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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. 1. Hi 2. It's pronunced eye-keep-sixty-seven (You don't say the - ) 3. For all those who don't know what my name means, it stands for: "I know everything about Harry Potter" [The '67' is just random] 4. 5. Yes (Rachel) I do realise that I don't (and can't) know EVERYTHING about Harry Potter, but I am still sufficiently obsessed and do know a lot. 6. My name is Merryn | |||||||
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She Will Be the End of Me by iCarlyRox18 reviews
She drives him crazy, she irritates him, and sometimes she just absolutely annoys the hell out of him. But he can't get enough of her. Originally a one-shot continuing iCTI, now a collection of lemon one-shots. M for heavy language and smut. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,450 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Torchwood The Bridges by LoveTheCoat reviews
Jack and Ianto scenes and stories that take place between episodes. How exactly did these two grow into the relationship we saw onscreen when so much happened offscreen? Seasons 1, 2 ONLY.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,024 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Somebody Completely Different by parisoriginal reviews
Chronicles of sexual encounters between Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray ultimately leading to something more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Shake On It by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
It was a business deal of sorts. One that came to fruition because Stiles was such a freakin awesome best friend and because Derek... well, Derek needed to mate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S.
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Oh, Walter! by stargaze29 reviews
Come on. How could one not want to get in on the Jori playdate action? : D Pretty much my version of what I'm sure is to be one of many remixes on what happened when our happily married couple ran off stage.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Rent by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John comes home to find Sherlock in a compromising situation. Slash. Trying a new writing style, please review and let me know if its working.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost in Paradise by Angel's Fallen Knight reviews
It all starts and ends in a bathroom. Can Quinn finally persuade Rachel that marrying Finn is the wrong choice? Or is she doomed to watch on as Rachel ruins her future?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
It's a Mystery by Sunshinesque reviews
"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
iWant You by iCarlyRox18 reviews
While preparing for an iCarly bit with Gibby in the studio, Sam and Freddie get into a little argument. That is, until lips are on lips and clothes are flying. Spencer isn't home and neither is Carly. Hmm... SEDDIE LEMON. RATED: VERY MATURE/NC-17
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
TXT IT by homoeroticmaintext reviews
WE HAVE TO BIND THE CIRCLE! / Set during the pilot. Fayana. PG-13. Drabble. Cracky.
Secret Circle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Faye C., Diana M. - Complete
Teacher, Teacher by Oynnej reviews
We all know James and Lily were Head Boy and Girl, but who said they were in the same year? This is an alternative universe type fic ie. not true to JKR's plot line. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
This is Us by birchermuesli reviews
It's our last year at Hogwarts, and against everything that my mind is frantically telling me, I'm now falling for James Potter. He's dating another girl. Now, what in Merlin's name has gone wrong with the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle's Crabble Drabbles by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
It's late at night. Crabbe and Goyle crept quietly into THEIR Room of Requirement…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Is This Seat Taken? by HappyLaura reviews
Written for a prompt at the glee kink meme! Rachel sits on Quinns lap during glee and smuttyness occurs!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
I Feel Like Coming Undone by nicalyse reviews
It hits her all at once, when he circles his tongue around her navel, what he's intending to do. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
An Evening on MSN by yourecomingwithme reviews
Rachel, Quinn, Santana and Brittany have a four-way conversation over MSN. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,665 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Tonight I'm Loving You by TheLennoxFan reviews
Quinn and Rachel are stuck as roommates when they are snowed into a seedy hotel on their way back from a choir competition.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Flying A Mile High by HappyLaura reviews
Smutty Oneshot. Quinn and Rachel join the mile high club. Please review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Le Sommeil by paperdreams94 reviews
Santana gets slightly more than she'd anticipated during a sleepover at Rachel's. Faberrittana. Basically smut with a tiny helping of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Not In Love by GreenAndPinkMatch reviews
Sam and Carly agreed to be friends with benefits, because they weren't in love. They weren't. Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
A Recipe For Disaster by XxTheLadyInRedxX reviews
Elizabeth Walker is entering 7th year with an ex she hasnt fallen out of love with, a freakishly perfect boyfriend, and a protective older brother. Add in a crazed redhead, an obsessive stalker, and a night to remember and its a sure recipe for disaster..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,950 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Wake Up by birchermuesli reviews
James Potter is convinced that he and Lily Evans are meant to be. Sirius tries to help by gaining access to her thoughts. There he finds 'sexy chickens' and Remus Lupin's buttocks. But then everything goes haywire, and Lily is seriously confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,013 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything That I Love About You by birchermuesli reviews
Lily lets a very important secret slip to James. LJ oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Loud by ladyjess2004 reviews
Quinn and Rachel have had sex once and Quinn won't stop teasing Rachel about how much she screamed. Rachel gets sick of it and decides to get revenge by making Quinn scream even louder and improve her vocal range at the same time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
57: Oddities by cali-chan reviews
They were just odd, Carly decided. Her two best friends were odd people.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Hazy by birchermuesli reviews
A collection of drabbles retelling Lily and James' Seventh Year. The ups, the downs, the laughter and tears - this is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,933 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
iFacebook by strawberryhill reviews
The revelation of Sam and Freddie's relationship, told through Facebook.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Viktor Krum: PARTY IN DA HOOD by Juricon reviews
Fourth in the series of parody poetry by birchermuesli and I. The angst ran away... this is more 'fun'. Vikky and a special someone in Da Hood for a Wicked party.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
THE 'STICKY' SITUATION by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
Severus goes too far in to pull out.. literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Find Out by GleeBang reviews
Quinn is dating Jesse, but there's something he doesn't know... Quinn/Jesse/Rachel. Rated M for mature scenes! Read at your own risk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Quinn F., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Viktor Krum: YOU HAUNT MY DREAMS by Juricon reviews
The second installment in Juricon and birchermuesli's angsty/romantic/parody poetry series. Told in the perspective of whoever you imagine it to be. Reflects on the past, present and future. You can take this seriously. Or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Viktor K. - Complete
Viktor Krum: YOU RIP MY HEART by Juricon reviews
Someone writes an angst-ridden sexy poem to Vikky Krum. You can decide who the poet is. Co-written with birchermuesli. Maybe it's a joke, maybe it's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Viktor K. - Complete
iSleepover by demondreaming reviews
Carly agrees to sleep over at Sam's while Spencer is out of town, but she has an ulterior motive... Rated M, Cam femmeslash'n burn. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iCan't Do This by demondreaming reviews
Sam can't do this anymore. She can't pretend she doesn't love Carly, and she can't pretend it isn't killing her. SamxCarly, femmeslash, rated M for reasons that will become obvious as time passes.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,453 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Haggy's fat fold by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
Harry gasped in shock. There Hagrid was, lying innocently on his bed. Naked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
iDream Of You by demondreaming reviews
Carly POV. Sam has a very vivid dream when she stays at Carly's house. At least, that's Carly's guess. Cam pairing, don't read if you don't like girl kissies. Mwah mwah.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,810 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It's My Party by Oynnej reviews
Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Let's do something you're not supposed to by Oynnej reviews
Slight AU. Lily isn't happy. Although she should be with a seemingly perfect life and perfect boyfriend to boot. But then James Potter comes along and shows her you're not always supposed to do...what you're supposed to do
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Mistakes reviews
One chaotic night, a few stupid mistakes, and your year at Hogwarts changes forever. Based off of the Lily and James section of my mini-series 'Slughorn's Party'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Broken Tears reviews
"Remy…" Lily responded weakly, her voice wavering in the chill September air. The two stared painfully at each other for several minutes, neither of them able to fully absorb what had just happened and neither one wanting to accept it as the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Her Regret reviews
Serena Van Der Woodson/Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Their Regret reviews
Can a dream really come to life? Can you ever really be sure of the people you think you know and trust? What happens when you let your guard down and give in to your desire?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
His Regret reviews
Who could have guessed the unforeseeable consequences of a stolen mug of Hot Chocolate?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sleepless Night Endless Night reviews
Part three of my 'Under the Moonlight' trilogy. Read last but set between 'Under the Moonlight' and 'Beneath the Stars'. One night, two people, one goal - a reunion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Beneath the Stars reviews
Sequel to 'Under the Moonlight'. Edward and Cedric meet again, one year later ...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Under The Moonlight reviews
The two men gazed at each other, sizing each other up. Both men were 6ft tall. Both men had strong features and chiselled jaw lines. Both men were good-looking, But Edward was stunningly beautiful and Cedric was strikingly handsome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Cedric D., Edward - Complete
Slughorn's Party reviews
A series of one-shots told from various perspectives of the same night. Readers please note; 'Alex and Lupin' is rated M15 , it contains adult themes and scenes of a sexual nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ode to Lily reviews
A Shakespearan sonnet, written in Iambic Pentameter, by James Potter presented to his love one, Lily Evans, as a gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete