"I need to find Fujioka Haruhi." Who is this tall, pale woman? What does she want with Haruhi? "I'm going to join the Host Club." Why? Find out here, and find out now. Rated M for language, will be a lemon in future chapters. Pairings: OCxTamaki, others to be determined by you, readers, later on, once I actually know what I'm doing with this story. Send me ideas for chapters!