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Metallover's Self Insert Adventure Book 2 - The Redux by metallover reviews
AU. OC. SI. It's ba-ack! That's right, one of the most irreverent, self-important, ridiculous Awakening stories is back! Join our intrepid Self-Inserter Ben as he bumbles his way through personal relationships and battlefields as we make our way through the post-Plegia time-skip and towards the Valm invasion!
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 175,091 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 3/2/2017
The Whitest Man in Skyrim by Flux Casey reviews
Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,936 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 3/22/2015
The Irrelevant Skyrim Experience by longherin reviews
Two guys play Skyrim in first person mode. And also there's a dragonborn involved, but she does her own thing. Think of it as Skyrim, but not as railroaded due to videogame limitations.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 142,730 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/4/2018
Fire Emblem: Technically About Fates by longherin reviews
Content sequel to the Bajillion Insert. It's technically about Fates because that's kind of the overarching plot, but it's more focused on the exploits of international relations rather than the wars between a mere two nations. Also contains plot material (of a sort) from: FE 6, 7, 9, 10.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/7/2018
Blazing Trinity by metallover reviews
AU. When the world of Elibe is threatened by an ancient darkness it falls to four young heroes, the Lycian Lords Lyn, Eliwood, Hector and their dour strategist Mark, to stand firm in the face of chaos and madness. Once more the blood of heroes rises to defend the realm! A loose adaptation of Nintendo's classic Fire Emblem game – Blazing Blade.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,494 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Lyndis, Tactician/Mark
Shattered Reflection by Natzo reviews
In one world, Robin died abandoned by those she thought friends, with the sword of her lover driven into her chest. In another world, a young man with no memories of his past was trusted to guide Ylisse in war. Given a new chance, the broken queen will make sure this young tactician survived, no matter the cost.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 271,398 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Avatar/Robin
Dark Awakening by TheGiantRock reviews
Alright, I get to star in a Fire Emblem SI. Stats? Check! Skills? Check! Inventory? Che- wait, "Estus Flask"? … Oh, shit. FE13 x Dark Souls Crossover.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,408 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, OC
Metallover's Self-Insert Adventure Book 1 - The Insertening by metallover reviews
AU. SI. Ever wonder what happens when an aggressive, foul-mouthed, broke-ass geek gets transported into his favorite Fire Emblem game? Yeah, I'll bet you do. A light, humorous self-insert crack re-telling of Awakening starring me, the author of Invisible Ties. Warnings for swearing, violence, sexual content and bad pop-culture references. And why the cat? I don't know either.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,308 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
The Life With Monster Girls by Soleneus reviews
Saul Dewitt is an average man living in Japan, having moved there from America, buying a house from a nice family with a kid. While he's there, the existence of Liminals, people with animal features is revealed, along with a bill and a program to exchange cultures, and he is chosen to host one. And, well, life changes. A lot. A Self-Insert, for the most part.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,406 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Miia, Rachnera, OC, Yukio
Antipathy by Neurax reviews
Don't you just hate it when you wake up in an irradiated desert? A Fallout NV Self Insert with a twist: It's slightly modded, and the world can't decide if it wants to be real life or a video game. Maybe it's just me. Also, why is my Charisma stat a one?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,178 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Courier, ED-E, Raul T., OC
Not A Hero, Not For Hire by Soleneus reviews
Shepard's gone, the Normandy's gone. I failed. Now I've got two years to make sure I never fail again, and to do that, I need to sharpen my skills, gain new ones, and wreak havoc on the criminal side of the Galaxy. Nothing's ever that simple, but I've got a lot of rage to express. It's time to Hunt. OR Hero 3: Hero Hard with a Vengeance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,288 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Miranda L., Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos, OC
Dragon from Ash by Mortigaunt reviews
"I may be Dunmer, but I am the Dragonborn, and I will defend your people whether they like it or not." Expands on Skyrim. Features fleshed out characters, content from earlier games and apocrypha, alternate choices and consequences for actions. WARNING: Contains mature content, including sexual themes, violence, and in-depth examinations of lore.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 423,472 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana, Elisif] Lydia
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild by The Zed of Ages reviews
"But courage need not be remembered... for it is never forgotten." Though struggling with both the loss of memory and the incredible weight of past failure, Link must find a way to recover what has been lost and bring hope back to the land of Hyrule. An epic fantasy-style novelization of Breath of the Wild. Complete, with afterword and deleted scenes!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 506,926 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 4/21/2018 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Nino's Homecoming by longherin reviews
Shot side story/sequel/whatever you wanna call it to FE Bajillion. Following the events of Awakening Nino has to go home. This is more about what happens after she gets home than the process of going home, which is "Nino sits on a state of the art warship for a little over a month". Will last 4 chapters. Rated M for consistency with Bajillion.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,954 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Nino - Complete
Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 307,426 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, OC - Complete
Living under their Shadows by Lamumu reviews
Severa has it tough. Not only does everyone compare her to a paragon that is her mother, but she also has to contend with her Father as the Exalt and sister as being perfect in every other way. However, an eagle eyed tactician spots her troubles and decides to help her through her past. Chrom!Severa and Severa x Robin! Please R and R :D Cover represents Robin and Sev, not Morgan
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,235 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 5/28/2017 - [Chrom, Cordelia] [Avatar/Robin, Severa]
Fire Emblem the Self Insert Number A bajillion by longherin reviews
Nerdboy falls into Fire Emblem. Nerdboy uses SCIENCE (dubiously) to solve problems. And when I say Science, I mean the kind that invariably happen when you give magic to someone who watches anime. Takes small elements across all of Fire Emblem universe.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 506,988 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Complete
The Little Things by TheRepeat reviews
Since the end of the war, Corrin has barely had a moment to himself. Though he's threatening to collapse under the weight of his work, what keeps him going is HER.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Elise - Complete
A Song of Dusk and Dawn by metallover reviews
AU. A sheltered prince is thrown into a world on the cusp of war, torn between the family that birthed him and the family that raised him. What repercussions will his choices have on the world? Will he choose the path of his birthright? Or will he choose the path of conquest? Can he rise to lead the world to peace? An expanded prologue for the fourteenth game in the series, Fates.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,608 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Avatar/Corrin - Complete
Behind the Mask by SharkbaitSekki reviews
In which the Phantom Thieves accidentally discover that Akira Kurusu, their Leader, best friend, and inspiration, has a Palace. (In which the boy who's been a pillar so far discovers that he cannot repress his pain anymore). Minor spoilers for the game, detailed inside. Sort of a character study in a dynamic style.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,812 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 347 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Protagonist, Ann T., Ryuji S., Makoto N. - Complete
New Vegas: Sheason's Story by Sheason reviews
Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 174 - Words: 995,902 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Courier - Complete
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
Invisible Ties by metallover reviews
AU. When Robin wakes in the middle of a field with no memory of his past nothing could prepare him for the adventure that awaits. With the Prince of the kingdom of Ylisse Chrom and his faithful band of Shepherds, Robin rises from a humble tactician to one of the saviours of the world. A loose (very loose) adaptation of Nintendo's thirteenth Fire Emblem game - Awakening.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 668,905 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan - Complete
Why can't I just take the ring after I fight Artorias? by Gensh reviews
Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cleric, Witch Beatrice, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Siegmeyer of Catarina - Complete
Stratification by Pen of Silver reviews
For Say'ri, watching Chrom rule is like watching a flock of geese in flight. There is no clearly defined order, no exigent force pushing the flock onwards, Chrom just leads. So when Say'ri came to the Shepherds she was surprised to see a quiet, complacent, man dutifully doling out the day's tasks. Little did she know he was the most fascinating of all.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Say’ri, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
Hero, I am Not by Soleneus reviews
The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 173,953 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., T. Vasir, OC - Complete
Blood and Steel by DualKatanas reviews
Gorgoth gro-Kharz, a brutal warrior-shaman from Orsinium, didn't expect to end up as the champion of the Nine, acclaimed by many as the Hero of Kvatch. But now that he finally has a cause worth fighting for, he and his new comrades will stop at nothing to defeat Mehrunes Dagon. Excuse the initially poor writing. Constructive criticism appreciated. Finally complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 588,008 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - A. gro-Malog, Martin S., Modryn Oreyn - Complete
Legend of Zelda: A Shadow in Time by unwrittenlegacy reviews
After being forced to run from Ganondorf, Zelda loses herself within the disguise of Sheik. Now driven by anger and loss. But she is called upon by the Goddesses to guide Link as he works to free the six sages; finding new allies and healing along the way. First chapter is a Flashback which you can skip if you know the game. Female Sheik x Link pairing. Completed 1/15/13. Finally!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,458 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sheik, Link - Complete