Hai Thar You Smexy Stranger

Name: Sugar Mama

Age: If you request my age, I'll tell you.

Location: An alternate United States of America in a different dimension.

Likes: Anime/Manga, Hentai/Porn, Reading GOOD Fan Fiction, Alcohol, Reading, Drawing, Laughing, Pewdiepie, YouTube, My Laptop, Gaming, Sleeping/Napping, Eating, Rain/Thunderstorms, Snow, Swearing, Shiny things, Music, Asia, Europe, Antarctica, Africa, Stalking, PlayStation, Gore, Violence, Finger-painting, Smut, Yaoi, Yuri, Zombies, Slender Man, Chucky The Killer Doll, Being with my cousins & friends, Adult Swim, Cartoons, Taking showers, and Doing things I'm not supposed to do.

Dislikes: Extremely loud noises, Extremely loud people, Period Blood, That time of the month, Math, Spiders, P.E., Big Mosquitoes, Being awoken, School, Sunday, Others getting on my laptop, Annoying songs, Bitchy ass motherfuckers who act like a two-year-old, Getting Itchy, The dark, My room, Goody-two-shoes, Hypocrites (I'm being a bit of a hypocrite because I am one myself.) and My little sister.

Hate(s): People talking to me when I obviously don't care.

Favorite Animes and Mangas: Vampire Knight, Black Rock Shooter, Ao No Exorcist [Blue Exorcist, Kuroshitsuji [Black Butler, Nabari No Ou, Rosario Vampire, Fairy Tail, Senran Kagura, Chō Jigen Game Neptune The Animation, Hanasaku Iroha, Bleach, Oreimo [My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute, B Gata H Kei- Yamada's First Time, Gurren Lagann, Girls Bravo, Soul Eater, Attack on Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brother Hood, D.Gray Man, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Durarara!!, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hetalia World Series, Hetalia: The Beautiful World, K-On!, Skip Beat!, Fooly Cooly [FLCL, and Naruto.

Least Favorite Animes and Mangas: Chobits, Chrome Shelled Regions, Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne, Eden of the East, Canaan, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Sword Art Online, Pokémon, Amnesia, and Digimon: Digital Monsters

Favorite Movies: Hetalia: Paint it White!, White Chicks, The Twilight Saga, Curse of Chucky, The Grudge 1, The Grudge 2, The Grudge 3, The Hunger Games, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man, Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny, Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain, Kevin Hart: Let me Explain, Despicable Me 2, Smiley, The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea, Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, Tangled, Tangled Ever After, Brave, Little Nicky, Orphan, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, , The Purge, Homefront, Mean Girls, Mean Girls 2, Kick-Ass, Kick-Ass 2, Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy, Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Resident Evil: Retribution, Jarhead, and Brokeback Mountain.

Least Favorite Movies: Child's Play, Child's Play 2, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Frozen, and The Ring.

Favorite Video Games/RPG/Etc.: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Call of Duty: Black Ops II, Call of Duty: Ghosts, The Walking Dead: Season 1, The Walking Dead: Season 2, Skate 3, Red Dead Redemption, Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, Infamous, Infamous 2, Infamous: Second Son, Remember Me, The Last of Us, Corpse Party, Minecraft, Gmod: Prop Hunt, Grand Theft Auto V, Assassin's Creed; Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed III, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Hyperdimension Neptunia: Mk2, Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland, Atelier Totori: The Adventurer of Arland, Hatsune Miku: Diva Project, Little Big Planet 2, Tomb Raider (2013), Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5, Lollipop Chainsaw, Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus, Senran Kagura: Burst, Wet, Injustice Gods Among Us, Star Project, My Candy Love, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Re: Alistair, ABC Land (Vtech), and Finding Nemo (Vtech).

Least Favorite Video Games/RPG/Etc.: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, and Amnesia (Otome)

Favorite Villain(s)/Villainess(es): Joker, Harley Quinn, Mary (Ib)

Favorite Hero(es)/Heroine(s): Iron Man, Thor, Spider Man

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my religion is the only right religion, and that everyone else is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religion does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone