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She is different from all those other girls;

She is not a fake

She has her own style,

She likes to dance, sing, and act crazy with her friends.

She will overanalyze everything and anything you could possibly say.

She can argue, but hates it.

She hates drama and can live without it and the people who cause it.

but the one thing she could never understand is why he can't love her the way she loves him.

every single person has at least

one secret that would break your heart.

if we could remember this;

I think there would be a lot more

compassion and tolerance in this world.

I think that's what's wrong with the world, today:

no one says how they feel, they hold it all inside.

They're sad; but they don't cry.

They're happy; but they don't dance or sing.

They're angry; but they don't s c r e a m.

Because if they did; they would feel ashamed;

(and that's the worst feeling in the world)

So everyone walks with their heads hung low,

and nobody ever notices just how beautiful the sky is.

Why does the world have to be so cruel?

To treat us as if we shouldn't exist just because we're different.

How can someone say they are a good person?

If they judge us according to our love.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Well, that's between them and God, isn't it?)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (lol I seriously would no matter how steriotypical this is!)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.(?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (But i am! lol)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (SOOO NOT TRUE!)
I am ENGLISH so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Quotes:

"I almost died!" -Tawni "But you didn't..." - Sonny

"We're going to Narnia!?" - Grady

"Peace out suckas! Bla-heh!" - Chad Dylan Cooper

"They're not even lookin' at you!" -Tawni "That's because there's a KID on my LEG!" -Chad

"You're not welcome here Mackenzie." -Sonny "Why? 'Cause I'm richer than you?" -Grady "No... This is the girls bathroom." -Sonny "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?" -Grady "And your zipper's open!" -Sonny "FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" -Grady

"I can't stand it anymore!! Tell me the truth. Did you...Wash your hands?" -Tawni "Of course I did!" -Nico (Slaps him) "Lies!!" -Tawni

Sonny: Does this fat suit make me look fat?
Tawni: You're wearing a fat suit?

Sonny: Oh my gosh! You are a drama snob! And you do think you're better than us.
Chad: Not better...just differant...in a better way. We act.

Grady: Well if it isn't Chad Dylan Pooper!

Chad: Sonny...Cloudy, Rainy.
Nico: We have names.
Chad: Yea, but remembering them would take effort, and interest, and excuse me.
Sonny: You can't just cut in front of us like that.
Chad: Yea, they also said I couldn't be this handsome, and yet, here I am.

Chad: If we don't act soon, dare I say it, they might become more popular than us.
Cast of Mackenzie Falls: *Gasp*
Chad: I had to say it...I dared myself

Zora: And look at this rug! Ming dynasty. Hand woven. It makes me want to do carpet angels.

Chad: Alright, look. After you barged onto our stage earlier, I had to hire Reggie here and put your pictures on the "do not admit" wall.
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron. There will come a day when Zac Efron come's knocking on this door and he's like "Hey! Can I come in?" and I'll be like "Oh, no, you're banned."

Tawni: I'm pretty enough for lobster. I'm cool enough for lobster. I am lobster worthy.
Zora: (Slaps Tawni) Snap out of it, woman!
Tawni: Thank you.
Zora: No. Thank you.

Grady: Come on! Tell us what's inside the box.
Zora: You really wanna know?
Grady: Yea.
Nico: Tell us.
Zora: Okay, come in real close. I'll tell you. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!! So keep your mitts of my mail, punks!

Sonny: Why are you helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Sounds like somebody wanted to try on a weird beard.
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Beard!
Chad: Cares!
Sonny: Gotcha!

Nico: What's in your pants?
Grady: Cheese!!

Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to our viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.

Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute.

Tawni: There are two things I like; me being right and you being not right.

Sonny: Hah! Should've guessed it. Who's Tawni's best friend?
Tawni: Tawni!
Sonny: Hah!

Tawni: We're going somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?

Tawni: Tawni Town!! What? It's a great dream! And a heck of a town!

Sonny: The prom is cancelled.
Tawni: What?! I've been dreaming of becoming prom queen ever since you brought it up eighteen minutes ago.

Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: So, we're good?
Chad: Oh, we're so good.

Tawni: Thank you Nico. You are the real Nico, right? (Pokes him)
Nico: How does that prove I'm the real Nico?

Chad: If I wanna think you have pretty hair, then I will.
Sonny: And if I wanna think that you have sparkly eyes, then I will.

Grady: Your game stinks!
Nico: Oh, my game stinks?
Grady: Uh huh, uh huh.
Nico: Well, at least I've got game where it counts. You've never kissed a girl.
Sonny: Oh, come on, you guys. Wait, really? You've never kissed a girl?
Grady: You know I'm waiting for just the right lady.

Sonny: Giving back is what's hot.
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.

Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here. I need to tell you something in case I don't make it.
Sonny: Okay.
Chad: I love...
Sonny: Yes?
Chad: I mean I deeply love...
Sonny: Go on...
Chad: That more kids will be reading less books because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Oh no! I think you're coming down with PFS too.
Chad: What's that?
Sonny: (Picks up pillow) Pillow in the Face Syndrome. (Starts hitting Chad with pillow)

Chad: Give it to me straight, Doc. I can take it.
Doctor: You have LBS.
Chad: *Gasp* Leading Boy Syndrome?
Doctor: No, Lack of Books Syndrome. Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome. And LBS is also the abbreviation for pounds, which is what you're going to gain if you don't stop watching yourself on TV.
Chad: Can't you just cut my pants off, you know how you do?
Doctor: Read two books and call me in the moring Mr. Cooper.
Chad: Actually, that's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore. I removed your Dylan while you were under.
Chad: No! What did you do with it?
Doctor: Gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it. (Pulls back curtain) Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: Just got my Dylan. Been waiting two years.
Chad: NOOO!!! WHY?! (Wakes up in cafeteria with a book at the table and people giving him strange looks) Must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books, that was horrible.

Tawni: (Talking about Sonny's singing) She's great right.
(Marshall, Grady, and Nico look at her, shocked that she said something nice about Sonny)
Tawni: It's opposite day.

Chad: You took my name!
Trey Brothers: And your limo. PEACE OUT SUCKAHS!

Sonny: I need to talk to you immediatly
Chad: Actually, I'm glad you're here. I need a favour.
Sonny: I don't have time to help you with you science project
Chad: Please. I have actual scientists for that. I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is you can help.
Sonny: What? I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: So you just made that up.
Sonny: Yes. But listen..
Chad: Who makes up something like that?
Sonny: Who needs a freelance tennis judge?
Chad: Actually, I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't wanna lose again.
Sonny: Oh, I see. Well, as much as I'd love to help you cheat for a good cause, I can't. Why? Oh yea, because I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: Uh huh. So what'd you want?
Sonny: Some answers.
Chad: To what?
Sonny: To how it all ends, to how long it's going to be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
Chad: I'm not sure I can answer that.
Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your own destiny.
Chad: Uh...I guess.
Sonny: Well, then it's time to say enough. When two people are this right for eachother, there's only one thing to do.
Chad: How long have you felt this way?
Sonny: Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long, but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Chad: I mean, I guess I feel the same way.
Sonny: Well, then do something about it.
Chad: Okay, I will.
Sonny: Great!
Chad: Sonny, will you go out with me?
Sonny: I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?
Chad: I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me too?
Sonny: Wait, did you think I was talking about...oh dear, this is awkward.
Chad: Hahahaha. Sure is...sure is awkward. I mean, I know why it's awkward, just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward...
Sonny: I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking about...
Chad: Yep, yep. Me too, same page. Whoo.
Sonny: Whoo.
Chad: Yea, I just thought you thought that I thought it was awkward cuz you thought I was asking you out...you know, rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out...which I was...
Sonny: Yea, but you said Sonny...
Chad: Yep-ba-ba. That's awkward.
Sonny: So...
Chad: So...you're a Mackenzie Falls fan now.
Sonny: Yea.
Chad: Cool...cool...so I suppose I should probably tell you I'm a So Random fan now.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yea, but I'd be lying.
Sonny: You know, it's funny. Like I learned from Mackenzie Falls, sometimes if you look at something with an open mind, you can surprise yourself. So...yea.
Chad: What?
Sonny: Yea, I'll go out with you.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: So, we're doing this.
Sonny: I guess so...wait, so I still don't know, does Mackenzie ever ask...
Chad: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. If we're gonna make this thing work, I'm going to have to insist you never ask me about my business.
Sonny: (*Sigh*) Fine. I guess I'm going to have to check the blogs like everybody else.

Sonny: Let me tell you something. 24 hours ago I fell in love with a guy named Mackenzie, and you Chad, are no-
Chad: Don't say Mackenzie. Do not say Mackenzie.
Sonny: Mackenzie!
Chad: She said it! That's it! Where's my security? You are no longer welcome at the Falls!
Sonny: (Throws water at Chad) You said Falls!!

Nico: Flowers? A Mack Falls box set? And a picture of Chad...holding flowers...and a Mack Falls box set?

Sonny: He who checks cookie, checks into hospital.

Nico: Chad, I have to say I've always hated you for having your own plane.
Chad: But?
Nico: That's it.

Chad: I missed you, shortstack.
Sonny: I missed you too, egg whites with tomato on the side...don't let them touch otherwise they're going back.

Sonny: This is like a bad episode of Mackenzie Falls.
Chad: (Gives Sonny a look)
Sonny: Or a good one?

Chad: Ohhh. Is there trouble in the funny hut?

Chad: Oh, hey babe.
Nico: Oh, don't you 'babe' her. She's our babe.
Grady: Yea! Hey, babe!
Sonny: Okay, alright, stop arguing. I'm gonna settle this right now. Nobody gets to call me babe.
Grady: Hah hah! In your face Chaddy!

Chad: Can't you see m'lady's not feeling well.
Sonny: (Sneezes)
Chad: You people disgust me...almost much as the snot rocket that just came out of m'lady's nose...It's okay, come on. Let's go get you some tea. Cuz you're sick...love sick!

Sonny: (Sarcastically) You're so good to me.
Chad: Oh, I know.
Sonny: (Hits him with posters) You're not good to me!

Sonny: Really?
Chad: Really!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Fine!
Chad: Fine!
Sonny: Going home!
Chad: Feel better!
Sonny: Thanks!
Chad: Miss you.
Sonny: Miss you too.

Chad: My name is Chad Dylan Cooper. And today, I will be your substitute Sonny.
Tawni: Ugh! Now I'm sick.
Chad: Well, how sick does this make you? (Makes pictures of him and Sonny kiss)

Chad: Quick! Mix it up, Chaz.
(Chad and Chaz mix themselves up so Sonny can't tell who's who)
Sonny: (Messes up both of their hair)
Chad: Ahhh! Fixes hair.

Grady:(Whole face covered in yogurt) Oh, Did I get any yogurt on my face?

Nico: The question is...did you get any in your mouth!

'Never date I guy who calls you hot.' ~Me!

When he calls you Hot, he wants you.

When he calls you pretty, he is flirting.

When he calls you beautiful, he loves you.

He calls you gorgeous, you found your soulmate!

How to know you're the ultimate SWAC fan:

1) You made a Stop SPC video

2) You got Joe Jonas for Christmas with a yodelling outfit

3) You'd rather crawl hot than walk ugly

4) You tell people "Please, don't talk without a script"

6) You would eat a a place called Roadkill Mcgill's

7) On the first day of Sickmas you got a stuffed nose which was not cool

8) When you're sick at home you make flem paintings

9) Your favourite dog combination is a chocapoo - a mix of a dog and icecream

10)You like making carpet angels (Did it once and my hair went staticy)

11)You play musical chairs to setlle things

12)You find it unfair that Mack Falls gets steak

13)When acting natural you say "What say you good wo'man, were these apples freshly picked this fine morn'? Haha did that once, my friends looked at me funny :)

14)You wore a mermaid costume to your prom

15)You know Chad Dylan Cooper is the greatest actor of our generation

16)You'll kiss Chad when pigs fly - pigs do fly soo... where's my kiss?

17)You know that Nico hates Chad for having his own plane

18)You can make the rain stop just by your attitude (Not true or is it... No, but I can make my tears stop just by my attitude Same thing right?)

19)You know that life is a work of art

20)You have a song pillow with a bunch of weird songs - Not the pillow, but when I'm bored I write songs in a folder called My Song Pillow Lol

21)You know Sonny's real name

22)You know Sonny's middle name

23)You know the difference between Cocoa Mocoa Cocoa and Mocoa Cocoa Mocoa

24)You still think Miley and Hannah are two different people

25)You go to the live episodes of So Random! every week

26)You try and help a bunch of kids afraid of laughter

27)You start a walkathon against books

27)You hide Fanmail from Sonny

28)You pretend to be your own fan

29)Instead of saying oh my god you say Oh my Chad!

30)You went to a Sherlock Holmes convetion

31)You fired off a cheese cannon with a ball made half Californian, and half Wisconsin Cheddar

32)You audition for the roll of Fasionita

33)You stayed up all night with your mom watching Mackezie Falls

34)The only things you read are your scripts, reviews, and checks

35)You know Sonny's three songs off by heart

36)Your favourite thing to do, is Makin' Babies Cry

37)You don't want another character on the show

38)You call Nico and Grady Cloudy and Rainy

39)Every time you wear a coconut braw you say "Look at my coconuts" and laugh - never done it so it could still be true

40)You think the perfect second first date is eating Sushi on a roof infront of a billboard calling yourself a fool

41)You say "That's romantic" Every time your date opens a door for you - No cuz they haven't

43)You know Marshall should quit his dream job because it stinks

42)You know bats turn left when leaving their cave

44)You dress up as Tawny or Sonny from the check it out girls sketch for halloween

45)You have a secret collage of the Trey brothers behind a picture frame

46)You think giving back is what's hot

47)You think Garry and Larry should look behind them

48)You found a Genie in a school toilet

49)You know Tawni Town is one heck of a town

50)You think the king of comedy is haunting your dressing room

51)When someone calls your hair drab you wear a bald cap - no one has called my hair drab yet so, it could still be true

52)You know all the SWAC episodes off by heart, especially the ones with CHANNY!

53)You can list over 50 ways how you are the ultimate SWAC fan!

54)You took advantage of Marshalls office, and Steve

55)You fight over who's called porkchop and who's called bacon

56)You think the hotdog Sonny's eating is a stick of Dynamite

57)You hide in the enemies limo acussing him of going on a date with your friend

58)You think pizza won't taste the same without Sonny

59)You deam of kissing Chad (Lol from guess who's coming to guest star - but I still do :)

60)You realize Chad is usually wearing his Mack Falls uniform

61)You can't tell the difference between Chad and Chaz unless you mess up their hair

62)You think Chad looks cute in the shirt Sonny bought him

63)You know with Amber Allgood it's gonna be all good

64)You have a hate for Zac Effron just because Chad does

65)You think Chad's Jelliefish is adorable

66)You think Tawny's medicine pants are for a clown sketch

67)You think it's cute when you see a puppy riding on a Pony's back

68)You like to Sonny it up!

69)You know who says this to who: First she starts to stumble, and then she'll dream about me, and then we'll kiss, and she'll be hooked.

70)You say peace out Sucha's before leaving anywhere

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Emotional Overload by Karelia Jones reviews
For one brief moment in her life Sonny finally had everything she wanted. Until an overheard conversation shatters her heart and she leaves the life she has known behind. Now five years later Sonny's a FBI agent hot on the tail of a Serial Killer who just named their next target: Chad Dylan Cooper. How will Sonny deal with being a 24/7 bodyguard to the man who broke her heart?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Seven Days of Slavery by DMLVT6963 reviews
Sonny puts herself in a very sticky position. After losing, what seemed to be a harmless bet, her week on hiatus is in the hands of Chad Dylan Cooper. When the bet turns into a plan of seduction, will she run or melt?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Six Years Later by LilPurpleMonkey reviews
it's been SIX years since Sonny left Hollywood after discovering her boyfriend Chad was cheating on her and finding out she was pregnant.She has been invited to Hollywood by none other then CDC what will happen between the two?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,672 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Mine by Love.Me1 reviews
Sonny was forced to do it. She was forced to break up with him. She's not the same after she got molested. Can Chad bring the old Sonny back? Will he stick to his promise? What happens if her rapist comes back? Chad snaps on him... M for a reason..
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 138,158 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Pfft, Sonny's Not A Good Girl! by xxFrostedTeardropxx reviews
"I-I do have a boyfriend! And I have slept with someone!" "Who?" "Chad Dylan Cooper!" Uh Oh Sonny's caused some big confusion.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
365 Days by Harukauranus reviews
Sonny and Chad have been dating for exactly a year. Sonny is disappointed but tries to hide it when Chad seems to forget about their One Year Anniversary. Then, Tawni spies him with another girl. Will this be the end of their relationship? Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Her Disappearance, His Heartbreak by FairytaleBeliever123 reviews
She disappeared two years ago, leaving no traces of herself behind. His heart was broken, but he never gave up hope. Will he ever find her? Secrets, lies, Pregnancy, Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Bleeding Love by xxFrostedTeardropxx reviews
Chad kicks Sonny out of his house, but little did he know that she was pregnant. Channy later
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I need a hero by knarren-K-spirit reviews
Sonny is a slave to Lord James Conroy. She suffers endless abuse but when Sir Chad Dylan Cooper comes to visit he helps her pull through.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Getting to Know the Real Chad by ZanessaLover247 reviews
Sonny Monroe leaves for NYC to promote So Random for 3 weeks. Her dreams of a fun time in the city are crushed when Mr. Condor decides to make Chad go along. What happens when Channy gets stuck in the same hotel suite for those 3 weeks? Channy..eventualy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,497 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
What's One More? by homosapien9 reviews
Sonny and Tawni go out clubbing! While getting drinks for the two of them, Sonny runs into Chad. Tawni then ditches her for a guy, so Chad invites her elsewhere. What happens next? Read & review! If you want? Channy! Disclaimer: Don't own SWAC
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by Justifye reviews
Sonny and Chad are like fire and ice, and so was their marriage when they got hitched in vegas at 21. 3 months later they're about to get divorced, but a week away from their hollywood life has them reconsidering. Major Fluff comming up.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,520 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
ByeFor Now reviews
Why did Sonny leave, Why didn't she tell Chad, Will he remember her and still love her? Rated M for Swearing and Fluffy Stuff x
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.