Erm... I'm Ambrosea... Ros, I'm 17 and live in Oregon... which is as far as my location goes. Uhm... I like to write and read... which is why I'm on the computer alot. I can type 52 words per minute so if I start a fic, then expect them to be popping out really fast.

Like-em's:

1: Inu/Kag Fics... cuz Kikyo just needs to f*cking die and stay dead!
2: Ramen... YAY! (I've been living off of it for a long-ass time!)
3: Mir/San Fics... just cuz they look so cute together!
4: Interview with a Vampire... movie and book cuz Anne Rice is awesome and I love Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise... who doesn't???
5: AFI... DAVEY IS SOOO HOT!
6: Good Charlotte... need I say more?
7: InuYasha... period... movie, show, books, merch... you name it, I love it.
8: Adam A*r... because he's the most awesome guy in the whole universe... plus he's super sexy and you probably wouldn't know him... HE'S MINE DAMNIT!
9: New Found Glory
10: Nirvana... gotta love the grunge age!
11: Gay people (not homosexuals... but assholes!) ... just cuz I know alot of them! YAY GAY!
12: Knives... only cuz my uncle has taught me how to throw them a great distance, he says I'm a natural.
13: Underworld... Scott Speedman!!!
14: Vampires (oh btw, this is not the order I like these things... because Ramen would be #1 and Vampires would be #2.)
15: Europe... men aren't afraid to be free!!!
16: Fattie... cuz... he's... Fattie! LOVE TO THE FAT-MAN! I L U, FATTIE!
17: Jake A*n... man is he a hottie! Plus him, Adam, Fattie, Kylar, Tyler, 'Keez, Jorge, Kevin, Yosef, Jesse and Jake S are the only things keeping me alive... boys! I love them!
18: BOYS! I may be a little angst-filled-bitch, but I love them nonetheless.
19: Dramatic pauses... they're DRA-MA-TIC!
20: James Marsters
21: Greenday
22: Jack... my brother who's around the U.S. somewhere!!!
23: Bam Margera
24: Don Vito

Hat-em's:
(This is in order of most hated to least liked)

1: Preps
2: Teenyboppers
3: Slow Computers
4: Kim Possible
5: Lilo and Stitch
6: The whole f*cking Disney Channel
7: Preps
8: 'Gangsters' WHAT THE HELL?! Fat, white people that sound mexican arent supposed to wear PINK to the F*CKING VMAs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAT JOE!!! DEATH TO ALL GANGSTER-FOLKS!
9: Granny Pink
10: Jews
11: Brandon White... yes, that's the only last name I'll let myself say due to the maniacs out there that I know will end up killing Brandon White... that's B-R-A-N-D-O-N, W-H-I-T-E!
12: Those stupid people that are overly happy... dude, it's call a f*cking tranq gun! HAHA! DEATH TO ALL HAPPY PEOPLE!
13: Burger King... just because
14: Preps
15: Tony Hawk... well, actually that'd have to be number one... but I'm not going to change anything! DIE, HAWK!
16: Rake Vaughn!!! OMG! WTF is up with that f*cking hair, dude?
17: Preps... that makes it ALOT! I guess it would kill them if they went a day without their fake prada bags and pink and saying 'like' in every sentence at least four times. DIE PINK WEARERS!
18: Dubbed movies... AHH!
19: Orlando Bloom!
20: Avril Lavine... (checks with little brother) Oh, I spelled it wrong... SERVES YOU RIGHT, BITCH!
21: German language... lots of hacking isn't too good for the saliva glands!
22: High Blood Pressure... it's crazy, but also funny to watch!
23: Preps
24: Tommy Lee
25: Britany Spears
26: Pop music in general... who can do all those moves and still have perfect hair??? It's humanly impossible!
27: Jamaica... don't ask... it's a f*cker to answer about...
28: Partially bald people *cough*dad*cough* ... completely bald people are cute... partially bald people ARE NOT!
29: Mexican Preps
30: White Preps
31: Black Preps
32: Preppy teenyboppers
33: Louis Vuitton... did I spell that right?!
34: People that pick on 'nerds' BECAUSE I HANG OUT WITH 'NERDS'!!! They're actual people and when you get to know them, they can hack onto a computer that you wish with the snap of your fingers... sorry Dylan... had to use you!
35: Dark-rooted blonde people
36: Spongebob! AHHH! F*CKER! BACK THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME!
37: Egotistical people
37: Chauvanists
38: Feminists
39: Big hair... but not Slash from Gn'R
40: Mexican 'Gangsters'... good, I think I've planted a seed in your brains
41: The Wolf's Rain episode spacing! DAMN YOU [adult swim]! Marathons would be great!
42: Pokemon
43: Digimon
44: Lupin the Third
45: Country Music
46: Hicks
47: Preps... sorry if this seems repeated... but I need to establish that I HATE THEM!
48: Cheap-o tasting cigarettes
49: Mickey Mouse
50: Dear god I'm at fifty already? The number 21... oh god, do I hate the number 21!
51: Overly-horny people... just because they're horny isn't the reason... it's the fact that they're thinking with their pants and not with their heads because the pick-up lines suck... OH GOD do the pick-up lines suck!
52: Pick-up lines
53: Guys that get off on lesbians... they like women, dudes! They don't make out with them for your gawking pleasure!
54: People that think that because they're bigger than you they can push you around and act like they're stronger than everyone else... just to remind those stupid bastards...I use my fists only a quarter of the time I fight... and that's a ALOT of fighting and I use my legs the rest of the time... I can thigh-press 412 lbs.
55: Dr. Etzle... bitch, you f*cked up my finger when you were putting it in a cast! it's now permanently curved to the right... you're lucky I had morphine for the emmense pain I went through with you re-breaking my finger to fix it's posture! DIE! (blows her up) Doctor went boom... morphine please.

Favorite Quotes:

Stewie (Family Guy): What the hell do you think you're doing? Those are MY graham crackers!
Peter: Go play, Stewie, Daddy had a rough night.
Stewie: Why you tottering fensuck dooberry! I'm going to find something to strike you with!

Spike (Buffy): Look at Mary Poppins over here, makin' it up with that Nancy-boy accent. You englishmen are alwa- Bloody Hell, sodding, blimey, knickers, shag, bollux... I'm english.
Giles: Welcome to the Nancy Tribe

Billy (Good Charlotte): One day, we're going to walk down a rainbow all happy.

A Conversation Between Me and My Friends:

We're all at Tyler's house... in the basement which is actually a big lounge room*

Tyler (making fun of a german guy): *screams something in german* Oh my god, I think I know why Ros (me) hates the german dialect... they hack and spit and swallow their tounges everytime they try to talk! *coughs and falls onto his back, faking death*

Jake A: Oops... DAMN GERMAN LANGUAGE! YOU KILLED TYLER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fattie: *pokes Tyler* Hey, you guys, it's fun to poke dead people! SOMEONE GET ME A STICK! *Adam hands him a plastic fork* ... *Fattie looks at the fork then back at Adam* I said a stick.. I wanna poke him, not eat him!

'Keez: Wouln't do much go to try to eat him anyways... he's only fat and skin!

Tyler: *opens one eye* I heard that!

Yosef: OMIGOD! ZOMBIE! F*CKER! STAY AWAY! *lightly kicks Tyler* AHHH! *screams like a girl*

Everyone (Xcept Yosef): SHUT THE F*CK UP, YO!

Fattie: That was weird... AWWW! GROUP MOMENT!

Me: DOG PILE ON ZOMBIE-TYLER TO KEEP HIM DOWN!

Kylar: Oh, god! I'm not going to go before Fattie and Kevin! Last time my nuts became the latest texture of paper!

Adam: It's a good thing that they bounce right back then! *Kylar punches him*

Me: Xcuse me, uhm... girl in the room!

Jake S: GIRLS?! WHERE?!

Jake A: WOMEN!

Jorge: *perks up at the word 'women'* HUH?! Where?! GIMME GIMME GIMME!

Me: *smacks all 3 of em* You guys are assholes sometimes!

Kevin: Sometimes

Jesse: I resent that, asshole! *tackles Kevin*

Me: Hey Fattie, didn't you tell me you were a dealer a while ago? *Fattie's pants are sagging and you can see his crack*

Fattie: No... *looks innocently at the ceiling* Why? *raises eyebrow*

Me: Cuz your crack's showing!

Okay, so that's all you need to know... other than I'm 5'3"... DAMN SHORTNESS! Got me into alot of fights! And I'm going to be a Junior... Damn my late birthday! (October 30, 1987! Get me some size 8½ platform purple go-go boots!)