"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.

MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.

The Uchiha family decides its time for their heir to get his very own servant. But little Sasuke wants what Itachi has. There's only one servant... Yaoi and Smut in last chapter.

Kakuzu is a man living with money wasters and wants freedom while Hidan is a man with all kinds of freedoms. Summary sucks, it's a WIP, dangit . KAKUHIDA YAOI Mature! PointsCommission. I WILL MAKE THIS SUMMARY BETTER!

Itachi and Kisame have been BFF's forever but when Kisame becomes a star athlete Itachi feels they're drifting apart. His emotions begin to make him feel sick-literally. KISAITA - Yaoi - Smut at End - Safe on dA YaoiPhox

Written for the K-meme PWP MxM. I am a perv.

NaruSasu. Sasuke sees fangirls outside his house. Concerned with what they may do he runs to the one person he trusts most in the world, Naruto. He lets him stay at his place to remain hidden, but the next day he is greeted with a pleasant surprise. Narusasu. I own nothing.

Hidan gets an after life he wasn't expecting. Suddenly he finds himself thrown into work and soon after a war! Will his partner Kakuzu be able to help him until the end? Or will these two meet a fate rivaling Romeo and Juliet? Read and find out!

Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.

You've heard of the Ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and perhaps Sumerians... But what about the Akatsuki? Warning: Gender-Bending. I tried to stay as in character as possible. There is good reason for the GB. A civilization faces many challenges...

Cont'd AFTER THEY'VE ALL DIED. A KakuHida fic in which the immortal duo has outlived their fellow Akatsuki. Then they meet their reincarnations... Will things work out for our favorite Zombies? Yaoi is involved. :3 AARON'S GRAVEYARD! scrapped

This is a Prequel to Lasting Partners- a remake. Nothing smutty as Lasting Partners. AARON'S GRAVEYARD! scrapped

Kakuzu and Hidan have cheated death and lived on. They have outlived the others and now live in our current time. Although the Akatsuki has died off, is the immortal duo really alone? Gift for my readers. Rated for Language. KakuHida fluff.

KakuHida OneShot Attempt. Kakuzu and Hidan are both visited by Jashin after a prayer is made. Will they be able to confess before their deaths?

Main: SasoDei followed by KakuHida. How did Hidan come to join Akatsuki? What did Deidara do before Sasori and Kisa and Ita came to him? Sasori and Deidara struggle with a little prob of the Blonde's. Hidan and Kakuzu reawaken a long-felt crush. MATURE!

Mada/TobiZet & HidaKaku - Mature for Reason - "We both loved this ninja- but how much?" TITLE CHANGED : WAS; Remain w/ Your Heart! HATERS N FLAMERS BEGONE! SEQUEL UP!

Phox is at it again! On my say, she has changed all the Akatsuki semes into animals ! All the Uke's get a shot at being master; Mature for reason! Yaoi! A break from Lasting Partners.

Mello always gets what he wants. Always. M/M PWP.

My first shonen ai fic. It's Yuki and Haru as the title tells. It basically takes place well after the show, but doesn't include any extra characters or information from the manga. Enjoy! R & R Sixth chapter in progress.