I'm a major anime nerd, that lives on music and being weird. I have no talents aside from drawing, writing, and singing...I tend to quote things from anime, TV shows, and movies; it annoys/ makes people laugh, so I enjoy it.

People think I'm weird, but even I support that XD

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (true)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (-_-' True...)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (This is getting pretty sad; this is also true)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two best things in the world!!!!! XD)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Kinda)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (I swear this thing knows me so well)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (This is getting scary)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Hellz Yeah! I'm a sketcher/drawer/author, so I always have pen/pencil and paper)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (*looks down* Yeah)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (Not really)

People think you have A.D.H.D. (1000% true)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. (100% true)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Sometimes; just to annoy people)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (I caught me :D )

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Only some stopped)

Your English teachers hated you for some odd reason (true; she hates my guts)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. ( I don't wanna talk about it -_-)

My Anime Appearance :

xxxxx. My Stories.xxxxx

Magic Courses Our Veins.

Summary: These seven sisters are everything but normal, especially after the full moon passes over on the Anniversary of their parents' death. The want for love, blood splattered, and water takes over. Assassins and mystical creatures all over the world are sent after the girls. One mistake can kill all the sisters and their friends. Is this the end of the Mitsuno bloodline?

Chapters 1- ?? (Not done yet)

Hanako's Disguise:
Hanako's Real Appearance:
Umi's Appearance:
Akemi's Appearance:
April and Kandy's Appearance:
Rainie's Appearance:
Aiko's Appearance:

All seven sisters are based on me and my friends. Umi = Vivi, April = Allie, Kandy = Macky, Akemi = Willow, Rainie = Kassandra, Hanako = Me, and Aiko = Jennifer

This is a video made by Jennifer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-UJtWbwVk&feature=feedu

Iggy:
Gazzy:
Max(Left) and Fang(Right):
Angel:
Nudge:

Kandy's Charm: (C- 15 is Kandy's charm)
April's Charm: (C- 8 is April's charm
Rainie's Charm:
Umi's Charm: (C-70 is Umi's charm)
Aiko's Charm: (C- 13 is Aiko's charm)
Akemi's Charm: (C- 1 is Akemi's charm)
Hanako's Charm: (C-19 is Hanako's charm)

Don't criticize! It took alot to find these.

XXXX.The Story of The Alices.XXXX

Summary:
A story based on the song Alice Human Sacrifice by Vocaloid. Meiko, Kaito, Miku, and Rin and Len.

The song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1goUMZkbUWg

Chapters: Possibly 5

Status: Ongoing (I might rewrite this to make it more of a story like someone suggested.)

THE NARUTO SURVEY:

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara, Pein, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi/Madara, and Shikamaru

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Deidara x Itachi,Pein x Itachi, Deidara x Sasori, Naruto x Sasuke, Gaara x Naruto, Suigetsu x Naruto

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI ALL THE WAY!!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Not yet =3

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. 2 movies, a card holder, 2 coin jars, and manga

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Almost all the guy characters

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Neither. Both pairings I don't really like

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru. Sakura is a fucking whore, slut, and bitch; she can go die

9) Which team is your favorite? Team Guy/Gai

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Hell yes!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara! Hence the name Deidara L0vEr

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke. He can be a dick, but in yaoi he's okay.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, not all of the Naruto Shippuden episodes are even out

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Not all of them

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Kinda

17) Sub or dub? Both, it's nice to have dub when I don't feel like reading and cool to have dub because I try to mimic them speaking wise when I can

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura! Hate that hoe. .

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Tobi is both, but it's what makes Tobi, Tobi.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara Uchiha

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly, he's not a nerd, but he's not the prettiest flower in the bunch

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara and Haku

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? A little bit of both :D

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? None, OOC's seem kinda dumb to me...maybe Itachi or Pein XD

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Hell Yeah

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes and still am

27) Do you like lemons? Yes!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I doubt my mom knows, but my dad used to watch Naruto with me

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Not yet

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes XD

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yeah, my brother, best friend, best guy friend, and my crush

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yeah, like three times

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, my teachers know I like to draw anime

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Not sure

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? It seems interesting, so maybe

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No! There's no way I'd support that theory

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Not really, but he wasn't that sexy before either

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Not that I can think of at the moment

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I don't believe so, but some of my friends think it has

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? I'd kinda look like Haku with black thick rimmed glasses.

Animes I've Watched:
D.Gray-Man
Inuyasha
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Soul Eater
Code Geass
Shugo Chara
Karin (Chibi Vampire)
Rosario-Vampire
Yu Yu Hakusho
Fruits Basket
Sailor Moon
Mermaid Melody
Tokyo Mew Mew
Digimon
Final Fantasy
Death Note
Yu Gi-Oh
One Piece
Full Metal Alchemist
Bleach
Spirited Away (It counts as an anime)
Nasuicaa : The Valley of The Wind
Pokemon
Zatch Bell
Duel Masters
Future Diary (Ok, I read. It still counts)
Samurai X
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (Both Seasons)
Lucky Star
Ouran High School Host Club
Sonic
Gakuen Heaven
Gravitation
Papa to Kiss in The Dark
Hetalia: Axis Powers and World Series
High school of the Dead
Descendants of Darkness
Another
Deadman Wonderland
Junjou Romantica
And Much more I don't remember the names of...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, xAmuIkuto, -Eclipse of Love-, Mystic Melody girl, xCrimsonRose-RedTenshix(CR-RT)krazypanda11 , Deidara L0vEr

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. x
You love jeans. x
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt. x
You've played with/against boys on a team. x
Shopping is torture. x (Depends on who ur with)
Sad movies suck x
You own/ed an X-Box. x
Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid. x
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. x
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. x
You watch sports on TV. x
Gory movies are cool. x
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. x
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. x
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. x
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. x
Sports are fun x
Talk with food in your mouth. (Not all the time...ok, almost all the time) x
Sleep with your socks on at night x
TOTAL: 19 Wow, I'm alot like a guy (-_-')

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. x
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. x
You wear the color pink.(Only if forced)
Go to your mom for advice. x
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance. x
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. x
Used to play with dolls as little kid. x
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing (Stage Fright, hate being in front of people when I need to do something)
Total: 6 I'm not anything like a girl? I AM ONE THOUGH!!!

Found on Gothic-Neko-Writer's profile

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name (Desiree Cruz)

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser (I don't know)
D: Makes people laugh (Yes, I do)
E: Has gorgeous eyes (Dunno, can't see them XD)
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh (Sure...)
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend (Dunno, never dated anyone, yet)
S: Cute (o////o)
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious. (I'm not so sure about that)
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times (Hellz Yeah)

COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl, If I was a player this would be awkward)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be a stupid, stuck up, whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Fine with both)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I wanna be a witch and those who say witches fit the description to the left; I'm gonna punch you)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Most of my friends are GUYS, so I MUST be a slutty WHORE.

I like TWILIGHT, so I MUST be OBSESSIVE. (Hate Twilight)

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up (I get good grades, sometimes)

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (I kinda do suck at sports, not all though)

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
(I wear glasses, but not retainers. I wouldn't care if people called me a nerd, I'd say, "And I'm proud to be one")

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

Friends v.s Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always tell the truth.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you all through school.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be there till the day you die.

FRIENDS: Hate it when you call after they've gone to bed.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you why you took so long to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your romantic history.
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: When visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: Open your refrigerator and helps themselves.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have shoulders soggy from your tears.

FRIENDS: Don't know your parents' first names.
BEST FRIENDS: Have their phone numbers in their address book.

FRIENDS: Expect you to always be there for them.
BEST FRIENDS: Expect to always be there for you.

FRIENDS: Are people you enjoy hanging out with.
BEST FRIENDS: Are people you need.

FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her" and leave it at that
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your face!"

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and yell 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

It's funny how all these things are true, I do this to my Best Friend.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!

If you cry, I cry. if you laugh, I laugh. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh harder.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you do it.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really saying...is that I'll kick your sorry ass!!

put this
(o)on ur page
if u like music
(Music's AWESOME!)

Goals in Life:
Learn Japanese (Already learned basics and can sing in Japanese)
Leave School Early (Please!!!! I hate going to that hell pit people call school)
Move to Japan with friends
That's it for now I guess...

Name Game:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Desiree

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Des-izzle (Sounds like a stupid soda)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black Cat (Ironic)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Red Coke (Another stupid soda)

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Eupulby

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Junny Gilbert (ok...o.0 )

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Angel (haha Cool!)

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Paopu Kiss

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Orange Peg

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Priyachit Aguacate (Yeah, my name totally messed this up)

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Crude (Should I be offended?)

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Vanilla Sugar

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is trying to steal my shoe. Now im running for my life, cuz the red one has a knife.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

The Soundtrack To My Life

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: Don't Unplug Me - ALL CAPS

Waking Up: Where are you Christmas? - Faith Hill

First day of school: Hello - SHINee

First Date: No Hands - Waka Flocks Flame

Fighting: Bonamana - Super Junior (That would be the best fight ever!!!)

Breaking up: Monster - Meg & Dia (Fits well)

Driving: Bed Rock - Lil Wayne ft. Young Money

Flashback: Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade

Mental Breakdown: Sweet Blasphemy - Black Veil Brides (Very fitting)

Getting back together: Best Friend - ToyBox (I died laughing when it played for this one XD)

Prom Night: Tonight Tonight - Hot Chelle Rae

Wedding: Last Night, Good Night - Hatsune Miku (I would cry from joy if this was my wedding song)

Birth of a child: Collide - Howie Day

Final battle: Akuma Wa Yobisouna Igitisu Nouta - England's Demon Song: Hetalia: Axis Power (I'd be singing along)

Death scene: Ravenous - Atreyu (Hell yeah, I get a fucking hardcore metal song for my death XD)

Funeral: Not Half Bad (Remix) - The Parselmouth (Yeah, I love Harry Potter that much that I have a song on my iPod about it)

End credits: I'm Not a Vampire - Falling in Reverse (I'd enjoy that very very much)

Most of the songs fit very well XD

Forwards

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"There was a thing out there in the darkness, a thing which seemed to be carved of moldering rock, and which was swimming through the ground as if the hard-packed earth were water.' - The Night of the Solstice. Damn, ONE SENTENCE is huge.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A red chair

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Idk, I don't watch T.V, I'm always on the computer

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:25 a.m

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:12 a.m ...close enough

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Malchik Gay - t.A.T.u playing from my iPod

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking home

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

DeviantArt stories

9.What are you wearing?

Black gym shorts and a dark purple v-neck

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, and it had one of my old crushes from 4th and 5th grade. He seemed to remember me, hugged me, licked my ear and told me he missed me so much. Then we started dancing...like ballroom dancing and despite my failing, he held me close and helped me through it...Even now I keep thinking about the feeling of his tongue O////O

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was trying to take the cover of an air freshener off and failed

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Random pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Porn XD JK...well, half kidding

14. What do you think of this quiz?

If I don't answer do I get an F; it's school all over again.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Ted

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

LOTS OF ANIME MERCH, Anime discs, Cd, Manga, Droid, books about mythology, all types of herbs, a few book of shadows, stuff from etsy, and some candy

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I believe in magical and mythical creatures

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make ALL schools close down so everyone was able to focus on getting a job and anyone of age 10 and up could work

19. Do you like to dance?

Sometimes, but i fail

20. George Bush:

FUCK YOU, GEORGE BUSH

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Alyla (Ah-lie-lah)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Damien

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! I wanna travel the world!!!!!

1. Deidara

2. Gaara

3. Itachi

4. Hinata

5. Naruto

6. TenTen

7. Rin

8. Neji

9. Sasuke

10. Pein

11. Temari

12. Hidan

1)You’re out on a night out with 8 when you’re savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do? (Neji/Gaara) Neji would use his byakugan and gentle fist to paralyze Gaara, long enough to us run.

2)What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant? (Sasuke/Naruto) I'd laugh so hard. But Naruto would have to use Harem no Justu while they're having fun. ;)

3)6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens? (TenTen/Temari) They take pictures, get drunk and dance along with the strippers

4)7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What is 4’s reaction? (Rin/Hidan/Hinata) Hinata would blush, but be mad that Rin would make-out with an Akatsuki member.

.5)10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous. What happens? (Pein/Itachi/Deidara) Pein wins Itachi's love.

6)4 pulls up beside you and offers you a lift. Will you get in the car with them? (Hinata) Yes, she's my best friend. (Ino and Sakura are too annoying and bitchy)

7)Why is 6 afraid of 7? (TenTen/Rin) TenTen is afraid of Rin for no reason, Rin is a nice person.

8)10 is getting married to 5 when 9 runs into the church to stop the ceremony. What is 9’s reason? (Pein/Naruto/Sasuke) Sasuke is jealous that Naruto isn't marrying him.

9)Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12. (Itachi/Hidan) Jashin Loves Sharingan

10)Fill in the numbers. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (2). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."

" Deidara and Sasuke are in a happy relationship until Sasuke runs off with Gaara. Deidara , broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Temari and a brief unhappy affair with TenTen, then follows the wise advice Neji and finds true love with Itachi ."

Oh god. Someone make that into a story. Please.

Dormitory rearranged is Dirty Room

Presbyterian rearranged is Best in Prayer

Astronomer rearranged is Moon Starer

Desperation rearranged is A Rope Ends It

The Eyes rearranged is They See

George Bush rearranged is He Bugs Gore

The Morse Code rearranged is Here Come Dots

Slot Machines rearranged is Cash Lost In Em

Evangelist rearranged is Evil’s Agent

Animosity rearranged is Is No Amity

Election Results rearranged is Lies-Let’s Recount

Snooze Alarms rearranged is Alas! No More Z’s

A Decimal Point rearranged is I’m A Dot In Place

The Earthquakes rearranged is That Queer Shake

Eleven Plus Two rearranged is Twelve plus One

Mother-In-Law rearranged is Woman Hitler.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (AWESOME!)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8.(I love this reason) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!!!!!!

45 percent of all estimates are made up on the spot. Copy and paste this if you like pancakes.

your instincts has

its

advantages

all

the

time...

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT

CHEAT

(You'll

will kick yourself later) I was a little

skeptical trying this, but if you follow the

instructions to the "t" you'll be

surprised!!

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see

tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let

you

know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will

freak

you out! The person who sent it to me

said

her friend's

wish came true 10 minutes after they read

the

mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game

has

a

funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It

takes

about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you

actually

choose names, make sure it's people you

actually

know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't

read

ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in

a

column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write

down any

two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the

names

of

members of the opposite sex.

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT

WON"T

TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or

family...) in the 4th, 5th,

and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,

and

11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2)

people

about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that

you

love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but

can't

work

out.

4. You care most about the person you

put in

4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is

the

one

who

knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky

star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches

with

the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person

in

7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells

you

most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how

you

feel

about life

this is so accurate

NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within

the

hour... IF you do..

your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

u must post this in another room in 3 hours!! GOOD LUCK

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Stress: the condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

“If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"I trend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."

"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"

"One thing you can learn by watching the clock: It passes the time by keeping its hands busy."

"Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. (Restore Normality Button)"

"In dog years, I'm dead."

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."

"Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'"

"People are like slinkies. Basically useless. But yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs"

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednesday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free; you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor."

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it."

"Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?"

"Leadership's not about firing bullets and stabbing people...it's about being able to tell others to fire bullets and stab people!"

YOU CRY, I CRY, YOU LAUGH, I LAUGH, YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF, I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!!

-Why go to expensive therapy when bubble wrap is free?

-I like to wave at those moments as they pass by.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap someone.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

Why don't you just go jump off a cliff?

This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"

If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, play dead

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...

"If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike."

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,’ Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And TheFinal WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

You say pink

-I say black

-You say Paris Hilton

-I say ...EW...

-You say Zac Efron

-I say WTF...

-You say pop

-I say punk rock

-You say Jonas Brothers

-I say Evanescence-You say happy

-I say pissed

-You say light

-I say dark

-You say life

-I say death

-You say I’m weird

-I say Hell Yea!!

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then h e looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is dumbass cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. I did.

I screwed up (?)% of my teenage life

[ ] Gotten detention.

[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.

[ ] Gotten suspended.

[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.

] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 1

[x ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.

[x ] Didn’t do homework over 5 times

[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late

[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.

[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total: 4

[x ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.

[x] Texted people during class.

[x] Passed notes.

[x] Threw stuff across the room.

[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Total: 5

[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.

[ ] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.

[x] Took Pictures during school hours

[x] Called someone during School hours.

[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.

Total : 3

[ ] Threw something at the teacher

[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.

[x] Broke the dress code.

[ ] Failed a class.

[x] Ate food during class.

Total: 3

] Gotten a call from school.

[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.

[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.

[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.

[x ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.

[x ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

Total : 3

[x ] Faked your parents signature .

[ ] Slept in class.

[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.

[x] Copied homework

Total: 19

Total : MULTIPLY BY THREE : 19 (3)= 57 If my computations are right, I messed up % of my teenage life :))

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ?

*MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.

*SPORT: I have a Wii.

*ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. ( LOL,BRB )

*LANGUAGES: I watch Dora.

*MATH: That’s why we have calculators.

*GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.

*HISTORY:They’re all dead anyway

*DRAMA: that's why I watch Shugo Chara

Girl: I'm going to kill you

Boy: Why?

Girl: You invaded my privacy

Boy: How so?

Girl: You're in my thoughts, my dreams, my hopes, even my diary. You tiptoe into my mind all the time

Boy: So, you kind of love me huh?

Before Marriage-

Boy: I have been waiting for this day.

Girl: Do u want me to leave??

Boy: NO!!!!

Girl: Do u love me?

Boy: Of Course

Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??

Boy: Never in my life

Girl: Will u ever kiss me?

Boy: Every chance i get

Girl: Will u hit me??

Boy: Are u crazzy..!

Girl: Can i trust u??

Boy: Yes..!!

Girl: Sweet Heart..!

-After Marriage-

(now read from bottom to top)