Hey y'all!!!!!!!!!! I am an awesome person!!!!!!! I'm 13 yrs. young. I luv my little pony friendship is magic, minecraft, super Mario(luigi x rosalina), & sonic the hedgehog(tailsmo) read my stories!!!!!!!!!! (this is for my cousin... photosynthesis!!!!!!!)(inside joke) if you r not gxatailsmo or chloebearlewis then you won't understand what is in the ()

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I AM VERY RANDOM!!!

I'm a PEGASISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!! pleez DO NOT cuss on comments or reviews!!!!!!!! -thnx

66 of U Won't Repost This. But Remember The Bible Said – ‘Deny Jesus In Front Of Your Friends And I Will Deny You In Front Of My Father’. “Repost This If You’re Not Ashamed. Let God's Love Spread! :)

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that: ‘If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven’.

††† 97% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that cares, put this on your profile . . .

My favorite color is neon green.

My favorite nature biome is woods/forest

My favorite movie is despicable me(both)

My favorite book is Peter and the starcatchers(all).

My favorite song is the laughter song from mlp.

I love to draw, write stories, & just think.

I love motocross.

My favorite video game is minecraft.

That is me!!!!

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95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

95% of the girls in the world would cry a river if Justin Bieber was chosen for the Hunger Games. Repost this if you are part of the 5% that would just volnteer just to chase him around with a (Very) pointy stick

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer

10 Facts About You

1. You're reading this right now

2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking right now

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You're enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

if you are obsessed with minecraft copy and paste this on your profile and add your username to the list: Cliffdiverwarriorcat, iEcho13, ICY GIRL1234, dragonfly,GXAtailsmo,luckydog123tn

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you thought Justin Bieber was a girl when you heard his songs for the first time, copy and paste this into your profile.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

internet

3) What's your middle name?

Arial

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

Don't really have one but I do have a couple of boys in mind that I think are cute

6) What is your current mood?

tired

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Orange Tennessee girl t-shirt

8) Missing something

My sanity

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My best friend's death (childhood cancer)

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

… Do I have to?

Audience: YES.

fine… a draconequus

12) Ever had a near death experience?

no

13) Something you do a lot?

Play Minecraft, read fanfics, write fanfic, draw, watch mlp:fis. Now you know the story of my life.

14) The song stuck in your head?

pretty much every mlp:fis song known to pony kind

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

GXAtailsmo

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

George Washington and my cousin is three days before mine does that count?

17) When was the last time you cried?

IDK

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

no

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

flight

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Their eyes. idk why

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?.

If I was allowed to have caffeine, then I wouldn't be typing this right now...I would be on the roof, pounding my chest like Tarzan, screaming at the top of my lungs, and throwing snowballs at everyone who came by

22) What's your biggest secret?

I don't really have any...

23) Favorite color?

Neon green!!!!!

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

OOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!

25) What are you?

I really don't know

26) Do you speak any other language?

bits and pieces

27) What's your favorite smell?

roastery chicken

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

change

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Does my mom and dad count when they would go somewhere when it was raining and I kissed them bye?

30) What are you thinking about right now?

The answer to this question

31) What should you be doing?

Living life to the fullest

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My mom, she took my iPod away

33) Do you like working in the yard?

If I get to play with the bugs

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I like my last name already thank you very much.

35) Who last made you cry?

idk

End of Quiz.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you had made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (B-but that's the only time I work on my hair!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (That's helpful)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (What if I don't want to? It's only a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (A little late for that)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are they sure? Let's experiment!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But that's the only time I iron anything! Wait. Who's body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (Yep. It's not like kids aren't allowed to drive or anything.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Any I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children's reach. (No way! Keep sharp pointy things away from three year olds, got it.)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Well duh! Plus, they left out the peas.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Aww... I was hoping to throw them at random strangers. Or use them to stick up the old guys who's sitting next to me's nose)

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts (Again, really why do I bother?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Nope, stop it with your feet.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's nice. Destroy a bunch of kid's belief.)

"whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door"

"whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to staple water to a tree"

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best Friends know I'm absolutely insane!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!!

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

I meant to behave but there were to many other options.

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot might be stuck up a tree or something.

M.A.T.H. Mental Abuse To Humans

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.

You don't know what you have until it's gone. For example, toilet paper.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.

I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach.

I just figured out nothing is wrong with me! It's the world that has issues!

If you are stupid enough to walk away, then I am smart enough to let you go.

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times: once when it's told, a second time when someone explains to to me and a third time when I actually get it.

Think, while it's still legal.

Be careful with your words and actions, for once they are done they can only be forgiven and not forgotten.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.

When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps?)

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.