What happens when the gods feel they can't trust one of the Avengers? They send in their best lackey of course!

Rose Lily Potter has had weird dreams for as long as she can remember about magical races like wizards, elves, dwarves, and these little people called hobbits… Which brings to a question to Rose's mind: to follow the road that her dreams is showing her that leads to the pointy eared man or to follow the path that is expected of her by the whole Wizarding World?

After an incident in the lab, the Avengers find themselves caring for a 2 year old that oddly resembles their Captain. The Avengers have to find out how to turn him back, but when he grows a fierce attachment to Natasha and Bruce, will they become too attached to him? How will caring for a child affect their relationship? Especially when people are out to kill the toddler?

Harry lived a long and full life. When he died, he expected to pass on into the afterlife. However, when he woke up in a smelly cave, he knew something was wrong. It started with him being tiny. But upon discovering his ears, he got excited. The people he met afterward just confirmed his excitement. He had no idea what was going on, but he liked it! Elfling!Harry. Gen. Swearing.

Sona & her dog, Sasha, find themselves lost in a strange land filled with dwarves, wizards, & elves. It doesn't take Sona very long to figure out she's in The Hobbit. When Bilbo never shows to join Thorin's Company Sona realizes what's at stake-problem is she hasn't read the book in 20 years & never saw the movies. Eventual Thorin/Sona. Beta'd by YMR. COMPLETE.*Spoilers in reviews*

Two years after The Battle, pressure mounts for Fili to marry to help secure Erebor's stability. In Dale, Sigrid is being pressured to marry as well. Faced with a series of horrible suitors, the two friends hatch a plan to avoid unhappy marriages. The only problem is everyone thinks they're already madly in love. After all, no dwarf would ever willingly pick a human, right?

On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin. UPDATED

Hermione find a certain red book during Harry's fourth year, that summer to save Harry and to right the wrongs she sees, she makes a wish and chooses to run the Labyrinth, her way which involves finding Sarah. Follow as she along with Harry, the goblin king and Sarah save the magical world.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

***This story has been edited and updated with added scenes. AU Soulmate Bond Sirius/Hermione

Wanda Maximoff and Gandalf are brought to New York by Doctor Strange to help solve a long-standing mystery. What they find could portent humanity's destruction.

Thorin and his kin where walking back from Bree after work trying to find a place to spend the night. They happen upon the Shire where they meet a feisty young hobbit woman that welcomed them to her new home where she lived with just her husband Bungo Baggins. This fanfic was inspired by an excellent prompt found on LJ by ladyredfeather.

There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath. No Slash, AU No Ring

The dragon is vanquished and the Mountain reclaimed, but the Company of Thorin Oakenshield has never been in greater peril. With war brewing on the horizon and madness spreading like wildfire, Kíli makes a decision that will change the course of history... *Cover Art Courtesy of Toastytoastie on Tumblr.

When fertility issues cause Hermione and Ron's relationship to crumble, a newly resurrected Marauder is there to pick up the pieces.

Hermione moved to the United States following finishing her education to become a teacher. There she met Derek one day while she was on a run.

Dreams have always been an escape for Alice, until one night she finds herself thrown into a quest to slay a Dragon; it becomes apparent that the borders between worlds are breaking down when she wakes to find a Dwarf from the previous night beside her in bed.

Persephone "Perci" Jackson, Daughter of Sally Jackson and Poseidon - Greek god of the Sea, - has just finished the The Giant War. But, she is not done yet. For the Valar, gods of Middle Earth, are calling upon our hero once again. In the end, she will have a choice to make: to return home or to stay in Middle Earth? femPercy!

Persephone "Perci" Jackson's journey continues in this story where she encounters many challenges. Will she stay and find love in Middle Earth or will she only find heartbreak and betrayal and return to Earth? Find out in the second of the Lady of the Sea Series. femPercy!

Book 3. Lady of the Sea (1) Champion of the Sea (2) Fem!Percy LegolasxPercy Based on the Hobbit movies

In her sixth year, Hermione reads a Muggle classic that changes her perspective on wizarding portraits. But what she finds when she looks deeper into the mystery will change her life and perhaps alter the future in ways unimaginable.

Darcy Lewis sees him going up the steps to the Lincoln Memorial. She follows him.

Sirius Black is nineteen, practically at the prime of his life, fighting Death Eaters and helping the war effort. His mother - who, of course, only wants the absolute best for her family - has found the seemingly perfect girl for her eldest son to marry. "Tell me, what would my mother say if she found out you were a - ahh...?" "Mudblood? Oh, I'd quite like to find out."

A defender of travelers and minor healer renders assistance to a pair of dwarves crossing the River Lune into the Shire. All in a day's work for her, but neither she nor they realize it is the start of an incredible journey that will lead her to what she has always sought. Eventual Kili/OC, but it'll take a while to get there.

Buttercup Baggins has lived the MOST terriblest day a hobbit can live. Friends died, her heart was broken, and life would never be the same. Worse, the dratted day refuses to end! What is a hobbit to do when she discovers she's reliving the same day...and no one else seems to remember it? (NaNoWriMo fun-the Hobbit done Groundhog Day-style with a dash of The Princess Bride.)

It's been three years since Sarah beat the Labyrinth and Jareth somehow comes to take her back to the Underground. Her dreams of freedom are being shattered by the one person she had hoped never to see again, but in her captivity she is able to see a side of him that he'd never shown to anyone and finds that she can grow to care for the arrogant Goblin King.

Hermione can control her words and actions, but she can't control her blushing cheeks. She can only hope Sirius doesn't notice. (AU)

Thorin was not happy, not happy at all. "Gandalf, I thought you said that we would only number fourteen." He rumbled as he stared at the three human women before him. - ThorinxOC, FilixOC, OrixOC.

Wanda Maximoff unexpectedly finds herself joining the Quest of Erebor. How will Middle-earth react to the Scarlet Witch as a powerful evil rises once more?

AU. Thirty years have passed since the Battle of the Five Armies. For the most part, despite some Durin family problems, the kingdom under Erebor has been at peace. Until Thorin goes for a ride outside the mountain and finds something he did not expect...Rated T for safety.

A great deal of hurt and pain must happen. It must. But to change the course of the future, all it takes is the faith and belief that what you need doesn't always have to be what you want. What follows is very much the story of Kili and the girl that was given to him. KilixOFC, OC/SI

((This is the sequel to the story Hidden Treasure.)) Bilbo must make one more journey before he settles into his role of Crown Prince of Erebor. One more journey he may not survive. Thorin is not pleased. ((I do not own LORTs or any of its characters.))

Harry reflects on the strange relationship between his best friend and godfather.

As the White Council deliberates the Sixth Istari arrives bringing solemn news meaning Gandalf cannot re-join the Company. Instead the red wizard does. No pairings yet

Sirius Black is not a patient man. Not now, not ever. Realizing his past is someone else's future doesn't make it easier. Lying low, waiting, preparing and stalling to make sure this other person's future happens. Surely the presence of this time traveling love of his life will prevent the rash and violent Black temper to get the better of him. Now, finally, complete.

We have all seen female hobbit insert stories, but let's face it: not a one of them have treated the first meeting the way it'd really happened if a bunch of dwarves made free in a feisty lady's home. Here's how that would have really happened. Alternate universe, fem!bilbo. Cover by the awesome EmilyAeren of deviantart.

After a summer spent attending Quidditch World Cup games and tutoring sessions, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year of schooling with plans to study hard, have fun, play Quidditch and become an animagus. Too bad there's a Tournament that gets in the way. The fourth (and final) part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.

Four years later: someone visits Sarah asking for her help. How is a heroine to refuse? And how will this affect everyone's favorite will they/ won't they couple's dynamic? Will Sarah relearn that not everything in the Labyrinth is what it seems? Rated T for language and Jareth

My traditional Christmas Modern AU. The five departments of an audit firm come together at the Christmas party, and Benedict Smaug from Treasury might set it on fire. And later, when John Thorington from the IT department invites my OC to a dinner he cooked for her at his place, will she say she needs to scurry when it's so late and so cold outside? Nothing but silly fluff here!

The light was fading, as he breathed his last on the solid ice. He wished he could take it all back, that he'd looked out more for his family, particularly two special nephews. When Thorin wakes up in a snow covered land, he seizes this second chance, to mend wrongs he's done to both Fili and Kili. An unexpected encounter with four children might teach Thorin a little about family.

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

When Harry died, he did not expect to be thrown into a forest and turned into a bloody girl with tattoos on his skin! To make matters worse, those tattoos signified his status as the soulmate of two of the most powerful and hot headed kings on Middle Earth. Curse you blasted Potter luck! Why must it always be him? (Soulmate AU! Soul mark! Thranduil/FemHarry/Thorin) NOT EDITED!

Fluffy ABO - Darcy has a few run-ins with the police and a couple Alpha Avengers show up to help. She /really/ should have specified to Jane not to send her crushes when she called for help. Steve/Darcy/Bucky Alpha!Steve, Alpha!Bucky, Omega!Darcy

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

Billie is a girl who is down on her luck. No job, no car, no place to live. Thorin and his nephews are looking for a place to start over after the death of his sister last year. He can give her a place to stay and she might just heal his broken heart. (FemBilbo/Thorin)

Lucy returns to Narnia once again where she finds Caspian in a feud with Renegade Pirates days away from his own wedding. But what happened when he sees Lucy, who looks so much like Susan now, will a hidden love be inflamed?

Bilbo is not Bungo's son. When Gandalf re-enters Bilbo's life, he tempts the Dwobbit into going on an adventure… ...with his father. ((The Hobbit movie is Peter Jackson's. The Hobbit book is JRR Tolkien's.))

Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.

What would have happened on the quest if Thorin had had another sibling? Would it have changed the outcome if they demanded to join? What if that sibling, a sister, had the ability to control magic beyond even what the Elves remembered? This story is mainly rated M for language and possible fight scenes later. Also HP will not happen until later and will only be small mentions.

Humourous amnesia fic. Wren, a healer from Dale, wakes up in a dark room with no memories of how she got there, while Thorin Oakenshield (who, of course, lived through BotFA) wants his wife back. All possible harlequin romance cliches, giggles, and guffaws included {Thorin x OC}

As Harry gets used to living with Sirius and Remus, he, along with his friends and family, must deal with the knowledge of Voldemort's return. What will this mean for Harry's friendship with the Most Ancient and Noble House of Malfoy? The third part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.

No one would be surprised if Tony Stark had a secret kid somewhere. It had been a common joke among the Avengers pretty much since they first formed. Once Pepper shows up at the tower one afternoon with nineteen year old Alexandria Stallion, its no longer a joke. How will this new development affect Earth's Mightiest Heroes?

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

At first Peggy and Bucky eyed each other warily behind Steve's oblivious back. Then overnight, the game changed. A series of moments in which Peggy, Bucky and Steve look after each other. Friendship, beginnings of Steve/Peggy. No slash.

"You just violated every law of physics, including conservation of mass!" "...You're sitting next to a god, and I'M the weird one?" Ginny just wanted a break from the aftermath of the second blood war. But when her "prime tourist spot" (thanks, Hermione) is destroyed by a homicidal robot, she goes alongside the Avengers to save the world. Someone has to! Ginny/Pietro, others TBD

"Thing is," Clint continues, "his hundredth birthday is coming up soon. We think his biological clock has started ticking, but he's taking it out on us instead, and we can't handle anymore of it." Steve is broody, and the Avengers think Darcy is the solution.

When Fíli was five years old, he had a dream on the last night of summer. The dream comes to him again on the same night every year, carrying a disturbing message. Every step, every thought and every choice he makes will either bring him closer to destruction or the salvation of his family.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year. A year that will be filled with books, good friends, basilisks, quidditch, prattish friends, horrible dreams, and pranks.

Some people are born with a soulmate mark. Others petition the gods. The gods rarely answer, but when they do, there are consequences. For most races, soulmates are coveted. For Hobbits, soulmates are too passionate, too possessive, and have too many children and not enough prize-winning produce. Female Billa Baggins may be tempted by Thorin, but she knows better. (Everybody lives)

The Avengers bring Percy Jackson on, so they can see what this teenage boy is hiding. Percy has just been back from the Gaint war, and Tartarus is not happy that he escaped. Through in Greek monsters, avenger!spider-man and a whole lot of confusion, pranks, and horrible flashbacks. COMPLETE W/ SEQUEL UP

'You must hold on, Sigrid,' Fili begged. 'I need you. Our child needs you.'

Darcy confuses Steve and Johnny at a Tony's party

Kili lives, his brother saved in time, but Thorin dies in his arms with Bilbo at his side, knowing his beloved sister-sons are safe. BOTA spoilers, AU ending. [Kili/Tauriel]

With the menacing threat of Sauron looming over their heads, the free peoples of Middle Earth are in dire need of assistance. Who do they turn to for reinforcements? None but Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, who has three very capable siblings in mind for the task.

Post-BoFA, AU. Erebor has been invaded...but not in a way the dwarves could have imagined. Dwarves' patience will be tested, things will be cleaned, and halls will be decorated. :P

All Adrian has ever wanted was someone to love her. All Tony has ever wanted was someone to view him as human. They have found each other now, both hardened by the world. Now they have each other and they are not going to let go. No matter what SHIELD, Loki, or anyone else says. BETA, AnarchicMuse, RULES!

When one of Loki's pranks gone wrong leaves the team with a young Winter Soldier in their care, they know they're going to have their hands full. Especially since this newer, tinier version of Bucky seems to have a bodyguard complex - and a particular attachment to Tony.

When a more studious Harry Potter entered Gringotts with Hagrid, the Goblins managed to talk to him privately - Dumbledore never saw that one coming. A Ravenclaw Harry story. Warning: child abuse, character bashing, and pureblood society.

COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,

While out trying to recover the last available boxes of Stuffing for the Avengers Thanksgiving feast (thanks Barton), Darcy runs into a surprising face. Naturally she can't just leave him in the cold, alone, on Thanksgiving now can she?

Steve Rogers starts going to college in order to learn about the new time he's living in. That's where he meets Annabel and decides that maybe it's time to let go of his past. Steve/OC

PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.

What will Jareth do when an old enemy awakens and comes for Sarah? What will Sarah do when confronted yet again with the Goblin King who haunts her heart seven years later? New dreams are about to awaken.

"I belong with my brother," Kíli repeated quietly and Fíli understood. Today would not be the day to separate them. - Fíli and Kíli don't split up at Ravenhill, thus changing the outcome of the whole Battle of the Five Armies. Fix-it fic, h/c, brotherly love, friendship, angst, will be 5 -6 chapters. Rated T for blood and dwarven curses.

Steve finds out he's not the only one in Stark Tower plagued by nightmares. (Darcy/Steve - ShieldShock) Rated T out of an abundance of caution.

A new shadow falls upon Middle-earth. The Free Peoples and the Avengers join forces once more to stand against a darkness that threatens to engulf all who oppose it. Sequel to 'Avengers of the Ring'.

Darcy Lewis (from Thor) and Steve Rogers (Captain America) find themselves firmly stuck in the friend zone with each other.

Bungo and Belladonna came to the mountains after escaping the ravages of the Fell Winter of 2911-2912 and opened a pub. They brought their children, Bilbo and his little sister Bella. The little family has a big surprise for one Thorin Oakenshield.

Bella Baggins inherited her mother's spirit medium abilities, but she hasn't used them since she was a child. Therefore when Professor Gandalf drops in, she is not exactly prepared. fem!Bilbo/Thorin, post WWII!AU. COMPLETE

After the life she knew was destroyed, Rue, a nymph of the East, crosses paths with the company of Thorin Oakenshield. The company allows her to travel with them, but there may be a problem: they believe she is a young boy. Will they let her stay when they find out? And if she does stay...what will happen then? (slow building romance)

Female Fem Bilbo: Bella Baggins is invited to be a burglar & go on an adventure. Throughout this journey, her heart begins to fall for one Thorin Oakenshield, and she can only hope to win his heart. He seems to hate her, but perhaps with a bit of luck that'll change... Follows the Hobbit story line but with differences and romance. *Contains excerpts and some parts from the Hobbit*

Sequel to "My Boy"; Hydra is back. Fury sends Natasha and Bruce on an undercover mission as a married couple to take care of them before they turn into an unattainable fire. One minor detail though... they're going to be a married couple WITH a child. And Steve is going to be their child, again. Bruce/ Natasha

"You've spent the last however many months barely able to look at me without scowling and now you're paying me compliments simply because I rushed in and did something utterly moronic and dangerous," Bilbo said. "It doesn't follow." Fem!Bilbo/Thorin have a conversation. Quite possibly their first actual conversation. Always-a-woman!Bilbo. Set post-eagle flight.

A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.

When Fili and the other dwarves who remained in Laketown arrive in Erebor after Smaug's death, they are shocked to find Thorin firmly in the grip of gold sickness. Horrified by Thorin's behavior, Fili faces the most difficult decision of his life.

It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**

A series of one-shots about what normally goes on in Avengers Tower while Percy is there. Lots of family times, humor, and some action! Set in The Art of Finding Yourself verse.

Kira Nightengale is Thorin Oakenshield's goddaughter, and Fili and Kili are her two only friends. Though she is not technically related to them, Kira is raised under the line of Durin, and therefore, noble Dwarves are vying for her hand. When a particularly ruthless one named Zaithor threatens to buy her hand, Kira must rely on Fili and Kili to help prevent her engagement.

What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - special. [Fem!Harry, AU]

{Co-written with Wynni} Jareth leaves for his honeymoon, whom can he trust with his Labyrinth but another King in possession of extensive experience in dealing with Goblins? [Hobbit x Labyrinth Crossover, with a dozen other fandoms thrown in] Thorin x OC, Fili x OC, and Kili gets to play with fireworks!

Wren of Enedwaith, a healer of Men, is a mistress of both Frerin and Thorin, sons of Thrain. The arrangement is favoured by all three of them, until an unexpected change comes, and each one of them has to make their choice *No Infringement Intended*

"I will never forget you, Harry Potter," Steve "Captain America" Rogers promised. And he never did.

In the Battle of Five Armies, Fíli's life is saved at the last minute... but what happened before then, no one knows, and Fíli won't speak to anyone about it. In fact, Fíli won't speak at all. Part I of my Everybody Lives AU. No slash.

The war is finally over. Harry is the victor, but now he finds himself without a purpose. For the first time in his young life, the Vanquisher of Dark Lords is at loose ends. On his first day back to school, Luna takes him to the Forbidden Forest. The Vanquisher's new legend and destiny waits for him to awaken on the plains of Rohan. AU (No pairings)

John Thorington is a station officer of his fire service team, and one day in the flames he receives a gift he didn't ask for. What is he to do with a small redhead who claims she is from a place called Middle Earth and doesn't know how a toaster works? [Thorin X my usual OC, Wren] Four chapters and later potentially a collection of drabbles.

Mary and her family are half-breeds chased from one home after another. When Mary decides to enter Erebor to steal sustenance for her family, she winds up running afoul of the King under the Mountain. Will this lead to a better life for her family or will Mary let an incident from her past prevent her from finding happiness? AU. My first fan fic, please review. ThorinXOC, post BOFA

Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU.

Only a few hours after Johnny Storm has been rescued from Victor VonDoom, his nightmares begin. The Avengers are sympathetic but unprepared to deal with the fallout.

The Sequel to 'An Unexpected Journey.' Follow Thorin and Hayden after the Quest for Erebor, as they begin their lives together under the Lonely Mountain. But with meddlesome dwarves at every turn, elves on their doorstep and a growing threat in the south, who's to say their adventure is truly over?

This story is just an overdramatic, love and angst filled, harlequin romance novels mocking, eventual smut, in which John, who is more Thornton than Thorin this time, and my OC Wren find each other in a turbulent marriage in the Edwardian era *No Infringement Intended* The first two chapters are identical to chapters #29 and #59 in "We Are Scattered in Time and Space" COMPLETE

Tumblr Prompt: ShieldShock: Steve's favorite time of day is when Darcy comes home from being Tony's PA. He loves watching the transformation from Mini-Potts into his Darcy.

The battle against Geae is over. All is peaceful.Except for Perseus Jackson, who is plagued with nightmares, flashbacks and other horrors. Percy's mind is on the breaking point. The gods attempt to save him and send him to the only people they think can help. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.

Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?

On a rainy afternoon Bucky starts to shine through with some help from Clint and Natasha. Then Steve gets kicked in the feels.

Darcy drags Jane to the common room in Avengers Tower to snoop on a newly arrived Bucky in order to determine where he falls on the sane-to-crazy scale, setting off a chain of events including eggs and glitter, sassy flirting, and deranged overprotection.

When they learn that Darcy has the same birthday as Steve, a surprise party ends up having an unexpected reaction, both good and bad.

The Company of Thorin Oakenshield is torn away from Middle Earth and land unexpectedly in the home of Hayden Parker - a 22 year old woman from England. Will they be able to find their way back to Middle Earth and if they do, what dangerous adventures await them? *Currently being edited and rewritten*

Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!

Harry becomes disillusioned with his world after defeating Voldemort and decides to go traveling, ending up in another dimension that's similar but not quite the same as his original one. He makes friends with the Avengers.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Steve tells him that Darcy's harmless. Bucky imagines, on paper, Darcy is harmless. HYDRA wouldn't give her a second glance. But he does. He can barely keep his eyes off her. He's not sure he wants to.

After the war it wasn't as easy for some people to get back to the way they were as it was for others. Hermione still has frequent nightmares that are impossible to wake her up from. Sirius finds out and decides to help in the only way he can,but he's not so sure how Hermione will feel about it. Is there a Happily Ever After in their future, or more nightmares and heartache?

When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.

...that's what they say and at least in my world no one was stupid enough to try. The thing about us is that we are mad, mad not stupid but mad as in lack of morals, we hold the knowledge, the influence, the slyness and the raw magical power to destroy anyone. Lyra Phoenix Black, Lady and Head of the most noble and ancient house of Black strands in middle earth.

Darcy is the all-around gofer for these people, and she's sick and tired of not getting thanked. She is going on strike. (Make sure you read the author's note on chapter 1!) NOTE - Correction made to Phil's chapter...

Sequel to "Hang You From the Heavens." Bucky walks into the communal kitchen in Avengers Tower for a Coke, but finds himself being dragged by Darcy to the end of the row of amused Avengers for participation in her tacky gift giving ceremony. Sass and unexpected feels ensue.

After the Second War, Percy Jackson is lost and can't stop having flashbacks. So, the gods send him to help a mysterious group of people known as the Avengers. Their promise is that the Avengers will help him, too. Meanwhile, a new evil has come. Will the Avengers be able to help Percy find himself before it's too late and stop this evil at the same time? Complete.

Bilbo dies in the Battle of Five Armies. The Durin's live. Not all dead things sleep though, but Thorin could tell you all about that. Bilbo/Thorin implied, not a fix-it.

I, Crookshanks, am a cat. Proud and fluffy. This is the story of how I got myself a new pet, and how I protected her from an evil imposter. Fluff mainly. Just a bit of a silly little story to occupy me until I get inspiration for my Ancient Relics sequel.

A chance meeting before Kili and Fili reach the Shire alters the life of one brother. Who knew that a seemingly insignificant fox could hold sway over the life of a dwarf, and what secrets of the fox's past intertwines with the fates of the dwarves' homecoming to Erebor? Kinship, coming of age, and self-discovery, these are the elements of a fox's tale...

Bilbo Baggins has had it up to here with everyone's shit. When he gets his hands on Gandalf the Grey, he's going to bloody strangle him. That would be after he knocks some sense into that damn gold crazed dwarf first, however. If he lives through that experience, that is. (Slight possibility of Bagginshield if you squint)

Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.

"How is that a bad thing, your daughter has immaculate taste in best friends." Sirius tried to joke. "I know, I know it's hard, Hermione do you regret coming here?" "Never, I wouldn't have you or the kids, Harry wouldn't have any of you," Hermione sighed looking up at her husband.Hermione traveled back in time now she has come to grips with what she has changed and where it lead

Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'

Ginny's left London after finishing school at a muggle university and is headed for New York. She's tired of living in her families shadows and waiting around for Harry. So she gets herself a job as Tony Stark's assistant and hopes it will help her start over. BEING REWRITTEN!

Thorin Oakenshield reluctantly arrives in Rivendell where he meets the mysterious elven-like creature Kale. Thorin's destiny to reclaim Erebor is now laced with love and a connection that will guide his way to take back his throne.

When Bilbo falls ill he sends his only child to the one place he knows they will be cared for and well loved. But how will the Dwarves of Erebor deal with housing a tiny hobbit child for 18 months and a little girl no less? (Father figure!Thorin)

Sherlock is drawn into a perverse game unlike anything he's ever played. As he tries to untangle the web, he makes a shocking discovery that will change two lives forever. Sherlolly. Winner of "Best Romance", "Best Mystery", and "Fan Favorite" in the Rated M categories in the 2012 Sherlock and Molly Fic Awards (SAMFAs). Art by the fantastic Flavialikestodraw on Tumblr!

.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.

Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.

It's been four years since Sarah conquered the Labyrinth and the newly graduated senior finds that no matter how hard she's tried, she can't seem to forget her friends or the man that's been haunting her dreams ever since she came back. Will her need to see him again overcome her fear of what will happen if she returns to the Labyrinth?

Slices of life with the team. Chapter 35: Thor and Steve go out on the town for St Patrick's Day.

Or the top 5 reasons why Tony isn't as bad a father as he sometimes thinks he is. Apart of my Tony is Darcy's father 'verse. Precursor to Pain Au Chocolat

Tony is none too happy that his daughter is dating Captain America; cue the shovel talk. Steve has never been a coward and he's not going to start now.

Steve's been alone for 90 years, but a walk through the park has the potential to change that. When he meets a shy artist, he realizes that she has the ability to heal his long-broken heart. OC/Captain America Post-Avengers.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

When Steve crashed into the ocean he wasn't expecting to wake up inside someone else's head 38 years later. For Harry, it was like having a big brother that was always around. They would both follow each other anywhere, even to war. NO SLASH!

Hermione is thrust into the Marauders' lives during their 7th year. Can she save them while avoiding Voldemort and his Death Eaters?

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

In the midst of the battle in Manhattan, a citizen aids the Avengers in saving the world. Afterward, Stark assists the Captain in seeking her out and she affects the fate of them all. Somewhat A/U. Captain America/OC short fluffy love story

Five times Darcy almost had to reveal she was a Slayer... and the time the Avengers finally found out.

Loki has returned to earth with a purpose; finish off the Avengers once and for all. Percy Jackson must yet again fight with the Avengers in an attempt to stop the rogue God of Mischief from destroying Earths Mightiest Heroes. SEQUEL to Percy Jackson: Anarchy. Contains swearing.

Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.

New to New York, Darcy was just trying to adapt and find her place when a stalker sends her right into the seat across from Steve Rogers, a stranger struggling with his own journey in life. In each other, they find both friendship and so much more.

It's time for Tony to meet his daughter for the first time since he let her go. /sequel to You Don't Know Me/ /Dark Stark Series/

It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton

After the alien invasion is over, and Loki is gone, the Avengers have to see if they can learn to trust and work with one another so they can continue saving the world. And maybe one of their own. Team-bonding/friendship story. Prequel to Protective Reasoning. Tony/Pepper; slight Clint/Natasha

Darcy Lewis makes a horrifying discovery—Captain America has no idea what an ipod is. She rectifies this situation. Also, other things happen.

Tony might not have been playing a direct role in his daughter's life, but he always looked out for her. /Prequel to 'Red Ribbon'/

Steve just walked into the middle of a friendly Nerf war, and in the process meets Darcy Lewis, who somehow manages to take him prisoner and ask him out on a date. It's just one of those days.

It's in the title. If platonic pwp is a thing, this is definitely it. A series of vignettes on the friendship between Darcy Lewis and Steve Rogers.

Bruce always knew that eventually, General Ross would find him again. Considering he was now an Avenger living in the not at all inconspicuous Stark Tower, it would probably be sooner rather than later. He just didn't expect the reactions of his new teammates to be so strong.* No longer a one-shot*, no shipping, but a lot of team friendship. Rating for Tony and Clint's mouths.

Sequel to "Put Your Records On." It's going to take a village to get Steve and Darcy to the next level in their relationship. Rated M as a precaution.

Percy just wanted to be a normal teenager- well as normal as a seventeen year old demigod can be. But with monster attacks on the rise and new foes stirring Percy must join the Avengers to save New York. Contains swearing.

Steve and Darcy's second date. Follows "Lay That Pistol Down, Babe." Title shamelessly stolen from Corinne Bailey Rae.

Sequel to HP and the Alternative Tournament. It's Voldie vs Harry, to the death! Mary Poppins and friends trains Harry. Just a smidge of SLASH, see A/N at beginning. Features Everybody who Is Anybody, Sweetie the Battle Llama, and the mighty Hedwig! Also Winky, plus the usual gang. Rated M for language, no bodice-ripping sex at all. Dumb!Dumbles, no Ron/Hermione/other students

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

Darcy learns how to box. Sequel to "When You Hit the Dance Floor, You Gotta Be Jumpin', Jack."

"When You Hit the Dance Floor, You Gotta Be Jumpin', Jack." Steve and Darcy learn to dance, and break the rules in the process. The sequel to "The Chassis That Made Lassie Come Home," but can probably be read as a stand-alone.

Darcy wants to do something nice for Steve. Post-movie, no spoilers. Rated T for mild-for-Darcy swears and awkward descriptions of semi-clothed girls.

Darcy kidnaps Steve to show him all the history she can before S.H.I.E.L.D figures out where she has taken him.

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

What if Lucy decided to stay in Narnia? What if she and Caspian got closer than just brother and sister to each other? My ending to VODT and the story of Lucy in Narnia afterwards. Chapter 50 posted! LAST CHAPTER!

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

For the first time in his life Sirius Black was going to seduce a woman not for the thrill, not for the buzz, not for the moment, but for the consequences. AGE DIFFERENCE Newly BETA'd by the wonderful Dr.Rae!

Lucy and Caspian's developing relationship aboard the Dawn Treader! If you liked this story please check out my new HP Viktor/Hermione story, ангел!

Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

“It looks like you’re rescuing me again,” he said with a smile that finally reached his eyes. “I’ll take your deal.” Hermione held out her hand and shook on it. Tomorrow Operation: Black Dog would finally begin. She just hoped she was ready for it.

The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?

Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!

Dumbledore discovers a prophecy about the Boy Who Lived and the Girl Who Died. But as everyone knows, prophecies rarely make things simpler - especially when they involve the Scooby gang turning up at Hogwarts. Post Season 6, during OOTP - NOW COMPLETE!

“When in the hell did she start making noises like that? Merlin, just listen to her. No, wait. Don’t! That girl is untouchable. As in out-of-bounds. Surrounded by glowing neon, DO NOT TOUCH signs.” - I promise it's NOT as raunchy as it sounds! Please RR

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

BonesxCriminal Minds Crossover. Booth and Brennan asked to help the BAU team out on a case. Can the two very different teams get along to catch a serial killer? And what happens when too many genius IQs are in the same room? First Bones attempt!

Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.

Sequel to Lost in Middle Earth postHBP, Harry is setting off to destroy the Horcruxes once and for all. But he needs help, in the form of the Fellowship! Should be dark, romantic, and humor in the form of the one and only: Fearsome Foursome! COMPLETE!

[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.

Hermione, with a timeturner given to her by Sirius before his death, goes back to the summer before fifth year. Can she survive being a teacher with her younger self as a student and save the future? COMPLETE

FINISHED!Sorry it took so long.. She brought him back from the dead, can he show her how to live? Mushy fun from my two favorite characters...LOVE FEED BACK! thinking of doing a sequal..what do you think?

Two worlds, two different times, two different people and yet they are connected through a journal. Love extends beyond time to bring two people together in The Black House. SBHG.

Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.

Hermione invents a time portal that can take people to other dimensions. When she, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Ginny, try it out, the portal malfunctions and Harry wakes up alone in the Shire. Can he find his friends and save Middle Earth? COMPLETE!

It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.

AU season 7. The pain of everyone's rejection leads Willow to wish herself away to the Goblin Kingdom. Crossover with Labyrinth. Series complete.

-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...

Voldemort tried to get the One Ring, but it was intercepted---and the Boy Who Lived must destroy it, with the help of three of his classmates

Angelus has returned, and decides what he really wants is Willow. AU s2 BtVS