They thought he was a cold-blooded killer. He thought they were lazy and weak. However, this wasn't going to stop Kakashi from completing his mission. How hard could guarding this Potter person be? And why were wizards so nosy?

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 47 (Notification) posted!

Post PP. Vlad doesn't lose, especially to a giant rock. With the disasteriod gone and the world in his clutches, he's free to do what ever he wants. Unfortunately for the Fentons, what ever he wants usually doesn't work out in their favor. Pompous Pep!

Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash

Kakashi gains a new family member while doing ninja buisness. How will he stay sane when the littlest Marauder meets Konoha's Prankster Extraordinaire? Raising two troublemakers was not in his job description! SLASH

"I must be tripping balls dude, because I swear I just saw a singing hat." Crossover.

An ongoing series of drabbles, and my first swipe at the Potterverse. Contains strong/suggestive language, het, and slash. Pairing requests welcome. Deamus, Olicus, and Drarry, oh my! R&R!

Two-shot. Lonely six year old Danny Fenton is delighted when he finally makes a friend. Of course, his friend intends on recreating a festive St. Valentine's Day massacre, but that's okay. One can't be picky with friends. Especially ones that love you.

Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.

Kakashi had thought it'd be a nice, straightforward mission: just nine months guarding some rock and a student at a school. No sweat, right? Then again, that was before you added magic to the equation. (Young Kakashi)

In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.

Sakura's parents died during the Kyuubi attack. Kakashi comes across her in the mess of things. She latches on to him. Sakura becomes a Hatake. And Kakashi becomes slightly less lonely. Slightly.

Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.

Albus hires shinobi to guard the school during its time of weakness but it may have been a mistake once the sensei recognizes Severus from a time better left alone. And then there is the mystery about his uncanny resemblance to those of Uchiha blood. And now Harry is curious as well. Snarry

HPTMR. Strange events lead to the resurrection of Tom Riddle- not quite a Horcrux, not quite a Veela. Written for the do-me-veela LJ fest. COMPLETE.

Voldemort attempts to 'woo' Percy. Crack.

This is a story that I recently posted under another title with a bunch of ideas I hadn't worked on in a while. I am working on it now and extending it from the basic form it can be found under in the other section.

!MahouShoujo!AU! In which Harry, newly graduated card wielder, ends up with Tom Riddle, Evil Card Mistress of the Century, as her terrible arch-nemesis... in both senses of the word, considering the fact that they don't make very good enemies. It isn't helping that their decks aren't the only things heating up the battle field, ifyouknowwhatImean. HP/TMR FEMSLASH; Oneshot

The tale of an old Quidditch boot.

HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.

An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.

In order to protect his Hiro from Callaghan, Tadashi fakes his death. However, things don't always go as we plan and Tadashi soon realizes that trying to protect the one you love isn't as easy as it may seem. Hidashi. Slash. Two-shot.

Hiro and Tadashi have a major fight, causing Hiro to seek refuge in the less than savoury habits of the bot-fighting scene. Tadashi starts to pick up little hints of what his brother might be up to... and eventually, when he finds out, all hell breaks loose.

It's strange, he thinks, that he's never been afraid of drowning. A little insight on Doyle's final moments.

Honey Lemon has a stack of rainbow flyers for the Rainbow Alliance and a finely-tuned gaydar. —HoneyGogo. (Cross-posted from AO3.)

And one time Hiro took care of Baymax.

There was no escaping it, not now, not ever. He couldn't escape it, this feeling, even if he wanted to, and he didn't. Nothing else really mattered. As long as he has Hiro, everything was perfect.

With the Light's victory came the slow downfall of Magic as the Wizarding World remained unchanged. But when The-Boy-Who-Lived comes across a hidden surprise within the Ancient and Noble House of Black, the prospect of change suddenly glows brighter than ever, and it all began with an accidental word in Parseltongue. HP/LV SLASH. Explicit. Not Epilogue compliant!

WW2 AU. Canadian Infantry Division Lieutenant Matthew Williams never expected to be remembered. French Intelligence Officer Francis Bonnefoy always had a great memory, and would never forget the shy Canadian who had stolen his heart just before the war.

"Time we'll need," Berto stated firmly, drawing the attention of those gathered around the injured commander. "This new power source the Makino have is no joke. I don't know where they got it, but it rivals Max's Turobo energy." My first foray into non-TF territory!

!Twisted-Fairy-Tale!AU! A disgruntled Lord Voldemort is forced into fulfilling one of his many duties—saving a princess, at least once. Confirmed that a relatively old castle houses a captured damsel, he makes his way over—only to be stolen away by his unknown foe instead. Oneshot, LV/HP SLASH

Speculating about your sensei's love life is never a good idea. -written for naruto-meme back in late 2013 and never finished until now. The prompt: someone resolves to find out why Kakashi spends so much time with Gai. It's sort of Naruto SD and sort of not.

One-shots, drabbles, etc., featuring mainly Harry but not exclusively. And angels, let's not forget the angels. - Summaries, real rating and warnings inside each chapter. Ta-ta!

!Magical!Hogwarts!AU! Because sometimes, Harry knows he has to play the Romeo in his relationship with Tom, even if his boyfriend makes a terribly stubborn Juliet. That Tom doesn't have a balcony… well. He'll make do somehow. Oneshot, TMR/HP SLASH

Girls outgrow their sailor fuku. But one girl will regrow it. And possibly—if her controlling sister permits—marry it.

Anko dies in the cave after she is left by Sasuke. She is drawn into the body of Iris Potter to take over her life after an unfortunate event that lead to little Iris's death. How will Anko react to a world full of wand wielding fools in the body of a child? Warning! This is rated M for a reason and there will be Femslash! You are warned

Steve is lonely and the number on his phone-screen is unfamiliar. He's not the social type, not even close, yet there's something about the man on the other side that makes him interested. He doesn't hang up until two hours later. - Wrong number AU in which phone sex is the answer and the question is irrelevant.

Steve's at the hospital after Bucky have pulled him out of the water. He doesn't expect the visit, and he certainly doesn't expect what happens next. The depth of a name really is interesting. (Or Bucky Barnes Takes Care of His Own Ghosts)

Ryuko needs a job, so Satsuki forces her into taking a part-time one in the bakery down the street. Ryumako bakery AU with a splash of Satsunon.

Danny's home life turns worse for the wear when Maddie goes off to Germany to train aspiring ghost hunters. If you think Vlad is crazy-obsessive without Maddie, wait until you see Jack.

Set 2 years after Kyuubi's attack. Kakashi finds himself enmeshed more and more in a situation that is bound to reveal his feelings to Gai - starting with the insidious premise that he should teach Gai about sex in order to be a good friend. Kakashi x Gai.

!SEQUEL to LitM! Tricked into possessing a seemingly unfarmable plot of land, Tom Riddle is forced to make things work and build up his new life from scratch in Mineral Town. He expected eventual success, a lot of hard work, and several painstaking seasons of the "outsider" reputation... but no one ever mentioned falling in love with a god... and marrying one. TMR/HP SLASH

Though he's kept bound and imprisoned in a glass cube, the Hell Lord can still reach out. He can still watch as the Sacrifices are, one by one, taken beyond the reach of pain and terror. His reflections are interrupted however when the Virgin and the Fool come to stand before him.

Team 7 and each of their views on the topic of 'Children'. / Naruto-"Naruto was the best out of the entire Konoha 12, with children." / Sasuke-"Sasuke hated children." / Sakura-"Sakura had a bad experience with a baby once, and it's not as funny as it sounds. " / Kakashi-"Kakashi loved his students, he really did."

Steve sneaks in to the Winter Soldier's cell, desperate for a sign that the prisoner really is the man he once knew.

!Crack!Mahou Shoujo AU! In which Harry and Tom are both very much female, very much attracted to each other, and very much costume-wearing, weapon-toting, badass magical girls. And this is a story of how they got there. Oneshot; FEMSLASH TMR/HP

!Non-Magic!AU! in which Harry steps outside his comfort zone to write a thrilling romance with a cheesy title, Tom is an actor chosen to play in the upcoming film adaption, and it's a shame that they're not in love, otherwise it'd make a kind of sweet love story. TMR/HP PRESLASH, THREESHOT

His whole life was based on what the Narrator said, what doors opened and closed, which hallways connected and which didn't, what stairway to take, what office to enter-and it was getting so boring and old that Stanley honestly wished that jumping onto the concrete floor would have actually let him die

It may be six days until Christmas, but the government isn't shutting down this time. Team Bartowski is ordered to take an unorthodox mission and cover that has everybody off kilter. The twenty minute tutorial on concealment and pretense didn't begin to cover this. Pre and post slash relationships. (m/m and m/m/f)

She is strong. They never knew it because they never paid her enough mind to see that she was growing faster than they could ever give her credit for. Sakura-centric.

After the death of Albus, Fawkes finds himself in another world to become the bonded companion of a little boy. Meanwhile, Sasuke Uchiha gets a companion that not only was thought to exist only in myths and legends, but also helps heal the wounds created in the aftermath of his family's massacre.

In a world dominated by poorly cooked pizza, made from bad ingredients and served by heartless delivery boys, Eren Jaeger is humanity's last hope.

He is just a boy, a little nameless one at that. He is just a slave, a most unattractive one at that. But he has a big heart, an extraordinary one at that, and many other unseen weapons to boot. So the question is: Which will win over him, along the bitter path chosen for him by all too many? And when they all find out… *Borderline crossover with Inheritance Cycle.p

Just a story about how two adopted fathers meet, get to know one another and fall in love. Oh, by the way, one of them is a former assassin. KakaIru, Don't like? You were warned. Rated M because I make a point of being overly cautious.

The world is full of creatures that prey on humans. It is up to 'Hunters' to fight against the dark. Lucky Hunters rely on the help of angels they have bound to their service. Sam and Dean may be good Hunters, but they have yet to capture an angel. One day, Sam finds an angel and seizes the opportunity to bind the angel to himself. Little did they know what they were getting into.

Harry, tired of trying to get along with his housemates, spends his Christmases at Hogwarts with Hedwig in the Owlery. There, he makes a friend who will stay with him for the rest of his life, and eventually become so much more. HP/NL, other side pairings.

This is my collection of old and new stories, half I can't stand they're so bad and half I like. They're all abandoned and I won't be working any longer on them. Free to Good Home. Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Crossovers.

An annex to my other story "Blind Devotion." Gabriel sees how happy Castiel and Dean are together and decides to go to Stanford and pick up a Winchester of his very own. Sam is suspicious of his new admirer; is there something special about this man that he has known all his life and is starting to fall for? WIP

Tricked into possessing a seemingly unfarmable plot of land, Tom Riddle is forced to make things work and build up his new life from scratch in Mineral Town. He expected eventual success, a lot of hard work, and several painstaking seasons of the "outsider" reputation... but no one ever mentioned falling in love with a god. A life story told in 100 word snippets. TMR/HP SLASH

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.

Of course of all the things Rose Potter had done, jumping through dimensions and meeting a bunch of Ninja wasn't all that shocking. Being related to one of them, though, was her cursed amount of luck. Before that though, she managed to kill a snake, save a few kids, and met an oddly cute guy with spiky silver hair, and a porn addiction. Fem!Harry/Kakashi. Hermione/Iruka. Ron/Ayame

As he begins to come into his own, Harry Hatake must find a way to make a name for himself and break out of his brother's shadow. But the past won't be left behind and with an old threat reemerging, Harry may find he needs more help than ever. SOI Sequel.

Jean comes home from another long, uneventful day in the fields. It is just one out of many, but there are times when he has to wonder just where else his life can go from here. It doesn't help that taking care of his crippled companion, Marco, eats up the rest of his waking hours. Jean/Marco

After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.

Reposted. His matted, sun bright hair is hard to miss. His tanned skin dirty from sleeping on the ground. Clothes faded and holey. Shoeless. An imperfection, a nobody, in the hot Poland summer heat of 1940. And despite all of this, he gets a perfect, porcelain skinned somebody to fall in love with him. Updated every Sunday.

"They turned on him, possessing him mind and body. He screamed. He was- I AM DURZA!" -Durza's memories

Castiel's Father replies to his prayer in his own way, by making Dean eavesdrop on it and sending them, and others, to a different world to work out their issues and maybe have a semi-normal life. Unfortunately this is Team Free Will and Co.

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him, the poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something." In which Jean struggles and Marco is patient and reality is something like a fairy tale.

His mother, Bobby, Dean, Sam, and Castiel; that was one family. Hotch, Rossi, JJ, Garcia, Emily, and Derek; that was another family. Both with their own enemies and wars to fight. Now all he needs is make sure they never meet. WARNING: SOME SLASH!

Dean's just taken on the early shift at the upscale coffee shop he works at and it's too early to be doing anything, let alone serving coffee. But of course there has to be one guy who actually comes in right after it opens-every frickin' morning. Dean would certainly be more annoyed at the disparaging comments against his coffee making skills if it weren't so godforsaken early.

Eye for an Eye. Vlad's the new mayor and wastes no time enacting his will on the town. What does Danny have left to offer to end Vlad's reign of terror? Nothing but himself. Danny/Vlad, Pompous Pep.

Dean thought his life before Elliots was complicated but now that he's been left the bookshop he can see that he didn't know what complicated meant. Not only does he have to deal with a shop which appears to be alive but he also has to deal with a bunch of crazy customers. Add on that the crush he has on Castiel the tenant from upstairs and he's in a whole heap of trouble...

-As started by Depressed Chibi. High school pregnancy drama. They're trainee doctors, surely they should know the consequences of having unprotected sex. Oh well, boys will be boys. M Preg, rating will change.

If you could wish for one thing, guaranteed that it would come true, what would you wish for? Sirius/Remus. Marauder Era. Very fluffy, not really any conflict.

Destiel AU with Human!Cas, college scenes, etc. Essentially a collection of one-shots that started out as a linear story but turned into this. Some Sabriel, future chapters, slash, smut, fluff... like I said, I don't even know anymore dude.

A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.

Maybe God doesn't always answer prayers, and maybe the Apocalypse nearly happening without him stepping into stop it had been really bad, but it's becoming clear that things always work out, even if they don't work out the way you wanted or expected them to, they work out the way you NEEDED. Becky & Charlie-centric with Destiel. Complete.

The wand chooses the wizard, they say. And the wand-maker chooses that wand's wood. For each, a different meaning, and a different purpose for its owner. Five wand woods, and five stories.

For some reason, Remus, the talented, eccentric, heart-transplant patient, thinks he can save them. Lily. James. Peter. Sirius. Everyone. But fate's not finished with him yet, and your usual romance just won't cut it. / muggle au. won best adventure story in l&l's 2012 genre awards.

Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between

JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

God is a pulp fiction writer, and the not-so-virgin Mother Mary is his immortal girlfriend Becky. You know, the rabid fanfiction writer obsessed with Azazel's bestest demon-spawn? Yeah, her. They might both be a bit crazy, but maybe romance just... takes a few millenia to develop? Or maybe Chuck has finally lost it. A love story. Chuckisgod. Warning: SEVERELY blasphemous themes.

There's a strange boy at the doorstep. And he's claiming to be Harry Potter's godson. One-shot, feel good story.

Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU

Iruka's work at the City Art Museum leads to more than he expected. Contains: AU, modern setting, yakuza, KakaIru.

Prompt: Imagine Person A having fallen into a coma and Person B endlessly holds vigil by their bedside. Person B rests their forehead against Person A's forehead and whisper, "Please, please wake up." [Destiel, one-shot, angst-adjacent, M to be safe, etc.]

Dean is 23 years old and sent on a road trip down south to New Orleans to pick up supplies for Bobby. Little does he know what turn the trip will take when he meets a boy on the road one night. 1931 Destiel AU

Dean's never been good with this stuff, the feelings stuff, but when someone drops a bomb like that and then decides they want to go back? He needs Cas to know. What happened after the motel conversation in Hunter Heroici and how they got there. Destiel, one-shot, language, etc.

Francis makes an excruciating decision out of love.

Matthew wants one night to be human. Alfred wants to eat the next day. Maybe what they both need is an ear. Sort of CanAme, Ho!fred.

It's the year 2050; the apocalypse has been averted and everyone has their happy endings. Seventeen year old Alexander and Allen Winchester were hunting a witch when they got sucked into a vortex. The next thing they know, they're back in the past, watching their Dad and dead Uncle walk across the parking lot. Will they make it home without screwing up the past? Destiel. Mpreg.

AU. A short drabble concerning the woes of Severus and Regulus, but mostly Regulus. Nice and angsty, of course. SLASH, so if you aren't into that, either don't read it or ignore the word 'lover'; it isn't that heavy. Rated M for language, just to be safe, but it's not bad.

With a sigh of relief, Severus wiped a hand across his face, glad that the ordeal was over. Little did he know that this was only the first of many encounters he would have with the mythical and incredibly evil creature known only in the most obscure Dark Arts circles as "The Mary-Sue."

Song fic to 'Mad World.' America wonders and wanders, but doesn't get many answers. In loving memory of the Connecticut school shooting victims.

The Potter Puppet Pals end up in the glorious 3-D Hogwarts and meet their real world counterparts. How will the less comedic and more plot-oriented Harry Potter characters react? Only one way to find out!

Dean lives in a world where giant birds of prey called angels cull his town once every few decades. He does not know that time is drawing near when he climbs into the higher reaches of the mountains, the angels domain, in search of game. AU One Shot Destiel

Pitch forces himself on Jack and leaves him on his own. Bunnymund finds him face down in the snow and takes him to North. But Pitch, still very weak, left a gift for Jack and it actually turned out to be a good one. Slash. Mpreg. Rape. Bunnymund/Jack, Pitch/Jack

Severus most certainly had not planned on spending most of his time in Azkaban, listening to an insane Harry Potter sing what sounded like nonsense day-in and day-out.

Follow Jack and Bunnymund through snippets of their lives together!

Castiel Novak is a socially awkward teenager with a best friend whose real name he doesn't know, whose face he's never seen except under a mask, and who has a massive crush on him...but Cass is already pining over someone else. High school AU. Destiel. Slash.

This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said that Dudley was changed for the better through the Dementor attack and would awkwardly reunite with Harry. A series of awkward letters, reunions, and vignettes portraying forgiveness, healing, and redemption between two members of one family.

20 years ago angels fell to Earth. Most are bonded to human companions, but some are sold as slaves. Lonely, down-and-out Dean wins a blind, broken angel named Castiel in a poker game. Will they learn to trust one another and is falling in love a possibility between two broken people?

Grimm kink meme: Nick and Monroe have a kid mpreg and its born a Blutbad and a Grimm, now how to deal if it? I d like to see the kid growing up and the reaction of others creatures. taken directly from dreamwidth I hope this is what you wanted, anon, and I hope to hear from you. Monroe/Nick don't like don't read; you've been warned

There are only so many firsts a couple can have. After that, they have seconds, and thirds, and tenths, and fifteenths, and then there's just no point in counting anymore and that's when things start to really matter; that's when it's real love.

Dean's pulling in a good grade until he gets paired with argumentative loner Cas for his midterm paper. They fight like vipers but Dean's intrigued by the man who's shut himself off from seemingly everyone, not to mention the police file that his hacker friend Ash drops in his lap with Cas's history inside. [AU uni. Story 42k. Bonus shorts as chapters at the end]

Glass shattered and blood-red wine splattered across both Prussia and France's shirts. The music screeched to a stop as the other nations finally took note of the happenings in the corner of the room. Austria stepped forward seemingly to break up the fight, but Francis kept his eyes locked on Prussia's. "You will never speak of such things in my presence again."

Castiel wants something. Dean/Castiel SLASH. Please, read the A/N and the warnings inside!

In which Dean continues his search for Cas. (Destiel) (Season 8 spoilers)

Weeks after teaming up with Benny, Dean finally finds Cas. With Benny's encouragement they get everything out in the open. Established destiel. tw: thoughts of suicide. Lots of swearing.

In Supernatural Season Eight there was a scene fraught with romantic peril and nail biting suspense. It is of course when Dean first sees and eats that hamburger. This story explores the thoughts of those nearest to the incident. It is of course pure and utter absurdity, which is always the best kind.

Dean messes with the wrong witch and gets a de-aging spell cast on him. Now the size of his twenty-year-old self, both men are surprised by the reaction this younger, smaller body has for Cas. It's almost as if Dean is untouched, perfectly clean, and Cas wants nothing more than to dirty him up.

They never really spoke, they'll never speak again. But on a cold night on the astronomy tower, occasionally alliances are made to be forgotten. Shojo-ai

Harry's whole life changes when he decides to take a late night stroll and comes back to find his aunt's home up in flames and the occupants dead. The Ministry finds him a long lost relative and Harry is forced to confront Ellen and Joanna Harvel. Slash.

The revelation that Harry isn't actually a Potter sends the Boy Who Lived on a quest to find his real father in the United States - and, possibly, save the world along the way.

AU. He broke free; he finally escaped. He ran, only to have fate mess with him. He couldn't believe his luck. It didn't matter. All he knew, was that he needed to run, and run fast. Eventual slash. Rated T for now, rating may go up.

Vlad finds a birthday present on his bed that he hadn't expected... Rated M for male sex. Another warning in author notes inside. DannyxVlad

... In Ten Easy-To-Follow Rules. Nick and Monroe move in together and Monroe sets down some very particular ground-rules about tiny, pointless things. Or, Monroe is neurotic, but Nick loves him anyway.

"In which the boys travel through Amity Park and are introduced to an entity they can't quite exorcize. There is also "MEAT PIE!" and Sam and Dean stand on the other side of the generation gap... What right did a ghost have to call them "old" anyway it was already dead ?" Lizeth. SUPERNATURAL/DANNY PHANTOM CROSSOVER

Charlie Bradbury loves Becky Rosen... probably. And Becky loves Dr Pepper and gay porn involving Wincest although Charlie is slowly easing her into Destiel. Charlie has been wanting to get into Becky's pants for months now but it's not going anywhere and she's okay with that. Well... not really but she'll deal. Seriously she's fine. Just fine. But she totally ships her and Becky.

Danny asks a question jokingly, surprised when he gets a response he wasn't expecting. Slash, yaoi, Pompous Pep Vlad x Danny

After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.

Sherlock and John are separated during a zombie apocalypse in the worst possible way. Johnlock.

Basically, JD is in an abusive relationship & Perry comes to his rescue. This is my first ever Scrubs fic so, please, be kind. JDox. Slash. WARNING: Rated M for rape & domestic violence as well as language. Consider yourself warned.

Castiel: a nerdy, skinny thing with a crush on the the most popular guy in class. Being unpopular isn't easy and it's worse when the homophobic school figures him out. A small struggle to be noticed by his crush is turned into a huge struggle for himself and his dignity. But bullying can get the better of anyone. Slash. Destiel rated M for later chapters.

Where Thor is not only the God of Thunder, but also the God of Sex, and Loki isn't complaining at all...not one bit. Just a typical night in bed with the two brothers; typical meaning hot, steamy sex. Post Avengers Thor/Loki with implied Steve/Tony. PWP. Accompaniment piece to Cognitive Recalibration.

Five times Loki was there for Thor… and one time Thor was there for Loki

Chuck Bartowski the human intersect 2.0. Full time nerd and part time spy and in Casey's eyes; one big liability. But when Casey and Shaw are ordered to off the human intersect how far will Casey go to protect him?

When he became the Intersect Chuck didn't think that his life could get any more complicated. He should have knocked on wood. After being bitten by a werewolf he now has to learn to control the beast within and to top it off IT really likes Casey. SLASH

Poor Danny is having a hard time getting to sleep. Desperate for advice on what to do he tries calling Sam in the middle of the night. But trying to make a phone call when you're dead tired can have some strange side affects... Drop in and find out what!

AU. Francis Bonnefoy found 'love'...in the form of a Canadian who punched his face in. Toss in an overprotective American brother, drunk British babysitter, and an possibly rabid polar bear, Francis just knows it's going to be trouble. Pairing: Franada

In which John Reese is a teenager who tends to get into and win fights, and Harold Finch is way better dressed and more mysterious than any highschooler has a right to be. Together, they track down victims and perpetrators on school grounds.

God has a weird sense of humor. Post-apocalypse, Team Free Will gets a reward: an all-expenses-paid trip to the world of Harry Potter! As eleven year olds. Typical.

Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Ino, Neji, and Hinata go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. But what's this secret that Tsunade never told them? And why are Sasuke and Naruto acting so weird? A bit overused, but you might like it! Slash! SasuNaru and HarryDraco

Danny wishes that life were just a little bit more like FanFiction. Big mistake. Desiree grants his wish, and now, he is at the mercy of an evil authoress whom is forcing the poor teen through the nightmares of the DP fictional world. Insanity assured.

Oneshot. You might run away from home, but then again, you can't necessarily stop a new one from hurtling after you. DannyxVlad Fatherson.

When Nick Burkhardt word of another potential Ziegevolk, he and Monroe go undercover as a couple at a cozy bed and breakfast to investigate. But what they discover during a weekend spent there, neither could ever have predicted. Slash.

The Middle: Axl is afraid that Sue will humiliate him when she enters the town's beauty pageant, but he might be cheering for her before it's all over. An Orson, Indiana Incest RomCom Axl/Sue

Reese discovers his teasing may have gone too far after an unexpected turn in a case reveals more about both men than either was ready to have known. Alternating POVs, slash, COMPLETE.

It is what it is. Pompous Pep.

When a huge storm shuts down New York and the Machine has no new numbers, Reese and Finch spend Christmas Eve together. Slash.

Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!

Reese and Finch find an unusual way to make a difficult decision. One-shot, mild slashiness

Danny needs some help running lines for a school play. Fluffy nonsensical slash

Twoshot. Note: When your four year old finds the vengeful specter that you told him was probably lurking in his closet to be a better playmate than you, chances are things won't exactly work out in your favor. AU Danny/Vlad Fatherson

Little vignettes of life together for Vash, Wolfwood, and co. Vash/Wolfwood, established relationship, Predominantly AU.

Italy loved Germany and Japan very much. But it seems that lately he's been drifting further apart from his German lover, and he wants to reconnect with him with the help of his more observant lover. The Axis as a group marriage, Italy-centric. One-shot

In the search for a new Wu, Chase Young finds himself recalling memories of a mysterious youth that he doesn't remember knowing. The red peonies fill him with nostalgia. CHACK, oneshot.

In which Chuck writes letters in his head about how not to conduct oneself concerning a certain NSA Major. Set anywhere in S1-2. Oneshot. Casey/Chuck

Sweden's feeling low. Finland cheers her up. FinlandxFem!Sweden.

America has a special Christmas wish. Santa delivers. SwedenxAmericaxFinland.

Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.

Finland gets irritated over the laundry. A fight ensues, amongst other things.

Harry moved to Milwaukee, Wisconsin hoping to escape the fall-out of his divorce with Ginny. How was Harry to know that following his dream would lead him straight to him? Harry/Victor Henriksen Yes you read that right

Sweden and Finland recently returned from a trip to Hawaii and invited the other Nordics for a get-together. Meanwhile, Sealand is determined to find the meaning of a word he learned. But why won't anyone tell him what it means? SuFin. Contains sex talk.

Erik was born different. He was one of the Cursed. He was a shark, a trained killer, a weapon. And he was a loner - until Charles stepped into his life. But who is Charles, aside from annoying and curious and adorable? Erik is about to find out. AU 'verse

One day Kakashi bought a small orange book. Six years later, they were inseparable. This is what happened in between. Quite simply, this is the story of a man and his porn. T for some language. Ch7: Kakashi meets Team 7

Intent on having Danny's DNA for ulterior motives, Vlad believes no method involved in achieving it is too illogical or dangerous. As far as morals go... what morals? Mentions DxS if you squint. Pompous Pep. Oneshot/drabble.

So I can learn how to love you. This is AU and slash, please give this one a chance. Varsity Player Derek Morgan is friends with University Genius Spencer Reid then one day, suddenly, Spencer stopped talking to Morgan, what happened?

I don't know how it precisely, but at some point, I stopped saying, "He's a good guy; it'd be a shame if he died at the hands of someone like you," to "touch him again and I'll murder you."

A lonely, empty billionaire. An orphaned four year old Danny Fenton. Each day, the two look for the other. But they never say a word-until the fateful day the two are caught in a storm-and Danny offers a simple, but overwhelming display of generosity.

Just a small story of how JD and Perry get together and start their family. SLASH! AU, M-Preg, JD has a new history, and I made Mickhead an OB/GYN. Some minor angst from the past and Harrison makes a cameo. Rated T to be safe. Was a one-shot, not anymore.

Chuck and Casey have dropped off the government's radar by keeping moving, but every motel they stay in has nothing but bad porn on the TV. They need to do something to pass the time. CHUCK/CASEY, AU PWP, contains explicit M/M sex.

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

"There was an accident JD. A bad one. You were in a coma for a week after some drunken idiot crashed into your car head on." Imagine waking up to a totally different world. That's what JD had to do. Established JD/Cox.

Vash and Wolfwood hit up the bar after a battle and get a little too drunk, causing Vash to discuss his inexperience with women. Wolfwood shows his experience in interesting ways. VashxWolfwood

A missing scene fic for Badlands Rumble. Vash has to deal with Amelia's accusations after Gasback goes after Cain. Wolfwood helps him to forget. VashxWolfwood

Vlad is beginning to experience disturbing feelings for Danny Phantom, he decides that the only way to stop these feelings is to kill Danny, but the ghosts of Past, Present, and Future want to have a few words with Vlad first. Yaoi! Vlad/Danny!

You know how when you're in high school and you're trying to decide on a career, every single adult you ask says not to worry about it too much because it's bound to change anyway? Turns out they weren't kidding.

Being with Vash is worth more than all the silvers coins in this world.

Vlad now has Desiree under his control, and one of his first wishes is for Danny to want him. Okay, not the best way to phrase himself, but did the genie have to add the cat tail and ears? Rate M for wantoness cat boys and eventual smut.

Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...

This fiction is inspired directly from You're-not-so-big's two-shot crossover of Danny Phantom and Harry Potter in her fic entitled "A Vent for ADD." It is dark, it is scary, and it looks like Danny's worst nightmare.

Chuck has everything he wants. So why is he confused? Contains S3 spoilers & m/m sex. Chuck/Casey, Chuck/Sarah. Now contains all the White Picket Fence Future stories. My attempt at working through my issues with S3.

Casey conducts an experiment with Chuck as the test subject - in a supply closet.

In which a most peculiar demon is accidentally summoned from Hell due to Elliot's klutziness, Perry realizes that they're all meant for more things than he originally thought. Demon!JD, JDCox, Turla, Ellitor, AU!

Knight AU. Dragons have returned to King Michael's lands, ravaging the country, and he needs the best hunter available to take them down. What he gets is what no one ever saw coming, and to be fair, the Hunter's a little in over his head as well.

While outwaiting a storm, Vash and Wolfwood play the children's game of telling stories to each other.The innocent game takes a more serious turn when Wolfwood decides to tell the story of his first kill...

AU. Castiel Novak, down on his luck and in desperate need of money, goes to an adult entertainment suite that will give him 1000 for a good day's work. There he meets Dean Winchester, a man who's about to rock his world. SO VERY M.

A night out with friends turns out to be disastrous for J.D when he becomes the only one who can tell the CIA who's buying a bomb. Too bad he's been hypnotized and can't remember. At least Perry is there to help him. Wait Dr. Cox. Coxian slash

Of course, it was never Gai's intention to mistake Kakashi for the woman of his dreams when he was more inebriated than he could ever remember, but a drunken kiss can change into either something wonderful, horrible, or just a stupid mistake. Gai/Kakashi

He's only forgiven for sleeping with Jordan after Perry takes him roughly in the on-call room late one night. It is, he supposes, a case of 'what's good for the goose, is good for the gander' like his Nana used to say.

“You’re right, I probably wouldn’t but that doesn’t matter,” Chuck grinned, “Because I too know your secret and Chuck Bartowski always comes prepared, Superman!”

In which Wolfwood is confused, Vash concerned and everything else is just a hellhole. Title shortened due to FFN!fail.

After a one night stand, Arthur leaves to return to his family, not realizing the life he left behind. Fail summary is Fail so is story TAT mpreg.

All it took was a prank Valentine and a hopeful kiss to unleash the true feelings both men had kept locked away, even from themselves. JDox SLASH ONESHOT.

#43 When you stumble through the front door, the other end seems miles away. So you run, shoving people and luggage aside. You can't offer niceties at a time like this. He could be boarding the train already. JDCox

The BAU has to deal with a serial killer who believes he's hunting vampires. The unsub's name, Dean Winchester.

It's Casey's first Buy More Christmas; stuck in retail hell, he's invited to spend Christmas Day with the Bartowskis, but he has no idea what to get Chuck for Christmas. CONTAINS EXPLICIT M/M SEX. Don't like? Underage? Illegal where you are? Don't read!

Wolfwood is left in charge of Vash the day he needs to preside at mass, and has no choice but to bring the 60,000,000,000 Double Dollar Man to church with him. What kind of morning is the Humanoid Typhoon going to have?

It was the type of stuff that happened in Icha Icha Paradise... but there, Naruto confuses his teammates with Iruka's brief explainations of what a "Tail" is. Sakura... is not amused.

In which Vash and Wolfwood discuss life, drink alcohol and other stuff ensues. Wolfwood/Vash. Yaoi.

They'd been so careful, hadn't they? Oops, guess not. CoxJD M-PREG

Casey and Chuck get caught up in a bank robbery and, after Casey is injured, Chuck has to step up and save the day. Slash- Chuck/Casey. Now complete. Reviews welcome.

Perry and JD have to much too drink and one thing leads to another. CoxJD - Explicit

My friend gave me a prompt and I made it into a anger-at-Twilight thing so here it is. For anyone who LIKES Twilight, I won't discourage you from reading this, but it is 'anti-Twilight' things so you may not appreciate it so much. Only has Edward in it.

"Yeah...I don't know what I was thinking. It's fine." Dr Cox grabbed onto the other's chin. "No, J.D, this is were you say it's not fine. God! Have I taught you nothing!" JDox

Maddie and Jack are off to the next city for a three day trip, leaving Danny with his favorite person. Even with his friends support, he'll have trouble keeping ahold of his sanity while dealing with Vlad Masters. Dark Fic.

A rooftop encounter. Slash, JDCox.

Having romantic liaisons with his protégé meant that Perry Cox had to deal with things he usually wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. A JDCox drabble, Slash.

J.D. is offered the job of a lifetime, but there’s only one thing in the way from his careers future and his personal future: Perry Cox. Established CoxJD - COMPLETED

Dr. Cox is famous for his rants. But when he takes his anger too far, can he repair the damage he inflicts? Especially when the one he hurts turns out to be the one that matters most? J.D/Cox slash!

When J.D’s uncle comes to town, the whole of the hospital is turned on its head. A story about confronting your past, facing your future and learning a thing or two about yourself and those you thought you knew along the way. SLASH! J.DCox

We often hide the real reason why we do things the way we do. Dr Cox does, too. for example why he was scared of being a father to Jack. Or why he did not want JD to see some kind of father figure in him.

Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.

JD and Kim have announced their engagement, leaving Elliot crying, Carla shouting and the whole hospital wondering one thing: "What if I were married to JD?". Slash, JDCox

What would you do if the person you loved more than anything suddenly forgot your existence. Move on or fight to keep them. That's the question J.D has to face when Perry forgets all about him. SLASH Coxian style. Chap 12- Moving On

Harry hates the Dark Lord, the Dark Lord hates Harry. But when the Savior of the wizarding world accidentally messes up a spell that turns them both into children how can they possibly substain that hate when they just agreed to become best friends?

KakuHid -smut without a plot- Matured for obvious reasons includes pain fetish and use of erotic toys. one shot

RED ALERT! Any fan girl or Mary Sue reading this watch out! We are coming to get you!

Casey takes a vacation, and Chuck finally figures out what and who he wants. CHUCK/CASEY! Warning for explicit m/m slash. If this is illegal where you are, or you find it offensive, don't read!

Songfic to Rihanna's Unfaithful. JD is in a seemingly happy relationship with Todd. However, despite how perfect their love appears, JD finds himself unable to stay away from Perry. JD/Perry JD/Todd SLASH, JD'S POV, One-shot.

Welcome to Twilight Rehabilitation! I think you're gonna need it. Join Laura on her anti-climactic journey through the program.

Sequel to His Secret. Two weeks until the BIG DAY for JD and Perry. They know however that friends mean well. At least that's what they told each other when Carla and Elliot talked them into this game. JD/Cox

JD's 40th birthday is this weekend. Established JD/Cox relationship. Pure fluff. First fanfic ever! Don't own Scrubs but my muse suggested that I play with them!

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Kelso stared at him for a moment, trying to figure out how he could get a picture of this almost pleading pose the mightier than thou doctor had freely thrown himself into. “Look, Bobbo, I need a favor.” JD/cox slash

Vlad x Danny slash, pure fluff fanfic in response to a challenge. ‘Vlad, what’s it like?’ ‘What’s what like?’ ‘To be in love…’

They've never really been friends, but after a dream, a movie, and a night out at a secret spot, Beast Boy and Raven are actually... friends. So why can't anyone understand that? Rated for language. NOW WITH BLOOPERS!