HUMOR AHEAD! This is an AUish sort of thing, if all the drama had stopped when everyone got back from Neverland and just lived in Storybrooke, chilling out together. (Spoilers: Henry gets MAGIC later!). Don't take it too seriously. Mild swearing. *I love all these characters and ships, I only make fun because i love them so much. Eventual SF, as well as OQ, RB, Snowing, Red Hook

Murderous, ambitious, and vengeance-thirsty, Regina has taken Queen Snow and King David's infant daughter, and raised her as her own. In a world where women are oppressed and magic feared, Emma has been taught that love is weakness and power is everything. But when Baelfire, a crooked-smiled pirate, is captured after raiding one of Regina's ships, he may threaten

So, this is a collection of one-shots of Henry trolling Captain Swan moments; or just Hook in general. Not a fan of CS, personally speaking, but I don't think it's too vicious, if you've got a sense of humor. IF you want to be an amazing person and review, then who am I to stop you? GO FOR IT. okay, peace out, b*tches.

SWANFIRE TANGLED AU: in which Regina is desperate to stay young, so she steals Baby Emma for her magic potential. Neal is a thief, trying to buy his way out of the kingdom, and Emma is just a girl, tired of being trapped behind four walls. Cuteness ensues.

Office romances were not allowed. Which was why it was a good thing this wasn't romance. That was the loophole, right? *Really not that smutty, I'm not a smut writer. Very vaguely steamy, this is really just more of an excuse to write a workplace AU. Work Text:

Based on the NBC sitcom 'The Good Place', Emma ends up dead and in the wrong place, because, let's face it, even her goodness in the flashback past was retconned last season to make her a selfish idiot who got a woman killed. (There is currently no 'The Good Place' option to select for crossovers.)

Tumblr prompts for Swanfire Christmas. Because these two are soooooo adorable, I can't even. T for language, because there's a little minor swearing. Chapter titles are the prompts.

Not really for angsty CS-lovers, 'cause I'm a Swanfire girl, but maybe for CSers with a sense of humor, and generally anyone rolling their eyes. Rated T for mild swearing. AKA: "Everybody is awesome except Emma and Hook, and every character and scene is used by the author to bash them. Neal is most super special, precious woobie, who ever ;no nuance, no subtlety."

Neal changed his mind and chose to go back for Emma when she is released from prison. He manages to gain her forgiveness and trust, but feels that she is holding something back. He never imagined that she was hiding a secret as big as a child from him, until their ten year old son turns up on their doorstep on Emma's birthday. ON HOLD - PLEASE READ BIO/PROFILE.

Happily Ever After isn't a foreign concept to Emma Swan any more.

Neal Cassidy is nothing but a squire, but with the help of his friends, Rum, Robin, and Jefferson, maybe he can fool the nobles into thinking he's a knight...and possibly even win over the thoroughly unimpressed Lady Emma. Based off the movie, delightfully so.

Storybrooke is infested with zombies! Dr. Whale invents a new, resurrecting formula that proves to be disastrous. When this perfect-on-the-outside little hellhole sees the dead rising, Regina, Robin and the rest of their newfound snarky gang try to survive the zombies-and each other. Ships: Outlaw Queen, Swanfire, Red Hook

This is a collaboration I'm doing with cynthiamonica, writing for the same prompt: Killian and Neal have been best friends since childhood and nothing has ever come between them...until Emma Swan showed up on their doorstep. Check out hers, titled: "Best Friends Forever?"

[REQUESTED by maddiebonanafana] Just some random one-shots for one of the less written-for ships. Neal, Tink, shenanigans and cuteness...what else do you really need? Remember, guys, I am always taking requests for ANYTHING. Just no smut or Neal bashing. Everything else is fair game ;)))

OUAT/ Hogwarts fluff, primarily centered around best friend Ravenclaw students Belle French and Neal Cassidy. Eventual Rumbelle and Swanfire. *Not related to my other Hogwarts story, which I am still working on. Other Characters: Emma and David Nolan (Gryffindor twins) Killian Jones (Slytherin) Regina Mills (Slytherin) Rumanus Gold (Ravenclaw).

A Tallahassee-era Christmas morning one-shot... Swanfire and Toddler Henry.

August has many regrets, but this is one time that he's willing to take the risk.

It was time to start plotting season five, and the writers were sure they could come up with a few twists no one would see coming (characters are referred to, not seen).

I've taken some liberties with the plot: forget the siblings switching love interests and the Mom-has-cancer-thing. Just Neal being introduced to Emma's crazy family over the holidays, and all the shenanigans and cuteness that ensues. Humor, Christmas cheer, psycho family...fun times :D

Between Emma's divorced parents and Neal's feuding father and sister, they're going to go through Christmas Hell four times over. Crazy relatives, holiday disasters, and lots of alcohol make this day a g*ddamn nightmare. Cuteness, chaos, and Christmas ensues. ON HIATUS UNTIL WINTER 2016.

DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is basically me rewriting the show from 3.15. Follows the story in only the loosest way. Everyone is funny (hopefully), personalities are altered, multiple POV's, and the fourth wall is NONEXISTENT (they actually reference specific episodes). And while I am quite a shipper (SF),I do mock shipping in general. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, AND PLEASE REVIEW!

First one is a Coffee Shop Au, in which Emma is a frazzled barista. The rest (if there will be more, depending on your guys's response) will be up to you-just leave me a review with the specific prompt you want me to write from! I write for YOU, my Swanfire darlings! (My only rule is no smut: I don't know how to write it.) And if there's ever anything else you want, just PM me.

Inspired by all the cliche high school movies, in which the desperately-trying-to-be-cool Killian Jones fears his life is turning into one of those high school movies as he gets swept up in the misadventures with other Storybook teenagers. With his best friend, Neal, and his decidedly-less-best friend,Emma, he navigates the mysteries of the drama club (ooh...). BROMANCE AHEAD.

A life of mistakes and things they could have done differently. Choices. Stay. Go. Truth. Lies. Second chances. Neal couldn't leave Portland without Emma and explaining himself meant telling her the truth about everything. After that, the decision was up to her. Stay or go. Neal/Emma [Swanfire]

After the evens of The Bear and the Bow, Belle just wants to spend a quiet night in the library by herself. But when the Charmings, Regina, and Hook barge in once more, she loses her mind. She gives them the back talk and talk off of the century.

Swanfire to the song "Only You" by Yazoo. Spoilers if you haven't watched 5x05.

Takes place during Season 5. Emma has become the Dark One and there is only one person who can save her, the very person that she and all of Storybrooke believed was dead.

All Emma ever wanted was a home. She thought she had one with the Charmings, and Killian. When in reality Killian dumped her because she was the dark one and Mary Margret and David only thought about there new child and protecting him now. Emma new that the only real home she had, the only people who truly ever loved her were Henry and Neal. And Tallahassee, baby were almost home.

It's Emma's turn to dream about Neal as she is confused about being the Dark One. A companion piece to "Only In Your Dream." Written way before "Dreamcatchers" aired.

Henry dreams about his father and asks for advice about how to be the son of the Dark One.

All your favorite OUAT characters as teenagers, doing what teenagers do: struggling with classes, having adora-bibble crushes on each other, dealing with the Yule Ball and Quidditch, rivalries and friendships-cuteness all around. No angsty Voldemort plot, just fun times in year five. Baby Hook has a crush on Baby Belle, B. Victor on B. Ruby, B. Neal on B. Emma... IT'S CUTE.

Everyone deals with Emma becoming the Dark One. WARNING: Foul language and Bromance Ahead!

Just a one-shot making fun of captain swan fanfic. i've read a lot. I've studied it. Considering writing more after I see how it's received. Everyone seemed to like Zelena's fanfic segment in in my OUAT Rewrite story, and someone suggested I write more. That's where this idea came from, so thank you guest reviewer.

"Dark and light are now mixed as heroes seem stupid and villains are attractive and pitied." The dead have returned to Storybrooke to upset the happy endings. Set after "True Love: Tinder For Fairy Tales". (Genre is more complex than I could select. Ultimately Swanfire romance dramedy-ish.)

Henry had had enough. His dad died, and like one week later his mom was going out with some sleezy disgusting pirate that Henry had a really bad feeling about. He will protect his mom at all costs by messing with the pirate.

Satirical prologue to an upcoming story "Heroes are Stupid, Villains are Attractive". The subsequent full story is Swanfire, so I have categorized this as such, though no characters are named here. This is meant to be a funny set-up for what's gone wrong with life and love in Storybrooke. It may feature verbatem into the story as a prop/plot device. (Rating is for mature language)

One shot. Henry wants to bring back his father and is determined to set things right. This is my fix-it fic.

Their first Christmas together was probably the least romantic thing it ever could have been, but it was still the happiest Emma could remember being. [pre-OUAT] Neal/Emma. Swanfire. Swan Thief.

Mulan is back in StoryBrooke with a new mission to bring Neal back to life.

Tinkfire thoughts on how Tink felt knowing him all those years on Neverland and meeting him again older only to stand by at his funeral when she had only wanted a happy ending for him.

A few fluffy oneshots dedicated to celebrating the holiday season in Storybrooke and beyond. Part of my annual challenge to myself to write a new story every day for the majority of December. Pairing suggestions/scene ideas are greatly encouraged!

In an attempt to pass the time as they sail back to Storybrook from Neverland, Emma, Mary Margaret, David, Henry, Regina, Neal, Gold, and Belle decide to play Truth or Dare during their dinner. Not amused with their family banter, Hook decides to join the group and rattle their spirits by posing a sensitive question to Gold.

A little thing I wrote in school. MadCaptain fluff of high school-ness.

High school dance AU. Jefferson comes to the rescue of a distraught Emma Swan on the night of their class' senior prom.