noodlepancakehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. Hello world! :) Or, at least member of the world who has happened to grace this page. I started only reading fanfiction, but I think it is about time that I start contributing. So yes. As of May 22, 2011 I have started working on a new story. It is a Harry Potter story called "Alphabet Soup and Hippogriff Poop" and it is about Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. And it may or may not have anything to do with the title. I didn't know what category to put it under for sure, because it is all relative (especially the Humor category), but I just went ahead and put it under Romance/Humor anyway. If I could classify it without a category limit, it would be a Romance/Drama/Humor story. My first fanfiction story on Lord of the Rings is on a brief Hiatus until summer when I can properly learn about Middle Earth to improve the quality of the story. Sorry to those who have been waiting for an update. Hopefully my story will be more enjoyable with its future improvements. Only two more weeks of school for me! -Amanda May 23, 2011 |
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It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Favors of Shadow by Banana Smoothie reviews
I was feeling pretty confident. Which, for a demigod, is always a clue that something somewhat bad was soon to occur. Because, well, let’s face it. We just have really, really bad luck. What else is new? NicoxOC OCxOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,606 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Nico A.
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Easy as 1,2,3 by Cap'NCupcake reviews
She never would have thought that she would fall for him. I mean, he's Travis Stoll. She's Katie Gardner. They weren't supposed to go together. And yet they do. 26 Tratie fics, one for each letter of the alphabet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,904 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Travis S., Katie G.
Beach FAXcation by Flight at Midnight reviews
Max has never liked the beach. Hopefully, that'll change with this vacation. However, it won't happen if the Flock doesn't stop plotting for Fang to use the L-word, Max's embarrassment never ceases, and this looming threat doesn't disappear. FAX, Pre-FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Flower and Prongs by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,940 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,933 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Being 14 is Tough by BrightBlueConverse reviews
A 14 year old's life is hard. A 14 year old son of Hades' life is harder. Nico di Angelo has killed monsters, fought in a war, and communicated with the dead, but he's on a whole new adventure now: Becoming a teenager. R&R Constructive critism is welcome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,289 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Playing Cards with the Dead by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
Sequel to Flowers. The darkest of powers can imprison even the most brightest of loves. But maybe if they held the right cards, had the right tricks up their sleeves, then maybe their love can be a candle in the darkest of shadows. Niccaria! El fin!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,651 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Nico A., Bianca A. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How long? by broodingbat reviews
Nothing more than a simple, unpretentious romance, which I started writing on request of a close friend of mine. HaldirOC. Not a Mary Sue. Not a “girl falls and bosses the show”. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,405 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Haldir
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
From My World To Yours by neurotic nymph reviews
A girl destined to be labeled as a dork has an encounter with the strange man from her dreams. Can he help her to figure out who she is? Yep its Legolas in our world but with a twist! Revising Chapters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 168,973 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Legolas
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4707 - Favs: 8,083 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Alphabet Soup and Hippogriff Poop reviews
In which Malfoy seeks help. His help runs off. Missing people, missing information, and missing... hearts? Someone has it out for the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess. Oooh how mysterious! Set in Sixth year, disregarding both HBP and DH. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What Valar Did to Me and My Poor Life reviews
Vanafindiel ran away from her life in Rivendell to escape betrothal. Her path becomes tangled with a certain Marchwarden. Why can't she escape betrothal for good? Well only the Valar knows. You will too. A love story, you ask? Well is Haldir foxy? You bet
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Haldir