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Name: Kyra

Age: 13

Country: Ireland

Gender: female

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Warriors Have Taught us These Things

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. (Very, very violently. Like I do!)

Cats can have accents. (Cough Purdy Cough)

If your girlfriend dies, the initial response is to sleep with her sister (Berrynose...)

Old people are funny. (Right, Goosefeather?)

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way. (Like when you solve a complex math problem and get it right, but you're also scratching your butt. You're always wrong in some way)

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. (Totally.)

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months. (But-, but-, I don't have a half-brother! =( )

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil (*cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.)

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included. (Infinite ways)

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute/handsome; Evil is smexy. (Haha, I still have no clue why girls fangirl over Scourge or Ashfur. Or even Tigerstar.)

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone. (Yes. Yes they have)

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains. (MMAASSIIVVEE bloodstains)

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. (But-!)

Its possible to complain about anything. (Haha, did that for a whole day. I complained about eating icecream because it was 'too cold'. Haha)

All barn cats are weird. (Very weird)

Happy endings are completely unrealistic. (Completly. Like the time I- (TEN HOURS LATER))

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy. (Jayfeather...)

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. (I agree. I got a better grade working alone on a major project than my friend who worked with four others on the SAME THING)

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else. (Mainly because everyone wants to kill you)

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable. (That's why I'm a major MAJOR antagonist! Not just a major antagonist)

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best. (Exactly)

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. (*looks at Firestar* Yourself included)

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. (Haha, luckily the guy who asked me out who I flat out RE-JECTED hasn't done that yet)

People named after plants tend to be red herrings.

People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. (Trust me, ours is COMPLETLY messed up)

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. (They are!)

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. (Uh-oh)

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers. (Or Texas. Mainly Texas)

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic. (DRAMATIC!!)

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon. (I know it's true. A lot of people are mad at me, even if there aren't any clouds over the moon)

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. (Totally right at my school)

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good. (I prefer both)

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die. (Yep)

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing! (But-!)

Lying is the most evil thing ever. (not for meee!)

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end. (Haha)

And, if you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you. (Well, that one;s not true. ONWARD, SAUSAGE PICKLE ICECREAM MONSTER! DESTROY FOODSTOWNIA!!)

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!! (you don't have to agree with all of them)

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2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
39. When you get to your floor, push all the buttons and get off.
40. Take out your phone and copy and paste this into your profile

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!

Boys Aren't Jerks

girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not! Please its to scary!

Boy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy:I love you babe.

In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same.

Predetermined Bucket List

1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

3) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

4) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

5) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.

6) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

7) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

9) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

10) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

11) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

12) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

13) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

14) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

15) Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!

16) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.

17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!".

18) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.

19) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!"

20) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.

21) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".

22) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.

23) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)

On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)

Random Stuff

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.

Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia - Fear of long words.

Do not doubt my sanity... I have none.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms!

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream; which is kinda the same thing.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

You can't spell "diet" without "die"!

Pluto 1930-2007 R.I.P. Revolve In Peace.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . tomorrow.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it

Video games ruined my life- good thing I have two extra!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'M NOT SCREAMING! THE STUPID CAPS LOCK IS ON!

I'm not insane, I'm mentally creative!

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make it's own lemonade!

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

There's the rich teams, there's the poor teams, there's 50ft of crap, and then there's us

Oh...you want to fight? BRING IT! I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON!!!

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems!

I didn't slap you, I high-fived you in the face.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at hobos and scream "TASTE THE DARNED RAINBOW!"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick!

60 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED

1. Pretend you have superpowers

2. Don't think about penguins

3. Act like a robot

4. Try to look at your brain

5. Scream 'Trees Rule' at random strangers

6. Eat food

7. Have a party!

8. Go to a chinese resteraunt and tell your waiter to speak chinese. Laugh when they can't

9. Make up a really stupid song and run around your neibourhood singing it

10. Write fanfiction

11. Read fanfiction

12. Do anything else fanfiction related

13. Dress up as a zombie and say there's a zombie apocalapse

14. REVIEW MY STORIES!!! (Wink wink)

15. Get a stick and run around pretending you're harry potter

16. Throw a potato at someone

17. Read warriors

18. Look up a pic of a fat giraffe on google images

19. Stuff melons down your pants and start dancing

20. Make a sandwich

21. Call yourself on your mobile

22. Yell at people

23. One word: HAMSTERS!

24. Think of random stuff like this

25. Sign up for neonclan

26. RP

27. Spam someones PM box

28. Go to KFC

29. Listen to Superheroes by the Script (I bet you're wondering what my favourite song is...)

30. Invent a new flavour of ice-cream

31. APPLES!

32. Fly to Mars

33. Eat a watermelon whole

34. Try to lick your elbow

35. Pretend you're a warrior and stalk a mouse *cough* younger sibling *cough*

36. Play minecraft

37. BE A VILLAGER!!!!

38. Throw a bouncy ball at someone screaming "PIKACHU, I CHOSE YOU!"

39. Give Breezetail Of Nightclan credit for writing this

40. Get kicked out of walmart

41. Scream; "I AM BATMAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA"

42. Sleep

43. Make yourself a theme song and sing it every time you go into a room

44. Hmmmmmmm...

45. Google translate a random word

46. Watch Annoying Orange

47. Be a dog. Bark every ten seconds

48. Meditate

49. Throw a tantrum if you're still bored

50. Lick a lollypop

51. Go to Paris

52. Go to school

53. Ask 'why?' whenever someone makes a statement

54. Stare at your best friend for five minutes

55. Step off a curb and pretend it's a cliff

56. Make prank phone calls

57. Laugh randomly and see if anyone joins in

58. Repeat a word over and over untill it becomes meaningless

59. Write a letter to the easter bunny! At christmas!

60. Copy and paste this onto your profile

BYE!!!