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Joined 01-17-08, id: 1477296, Profile Updated: 07-15-10
Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs.

Hello there =)

Name's Chantel, what's up??

Things I love:

-dark purple, torquoise, red
-horror/comedy movies

-movies:
Alien, Predator, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Team America:World Police, Pan's Labyrinth, City of God, Elite Squad, Children of Men, District 9, Hellraier, The Exorcist, tonss
-games: the whole Final Fantasy series, (especially 7,X, X-2, and Crisis Core), Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Silent Hill, Devil May Cry, Bioshock, Dead Rising, and all the old school Super Mario games.
-books: The Divine Comedy, Harry Potter Series, Impulse, The Kite Runner, Go Ask Alice, Mercy Unbound, The Candy Darlings, The Host, Twilight, Jurassic Park, A Dirty Job, Practical Demonkeeping, The Stupidest Angel
-soccer
(Team Portugal, Clube Sporting)

Hmm, I love joking around and laughing, and meeting someone who can never crack a smile disturbs me lol. I've got an accounts on deviantart.com (t-r-bandit), if anyone cares enough to check out some of my stuff =).

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Retaining Sanity by justmica reviews
In the middle of a world gone to hell, left alone and left for dead, how do you retain the only thing left to you that makes you human - your sanity? OCxHunter
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 153,330 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hunter, Smoker, OC
What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 382,622 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Of Blood Ties and Demon Magnets by Maite reviews
Kyrie had always thought her prince was the boy in blue and red- a charming rebel who knew how to sweep her off her feet. What she gets is far from expected though, as her true knight seems to have more of a penchant for blue and a heart of ice to match..
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,095 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Vergil, Kyrie
Slag Happens by Wide Spread Panic reviews
A short ROTF rambling. A misunderstanding leads to chaos as a girl finds herself being pursued by a homicidal Sideways and depending on the deranged Chevy-twins. Absolute Randomness. Rated for twins' bad-mouthing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Skids
The Poet and the Pendulum by Disgruntled Cola reviews
Allison was having a bad month. When her car breaks down, her boss goes missing and she finds herself stalked by a sentient robot named Wheeljack, things take a turn for the worse. OC, harmless fluff r/r plz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 195,243 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Desert Mirage by Narnian Sprite reviews
OC. Astrid moves to live with her brother in a remote air force base. Once the two of them realize that they can survive with just each other, they have to find out how to survive with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,980 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Journey of Our Lives by paintedpinkpuffs reviews
After Karai's attack and Leonardo's return, the turtles go through the wreckage of their old home. Splinter finds a treasure and remembers his years as a father. Little turtle story, mostly. Winner of TMNT Fanfiction Competition 2009 Best Chibi award.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,187 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Our Story by JoeyStar reviews
After the events of "Rikku's Story", Rikku and Gippal negotiate the tricky early stages of a new relationship, while the shadow of an old threat begins to emerge and threatens to plunge Spira into a destructive civil war ... Rikku/Gippal
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,498 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
Beasts and Men by skyle reviews
[Main story summary: the turtles wake up mysteriously human.] *Chapter 6 Up!* Angel spills what she knows of the Volpehart story-while surrounded by damp and half-naked teenage boys-yet another Foot Headquarters break-in plan is hatched, and the ex-turtles are forced to hit the mall. Pity the mall.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Train
Sometimes, the people who want you to stay become the reason why you need to leave. Based on part of a book I once read, but can't remember the original title of it.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete