As a practice run early in their reign of terror, the Maniax snatch two girls off the street. Among their new hostages, Jerome Valeska sees easy pickings. He's not seeing clearly.

A series of one-shot scenes taking place during the events of my main story "Home is where the heart is". Sets in a "Home Alone" AU, where old man Marley was not there to save Kevin at the end of the original Home Alone.

6th Century AU: Jace Herondale. A gladiator with a broken past and a burning desire for justice. Clarissa Morgenstern. A princess who yearns to be free from the oppressing shackles of royalty. Entangled in a web of secrets, lies, and a vile plot conceived by two power-hungry tyrants, will love be their salvation or lead them to their destruction? [2014 REBOOT] COMPLETE New CoverArt

Diane thought he was a complete douchebag. Billy thought she was a lame loner. And in the background, was a supernatural entity threatening to swallow their small country town whole.

If there was a fork in the road with a path less travelled on, then Billy Hargrove had been thrown into the thicket in the forest. (Alternate ending to ST3). One shots.

The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.

"Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna kill for you the whole damn world." - After the events of Suicide Squad, the princess of the crime empire is born, Jaylie Quinn. Raising their daughter to become the future ruler of Gotham proves to be a killer game, and soon Gotham's underworld and the squad gets involved. Harley Quinn x the Joker, Jarley. Suicide Squad-verse.

Wolves in human skin. A Beast and a lost maiden. A sanctuary in an oncoming storm. A prince of Elven blood. Sacrifices, debts, honor, and oaths. Ten long, beautiful years, and all the stories that fall within them. A collected fanfic series; currently on book 12. Updates once a month. Early access available on Patreon. In process of being made into serialized audio download.

Aslan sets into motion the only way to allow two people the chance they never had; the only way to get a lost daughter home. In the Shadow-Lands, they called this sort of thing "God sending an angel." To help save Susan, Aslan would send Caspian. UPDATED

This version of Home Alone did not end on a happy note; there was no Old Man Marley to save Kevin and the two burglars were left with a life defining decision to make. This is my idea out what would have happened to Kevin had the "wet bandits" gotten their way. This story isn't like other Home Alone stories, trust me.

Harley has so few friends so when one makes a request of her, how could she refuse? Even if it meant swimming with the sharks without a cage. After all, like calls to like. [Pre Suicide Squad, an alternate version of how Harley met the Joker]

It's been eleven years. Post-Clockwork AU.

Best friend's brother. Sister's best friend. They both have one thing in common: Off limits. Jace Lightwood. Clary Fray. They both have one thing in common: Enemies. Love. Hate. They both have one thing in common: A thin line. So what happens for Clary when off limit enemies find that thin line? Of course, without a doubt, The Best Friend's Brother Dilemma.

A series of one-shot scenes from Harry and Marv's point of view taking place during the events of my main story "Home is where the heart is". Sets in a "Home Alone" AU, where old man Marley was not there to save Kevin at the end of the original Home Alone.

What happens when a deranged criminal falls into obsession with his young and impressionable psychiatrist? Pain, passion and death ensues as the King of Gotham City discovers his Queen at the mad house. A Joker/Harley Quinn origin story. AU.

She suspected she was sick. He picked up on it. My take on Dr Harleen Quinzel's slow descent into madness.

FanFiction of a completely different adaptation - with a few similarities - based on the Suicide Squad characters, looks, and styles - on how Harleen became Harley Quinn, and how she met the Joker. This is a romanticized version of their relationship. The King and Queen of Gotham.

Working for two psychotic clowns madly in love is a wild ride. Jonny Frost tries to get used to his boss' lady, but the Queen of Gotham can't be tamed. A collection of one-shots, various themes. Fluff/Hurt/Comfort/Angst. Joker/Harley Quinn. Suicide Squad-verse.

"We're both trapped in this nut-house, Harleen. Only difference is, you're on the payroll." An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious inmate sparks a downward spiral which will send Harleen Quinzel's life spinning out of control. But in games of love and madness, how far can you go before you break? An in-depth take on Harley's origin story, with mature themes.

Jace and Clary have been best friends for seven years, and roommates for four and a half. When Jace makes a stupid mistake at work, he turns to Clary, who reluctantly agrees to help him. AU, all human.

"I figured I either have two options. Shoot you before you have the chance to run or let you go and wake up to find all of my stuff gone. So I chose the third option." "And that would be?" "Doing a favor to the human race by not letting a pretty girl starve to death, of course." Jace and Clary are two survivors in the zombie apocalypse. If only zombies were their biggest problem.

During the war, Steve is nervous about his kissing skills or the utter lack thereof and is convinced he'll only disappoint Peggy someday. Bucky offers to let Steve practice on him. What could possibly go wrong?

INFINITY WAR SPOILERS BEYOND. Thor had to watch Loki die. Again. But Loki's always come back before, so this time isn't any different. Right? (Fix-it fic. Prequel to Hidden Souls.)

A collection of unrelated and some interconnected oneshots of varying ratings and lengths based off of prompts sent in by lovely readers. All Lokane. Latest: Of Witches And Weeds - A muggle road trip gone wrong, an infinity stone, and an unfortunate pureblood's parlour. Plot-heavy Harry Potter AU.

Set during Infinity War. "His muscles strain against his skin, his good eye burning with the sting of tears. The storm wells up inside, fuelled by his loss, washing over the emptiness to cover it for as long as he needs it to."

Instead of looking to the stars to search for what her soul longs for, Jane walks the lonely halls of the Asgardian Palace, alone. She is forgotten, remaining in the dark loneliness of her life, until one day, he comes – and unlike the prince she once thought she loved, he offers her a new life: a life she knows will be worth living. [Lokane]

Post-Infinity War, Thor dreams. No slash.

After accidentally meeting the Joker, Harleen Frances' life takes a new turn and her obsession grows. She becomes Harley Quinn, the strongest piece on the board. NOLANVERSE Joker x Harley Quinn. Set after The Dark Knight.

Clary Fairchild needs her new comic book series to succeed so her boyfriend's comic shop doesn't get shut down. Jace Herondale needs to be cast in a movie before his career dies. But there's a condition - Jace needs to clean up his image, and the easiest way to do that is to get a girlfriend. When his manager suggests his sister's roommate for the job, tensions run high.

[Complete] Jace is pretty sure he doesn't want to kill his girlfriend, but what if he really does? Or Jace hides out in Simon and Jordan's apartment in CoFA.

Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.

A series of drabbles about Prince Nuada Silverlance, born on Midsummer's Day, and the joys and sorrows as he makes his way through his many centuries. Ties into my chap-fic, Once Upon a Time. Written (at last) for hellobubby. Part 2 coming on March 28, 2019.

Clary's boyfriend, Sebastian, unexpectedly stands her up after he was given an ultimatum: Either they try to work things out, or their relationship is over. Humiliated and heartbroken, she goes to leave, but then the most handsome man she's ever seen stops her. Is it possible that the night won't turn out to be as bad as it started?

The White Wolf, they call him. The children. The little painted children of the village. The little children that teach him and accept him. Make him a part of them.

Loki wants more than Asgard's throne. Still feeling empty, he decides to seek revenge on his brother. Luring Jane away from Midgard, and starting an unexpected journey through the nine realms, is only the beginning. AU. (Begins right where TDW ends.) Lokane.

HYDRA has been outed, Insight is in ruins, and SHIELD has fallen. Knowing that when Steve wakes in his hospital bed, he's going to want answers about what happened to his best friend seventy years ago, Natasha delves into the memory of her past with the man she knew only as the Winter Soldier.

Steve and Bucky are with each other till the end of the line. Every line has a starting point, and this is theirs. A collection of shorts and drabbles from schoolyard to battlefield, in roughly chronological order. Friendship and bromance — no Stucky.

He was an Elven prince who sought to reclaim his people's birth right. And she, a human girl who doesn't belong in the world she came from. Will she be able to melt the Silverlance's heart, in time to save humanity and his soul from destruction? What do you do when everything is at stake, all for the heart of a broken prince? (Edited, please read from the beginning)

May refuses the title of psychic but her premonitions are rarely wrong. She feels a deep connection to a stranger with pale blonde hair and golden eyes, but she was sent to kill him... Nuada/OC

"I remember all of them." That was what Bucky told Stark, when he'd asked if he remembered his parents. Yes. He remembered them. Every single person he'd ever killed; and it killed him. (Lots of angst. No warnings.)

(4th in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. When the infamous clown couple get captured during one of their 'date nights', Harley experiences what it feels like on the other side of the glass. Being under the care of her ex colleagues and heightened security, how will she cope being back to where it all started? Rated M.

Bucky Barnes is about to step foot back in the HYDRA facility for the final time. Everything in him says no.

It was a long hike back to base from the site of their imprisonment. And Steve Rogers didn't come all this way to lose a single soldier. Especially not Bucky. Not a pairing, thank you.

"Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart." Newly-minted Arkham therapist Doctor Harleen Quinzel had a mind tiptoeing into questionable territory even before she laid eyes on the Joker. Proximity is a catalyst for mania; how far can she stretch before she snaps? People do crazy things...when they're in love.

AU. In which Natasha helps Bucky deal with some unresolved emotion in an unconventional way. You know, for superheroes. Fluffy fluff.

He couldn't understand why the part of him that wanted to murder her always lost to another part, one that actually gave a fuck if she was breathing or not. - Harley gets herself in a situation and has to take care of it. Joker x Harley, Suicide Squad-verse. Darkfic. Angst.

"Oh, you're good. I must say, you are good. But here's something to think about, Pennywise. The last woman who tried to psychoanalyze me ended up falling in love with me." JokerxOC. [HIATUS]

Remember the pretty girl from the Science Expo? The one Bucky took dancing? Well, here's what happened next.

"Alright, man, get ready to run." A Bucky-centric version of the Leipzig Airport fight.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Steve is standing in Bucky's kitchen. Looking at him. "Do you know me?" Not a pairing. Not in the least. Bucky introspective from Civil War.

What if Joker showed up to break Harley out of Belle Reve at a different time, before Suicide Squad, and saw what happened there? He strikes back at Griggs and the guards. Graphic, mature content. Joker/Harley.

She wants his destruction, she wants his everything. Dark. Smut, mature themes. Joker x Harley.

Where the rest of the world sees a deranged psychopath, Harleen Quinzel sees a man, capable of loving her in his own twisted way. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn. And so, the pawn turns into a queen. Suicide Squad-verse. Mature and sexual content. The Joker/Harley.

On a mission gone south Harley and Deadshot find themselves sitting around and waiting to die, unless someone actually plans on rescuing them. Deadshot decides to ask Harley a personal question, and she shows him a side of her that is rarely seen.

Harley/Joker, Harley/Deadshot. Spoilers for Suicide Squad (2016) It only takes a second to make a decision you'll regret for the rest of your life. Harley thinks that the Joker is dead, so she spends a drunken night with Floyd. The Joker is not amused. Two-Shot. Please Review!

This is the last conversation that the Joker and Harley Quinn have while he is locked up. It also trails into his escape. One shot.

Lillian was just a nurse. Bucky was just a soldier. Both were looking for a home. Post War AU.

He is a con man, par excellence, but she can't be fooled. A series of inter-connected oneshots. Katana/Boomerang.

"Have you ever been in love?" she asked, serious and almost painfully. It was unlikely for the fun-loving batshit crazy, Harley Quinn. She'd been in-love; at least she knew it was love, not the Stockholm syndrome kind of thing. And in that love –most people (everyone agrees) that she's been unlucky. What they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.

If you were a Joker, where would you look for your Queen of Hearts? (Rating has changed).

Leila Lester from the Gotham Guide has spent an hour with the popular Harley Quinn, asking her readers questions about her relationship with the Joker, her hobbies and her future.

When a plot is uncovered to destroy the city of Bludhaven, Amanda Waller knows who to call. White knights are unproductive, and Dark Knights are uncooperative. Sometimes, on a suicide mission, you need a few pawns.

He never holds back. After all, she is the queen to his throne. Joker/Harley. Suicide Squad-verse. Smut and mature content.

For the Joker, Harley was the loud distraction in his world. But when she was gone, it was too silent.

The origin story of Doctor Harleen Quinzel and Patient 0801. Now rated M.

The Joker needs to make sure that Harley is still loyal to him. The best way he knows how is to make her kiss his ring. Post Suicide Squad.

Why did the Joker have baby clothes in his lair? What if Harley lost something other than her Puddin', what if she lost something she never had? When she is going through her darkest times, only he can help her through. Dark. Harley x Joker.

A brief (attempted) Joker characterisation.

Harley/Joker. When their daughter is kidnapped, Harley and her Puddin' fight over his perceived lack of love for their child. Joker's realization that he loves their daughter leads him down a dark path of self-destruction, and turns him into a ticking time bomb - after all, nothing is stronger than a parent's love. One-Shot.

He must have her back, no matter what it takes. - The Joker's perspective of his separation from Harley in Suicide Squad, and after their reunion. Angst and fluff.

She can't believe the baby is dead, floating in a porta potty toilet, lifeless, unmoving. - Inspired by true events. Harley has a miscarriage.

Harley loves the dangerous games. Making the Joker jealous is a certain thrill, and one time she goes too far. Smut and sexual themes. Set in Suicide Squad.

Harley isn't one to mess with when it comes to her Puddin', especially not when it comes to feeling threatened by another woman. He is every bit her property as much as she is his, and she is willing to let anyone know that. Jealous Harley.

An insight into Mr. J's mind and his obsession for Harley Quinn.

The Joker finds out about Griggs abuse of Harley at Belle Reve. After completing their revenge, can he help her overcome the trauma? Set after Suicide Squad. The Joker x Harley.

"Did you miss me, Puddin?"

Bruce Wayne can't deny that he's intrigued by the Joker's "queen".

I horrified my best friend and beta reader with this story but she is too classy to say so. I just wanted Hanzee to have a story. Choose your own ending...

Harley loved being bruised.

They were the worst of the worst. Yet they all had something to fight for. Killer Croc envied them all for it.

The last time Harley Quinn saw Mr. J he was going down in flames, but she should've known date night wasn't cancelled, just interrupted.

Harley wakes up and she can't remember how she ended up in Joker's headquarters. As it turns out, she's not the only one who has been missing her partner in crime. Takes place after the events of Suicide Squad. Harley x Joker.

New York, 1977. Well, the black leather duster deserves a backstory.

One-Shot. Joker/Harley. Spoilers for Suicide Squad (2016). Harley knows that the Joker only has eyes for her... right? In which Harley gets jealous, the Joker's plans are foiled, the Joker has unhealthy coping methods, and mad love wins the day. Full list of warnings inside. Please Review!

When Bucky was invited to have dinner with Loki and Jane, he never expected the night to end like this.

Jane is the only member of Shield High's chamber choir to never have a solo. That can all change, so long as she gets over her stage fright long enough. Enter the two young men who can help her through it, so long as they can stop trying to kill each other long enough. Getting her chance to steal the show is going to be an uphill battle. Can Jane do it?

No one ever wrote to Harley Quinn in her state mandated confinement. Well, almost no one.

She thought she was making a difference. And she was. Just not the difference she thought. Pre-Suicide Squad movie-verse. Not based on '50 Shades of Grey'. Strong T for torture, disturbing themes, occasional language.

One-shot: Joker is going out on business again and Harley doesn't like it, but after he reassures her he will make up for it once he gets back, her spirits are lifted up.

In the season of the wolf, savage predators stalk the land, seeking what they can in the frozen forests and fields. And in the season of the wolf, savage death will seek them out... The start of the rot in Nuada and Balor's relationship. Set c. 1700BC. Eight chapters in total when finished.

Bucky Barnes forgot his own birthday. That's okay. Jane Foster forgot it was hers too.

"Unlike those at the top of the power chain, Arthur did not believe that All Was Well. He also didn't believe that self-delusion was the best way to deal with the storm brewing ominously on the horizon..." - My entry for Take Two Tag. One-shot.

"We... have a favor to ask," one of the Stormtroopers says slowly, almost sheepishly. The blank white faces of the masks stare back at her, but Rey can feel waves of embarrassment and fear rolling off of them. "Can you please fuck Kylo Ren, already?" comes out desperately, and it's got to be the absolute last thing that she had ever expected to hear.

Mini story. Jordan and Angela meet again. What is the connection between two people who, for very different reasons, cannot name, cannot nurture, sustain or maintain said connection, but who feel it all the same? [An exploration of a different future for JC than my Vignettes.] M language and content

It was only each other they had ever known. Only each other they had ever had.

(Ayer-verse.) Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first session with the Joker. Drabble-ish. May continue later in the future, but I don't want to write too much with Leto's Joker before I know him better. Enjoy!

He'd learned to run before he'd learned walk.

There's a lot that Nick doesn't know, including; why he got into drugs, why he can't just quit, why his mom wants to be with this Travis guy. But there is one thing that Nick Clark knows, and it's that he's a big brother. It may not even be something that he knows how to do well but he knows he is one. And, being a big brother, he knows that he's now a big brother twice over.

It's hard to repeat perfection; Alicia can't quite manage it anymore.

"He was leaning against the pillar, his eyes closed and his head tilted back so the moonlight kissed his face. His long, graceful fingers plucked absentmindedly at the strings of his lute. She couldn't look away." - A oneshot about Adam and Eve's first meeting back in 1512.

His fingers paused over the keys. Where did he feel safe?

It wasn't her real name. He knew that right away. No one under seventy-five was called Gloria anymore and honestly, she looked more like a Jennifer or an Amy. Maybe a Lexi if he cocked his head and squinted a little.

Sometimes, after a hard, long mission, the Winter Soldier starts remembering. Most often, he remembers Steve. Rumlow happens to be there when he does. Slight spoilers for Civil War.

Bucky is the newest resident at Avengers Tower. He spends his nights cooped up in his room reading, until eventually he ventures out and runs into the resident Avengers' ward, Loki. Bucky tries to keep to himself—especially knowing of what Loki did to New York—but soon enough, the mischievous Asgardian has charmed his way past Bucky's walls. / Post-CAWS, WinterFrost

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

Blue, the beta velociraptor. Spoilers for Jurassic World.

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the latest cinematic look of the Joker and how it came to be. I wrote this after I saw both the cover image and Jason Anarchy's similar Bruce Wayne image on Twitter. Hope the people who like the new look appreciate the humor, and to those of you who don't, hope it helps you laugh at the pain, which is what Mr. J would want ;-)

Harley has left the Suicide Squad, incited a prison riot, and returned to Gotham. Why? Because she's found out her Mister J has been skinned alive. And what do you think was going through her mind? (Based on New 52 Suicide Squad Scene. One-shot.)

The Joker never broke Harley Quinn, and nobody else was ever allowed to break her. But then somebody does, and now she can't be fixed. Oneshot, but if I'm creative I might add another chapter from another POV.

Bucky has a hard time realising that you just can't save everyone.

Whatever would Tom Riddle do on a night out? Follow Tom as he throws himself into London's nightlife, fully intend to enjoy it as much as he can.

'His d-diary' Ginny sobbed. 'I've b-been writing in it, and he's been w-writing back all year -' Ginny's first year in Hogwarts, written in diary entries

It was only a rare act of affection, shown late at night. He mused before he feel into a deep sleep. And sometimes, it wasn't so bad.

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

Premonitions trap Drusilla in the future, but pain traps her in the past. In spite of its name, the present is not a gift.

Death, disguised as a mortal woman named Lilith, takes a one-day respite from her toils, choosing to learn about life from a young soldier in Brooklyn.

In 1973, the Asset went rogue and avoided capture for a month. Returned to Hydra, he is reminded of his purpose by Agent Pierce. Warnings: Violence, non-con. Written for a flashback. I feel like trash.

The Winter Soldier completes his mission and Natasha has to make the hard choice.

No matter how they prepped their Winter Soldier, or how often they wiped his mind, there was one memory that they were never be able to take from him: the image of sky-blue eyes beneath golden hair, and a bright smile that only ever belonged to his dreams. [Slash, CTAWS spoilers.]

Idiots who thought themselves brave men might have looked at the two ex-soldiers sitting on the floor wrapped in a blue comforter, pressed so close to each other that it seemed as if two heads were sprouting from one body, and their first words might have been the beginning of a jab at their masculinity. Sam Wilson was no idiot. [Post CATWS. PTSD, panic attacks, and spoilers.]

The Winter Soldier is cornered by the Avengers, he's got Steve at gunpoint, and Steve refuses to fight. Nothing Steve says will convince him to surrender. He wants Steve dead. It's about this time that Banner grows annoyed, and the Hulk intervenes with a tried and true technique, learned from the Black Widow herself. [CATWS spoilers. Fix-it fic.]

Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.

WinterFrost (Bucky/Loki) The end of a relationship finds Loki driving to his parents' home in the pouring rain. He sees a man walking on the side of the road and feels bad so he stops to pick him up. And things escalate from there.

Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.

Christmas finds Loki moody and refusing to leave his room while Thor and Jane and the others cheerfully celebrate the holiday. A few presents and some hot chocolate might warm his heart, however; especially if there's a little romance thrown in. Lokane, post-Thor TDW, contains spoilers.

Hermine Granger, ihre Welt einem Scherbenhaufen gleich, entscheidet sich Tom Riddle einen Besuch in der Vergangenheit abzustatten. Immerhin ist er die Wurzel allen Übels. Es ist eine Mission, die Hermine antreibt und sie wird alles tun diese erfüllt zu sehen. Riddle wäre jedoch kein Dunkler Lord, wenn ihm die neue Schülerin an Hogwarts nicht suspekt vorkommen würde.

Harley loves The Joker, always has, always will. And the Joker loves...having her around. But sometimes things happen, and when you have to rely on outside sources, that's where it gets...messy. WARNING: Kinky/lemons/abuse/twisted/HarleyxJokerxScarecrow

Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Pastimes 2/4]

Odin decides that the best way to deal with Loki is to throw him into the dungeons without a trial. Three hundred years later, Thor is king and he decides that it's time for his little brother to come home. He is completely unprepared for the weak, broken creature, a mere shadow of his brother, that the guards lay at his feet. Warning: Major Angst.

Abe had never really thought about Death until it was staring back at him, looking out through milky golden eyes that shone with a light he'd never seen in all of his long life. Feedback is always appreciated.

The echo of her brother would forever remain. In the "Nuala came back to life whereas Nuada didn't" universe I've created. ;) Feedback is always appreciated.

Hermione Granger, with her world in shambles, decides to pay Tom Riddle a visit in the past. After all, he is the root of all evil. It is a mission that drives Hermione on and she will do whatever it takes to see that mission accomplished. Riddle, though, wouldn't be a Dark Lord in the making if he didn't spot something suspicous in the new girl at Hogwart.

An attempt to chart what drove King Balor to agree to the forging of the Golden Army, and the history behind his children's relationship. Here, circa 300AD, Princess Nuala believes she is the only child of King Balor; lonely and little understood she dreams a strange dream. DISCLAIMER: I do not claim any ownership over the Hellboy 2 stuff. M for strong violence, a sex scene, incest

Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]

Nuada and Nuala are connected in a way humans cannot understand; twins, once one, torn apart, the connection never fades. Nuala knows her brother's love, his good intentions, his pain, and his devotion. She knows he'll never stop. And even while she holds that fatal knife, she doesn't want to die. Oneshot

There is a shadow waiting at the edge of the world. It fears only a silver prince and a scarlet demon. It hunts for a princess in a tower of old bone, the warrior who guards her, and a bard who wields a blade. And the living Darkness watches and waits. AU. On hiatus until November 7, 2019..

Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU

TR/HG Timetravel AU. Gewalt und Tod umgeben Hermine Granger als sie gegen den Dunklen Lord kämpft. Sie ist eine Soldatin mit einer Mission. Lord Voldemorts Horkruxe zu zerstören ist ihr Ziel. Fast hat sie es geschafft. Da taucht ein Problem auf: Nagini ist kein Horkrux. Wo ist das letzte Seelenstück verborgen? Nur eine Person kann Antwort auf diese Frage geben - Tom Riddle

Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.

challenge fic from Tomioneconventionforumotion - Voldemort is defeated. The Battle of Hogwarts won. And all is well for one Hermione Granger ...at least it should be.

The Joker knows everyone's secrets.

Jane meets Loki for the first time while he's in custody of S.H.I.E.L.D.

A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley

Now that Loki has the cube, there is only one other thing that he wants in his possession before he begins to set in motion his plans of ruling Midgard.

Sequel. Sort of. A little longer, a little steamier and with a bit of a twist.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Harley seems to be playing hard to get, and the Joker isn't happy about it.

A short story of Vada reflecting on the death of Thomas J when she is much older. Read this in the perspective that Vada is the one writing the story to publish. One Shot. Please read and review!

Harley's torn between the Joker and Poison Ivy after a night of impulsive decisions.

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

I have a plan.

A collection of Harley/Joker vignettes. Dark.

The world of man has fallen to Silverlance and the Golden Army. Liodain, once gutter-trash in the depths of the human world, rises to the role of Tactician, at the right hand of Nuada himself.

Ten years after his adventure in New York City, Kevin has an unexpected encounter with someone he was certain he had seen the last of.

Wrong place, wrong time.

Nuada's bird's eye view of New York. Nuala's flights of fancy. Pre-HB2.

A series of unrelated erotic "short shorts" starring the one and only Mr. J and his lovely shrink.

After witnessing Anders's murder, Taylor is scared of Mr. J and attempts to hide from him, but he does. Not. Like. IT. A tribute fic to Clockwork by HoistTheColours.

While waiting for Abraham to deliver the crown piece Nuada and Nuala have a talk.

The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?

Dru gets in trouble with Daddy...

The Golden Army has burned the world clean of man's influence, with Nuada Silverlance at its helm. When he accepts a human slave girl, he has no idea that he has played into the exiled Nuala's last desperate plan to end him. Companion to "Fear Her".

A dark role reversal in which Joker is obsessed with Dr. Quinzel. Joker eventually develops what he calls "feelings of love" for her - that doesn't mean they're healthy or that he's in any way romantic. He's still a complete psychopath.

Nuada and Nuala's haunting love story isn't over. There's mystery and intrigue in paradise. Dark and sweet with mature themes. NuadaXNuala.

When she calls him puddin' oh he just wants to destroy her. But when HE says it...things are different. Joker/Harley, Joker/Batman slash, one-shot.

Oneshot. Updated. Thomas J muses on Vada, himself and summer during the scene where Vada is teased.

She can see the point when his heart expands with love, the doors of his soul swinging open for the first time. •STAND ALONE•

Purely a giftfic for princessbee. A "first time"/early relationship piece, solely inspired by her writing. I may never be able to match it, but I can have fun trying.

Yet another take on Harley Quinn's origin story, but hopefully with some fresh, new interpritations and twists. I will be adding one chapter a week. Hope you enjoy! Rated Mature for some scenes of graphic violence.

Batman's faced with a problem he can't solve, and he's forced to turn to the one person he hoped he'd never have to for help.

I betrayed him. . .

A series of drabbles, no more than 1000 words each, looking into the relationship between the Joker and Harley Quinn.

“Your goal is to get into my head, to pick me apart like roadkill because I'm 'abnormal'. But everyone knows that most shrinks are crazier than their patients. So I can't help but wonder, what's your baggage?" Joker/Harley Warning: Non-con

A one-shot of some Batman/Joker smut. What really should have happened during the interrogation scene...

/Nuada and Kroenen, non-romantic/ Sometimes fate delivered you a most mysterious surprise.

Nolanverse Joker/Harley. They need a room, and they need it now.

A short story told from the perspective of The Joker, involving Batman and the orderlies at Arkham Asylum.

Nuada noticed the change in his sister's heart immediately. Now on the way to claim the Golden Army, he confronts Nuala...and his own feelings. Rated M for Mature Themes

Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.

She's constructed a king, and wonders at her own reward. Nolanverse Joker/Harley.

The Mayor's daugher Amy awakens from a long night of partying to find herself in a very strange situation. Rated MA for explicit sexual content.

Originally posted as Force Me for the bat fic contest on LiveJournal I liked this title better! . Prompt: Crush. The Joker ponders the meaning of the word. Winner Second Place! Hurrah.

The two royalty have a little talk before the battle with our protagonists. One-shot. Read and review!

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

So this was the game: how could he break her heart today? The Joker toys with Harley's mind. Warnings for psychological abuse.

Batman and his loyal manservant, Alfred Pennyworth, discuss what, precisely, Harley Quinn means to the Joker.

Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.

The Joker and Harley Quinn: one evening, a thousand moods. Warnings for violence and sexual situations.

Harley gets the Joker ready for work after a night of violence.

When he laughs, the world hurtles by. But when he cries, it stops. Based directly on the new "Joker" graphic novel and set within that continuity.

Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.

I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move. - Spike. •STAND ALONE•

Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.

...The periods of their life are compromised of elements; of things primal and untamed. Hellboy II. Nuada x Nuala.

During the early centuries of the wars with humans, Nuada is offered a slave girl in exchange for sparing a single tribe. Takes place before the creation of the Golden Army. Adult and possibly offensive themes, see Author's Notes for more.

Harley Quinn gets an unexpected visit in her new cell at Arkham, but it isn't quite the romantic reunion she'd hoped for. -Ace in the Hole- Harley one shot. Rated for Language and Strong Sexual Content. Enjoy!

Harley's screwed up big this time. Dark fic.

He's got a smile on his face and she put it there. Drabblish.

“Why should I stop when the whole time she’s been telling me to GO?” -- A brief history of the Joker through the eyes of a childhood friend.

The men and women of BPRD have to deal with a new member with an incredibly, um, disruptive presence. Warning: silliness ahead. I tried to keep the sex out, but it sneaked in anyway... HB/Liz/Abe/Nuala/Nuada/Johann/OC and yes, you read that right.

It's been said that fifteen minutes was all it took for Harleen Quinzel to lose herself in the Joker. But even supervillain whirlwind romances need therapy. A Nolanverse interpretation of things, with references a-plenty to the comics. JokerxHarley

Harvey Dent wants to catch the Joker once and for all. Rachel Dawes, secretly obsessed with him, offers herself as bait for the plan. But things go awry... Joker/Rachel Rated MA Disclaimer: I don't own, and I don't earn.

She was a murmur of a heartbeat under the buzz of all his constant thought. What could never be. Riddler, Harley, Joker.

Oneshot on Nuala on her last few hours, including the end as accurately written as possible. NOT TWINCEST! AbeXNuala cos I love them Not drabbly, does include a moment between her and Nuada just before Hellboy etc comes charging in. Rated T to be safe.

An event form Nuad and Nuala's past when Nuada tricks Nuala into metting him to collect the "forfeits" he won fighting for her.

This is Nuada's side of the events described in Nuala's Brideshirt

Ever wonder just what exactly was the final straw for Prince Nuada regarding the humans? Perhaps there has been more than one. An exploration of Nuada and Wink's time in exile, and a look at the many things that motivate Prince Nuada to do what he does.

Pearl is trying to overcome the trauma she experienced at Arkham Asylum, but it's made even more difficult by an unwanted visitor.

Prince Nuada's last thoughts, fits into the Movie as it was.... some non-graphic sexual content. short one-off.

When you're ill there's nothing that can soothe your aches and pains like a little gesture of caring from the one you love. JokerxHarley. Some violence.

Missing scene from PC - Susan tries to teach Caspian how to use a crossbow, but the only "target" he wants to concentrate on is her.

Oh, how the Joker loves the term maniac. After all, who is he to deny what he is? A look inside of the Joker's head. One-shot.

One-shot. It was all just a misunderstanding. NuadaOC

An old servant tells the truth of what happened to Nuala and Nuada at the end of HB2

Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley

Based on Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Nuala and Nuada have always been bound. These are small glimpses of what that life was like. Non-explicit sexual content.

A revision of an earlier much too rough story of Nuada confronting Nuala about a rumor that she has decided to marry. Warning: Incest, but only in the nicest possible way--if this is poss.

A look as to how a Nolanverse Joker and Harley might begin their 'relationship.'

"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.

A snapshot to give the Nuada fangirls a sigh... Minor warning for flowery prose - I couldn't resist.

Nolan-verse. A young woman who is obsessed with the Joker learns a valuable lesson about his nature. Warnings for violent themes. Oneshot. NOT Joker/OC.

No one dresses as well as the Joker. And no one loves it more than Harley. Exploration of a ritual between them. Sensual and subtle. JokerxHarley.

Movie-'verse, Nuala-centric with a smidgeon of Abe/Nuala - an alternate ending for Hellboy II, focusing on my speculation as to her backstory and connection to her brother. DARK, please SEE WARNINGS INSIDE.

The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means you, Harley Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness when it comes to his ego. Funny and light. JokerxHarley.

What could King Balor have been thinking, when Prince Nuada reappeared after so long in exile? This is a one-shot, stream of consciousness story from Balor's point of view.

Movieverse, HB 2; Naula contemplates. Slight Naula/Nauda

Prince Nuada reflecting on friendship, family, loss and life. Develops his relationship with his friend Wink, and the touch of twincest. Hellboy II movie-based.

Damn, they won't stop. -Hellboy II oneshot- -NuadaxNuala Twincest and slight HB2 spoilers. Read at your own risk.-

Hellboy II Movieverse. Incest. "They shared a bond. Together or apart, they revolved around each other—although no one knew who was the sun and who was the planet." Nuada and Nuala, after his return.

He had loved her since the womb. Movieverse. Twincest. Mature.

A session between Mista J and Harley that I deem a worthy turning point in their "relationship" hot and scary, just like I like my Joker....Joker&Harley oneshot...reviews anyone?

Hellboy fought for a long time. As much as he wanted to kill the prince, he couldn’t do that to Abe....an alternate ending to Hellboy II. Spoilers.

One-shot, movie-based, spoilers for Hellboy II. As Prince Nuada is sent off to war, Princess Nuala muses on how much she knows about her brother and how much she has yet to learn. Takes place during the ancient war and before Nuada's banishment.

Dr. Leland wants to know why Harley won't leave the Joker. But Harley will never tell. Inspired by Arleen Sorkin's opinion on the matter:Everyone else sees the Joker laugh. Only Harley has ever seen him cry. Mild adult themes. JokerxHarley.

The Joker muses on existence and his place in the world

Based on events in Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serous Earth. Remember Pearl? What had it been like to be the Joker's hostage? What happened to her? Reveiws welcome, ConCrit adored.

Batman and Joker discuss life as comic book characters.

Dick Grayson's first encounter with the Joker.

He takes her life, and he gives it back, over and over again. Written for psych 30 challenge, transference. Vignette. JokerxHarley. Warnings for strong themes.

Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you. Written for livejournal communnity psych 30's 'libido' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, sadomasochism and language.

Harley through The Joker's eyes - on some days, anyway. Inspired by Mistah J's Girl's poem: Blonde. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.

Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.

He was her fetish. It was as simple as that. It was a matter of all the little things, and all the little things made up him. Written for lj community psych 30's 'fetish' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.

Set not long after the events of 'Mad Love'. Just how did Joker resolve things with Harley after the lies he told are revealed? How does Harley come to accept them? JokerxHarley.

Set not long after she's become Harley Quinn. Why is she there and what does she get out of it? Written for lj community psych 30's Daddy Issues challenge. Sexy, cute and bent. Warnings for adult themes. JokerxHarley.

She stirred something in him, something he couldn't name. And it made him furious. JokerxHarley. I wrote this in retaliation to the fluff of Punchline, wanting something far darker. Warnings for violence and hurt sans comfort. WINNER third place.

It was the one joke she got he didn't. JokerxHarley. Firmly rooted in the DCAU. Not OOC but it's definitely fluff and I'm guilty. References to abuse. Written for the 'Punchline' drabble challenge at batfic contest on livejournal. WINNER second place!

In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.

Just a snippet of what Harley and Joker's last minutes might be like.

A sequel to "Harley Quinn: Soliloquy" told through The Joker's eyes. Harley? Rehabilitated? Not if Mistah J has anything to say about it. This ain't fluffy, kids. It's nasty, brutal, hilarious and darkly comic. JokerxHarley. Strong themes. Complete.

They were symbolic to her, of her independence. Of her freedom. Of her power. She gave them up willingly for Him. Written for the batfic contest over at livejournal and won SECOND PLACE yaaaaay . Joker/Harley

Sometimes, the ravings of a madman can be all too sane.

A little vignette on the way Joker perhaps perceived Harley when she first came to Arkham as a self-confident, ambitious young intern. An experiment, that doesn't seem to have quite come off the way I wanted it to. Never mind!

A naughty little vignette set early in Joker and Harley's relationship. How far will she go for him - and what kind of satisfaction does she get from it? Warnings for sexual references.

A rehabilitated Harley Quinn tries to find her place in a society she is no longer a part of. But can she truly leave the shadows of her past behind? Warning for mild themes and references to violence.

Jordan and Angela pairing, Part Two continuation of Maybe More...as the title and the rating implies, the story is moving onto more mature territory. Another update, Ch. 12 is up!

Jordan and Angela pairing, picking up where the show left off. A lot of Jordan's point of view, since I was always dying to know what he was thinking. Final Chapter now up, Part One complete.

She needed to shut up. [Joker X Harley]

Joker was not someone you could leave unless he specified so. [Joker X Harley]

Who is Spike's mother?

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]

Spotlight on a moment in Drusilla's backstory.

What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?

The Joker gets quite a surprise when a stranger pays him a visit in his holding cell.

Indeed, Harley was worth something, and he’d gladly demonstrate how. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

It took 72 sessions with the Joker for Harleen to become Harley. But how exactly did it happen? The Madhouse Romance tells it all. [Joker X Harley]

It wasn’t fair. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Sequel to TV Talk. Our dear villains gather around and discuss yet another show. Honestly, don't they have anything better to do?

A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.

Nothing stands in her way now. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

There are things better left unseen and unheard… [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Each of his roses is a renewed promise. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Sampling the Joker’s power was to become addicted to it—and she was already mad for the guy. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

“The boys said it was something you liked” [Joker X Harley], OneShot, AU

They said she was crazy, but they were wrong: he was a damn good kisser. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

It’s Halloween, even in Gotham City. “Trick or Treat, Puddin’?” [Joker X Harley], OneShot

“I feel pretty, oh, so pretty…” [Joker X Harley], OneShot

She couldn’t tell him. Because worse than a bad sidekick, was an ill sidekick. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Something was missing, something that should have been at his left, sleeping soundly… what was it again?...Oh, right! Harley! [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Some of Batman's villains discuss a TV show.

Set right after Nomak kills the dealer. Even when we tell ourselves we don't care about others, or what they tink about us, it's not always true.

One-shot set in the 1880s. Drusilla gives Spike a gift... an innocent girl.

An Arkham patient finds that getting better poses its own set of problems.