I'm a big wrestling fan! My favorite male on the main roster is Kevin Owens and my favorite diva is Sasha Banks. My favorite male on the NXT roster is Finn Balor and my favorite diva is Dana Brooke.

There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

RAP= Reatard Attempting Poetry

My boyfriend told me to choose between him and my horse... I better go get my saddle.

I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...HaHa, too bad loser!!

I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! XD

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit.

I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die.

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my santa claus. But if you dare take my hat... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver... So i suggest you don't.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happened... yesterday.

Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thank you very much.

'" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

hey You!! No, not you!! Yer, you. No, the other guy. Yer, you!! Do you like tacos??

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back.

i didn't fall, i was testing gravity... it still works.

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end with 'y'

i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

Dumbledore: ' Remember students, all Voldemort really needs is a hug."

"Thank you Captain Obvious." "Your welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Random Person 1: What does IDK mean?
Random Person 2: I don't know.
Random Person 1: Gosh, nobody knows.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore... I am perfect!!

Life is random. So am I.

Yer. i've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

There's a 99% chance that i stole half your mojo... your cool...AND ALL YOUR CRAZY!!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

I used to be normal till i met some losers i call my best friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

If you can't laugh at yourself i'll be glad to do it for you.

i didn't hit you. i simply hi-fived your face.

if you don't shut upn i'm gonna seriously eat you.

yeah. I'm a loser. But i'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

i do know it all. i just don't know it all at once.

Anyone can get hit by a moving car. It takes skill to be hit by a parked car.

Skillage. An African bum disease.

I am totally awesome. Agree or die.

I am smiling. That alone should scare you.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

if you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough.

When nothing goes right...go left.

I'm on a seafood diet. i see food. I eat it.

If you think this is funny put it on your profile page!

-"Now, speaking of sore-losers, how fitting is it that we are in the capital city of sore-losers: Buffalo, New York! Now, I'm talking Super Bowls, Stanley Cup Finals, O.J.! It so doesn't get anymore depressing than right here!"-Christian

-"Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible."-Jerry Lawler

-"I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman."-Mick Foley

-"Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!"-Santino Marella

-"I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!"-Santino Marella to the Sandman

-"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!"-Kurt Angle

-"Don't you ever, and the Rock means ever, come at the Rock and ask him a question like that again or else the Rock will knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your a* to brush them!"-The Rock

-"Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool."-Santino Marella

-"If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo."-Chris Jericho

-"That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw."-Stone Cold Steve Austin

-"I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem."-Santino Marella

-"Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick."-Jerry Lawler

-"I don't have 30 days and 30 nights to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer...than Scott Steiner."-Scott Steiner

-"This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays."-Val Venis

-"Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that."-Jerry Lawler

-"You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!"-Bobby Heenan

-"The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time."-Santino Marella to Jim Ross

-"I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room."-Mick Foley

-"Mick, you never change your clothes."-Edge

-"You just wrestle in what you're wearing."-Christian

-"Yeah, that's a good point."-Mick Foley

-"I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds."-Vince McMahon

-"You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs."-Jerry Lawler

- "They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO."- Santino Marella

-"The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni."-The Rock

"Kickin ass, kickin ass! Thank God almighty The Rock is kickin ass! -The Rock

So apparently I can see how many people are looking at my profile page, and so far 61 people have been on here! That's both wild and creepy. So hi creepers! Enjoy staking me? LOL, go get a life.

Now its 79! That's really ridiculous! You people seriously need a life...

Sad, sad human beings...