AU: Goku never understood his Masters obsession with girls, not even when he was older. But now that he's met the mysterious Chichi, he finds that he'll do anything just to see the awkward girl smile. But is he prepared to handle the dark secrets that come with that smile? GxCC

Once upon a time, a queen wished for a child who was as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as ebony. Be careful what you wish for. AU. AxI. Complete.

A drabble from the monster's perspective from each episode. Slumber Party.

Alucard, Integra, Walter, Seras, Pip, Anderson, and...Maxwell... Hellsing recieves a little gift from the Iscariots...one that plants eyes and ears within the walls of the organization.

[Chapter 8 is finally up!] There are many different multiverses, many possibilities. Things don't always happen the same way. This time around, a new girl finds her way into Seiji's life. Seiji x Takako

Integra and Enrico are stranded together and are forced to cooperate. Will feelings flourish or will hatred get in the way? My first pairing fanfic. (As of this moment this version of the story is discontinued. I am in the process of rewriting it for a re-issue.)

A young Christine needs protecting and Erik knows how it feels to be left alone with no one to care. Rated T at present.

Alexander Anderson has a sister...and she's nuts. Any attempt to control her is pointless, and she's Alucard's cup of crazy. What does it mean to be free, and what is the cost of true freedom?

Gohan's life tumbles upside down when a wish is made. Can he adjust to high school when he has to deal with his 'feminine' side?

Pip, Walter, Alucard, and Integra noticed Seras has been acting weird and want to know why. After snooping in her bedroom, Alucard finds Sera's diary and everyone decides to read it together. But will they like what they read? Takes place in manga/ova.

When field trips gets canceled, emotions tend to run high.

Evey, V, and snippets of the time they spent together.

Alucard goes missing after crossing into Scotland. Anderson's struggle with loneliness leads him to give into caring for a wild vampiric child, and perhaps he won't have to be alone this Christmas. Unusual AAxA

It was your usual magical day at Disney World. Birds were chirping, children were laughing, and the Hulk was smashing. Wait...what? Oh right these were the four days that the Avengers and Loki decided to take a trip to Disney World. Madness ensues.

For punishment Loki is banished to live as a human until he learns a valuable lesson. Now the Avengers need his help. First he has to quit his job at Starbucks. FrostIron. and some side pairings. Capsicoul, Clintasha, Bruce/OC

Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.

In light of recent events, this story is being re-written as "To Hold Eternity". But I am determined to keep this here just to remind myself of... many things. Thank you.

Thanks to a prank gone wrong, Loki gets kicked out of a class and must sign up for a new one in order to earn enough credits to graduate. The problem? He may or may not have implied wanting sexual relations with his teacher. Fortunately, it seems as if his feelings might not be so unrequited after all. AU, Thor/Loki with Tony/Steve on the side

Tony/Loki FrosIron. Loki didn't realize he had been starved nearly to death of simple touch, until Mr. Stark shows him. Loki is super deprived of affection and doesn't know it until he feels it. slash. Movie!Verse

After the sword fight in the graveyard, Erik and Raoul reasses each other as foes. NOT A SLASH. alw movie in setting.

Poison is meant to kill, right? That's exactly what Erik thought as he consumed it.

What if during her two week stay in Erik's home, Christine had happened upon Erik's diary? Would things have turned out differently if she knew exactly how much her actions affected him?

It had started so simply: "If you're gonna be apart of this family, you're gonna have to start acting like a Winchester." Now he wasn't so sure... Dean teaches Castiel a few lessons in the fine art of being a Winchester. No slash, unless you squint.

"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.

MOVIE-VERSE. Clint makes Steve try speed dating. Chaos of the socially-inept variety ensues! Set post-Avengers movie. Rated T for mild concepts. Feedback is very much appreciate. Thanks for reading!

A companion piece to "Speed of Life"- this time it's Hawkeye's adventures in speed dating! Helps to have read at least ch 1 of "Speed of Life". Rated T for some adult concepts. Author's notes at the end of some chapters. Feedback always appreciated!

"Are you sure this is safe?" - They say yes, but of course nothing is safe when our favorite science bros get together. Bruce and Tony centric, science-buddy-friendship-love but no slash. Ch. 2 up!

Clint Barton is newly transferred to Marvel University where he now shares a dorm with four of the strangest roommates he has ever had. What sort of crazy things will they get up to? Enter the Avenger's Mansion and find out! AU

Thor convinces his brother to do the unspeakable: Go to Midgard to shop for underwear. One-Shot, Rated T for car thievery, a random civilian death, and Loki's bare skin.

She doesn't feel like the most important object in the world. She's just the home of her three boys whom she promised to look out for and protect. She's a '67 Chevy Impala and she has her own story to tell. Image from GaterGirl79

Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.

Crack. Loki discovers Minecraft. Who has time for revenge?

"Is this topic making you uncomfortable? Is it too much for your pure mind to handle? We should just change your name to Captain Chastity." Tony suggested nonchalantly as the rest of the Avengers roared with laughter around the conference room table.

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

In the movie, Steve challenges Tony to a fight, but they never got to actually fight. This is gonna change all that. See who wins! R&R!

Amaimon really shouldn't have hit his Aniue in the face... what happens to him after Mephisto's familiar swallowed him just couldn't be good...

"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."

A bored Light studies a sleeping L. "It would be hard to explain why he's all but molesting the dark haired detective. And Light doesn't think that L would be too pleased with the explanation, "I was bored." Fluffy-ish. Light/L. One-shot.

Movie, EV. It's been one year since the 5th of November and the Sutler Regime still stands. The people wonder if something extravagant will occur on that ill-fated day. Evey is determined to redeem her lost love, yet little did she expect V's return.

"His heart is breaking; and it's a deep, agonizing, excruciatingly insufferable pain. It's the type of pain that makes him want to scream, and scares him that he's not." Contains blood, language and a surprisingly happy ending. Matt/Mello. Three-shot.

During the long days and nights in which Evey spent her time, she and V grew closer through each experience they shared. Fluffy Oneshot :

Kris's student president.Rodrick's a delinquent.When Kris's math grade starts to slip,she's assigned to Rodrick,who has the best math grades in class.Join these 2 as they struggle to keep this a secret,and face wacky adventures along the way. Rodrick x OC

Evey is new to the Shadow Gallery, and V is new to Evey in the Shadow Gallery. Here are the results of their unlikely coexistence. Discontinued but up for adoption!

Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."

A series of shorts about Bobby Singer's relationship with Sam and Dean over the years. Inspired by "Death's Door." Lots of angsty schmoop and young Winchesters. NOW: Sam struggles with grief over Jess; Bobby struggles with his faith. Season 1 spoilers.

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

Not your average Birthday fic! When Nicky demands that Rod dress more informally for his party, he has no idea of the horrors he is about to unleash... well, The Bad Idea Bears thought it would work!

A little oneshot unrelated to my main fic, Very Early Even. Just a bit of holiday fluff for V/Evey fans!

She is your average studious bookworm; a loser while he is your sophisticated high class little heart breaker; a player. How will they connect? How will her all-time best friend, her childhood friend react? Kid x Maka, one sided Soul x Maka

Alucard is back and this time he is against more than just Twilight...No this time he is against life itself! From social welfare to first jobs, crying children, public transport, false vampires and everything in-between Alucard will conquer them all!

Being an angel's vessel is like being chained to a comet. So what happens to that vessel after the big Y-E-S? Please read and review!

ONE-SHOT:The first day of Spring arrives and Chichi wishes to go buy some seeds with her husband...only to find that he's run off somewhere. This of course, makes her very angry and she goes off in search of him.

Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.

Alucard and Integra are stranded on an island together, and Integra is Alucard's only source of sustenance.

My name is Seras Victoria, and I'm a Jedi. Since I was first brought to the academy, at the age of eight, I have been taught that Sith are evil and must be destroyed. So now I'm forced to wonder, if they are so evil, why did this one save me?

V reflects on Evey's torture and it's consequences for him. One-shot maybe .

A collection of drabbles varying in lengths, focused on Hellsing. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

Just felt like saying this. I know it isn't a story but... -shrugs- if you don't wanna read it you could just skip it.

Just what does Alucard do in his free time? Rated because of my dirty mouth

On orders from the Queen herself, Integra finds herself in a situation she would rather have avoided. Will her loyal servant prove to be a help or a hindrance? Loosely connected two-shot orig. written at Halloween

My take on what V was thinking the night he and Evey met. Oneshot for now. Hints of V/Evey. Movieverse. Please R&R

V adored those flowers and Evey would do the same... Post-film.

Most of her peers believe Sir Integra is suffering from an extreme identity crisis. But really, that's not even the half of it. If only they knew...

Because honestly, they're getting annoying. Warning: Major stereotyping involved.

Maka despises Blair, but when the Cat Witch asks her to spend a day on the town with her Maka learns never to judge a book by it's cover. Contains Strong Language.

While watching a sleeping Enrico Maxwell, Anderson contemplates the state of the newest member of his flock.

Following the unmasking scene, Christine finds herself unable to simply leave the Phantom after his passionate and heart-breaking revelations. A closer look at a compassionate Christine and a Phantom yearning for a second chance. EC.

1Skadu3 brings you your very own handbook on how to annoy the members of the Akatsuki! Each lesson provides a brief description on how to accomplish the task and possible consequences. Attempt at your own risk.

Sequel to The More Original Sequel sequel to So Cliche . PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ITS PREQUELS! Hiei is in despair over losing Sadie. What will happen when the Guardian supposedly responsible for it finally reveals herself?

Gru doesn't normally have any kind of Christmas spirit, but now that he has Margo, Edith and Agnes, that's about to change.

At Ferdinant Lukes, there is a gap in the wall that houses a statue of the Virgin Mary, with space on either side. Here, a lonely boy escapes to read his Bible and find sanctuary. However, there's always been room for two...

"Hinata-sama, for my sake and yours, I hope you're lying." Unfortunately, the growing blush on her cheeks told otherwise.

Arthur is forced to go undercover in a fast food restaurant. A story about polyestery uniforms, hair nets, and the team making Arthur's life hell.

Tifa is angry at Cloud. And this time, he has no idea why. Set two weeks after end of ACC. R&R?

Alucard and Seras Victoria are reduced to forms they should never have been able to return to. Anderson enters the story as both of the vampires are at his relative mercy...

Dean gets Sam back for the rats in the worst possible way.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?

The thing about being an S-rank criminal is that you hardly ever get to meet girls. Deidara speaks of his woes to a sympathetic Kisame, an unsympathetic Hidan and an Uchiha who just couldn't care less.

Sam gets Dean back.

Dean gets Sam back for the snakes incident.

A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!

Sam gets Dean back the best way he knows how; Use Dean's fear against him.

AU. Yusuke goes to Koenma to ask him who his father is. I'm warning you right now: it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I know he couldn't possibly be Yusuke's father, but I couldn't resist writing it. Lots of OOCness inside. You were warned...

When Yusuke and Kuwabara’s idea of a joke goes just a tiny bit too far, Kurama and Hiei find themselves swept up in a whirlwind of preparations for their wedding. Will the two demons end up finding love, or will their sudden union close with a divorce?

OC. Young Walter. Where Alucard discovers the disadvantages of wearing a skirt, Walter pines for true love, and Sir Hellsing is absolutely smashed. Parody of Romance... of sorts.

Aftermath of the latest prank.

The saga continues...

Sam gets Dean to eat some 'special brownies'.

Integra decides to go on a vacation after stumbling upon her old diary by accident, and besides who wouldn't after all that stress from the knights, running the Hellsing organization and Alucard. Crappy summary I know. R&R

The aftermath of Sam eating a burrito. Sam/Dean/Castiel

Sam gets Dean back in the worse way. He eats a burrito. One Shot.

Dean gets turned into a 4 year old thanks to the Trickster.

Dean and Sam puts Castiel in the fun.

Sam gets Dean back.

Dean gets Sam back.

It's Sam's turn to get Dean back.

Dean try's to get Sam back.

Sam finally gets Dean back for the Nair incident.

Valentine's Day never goes over well in the Akatsuki. HidaDei mischief; Warning: lime in the omake.

Coming home from a mission, Seras finds that someone has left her a rose and a mysterious letter. Who could her secret admirer be? Anime-verse. One-Shot.

It's college time for Seiji, and it's been hard leaving his girlfriend Midori. In the middle of the night, his roommate arrives. It's none other than an old friend Kota. The problem is, Kota is still in love with Seiji. KxS, SxM, KxOC shonenai

Orphan at fifteen, with no friends or family, pregnant at sixteen, drunk, pierced, tattooed, smoking, doing drugs, breaking the law and killing people by seventeen. All HUMAN. R&R.

How does the Merc With a Mouth spend Christmas? Well there's some forth wall breaking, a few jokes, lots of killing... and just a little romance. Written as an answer to a request by Lion in the Land, but I hope the rest of you enjoy it too. One-shot

Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.

He blamed the alcohol. Stupid, mind-destroying alcohol and the effect it had on sweet, hot-tempered, little pink-haired girls. HidaSaku. One-shot.

The time has come for Alucard to choose his new mate, only his choice isn't exactly consenting. How will Alucard woo his newly chosen beloved? AxAA yaoi. M to come in later chapters..

The shy Hyuuga heiress found herself in a troubling dilemma: attempting to write something to her dream man AND his best friend. But the weird part was, she was having greater difficulty writing to Sasuke than Naruto. The story before "Adventures in Panty Raiding".

Even if I leave... we'll still find each other. I'm drawn to you like a magnet. -AmaruxNaruto-

One day, Sasuke wondered why he was the only guy to be chased by fangirls so he took some time off to analyze the dating potential of the male members from the Rookie Nine and Team Gai.

-"Yes and no…I mean I didn't start the party, un…You know better yet, where's my lawyer?" "You don't get one, Deidara…"-AU

Kakuzu comes home from work late one night only to find his young son waiting eagerly for him, having a few questions to ask him. -In which Kakuzu learns family is more important than money-

I find it rather disturbing that you think I’m a female dog." It was a good thing that Sai’s idiocy was so lovable. SaiSaku.

Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.

Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!

Conversations with Sai were always difficult. Slight SaiSaku. Rated for language and Sai.

Anderson goes after a different master of the night. He can't spend all of his time fighting Alucard, now, can he? One-shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks.

One-Shot I thought that the sacrifices of the human Hellsing foot soldiers deserved a little attention. So I wrote this. Please review and let me know what you think. Thanks.

Sarah has a letter for all of us. Short one-shot.

One-shot: Yukina finds out that Hiei is her brother in an unlikely way. Now that she knows she plans to get him back by making him chop onions?

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.

Jack finds himself in a world where he's love and adored by millions. The problem? He's seven inches tall!

[SaiSaku 'friendship', if you can call it that] [How to Make Friends with Others] Sai was learning.

Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

I got this idea from a delightful little comic. The URL for the comic is now in my personal profile.

"The Lord died on the Cross to free them from the weight of their sins. But she was not like Him, she could not pretend to forgive and forget all offences. Especially his." Integral x Enrico. One Shot. Manga ficlet.

Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content