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Age:What do you think

Gender: Look at the picture...now you know...wait I'm not male

Address: Earth

Birthday: Everyday! Woot!

Favorites: Penguins, Otters and Lemurs with big cute eyes

Dislikes: You..joke, being grounded, spoiled classmates and being bored

(Copied) Annoying things to do in a...

Super Market

1. Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!"

2. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department.

3. Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code

3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

5. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc.

See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

6. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow

aisles.

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

8. Ask if you can buy a shopping cart.

9. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

10. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman.

Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

School

1. Place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big 'ol lines across

the blackboard.

2. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an

elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your

typos.

3. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".

4. Hand your paper in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different

countries on it. Say that you wanted several different perspectives on your work.

5. If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper

because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just

illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write

about whether or not the paper actually exists.

6. Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that

was all the paper you had.

7. Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your primary

sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.

8. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the

middle and see if the professor notices.

9. When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of

paper you typed it on and hand it in.

10. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja

Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used

nunchakus or katanas.

Elevator

1. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2. Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3. Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

4. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

5. Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.

6. Do Tai Chi exercises.

8. Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

9. Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements

10. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the

elevator.

11. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something

ticking.

12. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

13. Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they

have an appointment.

14. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

15. Open a lemonade stand.

16. Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.

17. Preach about the end of the world.

18. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this

was glued on the door when I came in.”

20. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

23. Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two

minutes.

21. Wear a Santa suit...in June.

22. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic,

they’ll open again.”

23. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

24. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

25. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

26. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

27. Meow occasionally.

28. Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

29. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

30. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

31. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

32. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

33. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

34. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

35. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

36. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

37. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

38. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

41. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

42. Swat at flies that don't exist.

Office

1. Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland.

Charge everyone 15 each.

2. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

3. Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation. Encourage your

colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with

that.

5. Hang mistletoe over your desk.

6. Hide a rubber cockroach in inventive places.

7. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

8. Put a picture of your mother on your business card.

9. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their

caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

10. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all

day.

11. Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For

example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

12. Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.

13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

14. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it “IN.”

15. Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.

Funeral

1. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

2. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

3. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

4. Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.

5. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS!

MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

6. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.

7. At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

8. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

9. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.

10. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

Ways to annoy Santa Claus

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you

think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to

remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

5. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives,

show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the

scene of the crime."

6. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

7. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

8. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go

outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

9. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear

and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

10. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

11. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out

on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten

to sue.

12. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This

neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

13. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it,

and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

14. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says,

"For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a

few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("

15. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney.

Chocolate~

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted: "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she'll be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this onto your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

A girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you'll find this to be true If you don't repost this saying They F* Her Up Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill YOU

THIS IS SO SCARY!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

My O.Cs

1. Taylor - [Coming Soon] Rico's childhood friend back in Antarctica. A happy,energetic and outgoing penguin, but whenever you get her mad or for some reason she's mad things get ugly. She sings. Alot. She really likes Rico. Been transferred for almost all around the world. Thinks of Skipper and Marlene as a couple.

2. Marybelle - [Coming Soon] A fun-loving kind of otter she has a Russian accent, aquamarine eyes and loves to annoy Kowalski. She cares for Raina and Raine and tends to stop their cat fights.

3. Raina and Raine- [Coming Soon] Fraternal Twins. Tan brown and white fur, gray blue eyes and long whiskers. They both hate each other ever since birth very and have been competitive at who has the most things. When they've moved they try to steal Mort from each other.

More to come later

My Stories

1. Rule Free Truth or Dare - [In - Progress] My very own Truth or Dare.

2. More than Friendship - [Coming Soon] Rico childhood best friend transferred with two other animals different. Rico begins to like her but does she like him back? Could it be he want something more than friendship? Rico x O.C and a little bit Skipper x Marlene. Review.

3. Chosen Ones - [Coming Soon] Penguins in Antarctica goes hungry. Are all the fish gone? Their elders say that there are four penguins who can save them. Two penguins swim and end up at Central Park Zoo and meet Skipper and the others. Are they really the chosen ones?

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