in South Park Elementary's less-than-stellar theater production, "Gnomeo & Juliet". Only good can come of this. Candy! ONE-SHOT! Read & review if you like! Rated T for language.

Kenny has finally moved on with his life, but what happens when his ex wife returns from the dead? Sequel to Train Wreck. Complete!

That bastard. Cartman is cheating on Kyle, and Wendy is cheating on Stan. But sometimes, a tragedy can bring people closer... (Style) [ONE SHOT]

Kenny's life is spiraling out of control after losing his wife. As he's grieving, he's struggling raising his kids and his brother. Will Kenny get the help he needs?

Cartman's throwing a party. After experiencing a sudden change of heart, Cartman invites every fourth grader at South Park Elementary to a huge party at his house, and he's sparing no expense. Kyle is determined to prove that Cartman's new attitude is a sham. Meanwhile, Craig's friendships are tested, Kevin Stoley has a crisis of faith and Stan's Dad is hospitalized.

Sequel to Unlikely Love 2 Take 2. Again, follows the same plot that RedWarGrey X put on the original.

Cartman and Wendy have given birth, but can't agree on what to name their daughter. The result? Total destruction! CartmanxWendy, ButtersxLexus, Kenny (as Mysterion) x Butters if you choose to see that, and Kenny (as Mysterion) x Cartman if you choose to see that.

A shy Stan Marsh tries his best to get Wendy to notice him. He recruits one of her best friends to help him in his journey.

An archive of several years' worth of old South Park drabbles and oneshots, both silly and serious, largely unedited, featuring characters from Cartman and Kenny to Stan's Mom and Towelie. These drabbles are SUPER OLD and NOT representative of my current abilities - see "John's All-New Drabble Collection" instead!

Sequel to Maverick Hunter Academy. Now that the war is finally over, X and Zero have decided to take up teaching at their old school. Bored with the slow-paced action at Base, Axl decides to join them. But, he keeps having headaches and a constant feel of nausea. What's becoming of the young Prototype? XAlia, ZeLay, and AxPal included. AxPal focus. My one-year anniversary fic!

Ruby gets invited to hang out with one of her friends. Yang hearing this begins to act strange and weird towards and around Ruby. Yang becomes more violent and angry. Will Ruby endure this treatment or will her will be broken? Warning contains enabler and abuse.

A series of one-shots and drabbles revolving around the south park kids. Some are connected and some are AU but hopefully all are enjoyable. Main couple is Red/Kenny cause it's my favorite strange pairing. Reviews are welcomed and appreciated!

After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2

Mysterion fight with a gang of thugs inside a dark nuclear power plant. What he does not know is that he is unfortunately in the process creates an even more evil threat.

Everyone thought he was dead long ago. But now he returns to South Park to seek revenge.

"Never touch what is mine..." Yandere!Neo one-shot/drabble collection. Rated M for gore, language, and POSSIBLE sexual situations. This is a collab between a bunch of writers here on FF, author is listed at the end of each chapter, and chapters will therefore have different themes, settings, pairings, and so forth. Enjoy this f*cked up amalgamation of our collective insanity!

Wendy is trapped in an abusive marriage and doesn't know how to get out of it. Will she get out before it's too late? WARNING: This story contains domestic violence.

Ever wondered what the Duel Monsters would say if they had a voice? Well they can now...and they have some complaints to file.

Takes place during S20E02, but all characters are of age. The girls take matters into their own hands and decide to teach Skankhunt42 a lesson. Warning for genderswap, explicit content, violence, non-consent, group sex, bullying/hazing, and elements of dominance and submission.

Cartman is keeping a secret! Two people discover the secret and one begins to blackmail him, the other tries to help him.

"I'm expelled!" Eric couldn't believe it, he's done so much worse and this was what had him kicked out? No it couldn't be. "Yes Eric." Mr. Mackey nodded. "We've all had enough with you. It doesn't matter how much detention or punishment you get mmkay. You never learn." "I will please." Eric hated school, he really did. Though he couldn't be expelled,

Now finally, mine and "SouthParkWritter197's" collabroation is up. Stay Tuned for the creation of the greatest superhero league ever.

Two-shot. Jaune and Weiss have been together for a while now and everything is going fine... except for one tiny detail. Jaune liked that Weiss was smol, that he was over a foot taller than her. Weiss did not like that Jaune liked that she was "smol". What they both do like is the outcome of one of Jaune's jokes. Cold Moon marriage fic. Co-written with Lonely

This fanfiction is a spin-off of "Mysterion Begins" and almost have a new story in every single chapter. This fanfiction will also be connected with the "Coon & Friends" collabroation fanfiction, that I will be co-writing, together with the author "SouthParkWritter197".

9th Grade: Cartman and Wendy make a bet. Butters has an identity crisis. Stan refuses to believe he's having an identity crisis. Kenny decides having a future might be worth it. Kyle just wants to get out of this mountain town for good... And someone wants revenge. Covert art by PurfectPrincessGirl.

I need to stop writing fanfictions for this game series. Ever wondered how X became a Hunter? Well this story will tell you how. It's taking a cliche idea and turning it into something original. Also tells how X and Zero met! Chapters 1-11 are my original work, chapters 12-15 are a parody of the OVA Day of Sigma and Mega Man X1. I own nothing except the story for Chapters 1-11.

what will happen when Weiss gets the perfect photo opportunity white rose with a hint of ladybug. Oneshot unless ppl want more

Cartman has been going out on dates, but during his dates, he blacks out and his dates wind up dead. He teams up with Wendy to try to clear his name.

Penny adores Ruby. She was the first person to actually accept her. She would do anything for Ruby. Even going so far as to become a real girl... After Penny takes Ruby's advice too literally, mysterious disappearances start happening around Beacon. Read on to find out why... GRAPHIC VIOLENCE, GORE AND YANDERE PENNY WARNING

Wendy dumps Stan for Cartman and doesn't tell Stan who her new boyfriend is. Stan is going on mission to find out who is it

Butters and Kenny have a daughter and Butters is finishing up high school as Kenny works nights. How do they get by? Random story idea. Bunny. Slight Creek and Style.

Yandere Craig x Tweek. There will be rape, abuse and violence in this story so if you can't handle that type if shit don't read it. Craig is obsessed with Tweek and Tweek is just scared of him. Please R&R!

(Inspired by lucky1717123's Little Yang webcomic) After an explosion of dust causes an unforeseeable result, Yang and Blake now have a new responsibility, with a miniture version of Yang called Yu. This should be rather interesting. Cover Image is also owned by lucky1717123.

Wendy never expected for Cartman to actually be nice to her. But why? Candy and various pairings. (MATURE CONTENT)

Cartman torments Butters and Kenny for being gay. Is there a hidden agenda behind the bullying? KennyxButters CartmanxKenny CartmanxButters Completed 1/27/16

This is what I think should of happened in the Death Battle video of Pokemon vs Digimon. This is not meant to attack anyone and this is only a parody. Similar to the HISHE videos, if you know what I mean. I own none of this.

After teasing a classmate, Kyle is turned into a girl...and gets caught up in a love triangle. KylexKenny, KylexStan, StanxWendy Rating changed from T to M by request. The final chapter posted on December 20th!

Wendy's friends are worried about her, she's been acting weird lately. What could be the cause?

Kyle isn't too happy that Cartman's getting the attention he thinks he deserves. He's not jealous. That's impossible.

This fanfiction captures the relationship of Stan x Kyle (Style) starting when they were 9 and ending at 18. Each chapter will specify their ages, and give hints to other ships in the fic such as Candy. Kenny and Cartman are more prevalent in future chapters. Enjoy !

A darker, more twisted version of Ruby. A version that lusts for power and control and violence and is nearly soulless. Heartbreak at every turn. Contains lots of plot and gratuitous violence. Updated: 11/15/15 - Chapter 64

Sequel to Mad Love. What does love mean to an artificial intelligence (AI)? The fine line that distinguishes simple desire to dangerous obsession is often overlooked, and sometimes one doesn't always get the person they think they deserve. RockmanxMedi or RockMedi, minor RockmanxRoll, yandere!Roll, minor NettoxMeiru and NettoxJasmine, mentions of EnzanxAnetta.

Wendy starts a pretty serious protest for recognition of women's rights at South Park Elementary. Naturally, Cartman starts a protest for men's rights. Candy one-shot! Read & review if you like!

In which Wendy Testaburger drinks to let loose and the only person to take care of her is Eric Cartman. Candy. Implied Kyle/Stan. Oneshot.

Our loveable heiress reacts to even more fanfictions, tropes and antics. Sequel to Weiss Reacts. Parody, crack, AU, OOC stuff, OCs, crossovers, and whatnot. Rated T for antics and insanity. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Chapter: The Harvest Festival Finale! "You underestimated us." As always, NO RVB REQUESTS. Part of the Reactsverse. Dedicated to Monty Oum. COMPLETE.

The battle for the Stick continues...Another new kid with a secret had moved into town during the kids' second go at their LARP game that the game once again gets crazy when King Douchebag's old rival from his hometown had reemerged to start a war with the kingdom of Zaron and the weird stuff had started to happened while the two warring fractions are on the path to find the Stick.

After Cartman gets beat up by PC Principal, Wendy goes to visit him in the hospital, feeling like she needs to thank him. Takes place during the new episode "Stunning and Brave" Spoilers for those who have not seen that episode yet. This isn't part of my RFSP series, this is just a one-shot I thought of right after seeing the Season 19 premiere since I love Candy so very much :)

As the New Kid, Sage Amsel just wants to leave his past behind and live life as a normal kid. But in South Park, "normal" does not exist. Now, Sage must deal with manipulative wizards, marauding drow elves, and possibly the greatest threat he'll ever face: how to deal with having too many friends on Facebook. Rated M, because South Park. May contain yaoi pairings. Just saying.

This is a story about happy ending of a story based on episode The Ring from South Park universe. (season 13 episode 1). Rated M well because it is south park and also for sex.

After being forced to watch other families spend time with their fathers on Father's Day, Eric Cartman decides to take matters into his own hands by tricking a famous celebrity into becoming his father so that he can have all the stuff that he's ever wanted. One question: Can he do it, or will Kyle somehow manage to foil his plans yet again? Read and find out... (Candy)

The human Kingdom of Telos, last remains of a once splendid empire, is now no more than a client kingdom of the stronger Elven Dominion. But within the realm, the balance of powers is about to change, thanks to countless schemes, intestine wars and treacheries. Will finally a leader rise and rule?

Not every burden has to be taken on alone and X is finally going to discover this for himself.

South Park Aargh - Episode 916. When Sparky has gone missing, Stan is devastated. Sharon tries to cheer him up by buying another dog and Randy wants to understand dogs' nature. Stan sets off for an epic journey with some random kids. Meanwhile, Jimbo's gun licence gets confiscated. His life loses its meaning until Wendy finds him a new hobby. Rated T for the Horde.

"See you at lunch, Testaburger." And he was out the door into the bustling and dizzying array of students in the halls, leaving her reeling. After all these years he could do that. Leave her wondering what was going on, just by opening his mouth.

Stan and Douchebag are assigned to find Lola a date for the upcoming school dance, after the girl sends the only boy willing to ask her off crying. Unfortunately, with a girl this shallow, the odds are not favorable. Written with help from RatherOddRanger.

When Wendy breaks up with Stan he is utterly depressed and wonders if he'll find anyone else. Next thing you know a new girl moves into South Park and Stan finds himself falling for her while him and everybody else forget about Wendy. (Stan x OC) (I'm not the best when it comes to summaries)

South Park Aargh - Episode 915. While Cartman starts becoming obsessed with revenge on the new girl in school, everyone in Mr. Garrison's class is fed up with Cartman's sociopathic behaviour and they devise an ultimate plan to stop him. Rated T for the record.

Lizzy tries desperately to get recognition from her Senpai, Kevin. Apart from that, there's Weeaboos, love-pillows, hot anime chicks and RPGs. Yup, it's a completely normal day in South Park. Levin or KevinxLizzy.

After The Stick of Truth, Daniel Dovakhiin (Douchebag) starts school and starts warming up to the boys, well, except Cartman, he also gets closer to a certain blonde haired girl.

When you strike a match, it'll burn… and it will continue to burn brighter and brighter until it leaves behind a skeleton. It will forever be a charred remain. Forever changed. And just like a discarded match, Lizzy was forgotten too. She had a lot in common with those burnt little sticks. Levin or KevinxLizzy.

[Cancelled] Imagine a notebook that gave you the power to make any two people fall in love with each other: regardless of gender, race, or ideology. You can make enemies adore each other. Two shy people come closer. Friends become lovers. Blake finds such a notebook, the ShipNote, and with it becomes the Goddess of Matchmaking.

Kyle Broflovski was perfect, and no one else could tell Jenny Simon otherwise. KylexJenny.

South Park Aargh #05 - Episode 817. Token wonders how things would change if he had a family like Kenny, so they decide to switch roles. Kyle worries that he has become racist. Meanwhile, Fiona encounters a new problem in the school cafeteria and Wendy tries to teach everyone some facts about sea mammals. Rated T for whom the bell tolls. Latest chapter: SEASON 9 PREMIERE PREVIEW

Iris and Alia have their babies. X and Zero would make great dads.

South Park Aargh - Episode 1717. When the kids finally enter 5th grade, they believe that finally their wildest dreams will come true. Butters wants friends, Fiona to earn money, Wendy a friendly principal, Kenny to get laid, Cartman for everyone to respect his authority and Kyle to finally have a normal school curriculum. However, Stan is skeptical of his friends' expectations.

this is just a bunch of random stuff that happens in highschool the plot is basically kyles gay stan and wendys sex life is stale and kevin and lola are just starting out in there relationship co writer is RatherOddRanger

The slash collaboration with RatherOddRanger goes on.

A mysterious voice, A tired Cartman, and genderbending? Well, South Park has seen crazier. But still! Hilarity ensues as the most of population of South Park becomes flipped, in more ways than one. Add in a class trip that doesn't suck? Stuff just got real. Contains swearing, innuendoes, and South Park-y things! Read in Cartman's POV.

Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.

After a night of messing around in Mefestio's lab, Kyle gets into a freak accident, turning himself into a girl. Now he must face the daily life of the average teenage girl; boys, make-up, shoes, health issues and romance. Genderbent!Kyle.

You were here one minute and the next you were gone. It's like I blinked and it happened so fast. I never got over it. I never stopped thinking of who we were then. What we were. How we used to be. It continued to haunt me like some sort of specter. KevinxLizzy.

Tweek finds out something interesting about Rebecca late one night. TweekxRebecca. One-shot.

What's a little innocent romance without some awkwardness? Cartman x Patty Nelson. Pattric or Catty.

This is my sequel to "Zero and Iris Together Again and This Time Forever". Everyone is preparing for the wedding of X and Alia and at the same time Zero and Iris are having a baby.

This is part of an ongoing saga I have with RatherOddRanger.

Kenny and Karen McCormick are treated cruelly by an agnostic family. But not all hope is lost where there's a ball in town and every child is eligible to go! Everyone except for Kenny and Karen, that is... it's Mysterion to the rescue! Pairings include Buren, Kemily, and implied Stendy.

Kyle is a junior a genus and a virgin he has been having these urges and its driving him insane well what will happen when his new girlfriend is making him wait find out. Also what happens when Wendy the school book worm and her long time boyfriend stan the jock get serious will the other girls get jealous over her dating the hot jock tune in. warning sex will occur and some gay

Tweek is crazy, Craig is stifled and Red can't seem to mind her own business. When she catches wind of Craig's infatuation with a certain twitchy blond, she decides to put her own feelings aside and take things into her own hands.

My dream is to meet my prince charming. He would ride through a beautiful meadow of flowers on his pure white horse and he'd gallop right up to me, uttering a small, "Sup" before taking my hand and yanking me behind him. But who exactly is on that horse? Kenny or Lizzy? I don't ride into the sunset with just anyone. Slight Kammy and Tizzy. Femslash. One-shot.

My collaboration with RatherOddRanger continues.

After the Stick of Truth. Douchebag has finally started school, runs into Annie and thinks about whether he should tell his hidden feelings for her since the game, but another blonde girl stands in the way of that. For Demonlord5000.

When Ricky moves into South Park, she's not your average girly girl, more like a tomboyish, know-it-all girl. Find out what happens when she deals with the Humans, the Elves, and...the Starfires. Who are the Starfires? Read and find out! Also, who should go out with Ricky? Kyle, Stan, Clyde, Tweek, or Craig? Post your answer in the polls! Poll has ended! Kyle x OC!

COMPLETED! The unwritten rule of the highschool system is 'cheerleaders only date jocks'. However after one sleazy boyfriend after another, Lola decides to try something different with her life. I guess you can call this a 'Kola' fanfic. Rated teen for implied sexual content and swearing.

See what happens when you, Lola, choose someone to play 7 minutes in heaven with!

This is how the people from the Rockman X universe react when a role is given to them, especially when the story just revolves around Zero and a Mary Sue. The result? People buying junk food, Scientists going crazy from inactivity, Officers forcing themselves to do paperwork, Mavericks having a party, and well.. A very busy ex-main character X. (Then there's a hungry Zero to boot)

This is the story of a young female xenomorph who has been tormented her entire life, but when she encounters a human who shows her true kindness and even love her life becomes very interesting. After escaping captivity she tracks down this human and their relationship begins there. Rated M - Strong sexual scenes, sexual themes, gore, bloody violence, threat and strong language.

How does a beautiful cheerleader fall for an outcast Goth? And can a certain fat kid named Cartman land a date with a cheerleader in time for an approaching dance? Read and find out! This is a continuation of the South Park Middle School series I started back in 2009 under a different account.

After the events of the Stick of Truth, Douchebag just wants to sit home and relax, but he just can't stop thinking about a certain blonde, curly haired girl.

When I was a kid, I enjoyed the thought of normality and routine. It was almost a comforting to know what to expect. As an adult, my views have changed drastically. I've taken up drinking as a hobby to escape my problems. An absent love life, a terrible job and to top it off, there is a certain barfly hanging out in my favorite spot. CraigxLizzy. One-shot.

What happens when two enemies meet on the battlefield, reminisce, and come to an interesting agreement? Angewomon/LadyDevimon, Takuya/Zoe, Takato/Henry, Davis/Kari.

They never meant to kill her. They especially never expected her to come back to get them, one by one.

After a two-year absence Marjorine's back in town, and she'd caught the attention of one Bebe Stevens. Bebe/Marjorine

After a harsh break up between Wendy and Stan, Kenny decides that it's time for her to learn her lesson for hurting a guy that loved her more than the world. A one-shot for a friend of mine. R&R Rated for strong language

Stan is framed for doing countless things and everyone turns their backs on him, even Wendy and Kyle. WIth no one on his side, how will Stan cope.

When Mr. Garrison gives the class Sex Ed the others question Cartman's sexuality.

A short story about my favourite minor character.

Stan wakes up on Saturday morning and notices a crowd gathered behind his window, calling him their lord and saviour. What possible events have led to such circumstances? Birthday fic for NoseBridgePinch. Beta-read by John-SP150

When Cartman tells the boys about the Terrance and Phillip's recent mid-season finale episode, Kyle's devotion to the show is tested. It's up to Stan to put some sense in his super best friend. Birthday fic for John-SP150. Don't like? Feel free to review and insult me all you like. Not that I recommend it, though.

After discovering the 333 ways to get kicked out of Target, Marik drags Bakura into a crazy attempt to embarrass the Pharaoh. Abridged Personalities. LOOK AT LATEST CHAPTER FOR FATE OF THIS STORY.

South Park Aargh #03 - Episode 717. Dogpoo is frustrated that Mr. Garrison's class is known to be more exciting than his. He comes up with an idea Bluecap does not like. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gives both classes an unusual group homework. A background-character story. Rated T for swearing, do I even have to say it?

Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.

Kyle Williams was an average Weyland-Yutani employee until he volunteered for an experiment in the Science Division that will change his life forever.

South Park Aargh #01 - Episode 716. While another new, foreign girl... yawn... joins the fourth grade class in the South Park Elementary, students' belongings mysteriously disappear. Kyle blames Cartman who is busy rallying a campaign against Mary Sues... Rated Tea for Britain.

Wendy is stuck at junior college in South Park. Cartman is making her life miserable because everyone else worth tormenting has gone off to four year college. But he's also got a proposal for her- if she accepts his terms...

The fourth grade girls have made another list, ranking the girls from prettiest to ugliest. This time, it isn't rigged, and Charlie Pierzynski is dead last. TSP Episode #202

Story short Wendy prefers Stan, Bebe prefers Kyle, Lola prefers Kenny, Red prefers Kevin, Heidi prefers Clyde, Esther prefers Tweek, Annie prefers Butters, Sally prefers Craig and Millie prefers Token. Rated M for rape, language and sexual acts, no gay

Cartman is dragged along to a party in the woods where Marjorine is the entertainment.

Alia starts thinking that X doesn't find her attractive anymore. Can the Maverick Hunter prove her wrong?

The idea of this couple was inspired by the episode "Rainforest Schmainforest". Sally aka Powder has had a huge crush on her best friend Stan but with Wendy in the way doesn't seem possible. Rated M cuz it's South Park. Stendy or Stally?

After an incident on the way home from school Cartman takes Butters home to get cleaned up. Butters/Marjorine x Cartman

Red seems to be interested in a few boys. Bebe and Wendy decide to give a helping hand for her. But when Red gets nervous, she ends up reacquainting herself with an old friend. And some Bebe randomness too!

Marjorine thinks about her past with Kenny. Will he ever return to his now famous country music star? Bunny

The boy's are counting down the days to their Summer holidays, a whole two months of drinking and adventures ahead of them, but first they have to survive the last two weeks in school, the charity project & the wrath of Wendy Testaburger.

He's mine...mine...mine...

While dressed as their avatars, the boys attend a "World of Warcraft" convention. Unfortunately for Kyle, this means cross-dressing. When the cross-dressed Jew begins getting hit on, somebody gets a little jealous. -STYLE-

/EXPLICIT LEMON/ Bebe gets jealous over something stupid and Kyle has to clear up the misunderstanding. Characters are much older; enjoy! Kybe

Start of some Candy. Oneshot. Cartman finds Wendy unconscious and helpless one day...

Cartman's sexy presentation on English history blows the lid off feminism's darker side. Meantime Kyle suffers through a dating crisis of his own. No slash - just South Park madness at its best!

Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.

When he admits his love for him, things don't turn out as bad as he thought. But when a certain jealous Wendy gets in the way, who will Stan choose?

The parka wearing girl named Lizzy is getting her very first story on FanFiction, and if you know Kenny then she would suffer the same fate. Warning: There's a girl in Kenny's place here, expect bizarre crap to happen. Double Shot.

When Wendy and her friends realize that Butters was really Marjorine, they set out to create Warren, Wendy in disguise. But when she raids Craig's party, she discovers that boy parties shouldn't be something a girl should attend. M for sexual issues

How the "South Park" characters' senior prom is likely to go if most fanfic writers get their way. All in good fun. Main pairings: Wetters, Demrietta, past Stendy. Various side pairings. One-shot.

High school is over and college is a thing of the past. Rich, sucessful, and two time zones away from the headache that is South Park, Wendy and Eric Cartman now live in blissful matrimony.

Nothing was ever enough. It is said that power corrupts, but it's actually more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power. part 1 of my Five Fathers series.

When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.

She is the devourer of Sparks and the giver of every mech's ultimate desire. When she sneaks aboard the Nemesis every Decepticon's fantasy will be realized...for the price of their Sparks.

She wants to be ashamed like the other girls, but what's the point of being shameful about wanting something? Cartman x Heidi.

Alia and X decide to spend a little alone time on a very special day for couples.

Possibly the first fanfiction ever where Damien is explicitly heterosexual. If only he could get anyone to believe it. Damien/Henrietta romance, Damien/Pip friendship.

...With Each Other. The boys stumble across a fanfiction site and try to make sense of a show with their town in the title. Reviews or flames greatly appreciated.

Ryou Bakura is left to clean up the ruins of the Memory World tabletop game after the Final Duel. Perhaps the game board is worth salvaging, if only for memory's sake.

When a new kid befriends Stan, Kyle gets jealous. But unknown to everyone...it's a girl! As she's falling for Stan while keeping up the charade, Stan's questioning his own sexuality and certain feelings for his best friend. STYLE, StanOC, KennyOC, Candy

Cartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!

THE EDITED VERSION. In which Stan becomes jealous of Kenny’s bold advances.

The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.

Wendy can't repress her attraction to overweight people any longer and now her sex drive is up to full blast. A long argument between her and Cartman pointlessly ensues.

The girls form a certain after school club. Can Stan and Kyle survive its presence? Can Cartman get Kenny kicked out of the club? Read and review!

How did Butters Stotch find himself on his way back to Raisins? Dressed as Marjorine? With Cartman? And what if Lexus recognizes him? Originally written for a challenge on FOSFF. net. Not slashy, just very, very campy. Warning is only for the language

WENDY CARTMAN FIC ::: Wendy is ready to tell Cartman how she feels about him. Her confession doesn't go as planned, however, thanks to Cartman's lack of Internet lingo knowledge.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.

X and Alia X has always depended on luck on missions, but what happens if just one time his luck runs out? FINISHED!