Okay, so I kind of suck at doing these introduction thingies, so let's just move on, shall we?

I am a writer...in my own way (yeah, I don't know what that means...), so I suppose this site works for me. I also have an account on FictionPress, so maybe you can check it out. Same username. Blah blah blah.

I removed my story here. Nothing bad, no one flamed me, I just don't think I'll be continuing. I want to try to focus on one story at a time now, but I have a lot of stuff going on right now, along with a change in my career path. So I have a feeling I'll just be writing a lot of one-shots for a while now.

Okay, that's it. I can't take it any more. I'm done trying to pretend I like it...I DO NOT LIKE TWILIGHT. I'm not going to go on a full-out rant about how evil it is and how Edward and Bella need to go explode (though I think they should, I just won't freak out about it), but I just can't stand the series. I don't think it's well-written, and I'm tired of the good-guy-vampire deal. 'Cause, you know what? "You know, I started it. The whole...having a soul thing. Before it was all the cool new thing." (Said by Angel, for those of you who don't understand the masterpiece of Joss.) And it's true. He started the whole having-a-soul thing. So don't even tell me otherwise, because I have a stake. And I don't know how to use it, but I'll figure out one day... (Note: I don't hate people who like Twilight, or love it, or are obsessed with it, or whatever. I mean, I'm the exact same way about Buffy. Now, I hate what they love, but people hate what I love, too. I don't care if you like Twilight, I won't judge you on that, I'll only judge you on how stupid/intelligent/disturbing/psychopathic you are.)

Now, here's my theory. If the Sorting Hat were to put me in a house, this is what it would say (and no, I'm not making it rhyme, that's creeper material): Can't put you in Gryffindor...you may be brave, but when you take risks, they suck. No, you don't belong in Hufflepuff, your heart is literally made of rocks. Literally. I have no idea how you can even stand up. Not Slytherin...well, I would put you in Slytherin, but there are too many Draco Malfoy fangirls in there, and we just don't have room anymore. Not Ravenclaw...though you're quite intelligent, cleverness takes time for you. You're a very slow girl. All right then. Go sit in that corner. Dumbledore will leave you a sleeping bag. No, do not protest: you belong in that corner. Stay. Good dog--girl. I said girl.

Now, here's a Top Ten list of things I love. This is kinda rough, so I may change it later.

10. Peasant skirts. Tara, my dear, I thank you for that. They're comfy, sweet-looking ('cept for that one black one I have...) and remind me of the beauty of BtVS. And Tara. Wahhh. I miss her.

9. Books. Period. (Actually, I could go typing days and days and days about this category, but, because you and I do not have that kind of time, let's just leave it at that, shall we?)

8. My adorkable cat, Boots! (AKA Boots-butt, Bootsie, Dumb Kitty, Boot-loops, The Butt, Booters, Mr. Man, Butt-butt, Booshie, Buttmunch, Baby Butt, Honey Bear, Bootsie-Boots ((By my mom only)) ) I've recently been turned into a cat person, and I can barely stand dogs!

7. My cellular device, a.k.a. cell phone. It's reliable, with a full keyboard, and no touch screen. It's fat and I love it.

6. The Internet. I found a horror movie Barbie doll, a real official one for the movie The Birds, when looking up the old-fashioned Ken dolls, prior to a conversation with one of my friends. The Internet holds my life. (Sorta.)

5. Stakes! Oh, they're so lovely and pointy...and wooden...good for stabbing vampires...especially the "spahrkley 1sss." (A.k.a. the ones that think they're sparkly even though they're just fairies.)

4. Alice in Wonderland. If you haven't seen my other profile, here's the story: It's stalking me. After I played Alice is Dead, it's shown up everywhere. A sequel, Alice: Madness Returns, to the game American McGee's Alice came out TEN EFFING YEARS AFTER IT CAME OUT. That's not normal. I saw it when at GameStop. Also, if that didn't convince you, the day after I looked up the books ('cause I was kinda hooked on Alice is Dead), my school had a raffle for those books. I entered, and guess what? Well, I didn't win...but then my friend got me the books for my birthday, so all was well. If that still hasn't convinced you, I looked up the price of American McGee's Alice, and it was 200 dollars. Depressed, I realized I wouldn't be able to play it, therefore I couldn't play the second. But then I found out that the first one comes FREE with Madness Returns! So, I have it now. I am currently playing it (after thinking it would cost 47 dollars, plus a gold membership to Xbox Live. It didn't, though, because of the beautiful Ethernet cable! ((Whatever the hell that is)) I went through a few minutes of setup, and ba-boom! It's here!). If that STILL hasn't convinced you, I got a gift certificate to Barne and Noble's and the first thing I saw was a spinoff of AiW, The Looking Glass Wars. (It wasn't bad!) If that didn't convince you...nothing will, my friend.

Oh, on American McGee's Alice...my only problem is that I had to kill Hatter. I freaking love him and killing him literally made me cry. My brother was like, "...Issue?" I was like, "...I...killed...HATTER! WAHHHHHHH!" It was a very difficult time for me.

3. My laptop, a.k.a. Angel. It's a Toshiba and it's so huge. Sometimes I call it my Humungosaurus. It's like a modern dino.

2. Music. I enjoy alternative, screamo (actually, not as much now, but I'll still listen to it if it's on my playlist), electronica, a little pop. Bands and Artists: All Time Low, OWL CITY (in case that wasn't obvious), Paramore, Michael Jackson, Swimming With Dolphins, We Came As Romans, Black Veil Brides, Haste the Day, Building 421 (Christian band), The Hush Sound, The Friday Night Boys, Shinedown, The Academy Is..., Alison Krauss, Hania Lee, Panic! at the Disco, Mumford and Sons, Florence the Machine, The Fray, The Weepies, Coldplay, Blue Oyster Cult. These are all examples.

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I LOVE THIS SHOW. I AM IN LOVE WITH ANGEL AND SPIKE. (David Boreanaz plays Angel, and I watch Bones because he's in it. Note: That's not the only reason why I watch the show...anymore. James Marsters plays Spike, and, well, he's British. Sort of. I wonder. Note: He's not British. But he's pretty damn good at feigning an accent, I'll give him that.) I am so Team...actually, I don't know anymore. So...yeah. (Note: No one likes Buffy Summers, the main character. She's psychologically unstable. Though that doesn't even begin to cover my unnatural hate for her.)

So, like all music freakazoids, I have favorites. I have favorite bands and artists, and my favorite albums to them. I have one favorite album, and one only: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The TV Soundtrack. I wish I could rate its songs from best to worst/worst to best, but that would be impossible. Sorry.

However, I always have a/2/3/4/5 favorite song(s)! Always! At the moment, it is: Don't Panic by Coldplay. Too. Freaking. Pretty. And it reminds me of the sad time after summer is over... (Good Lord, be careful. This favorite song list will change so much. I just may not always update it.)

Amazing Couples from Random Shows/Movies/Books.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel:

BUFFY AND ANGEL. (WHY DIDN'T IT HAPPEN?! WHY DOES JOSS HATE ME?! MY HERO HATES ME! WHY DOES HE HATE ME?! I JUST WANT TO KNOW! P.S. Yes, this is my OTP. It was my first loved Buffyverse couple and it holds a special place in my heart.)

Willow and Xander. (They seemed meant-to-be, and, high-school-wise, they kinda were. They understand each other on a level that I don't think anyone ever will.)

Willow and Oz. (I can no longer say that they belong together, because though they were such a wonderful couple and Oz is always in my heart, Wills and Tara were soul mates, forever and always.)

Willow and Tara. (Okay, I USED to hate Tara. But now she's my favorite female BtVS character. And then she went and died on me. It was upsetting, especially considering the fact that her soul mate went all crazy because of it.)

Xander and Anya. (I noticed that all of the perfect matches broke up because A) one of the people in the pair died or B) one of the people in the pair was undead and burst into flames or went to Los Angeles to make his own show. What's up with that?)

Xander and Cordelia. (I didn't like them before, but this one video changed my entire view on their relationship. It's like...they ARE good for each other, you just have to get underneath their egoistic ways and stubborn buttmunch-y-ness to find it. Beauty.)

Xander and Buffy. (I was actually majorly against this couple, like, morally against it. But when you think about it, they have a really great friendship, and they always have, and Xander's always been there for Buffy, and she's always been there for him, and you know what? Why the hell not? They would be so happy together! Stupid Dawn...)

Giles and Jenny. (I miss you, Jenny! And so does Giles! Angelus is sometimes a buttmunch, I'm sorry!)

Giles and Anya. (Tell me they weren't adorable in Tabula Rasa. Tell me. *Waits* See. You can't.)

Wesley and Lilah. (I know everyone says she didn't love him and he didn't love her, but unlike with Spuffy, they weren't abusive. It started out as both of them being bitchy and vindictive, but it really blossomed into the foundation for a real relationship. ((In Lilah's eyes.)) She was jealous of Fred constantly, which is what happens when she falls in love. Though he didn't see it as such, she loved him. And he was beginning to love her. ThengodddamnCordeliakilledherandeverythingwenttohell. Oh, well!)

Cordelia and Doyle. (Honestly, this was the only guy I could see Cordy with throughout Angel. Angel and Cordelia? Hell no. She and Doyle were so much better off together. Doyle's amazing and wonderful.)

Harry Potter:

Harry and Hermione. (They're not friends. They're secretly dating, but Rowling didn't want the public to know that they were cheating on their respective partners. And I will always tell myself that to make me feel better. Do you understand?! Good.)

Harry and Luna. (Before, I didn't think they'd be good, but after seeing how much they relate to each other, i.e. parents' death, outcasting, etc., I realized that they are wonderful people put together.)

Draco and Hermione. (Okay, so maybe I've been reading too many fanfics about them, but now I think that Draco SLAMS Ron in the romance department ((okay, in any department, besides stupidity and ugliness)), so, ya know.)

Neville and Luna. (It's always bothered me how the only people who married their school sweethearts were Ron with Hermione and Harry with Ginny. That's beyond unrealistic. This couple should've gone on after school ended. I have NO IDEA why JKR was so weird about this! NEVILLE AND LUNA FOREVERS! ((Sorry for going all fangirl on you all. I'm done now.)) )

Pretty Little Liars:

Ezra and Aria. (I was kinda all for the Jason and Aria thing for a while...shame...but I've realized the truth: Ezra and Aria are soul mates. For now, anyway.)

Hanna and Lucas. (He loves her so much...you can see it in his eyes...)

Hanna and Caleb. (Dammit, if they break up again, I will hurt someone with my handy stake!)

Spencer and Wren. (If he's gonna cheat on Melissa with her sister, he might as well stay with her!)

Spencer and Toby. (They're okay, but, personally, I don't really like Spencer.)

Emily and Maya. (They were so cute together! And didja know that Bianca Lawson, who plays Maya, played my favorite Slayer in BtVS?)

Emily and Toby. (THEY WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. WHY DID HE HAVE TO KNOCK HER DOWN STAIRS?!!?!!!?)

Mona and Sean. (Who else thinks they're both stuck-up and stupid? The stuck-up and stupid need love, too!)

Bones:

BOOTH AND BRENNAN. (JUST LET IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE! Edit: They did let it happen, people. :) Be happy.)

Angela and Hodgins. (Hodgins is so funny. Angela is so sweet. And it ends up this way, anyway.)

Hannah and No One. (I. DO. NOT. LIKE. HER. SHE CAN GO EXPLODE.)

Supernatural:

Dean and Castiel. (I don't think Dean is gay, in all honesty, but I love Cas. And he loves Dean, so I'm willing to sacrifice for him. :) )

Ellen and Bobby. (That was the cutest episode ever. I hate that Ellen dies. Jo can die, but Ellen?! I don't think so!)

Sam and No One. (As if that bitch deserves love!)

Because my dear friend Skippy (TwilightGirl4, and, if she's reading this, never forget: garlic bread rules the world) stole my amazing Top Ten idea (she knows I'm just joshin' her), I shall steal her idea of quotes. But no Twilight. She wouldn't appreciate that. (Then again, neither would I.)

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.

Weirdo Main Title Screen Guy and Giles, All Episodes of Season One and Two.

Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie.

Buffy (The moron), Bad Girls.

Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.

Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes.

Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?

Willow: Oh! I can't!

Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.

My Darling Couple, Oz and Willow, Surprise.

Anya: [singing] Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies. Bunnies. It must be bunnies!

[everyone stares at her like she's a moron or an airhead]

Anya: Or maybe midgets.

Our Weirdo Anya, Once More With Feeling.

[singing] The torch I bear is scorching me. Buffy's laughing, I've no doubt. I hope she fries! I'm free if that bitch dies! [pause with realization] I better help her out.

My Amazingly Funny Spike (I seriously watched this part over and over again, because how he said it was the funniest thing in the world ever), Once More With Feeling.

I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away.

The Very Awkward Xander, Witch.

Giles: This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend on you! I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this...this...cult?

Buffy: [wearing a cheerleader uniform: You don't like the color?

The Moronic Buffy and the Intelligent Giles, Witch. (I TOTALLY AGREE WITH GILES! WHO WOULD ENSLAVE THEMSELVES TO THIS...THIS...CULT?!)

Angel: Are you mad that I'm around too much or I'm not around enough?

Buffy: Duh! Yes!

Angel: Which?

Buffy: What?

Angel: I don't get you.

The Beautiful Angel and The Not-So-Beautiful Buffy, Graduation Day, Part One.

You're not like the other boys at all! You are totally and completely...one of the girls!

The Idiotic Buffy (Who I'd Like to Kill), Witch.

Nothing can defeat the penis!

Silly Little Xander, Beer Bad.

Buffy: We have a marching band?

Oz: Yeah, but, y'know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, bumping into floats...scary.

Willow: He's just being Oz.

Oz: Pretty much full time.

Dumb Buffy (Like Dumb Bunny, But Not), Explanatory Willow, and Full-Time Oz, Band Candy.

You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

The Smart, Awesome, Just Plain Amazing Spike, Lover's Walk.

Buffy: What are you doing for Christmas?

Willow: Being Jewish. Remember, people? Not everyone worships Santa.

Forgetful and Just Plain Irritating Buffy and Sweet, Jewish Willow, Amends.

Session interrupted? Who said you could interrupt, you stupid, useless fad?! No, I said fad and I'll say it again!

Technology-Inept Giles, Talking to a Computer, Gingerbread.

Buffy: Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'Daddy.'

Angel: Your father. It is your father...right?

Unstraightforward Buffy and Adorably Awkward Angel, Helpless.

Say! You all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, didja?

Freaked-Out Willow, Doppelgangland.

Xander: (talking about apparent awesomeness of a basketball game): Yeah, for a minute there, I thought you were gonna make an expression.

Oz: Well, I felt one coming on, I won't lie.

Sports-Loving Xander and Expressionless Oz, Earshot.

You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about.

The Ever-British Giles, The Prom.

Oz: Guys. Take a moment to deal will all of this. We survived.

Buffy: It was a hell of a battle.

Oz: Not the battle. High school.

Pointless Buffy and High-School-Hatin' Oz (Who I Totally Agree With), Graduation Day, Part Two.

I wanna see how it ends.

Spike, Chosen. (I have no adjectives to describe him with this quote. The English language is not sufficient.)

Lindsey: Everybody goes on about your soul. A vampire with a soul. Nobody ever mentions the fact that you're really a vampire with big brass testes. This is gonna be a circus. I mean, win or lose, you're about to pick the nastiest fight since mankind drop-kicked the last demon out of this dimension. And that you don't do without me. If you want me, I'm on your team.

Angel: I want you, Lindsey. [pause] Thinking about rephrasing that.

Lindsey: Yeah, think I'd be more comfortable if you did.

Adorably Awkward Angel and Uncomfortable Lindsey, Not Fade Away.

Angel: Oh...do you really have to leave? I mean, right now?

Connor: I kinda think I should. I need to take care of my parents. This isn't their world. They really don't feel safe here. You gotta do what you can to protect your family. I learned that from my father.

Darling Angel and Father-Lovin' Connor, Origin.

[Angelus grabs William's arm and holds it out into the ray of sunlight beaming through the closed curtains.]

Angelus: Do you have any idea what it's like having nothing but women as travel companions, night in and night out?

[Wiliam angrily yanks his sizzling hand away from Angelus.]

William: Touch me again—

Angelus: Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... [Holds his own fist in the beam of sunlight] ...what it'd be like... [watches his hand sizzle] to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man. [turns his hand over so the palm is in the light now; looks admiringly at it as it smokes] Don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? [pulls his hand back close to his face] Do you?

[Staring at Angelus, William sticks his own hand in the light, voluntarily this time.]

Angelus: [laughs, slaps William on the shoulder affectionately] I like this one! You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.

[Angelus and William laugh together.]

Bromancin' (or maybe more) Angelus and Hand-Burnin' William the Bloody, Destiny

[The lights in the Wolfram & Hart elevator suddenly go out.]

Eve: That's odd.

Spike: I know what this is. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME TO HELL, PAVAYNE!

[Emergency lights come on and an alarm sounds.

Spike: Oh. Well, that's just something I say... when, uh... it gets dark.

Boring Ol' Eve and Dark-Talkin' Spike, Lineage.

Spike: [raises hand] Flash fried in a pillar of fire, savin' the world. I got better.

I-Died-Once-But-at-Least-I-Didn't-Rot-Like-Buffy Spike, Shells.

Spike: Never much for small talk, were you? Always too busy trying to perfect that brooding block-of-wood mystique. God, I love that.

Angel: Not as much as I loved your nonstop yammering.

Spike: The way you always had to be the big swingy, swaggerin’ around, barkin’ orders...

Angel: Never listening...

Spike: Always interrupting...

Angel: And your hair. What color do they call that, radioactive?

Spike: Never much cared for you, Liam, even when we were evil.

Angel: Cared for you less.

Spike: Fine.

Angel: Good. [they sit in silence] There was one thing about you...

Spike: Really?

Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems.

Spike: [dismissively] You like Barry Manilow.

Poem-Loving Angel and Radioactive-Haired Spike, Hell Bound.

Wesley, why can't I stay?

Poor Little Fred, A Hole in the World. (I don't actually like Fred, but this was the one moment that I felt bad for her.)

Angel: Look, I can't do this anymore.

Spike: Admitting defeat, are you?

Angel: You and me. This isn't working out.

Spike: [mock-dramatic] Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

Hilariously Wrong Angel and Mock-Dramatic Spike, A Hole in the World.

Lindsey: I could sing for you.

Lorne: I've heard you sing. [takes out a gun with a silencer and shoots Lindsey twice in the chest]

Lindsey: Why... why did you...

Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be.

Lindsey: You killing me? A flunky?! I'm not just... Angel... kills me. You... Angel... [dies]

Lorne: Good night, folks.

Dead-Now Lindsey and The Only Lorne, Not Fade Away.

Let's go to work.

My Angel, Not Fade Away. (Seriously, though, he's mine.)

Hee hee, did you like my Buffy/Angel quotes? Mreh, I did too. Moving on to songular quotes.

Deep inside of you, there's a ruby glow, and it gets brighter than you and I will ever know.

Owl City (Adam Young!), I'll Meet You There.

Breathe and I’ll carry you away into the velvet sky, and we'll stir the stars around.

Owl City (Adam Young...), On the Wing.

And I’ll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins, because your heart has a lack of color. And we should've known, that we'd grow up sooner later, 'cause we wasted all our free time alone.

Owl City, Rainbow Veins.

The truth never set me free so I did it myself.

Paramore, Careful.

Could you remind me of a time when we were so alive?

Paramore, Franklin. (I don't know why I love this one so much. It sounds pretty...)

No one knows what the future holds. If we just hold on, maybe life could be sweet.

Sugar Mouse, Oh, Atoms.

If all the buildings fall, and all the stars fade, we'll still be singing this song, one they can't take away.

Matt Kearney, Closer to Love.

If you let me, I could. I'd show you how to build your fences, set restrictions, separate from the world. The constant battle that you hate to fight, just blame the limelight.

Paramore, Fences.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? TAKE A BITE OF MY HEART TONIGHT!!!

NEON TREES, ANIMAL.

Just like the moon, I'll step aside, and let your sun shine while I follow behind.

Natasha Bedingfield, Angel. (LIKE ANGEL! LIKE MY LOVE, ANGEL! YAY!)

If they say "Why? Why?" just tell 'em that it's human nature.

Michael Jackson, Human Nature.

When it all comes down to a sunrise on the East Side, will you be there to carry home the remains of my wasted youth?

All Time Low, Coffee Shop Soundtrack.

Understand we'll go hand in hand, but we'll walk alone in fear.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast, Where Do We Go From Here?

Summer was painted on our skin, and those secrets hidden in our childish lips, they'd die for a kiss.

The Hush Sound, Weeping Willow.

'Cause I've seen love die way too many times, when it deserved to be alive.

Paramore, Emergency.

And in contrary-wise, what it is it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Shinedown, Her Name is Alice.

Feel the sting of tears, falling on this face you've loved for years.

Alison Krauss, It Doesn't Matter.

I want you to know that you've fallen through a hole in the sky.

Hania Lee, Alice is Dead.

So stand in the rain, stand your ground. Stand up when it's all coming down.

Superchick, Stand in the Rain. (Every time I hear this song, I wanna cry. It's a really emotional thing for me...I just don't know why.)

It was not your fault, but mine. And it was your heart on the line. I really f*ked it up this time. Didn't I, my dear?

Mumford & Sons (funny name), Little Lion Man.

Palm to palm, let lips do what hands do. They pray.

Karmina, The Kiss. (This was taken almost directly from Romeo and Juliet, that's why I love it so.)

When the sun shines, we'll shine together. Told you I'd be here forever, said I'd always be your friend. Took an oath, I'mma stick it out to the end.

Rihanna, Umbrella. (But I never listened to this song until I heard the Boyce Avenue cover, so I'd rather credit them with it.)

With a thousand lies, and a good disguise, hit 'em right between the eyes.

The Offspring, You're Gonna Go Far Kid. (Was this song in a Scooby-Doo movie, because I could've SWORN it was!)

Lay me down. Let the only sound be the overflow, pockets full of stones.

Florence the Machine, What the Water Gave Me. (This song reminds me so much of American McGee's Alice, it isn't even funny.)

Take the sky, for example, a canvas of a billion suns. But our local hero shines them out by day, save for a winking of a Venus or Mars.

The Weepies, Hideaway. (I don't even know why I like this part so much.)

But it's just the price I pay. Destiny is calling me.

The Killers, Mr. Brightside. (Guess whose destiny is calling? ((Hint: ANGEL!!!!)) )

You have stolen my heart.

Dashboard Confessional, Stolen.

And I'm staring down the barrel of a .45.

Shinedown, 45.

They're only going to tell you all the bad things I've done. Even if the words they say aren't true, they've won.

Augustana, Stars and Boulevards.

No blinding light, or tunnels to gates of white. Just our hands clasped so tight, waiting for the hint of a spark.

Death Cab for Cutie, I Will Follow You Into the Dark. (Though I'd like to say that I got into this song because of a cover by Gavin Mikhail, so props to him. )

All I know is that the end's beginning.

Trading Yesterday, Shattered.

Everybody here has somebody to lean on.

Coldplay, Don't Panic.

By the way, I'm a Harry Potter nerd. What's surprising is that a lot of people actually don't know that about me. Maybe 'cause I'm a Buffy fan? (And, ya know, they have spells and such...but they're nothing like the HP stuff. If you Buffy/Potter fans are out there, reading this, ya'll know what I mean.) But I do love Harry Potter. Draco's delightfully evil, Snape's got the best sarcasm in the universe, Lupin's the second-coolest wolf ever (right behind Oz), Harry's an emotionless buttmunch (but that's okay, because I used to have a crush on him before I discovered the beautiful show called Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Dumbledore's beard is freakin' awesome, Fawkes is beautiful, Fred and George rock my socks (if I were wearing any...ha, see! They rocked them off!), Neville's such an oaf (in a good way!), Luna's the best blonde ever (besides me, right?), Tonks' hair color inspires my inner freakazoid, Mad-Eyes' freaky eye haunts my dreams (that's a pretty high compliment for me), Voldy doesn't need women 'cause he has a snake, Justin Finch-Fletchley's just a Hufflepuff, and Sirius...dear Sirius, I know you, and you won't rest in peace. You'll be partying in the grave, right?

Now, here's my count of fictional boyfriends: 11.5 (Why .5, you ask? Well, stop asking questions. Just kidding! It's .5 because there's this one guy who I hate with all my bitter little heart, except I also kind of like him. Strange, you say? Welcome to my world. Brochures on the left.)

Here we go. I am now a Supernatural fan. Technically, I've only just begun the series, but I'm officially into it (that's now a lie, because I'm on season seven). I lurve Sam and Dean Winchester with all my heart. (Dean more. Why you ask? Well, for one thing, he's a lot like me, but that's not what did it for me. It was a line he said in Scarecrow: "Dude, you fugly." From that moment on, I was in love.) And...they had a bunch of Buffy guest stars. Charisma Carpenter, James Marsters, Amy Acker, Amber Benson, Julie Benz...(There hasn't been very many since season two. And I'm on season seven. Sadness.) Also...Jensen Ackles. 'Nuff said.

Also, that whole thing with Sam dying? NOT OKAY. Zombies are NOT. OKAY. I don't care if Buffy did it twice, Willow and/or Xander always bring her back! DEAN IS NOT THAT SKILLED. HE CANNOT BRING BACK DEAD PEOPLE THAT EASILY. THIS IS WHY WE DO NOT BRING BACK DEAD PEOPLE. I mean, he gave up his life...stupid self-destructive, self-loathing, hot guy...And Dean going to hell? ALSO NOT OKAY. I don't care if he made a deal with a demon-bitch, he is NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO HELL. God, if I were in that show...RAHHHH. But Sam going to hell? That's okay. I didn't really like Sam.

Also, Castiel not being in season seven and Bobby dying? NOT OKAY. You don't kill my Bobby. I DON'T CARE WHO THE HELL YOU KILL, BUT YOU STAY AWAY FROM BOBBY, DEAN, AND CASTIEL. IS THAT CLEAR?! (Evidently not, because you killed 2/3 of that list...wait...STAY AWAY FROM CASTIEL. DO YOU HEAR ME?! Edit: I cannot believe these people. THEY LITERALLY KILLED EVERYONE ON THAT LIST. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!)

Oh, and, if this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward. (Gotta love Dean.)

Also, even though this has nothing to do with Supernatural, I love Grimm. It kind of has no overall plot currently, but I love it. Edit: Wow, guys, they finally got a plot! Like, three episodes before the season finale! Weeeeeeeee!

Also, if you read through all of that, you have officially won the Internet. Congratulations.

My final note: I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful. -Howl. (Hey, that's the guy I hate with all my bitter little heart!)

Hell yes,

Ashley.