""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).

Sasu/Saku. Sasuke goes to great lengths to hear a confession from Sakura, except she doesn't react as well as he's expected.

Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.

(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.

Perhaps his seven-year-old son's classroom wasn't the best place to reunite with his long lost love, especially when she was looking at him like she wanted to bash his face in with her bare fists. ItachiXSakura. AU Modern. 50 shinobi theme #3. Tossing a coin.

Will her only love notice her? or is Haruko just waiting for nothing? Will she continue to hold to Rukawa Kaede or will she just let him go?

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

For years, men or rather the men of Team Seven thought a woman could never fake it. Sadly, these men were proven wrong...through the process of experimentation...Sak/Ita if you squint hard enough Sak/Sak. One shot. Non-mass

Draco/Luna. Draco Malfoy has been ordered to kill Albus Dumbledore - an impossible task. How far will Draco go to save himself? Can he convince the sainted Harry Potter to believe in him? And what happens if he falls in love with his most unlikely ally in Dumbledore's Army - Luna Lovegood? Set at the beginning of HPB. (Previously published under my former pen name, jessedaro.)

Itachi wasn't a subtle man; what he wanted is what he got, no matter the circumstances. And he wanted her. Not that she was all that opposed to the idea.

He had been given a list of women to choose a life partner from and he had never expected to find her on that list. But there was her name staring back at him and he had no intention of letting this opportunity pass him by. NejixSakura One-shot. NaruxHina. Hinata might be a little OOC.

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

The Veela within Theodore Nott wanted Hermione Granger, Gryffindor's Princess, for its Prima mate... and it would have her, no matter how it ruined them both in the end. HPRareFest 2012 entry. One-shot. Theodore Nott x Hermione Granger. Romance/Drama/Angst. COMPLETE!

Something about the way his five year old son with pink hair lying possessively on his mommy's lap, his wife, irked him very much. Oh look, he's glaring and just stuck his tongue out. How cute. Non-mass. ItaSaku.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Sometimes what you see is what you get. Sometimes not. Sometimes only a select few know what really goes on behind the scenes. Sakura and Shikamaru are both aware of this and they prefer to keep some secrets to themselves. Shikasaku.

One-shot. Post-Reichenbach. "For the sake of law and order, I suggest you refrain from any attempts at a future relationship, Molly." Let's dissect what he meant by that, shall we? Just a fluffy jealousy piece. Rated for medical terminology light lang.

Picks up after the Christmas party in ASiB, Molly is attacked leaving her spending the night with John and Sherlock at 221B. Weeks later the events of The Fall take place, Molly and Sherlock grow closer as he struggles with faking his death. NOW COMPLETE.

Post Reichenbach and spoilers. Unrequited love is painful. And Sherlock is still just a brilliant idiot. Or is he? Is there any hope for a superior mind and an ordinary one to meet in-between? This story was a finalist in the 2012 Sherlock and Molly Fic Award (SAMFAs) in the "Best Angst Rated M" category.

AU Itachi finds out exactly what Naruto means when he talks about bonds and that "precious someone" he must protect. Theme #05 of the 50 shinobi theme challenge. ItaSaku.

Christmas is a time for love... for everyone else. Non-massacre.

Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku

Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!

Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.

Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?

Sakura couldn't remember most of the night, but she had two distinct souvenirs: rug burns and bite marks. She woke up with a smile on her face, and was eager to repeat the feeling. Good thing Kiba was willing and ready to help.

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."

Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.

People think they're the quietest people on Earth. They're not. They chatter, scream, and laugh just like everyone else. They just go unheard. Luckily, they have an acute sense of hearing, and through silent conversations, they'll fall in love. — TezukaOC

Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes, a kiss, a kids menu, two bad guys, slight chasing and a hasty goodbye. Will Molly Hooper ever get a decent romance. Well, at least she's got Toby, that lovey, sweet, green eyed...cat.

She just can't stop fantasizing about him. What happens when he finds out? "I'm going to have you tonight, whether you like it or not. You might as well go along with it. It'll be more enjoyable for both of us." Rated M for smut/language. ONESHOT

Molly and Sherlock get stuck in the morgue during a lockdown. During the hours that they wait, Sherlock discovers that Molly is far more clever then he has ever realized. From sherlockbbc fic

We all know about Tsunade's rocky love life. When her two workaholic assistants suddenly cross paths with two notorious playboys, the situation simply gets rockier. Oneshot. GenmaShizune ; KibaSaku

"And to think I lost my virginity to Sasuke." She laughed and Itachi paused. "You what?" Lemon Warning!

Sakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

Sakura,Itachi,& Neji are the first,second,and third in command of ANBU and also Teammates. Sakura is given a mission and one week to either marry someone in Konoha or marry the Kazekage Gaara and move to Suna. The question is who to chose. Non-massacre.

Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.

ItaSaku drabble collection, short little oneshots between Itachi and Sakura; the great and powerful Uchiha Itachi is suffering from a bruise? There can only be one reason behind this...

This urge to get close, to touch, to feel, to speak, to see - it was overwhelming him. To have her wide, vulnerable eyes piercing the darkness; to see her gaze move slowly, unwillingly down to his lips... Too much. It was too much.

After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.

oooh. Oishi, our PERFECT gentleman after all. :

Why was Itachi Uchiha - a passive, arrogant, legendary ex-ANBU - stuck in her mind like an incurable infection?

Itachi has been waiting since his twelfth birthday for a specific gift from a specific person...but if the memories of that time are buried, will he be able to get what he wants in the end?

Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!

The smallest change can affect the world in ways that no one could imagine. Ryuuzaki Sakuno as you've never seen her before. SakunoXMany. Because yes she's just that lucky. Ch. 6 Yukimura and the Mysterious Past

Since he left, Sasuke has been writing Sakura unsent letters. When he's captured, they make their way to her. As a perplexed Sakura reads through them, her heart slowly opens back up to him. SasuSaku, oneshot.

The Sand Sibs have discovered that Gaara has hormones after all - and decide to leave him a little pink-haired gift in celebration. GaaSaku. Oneshot.

Uchiha Itachi generally minds his own business. But when Haruno Sakura gets mad at his brother, he observes mildly... Non-Massacre AU ItaSaku Prequel to The Secret Kunoichi Class

Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

ONE-SHOT. Fuji has been dreaming having sex with his girlfriend. Lemon FUJISAKU

Epilogue to "The Hate Of His Life." 2010 has come, and Draco Malfoy finds that sometimes unexpected miracles happen at the turn of a decade. Will he and Hermione Granger get their chance after all? One-shot. Romance/Hot Shagging-DM x HG. COMPLETE!

Draco Malfoy looks at his relationship with Hermione Granger over the last 7 years as his side and hers collide in battle. Maybe Dumbledore was right about love being at the heart of every decision. Canon, 7th Yr. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE!

Saku/Sasu Lemon, Yes I back with Sasuke and Sakura! Hooray! Sasuke catches Sakura in one of her most private moments. Rated M for Lemons! Review if you think it's next chapter worthy! Please and Thank You. Chapter 4 Added.

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

Pakkun finally gets tired of Kakashi doing nothing about his attraction to Sakura, and takes matters into his own hands...er...paws. With the rest of Kakashi's summons pack to help! KakaSaku Complete

As a little girl, Sakura's mother had told her that her soulmate would have the same heartbeat as her own. After her mother died, Sakura is looking for her true love, but can she find the right guy? MultiSaku

Lighthearted AU Non-Massacre ItaSaku Oneshot ficlet. Two fingers tapped her forehead – not hard, but with enough force to set her back a pace – as their owner’s lips curved into a gentle smile.

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

In which Sakura has a craving, Neji is pretty much uptight, and the rest of the Hyuuga Clan is holding back their laughter at their resident tensai. AU NejiSaku crackish smut.

Naruto said he was leaving and she just couldn't let that happen without telling her feelings...but it seems Naruto may have twisted the truth just a tiny bit...or maybe a lot. NejixSaku rated M just to be safe.

ItaSaku. In which Sakura discovers the true meaning of theoretical strategy. In which Shisui is a mean but brilliant schemer. In which Shikamaru really doesn’t want to know.

Following the same themes as the other collections, it’s now up to Gaara to figure out how to handle an arranged marriage with a pink-haired medic that somehow, he doesn’t mind to have around, bad temper and all. His siblings are all too amused by this.

They were bound to an unspoken secrecy that hurt beyond words — FujiSakuno

Sometimes, she feels like she's invisible and they can't see her. Like she wasn't real. And they finally realize she's there just when they're about to lose her.

Neji/Sakura. Admittedly, he was a man. And, admittedly, he had hormones. But that didn’t necessarily mean that their romance started because he accidentally touched her boob. For Itachi’s Only Love.

Neji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaru

/SasuSaku/ Sakura had always wondered why he always waited for her before leaving, or why he turned down offers of much prettier girls for a night of passion -only to spend it with her.

One shots with the theme of the seven deadly sins. Mostly sakunoxMany I'm trying different genres so please don't flame. It will probably be K but T just in case.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower... A deed, once committed, can never be undone. Like an ink blotch, forever, besmirched...

ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

Itachi/Sakura. There were many things that Sakura couldn’t see, but she couldn’t believe that she was blind enough to miss something as big as this.

Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. She couldn’t count the number of times she’d been told she was stupid. But when Itachi calls her stupid, and so close to Christmas, it’s almost unbearable.

Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.

Collab with Bacatlover! "Sakura," he whispered. She looked above to see his Sharingan glowing in the dark, "I said I'm not letting you go this time."

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

"Why are the heavens torturing me with an angel?" The last thing she wanted was to be caught ogling Fuji Syusuke — FujiSakuno

Non-Massacure AU ItaSaku; This is why he didn't talk to Shisui very often. He only distracted him from the important things in his life. Like Anbu duty. And that included breaking Haruno Sakura.

one-shot/When Sasuke returned back to Konoha, it wasn't how Sakura had dreamt it to be. He wasn't bleeding, half slung over Naruto's shoulders with that cocky smirk on his face. No. He hadn't come back with Naruto at all. He came back with them... and her

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

Yes, that was it. She had finally cracked. The power had finally gone to her head. Because there was no way Tsunade would give her an S-class mission to seduce Uchiha Itachi if she was in her right mind. SakuraXItachi Oneshot Non-massacre

Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy

Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to thunderstorm. Sakura goes to work one day and has to deal with a most unexpected patient.

Sequel to Unexpected Christmas Gift. Rated for language even though there's really only one bad word... NejiSaku

Sakura seeks out Neji to give him a Christmas gift. NejiSaku

ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.

Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]

NejiSaku Revelations are dangerous things, as Sakura was just starting to find out. They could turn turn your peaceful life upside down and inside out, even if it wasn't your revelation in the first place. Damn Neji.

When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.

Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku

After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.

His masculine smell was now mixed with the sweet scent of cupcake batter and he left candy like kisses down the side of her neck making her giggle. Raising a sharp eyebrow he eyed her wearily. "What?" His lips hovered over her tilted pale neck. NejiSakura

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura is dressed up...and coincidentally, Gaara is coming to Konoha later in the day. Sasuke realizes that he is having a hard time dealing with the possibility of Sakura liking someone other than him.

A crossroad of two path, of two destiny which will Rukawa Kaede eventually choose? Genre: Nonyaoi, Pairing: RuHaru

She's afraid to love. He thinks loving is a distraction. What happens when they're on a mission where they have to act like they're engaged? [NejiSaku]

Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?

[Neji x Sakura] The space between Neji's indifference and Sakura's vibrance is bridged. Not to mention, of course, ice cream sweetness on a winter's day and all the gooey feelings in between. [Oneshot]

Sakuno has made Valentine's Day gifts for everyone, but she has a bag for her Most Special Valentine. Unfortunately, it's not for Ryoma.

[Valentine's fic] Jackal feels sorry for Sakuno who is treated coldly by Akaya who hides his feelings for her. How will he and the Rikkai regulars help them get together on Valentine's Day? AkayaXSakuno

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

In the course of a single night Amon discovers that while he thinks the most of her, he may know her the least. AxR one shot.

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

[NejiSakura] The Hokage's annual Christmas Eve party provides an excellent chance for Naruto and Ino to hatch a little test. The test subjects: Neji, Sakura and a little bunch of mistletoe.

A Suikoden IV ficlet (maybe onshot depending on feedback) Troy reflects on a certain Obel Princess and their chance encounter months earlier.

Sometimes we tend to forget that our life is still ahead of us. And that we never knew what life may bring. That sometimes, just when we thought it was over, in reality, it was just the beginning... [One-shot]

SasuSaku, oneshot, Now that they are all older and on their own, Sasuke finds that his willful hermitlike behavior has only driven Sakura away from him. . . and into the arms of someone else! Not if he can help it. . .

Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content

[NejiSaku oneshot] Neji doesn't like to lose, but he's finding that in the presence of his pretty, but stubborn fiance, he just keeps losing over and over.

(complete) TezuxSaku. Mistakes fixed.bolditalics. added. reformated too.