THE PROFILE OF SQUEKYDOG!

BEWARE OF THE RANDOMNESS!

The name's a long story. Don't ask.

I'm not going to tell you anything personal, so freaks that stalk people, go away! I banish you to the cheese factory!

I will tell you that I can speak Spanish, though! Well, a little bit.

I'm not that smart, so if this seems boring, tell me really cool ways I can jazz it up.

I would also appreciate you telling me books I should read. I would love that.

I am going to say though, that Twilight by Stephanie Meyer is the best book on the face of this planet and I am soooooo excited for the movie! I will definitely be one of those freaks that stand in line for days just to be the first to see it. (And yes, I know about online ticket buying thingies but, not being all that smart, I don't have a clue on how to use them.)

I love people who give me good criticism, so if I mess up on something or if something just plain stinks, TELL ME! YOU WILL NOT HURT MY FEELINGS!

I like to ramble so if you have something that I should talk about, tell me.

Pretty much, talk to me when ever you like. I might not be on, but I'll respond...eventually.

Love to you all!

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. have literally : )

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy (")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, sopy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked beacause it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile. (WOOT!)

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever picked up the phone even though it hasn’t eve rung, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever wandered into the kitchen and forgot what you were in there for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever turned on the TV and your show wasn’t on, so you went into another room where the TV was on, and that show you wanted to watch and you felt so stupid, because you looked on the wrong channel, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought “Wow, pencils are so cool, who invented them, because whoever did, I am going to go up to them and give them a great big KISS on the cheek.” That is my AWESOME definition of RANDOM.

If you ever just decided to scream out “ I LIKE PIE” in the middle of class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123,squekydog

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, XxXEdwardObsessedXxX,XxXEdwardlvrXxX, squekydog

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet.Crazy is when you are so obssessed with something you add yourself and play out many, many, many different sencarios in your own mind and are almost certian they are going to happen.Crazy is when you learn the old english script on Microsoft word and then procede to write a love letter toEdward cullen on a piece of paper you have aged with a tea bag and a match and then you leave it in the woods hoping he will find it.Crazy is when your friends hate you because you spend all of your time talking and thinking about Edward Cullen that you ignore them...then they leave but you dont notice because your too busy thinking about and talking (to thin air now) about Edward cullen. Crazy is when you bug your best friend about bringing the next Twilight book when you haven't even gotten half way through the first book yet just because you know you will be done by the next day and you're so addicted that you can't spend a day without it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1.Write the name of the opposite sex on a slip of paper?

2.Next, write what is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, Black or White?

6.Name a person of the same sex as you.

7.Your favorite number?

8.California or Florida?

9.Oceans or Lakes?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

THE ANSWERS...

1.You are completely in love with this person

2.If you chose...

Red. You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black. You are conservative and aggressive.

Green. Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue. You are spontanious and you love affection and kisses from your loved ones.

Yellow. You are a very happy person and give good advice to the ones who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have alot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and you future love life looks good/

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very good for you and you will fall in love with someone unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major change for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life is not so great but you will find your soul mate soon.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a diffrent direction; it will seem hard at times but it will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not know it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: You are laid back.

9. If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal in your love and friendships, but you are very reserved

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true before your birthday if you re-post this on your profile

You know you live in the twenty first century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)Your mother sends you an e-mail to tell you dinner is ready.

13.)You see a person and there is a little white string hanging down from their ear,but its totally normal.

14)You practically live off of you're computer

Now that you have seen it you have to put it in your profile so more people can see it. Also you have to add one or more to it so it gets bigger everytime.