Yooo!!~ Thought I might get back into the Fanfiction groove with a profile re-write. Here's a little something different.

My Name's Kaede

And I like to write

Fluff fanfiction mostly

But my novel's outta sight

If you don't like my OC's

I ask that we not fight

Cause every flamer in my business

Will find out how hard I bite

If you wanna know more

check out my website

But for now, I will say

ES IST ABENTEUERZEIT!!

~End~

Now the things not mentioned in my little poem.

I am an avid fan of the TV shows Supernatural, BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, NCIS, Bones and Castle. Plus Firefly /SOBS/. I usually write romance stories with some sprinklings of avdenture, fantasy and angst in moderation and I like to go heavy on sarcasam. I AM A SHIPPER. I HAVE A NAVAL FLEET OF SHIPS AND MY OTP IS CANON. You might find out that I'm very eccentric very soon, but meh, YOLO. The aforementioned website is my tumblr blog-

www.like-a-leo.tumblr.com

and you can follow me on Twitter @Leona_Lyre, though I rarley even use that site.

~~Enjoy~~

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'

7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'

18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'

19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'