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Joined 08-08-04, id: 649496
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

Reading my profile eh? Excellent . . . Another falls into my brilliant trap . . .

I'm supposed to put stuff about myself here . . . But nobody really cares, so feel free to make it up.

Favorite Quotes:
- The lady doth protest too much methinks
- Luke, I am, your father! - Star Wars
- You want pain? Try wearing a corset!- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Anything from Pride and Prejudice

Now a Song that will hopefully not convince you that I am completely psycho. . . Just a bit. . . I swear! The doctors say I'm no threat to society at all!

Brave Sir Robin ran away - No!
Bravely ran away, away - I didn't!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled - No!
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin

Status of Fanfics:

V-Day: Finished! Might do a sequal in the future, but not working on one right now.

Under The Mistletoe: One-shot. Thinking of doing a spin-off. But if I do, not for some time.

I Never: One-shot. I probably won't do anything else with this fic, though I'm looking to do a longer L/J hopefully soon.

Opposite Attraction: Sorry I haven't updated in so long, its making me feel guilty. . I should update it hopefully next week?

Love is. . .: Third chapter is up, fourth chapter most likely won't be out for at least two weeks, sorry!

Face Fear: Are You Afraid of The Dark: If you haven't noticed, this fic started out as a one-shot about Ron/Hermione, but of course Kerichi's plot bunnies called (hopped?) to her and so she came up with the idea that we alternate chapters, and doing one-shots each chap about different ships. So there will be an update every week, and we'll be switching off!

Are You Afraid of the Dark: One-shot, fluffy, warm fuzzy feeling, the works. What else could you want? (Besides Tom Felton and a really big chocolate bar of course) I AM NOT planning on expanding this!

Are You Afraid of the Dark will be updated every week, then hopefully either Love Is or Opposite Attraction in addition. Most of my updates will most likely be on Sundays, (since im typing frantically all weekend to get them done: ) lol ).

But if I get behind schedule, and don't post a story one week, I'm very sorry in advance, but this whole semester is, as our teachers said, when the "hard work" begins, and when they prepare us for high school. (I'm looking forward to it already) So I'll be really busy, with all that junk, so my point is: Well I don't have a point, just that I'm sorry in advance if I don't update!

Favorites

Harry or Ron? Ron . . As if Potter could compare to a redhead

hermione or cho chang? Hermione. Bookworms unite!

sirus or lupin? Lupin. He pulls off that whole tortured-hero thing in a way Potter could never dream of.

crabbe or goyle? Crabbe, I like his name better.

harry or malfoy? Malfoy, undoubtedly.

ron or malfoy? Malfoy

gryffindor or slytherin? Slytherin

hufflepuff or ravenclaw? Ravenclaw

favorite class? Transfiguration

least fav class? Herbology

harry potter books or movies? Books. . . even though Tom Felton's in the movies. . .

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Il Dragone by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Malfoy leans in, and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent; something like vanilla and...boy. Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,223 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Apple of My Eye by ThisBurningHeart reviews
I'm going to be honest. He's good looking, alright? That thought doesn't scare me. But sharing a moment with him? Now THAT was scary...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,671 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Loving You by Loves to dance reviews
Set during Lily and James's final year at Hogwarts, the two first find friendship and soon love in each other. However, there are plenty of bumps along the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Romance in the Hospital Wing by Wo Ai Ni16 reviews
Lily & James were not in the friendliest terms in their 7th year. Now, 2 years have passed and Lily, a MediWitch meets James, who is now a famous Auror, again as she saves him from death. And did I mention, she falls madly in love with him in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,648 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 12/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Convenient by jennaymai reviews
She watched him. She loved him. He never noticed - until it was convenient. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Blade of Gryffindor by Iamrecognized reviews
Godric Gryffindor's sword is more than it seems. What is its connection with the sorting hat? HPHG. RWLL, GWDM. Post OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,334 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 334,299 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic? by f0xygrandma15 reviews
Hermione realizes that she still has feelings for Ron--almost two years after their life-changing breakup. But does Ron still feel the same? How will they ever get past their past? Well...do you believe in magic? If so, you may want to read this...*WIP*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Excuse Me Miss Evans by eyeshadow5746 reviews
Two years after Hogwarts Lily and James bump into each other again, and again, and again will they ignore the sparks or follow the signs-FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,685 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ten Things I Love About You by FrEgOrGeLuVeR225 reviews
COMPLETED!Finally, the sequel to Ten Things I Hate About You! Ten short, fluffy chapters about Lily and James after Hogwarts! Full of love, humor, and of course, the dreaded Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It Wasn't Unexpected by BlueRain1 reviews
.;Complete;. -SEQUEL TO MARRIAGE TO A MALFOY- Krystal and Michael are in their 5th year at Hogwarts and they still are as “polite” as they ever were to one another. Being in different Houses does not help the situation, but maybe Christmas c
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,219 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Talk To The Hand of Christmas, Yo! by Super Shayde reviews
Misty challenge. Warning: Includes orange soda, Santa Claus, intoxicated reindeer, Fred and George, and scented Kleenex. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
And I begin to weaken by callmeluna reviews
Draco Malfoy has had a crush on Ginny Weasley since his second year at Hogwarts. Will she ever be able to see him for more than she already does?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Switching Places by hpfansunite reviews
ginny is secretly going out with draco malfoy. but what will happen when ginny and hermonie accidently switch places? can they survive playing eachother? next chp. up! please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Underneath It All by marauderyears reviews
I promised myself to never fall in love with James Potter. But eventually, I did. They say that he changed, but I think that we both changed. This is Lily Evans and this is my story. No. It's James and my story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,503 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Holy Matrimony! by KaitlynBelle reviews
During Christmas dinner, Ginny suddenly announced, 'Mum, Dad...everyone...I..I'm getting married,' and as if for proof, she stuck out her left hand where a huge diamond glittered on her ring finger. DG, Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
How I Lost My Irish by Nicole11 reviews
Draco stood up and said, "Grab your quills, gentlemen, because this is one you’re going to want to write in your diaries. It all started back at the very beginning of the war..."' The story of how Draco lost Ginny. But is she really gone forever? COMPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
In Your Arms by Visi0n0fDeath reviews
Ron loves Hermione, and Hermione adores Ron. But despite Hermione's 112 in a Charm's test, both of the two are too dim to figure that the other fancies them. Will Hermione be forever resigned to merely dreams? Will Ron never snog anything but his pillow?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,477 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Same Old Lang Syne by gl2004 reviews
A Christmas story of Harry and Hermione. Inspired by the Dan Fogelberg song of the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twin Shades of Grey by Dazma reviews
***The sequel to Pen Pal*** What has happened to Draco and Ginny? Twins, heartbreak, and fashion magazines? Please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,721 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Until Death Do Us Part by womanofthepast reviews
Lily and James are in their seventh year. They are the Heads and James is determined to finally woo Lily's heart. Contains Humor and romance and of course the mauraders. Rated PG13 for leeway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,366 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All At Once by CrazyBeautiful reviews
This is the longer version of my short fic, This Kiss. Ron&Hermione shippers unite!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Something Stupider by Grommetik reviews
It's Ron and Hermione's sixth year and their budding relationship isn't so much budding as being forced back into the ground by inhibition....(WARNING: Naughty words afoot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,948 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Marriage to a Malfoy by BlueRain1 reviews
-COMPLETED- Ginny is forced to marry Draco Malfoy. Shaky as it is, the marriage may develop into something else given the proper time. R&R DG Rfor some material and strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,540 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Love Long Forgotten by BlueRain1 reviews
*Chap 2 up!*Hermione was once in love with Harry, but she forced herself to forget about him when he became distant. Now that she has the chance again, what will she do about it? H/Hr R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Don't Call Me Weasel! by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
A D/G fic for all you excitable fans out there. It's another hospital wing fic. Nothing terribly creative. Having said that, enjoy! COMPLETE! pre-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,971 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Hair Like Fire reviews
Set during the War. After his first mission as a Death Eater Draco turns to the Order for help and ends up with Ginny Weasley. A past relationship is remembered and a new one is forged.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
You Think I'm Gay! reviews
There's only one thing keeping Draco and Ginny from living happily ever after together The fact that Ginny's under the impression that Draco is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Twists of Fate reviews
5 years after their graduation from Hogwarts, Katie and George are still friends. Sexually Frustrated and unwilling to tell the other how they really feel, fate decides to get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2005 - George W., Katie B.
A World of Gray reviews
I used to think everything was black & white. One day, the truth I had always relied on, I suddenly found I couldn't. 'The Malfoys would always hate the Weasleys.' Suddenly, this little truth, had become a big white, lie. And my world, before a world of s
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Giggles reviews
Who knew a simple proposal or marriage could be so hard? Well obviously Ron didn't. Ron has a bit of trouble asking the big question we all know he wants to, and even MORE chaos ensues when he lets it slip. Giggles and snogging guarenteed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Face Fear: Are You Afraid of the Dark? reviews
Darkness isn't so scary when you're with the one you want. A series of romantic stories by Funnykido and Kerichi about HP couples and what happens...when the lights go out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
Love is reviews
Love is. . . bittersweet, maddening, not worth it, frustrating, rewarding. "I wish that I could be one of those girls that you dream about, talk about with Harry, stare at in class, and are too afraid to talk to."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
I Am Ginny Weasley reviews
Why did Draco Malfoy, resident sex-god of Slytherin and Snape's golden boy, choose me? Why did he come to me? I stick out of the crowd, but not in the way I would think he would be attracted to. I am Ginny Weasley. So why did he notice me, of all people?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Solace reviews
It had never been her choice. Not at the beginning. But if we don’t have choices at the beginning, can we truly have any choices later? - DG One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Are You Afraid of the Dark? reviews
A short, fluffy one-shot. Will Ron and Hermione be able to overcome their fears, of darkness. . . and eachother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
The marauders and some other stuff parody reviews
A parody in which the Marauders and a few other choice characters battle with Identity conflicts, pink ribbons, and kissing gas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Opposite Attraction reviews
Your basic DG fic, but hopefully with a little more humor! It wont be a dark, depressing story, a lot of fluff! Look for some unexpected meetings! Eight chapters up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,787 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
I Never reviews
How do you amuse yourself on a snowy day? LilyJames one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe reviews
One shot fic. Draco, Ginny, Peeves, and some mistletoe! Read and Review! Might do a spin-off if I get a good response!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
VDay reviews
7 chapters up! First story, so tell me how you like it! V-Day is just around the corner, and Ron wants to tell Hermione how he feels in a non-embarressing way (typical ron), so Harry and Ron cook up a plan to sweep Hermione off her feet! 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.