I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.

A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.

During a Joint Deployment, the UNSC Infinity and Her Sangheili allies are suddenly thrown into a new Galaxy, and end up near Charon before the Systems Alliance discovers the Charon Relay. Alliances are forged and how will the galaxy react to an aggressive humanity that not only doesn't use Mass Effect technology, but will not let anyone stand in their way of expansion? AU PreME1

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

Upon Revan's death, he does not become one with the Force. Instead, he and his long-time friend, Meetra, reappear above a blue planet. In it, they stumble upon Godric's Hollow and Harry. Desiring a legend, they help him grow in both the Force and magic. Harry Potter will become the first Jedi Warlock. GreyJedi!HarryXHarem. Manipulative Dumbledore. Slow start.

Darren Maverick, a teen infected by the Blacklight virus pursues a bloody vendetta against Alex Mercer... but fails. Once captured by BlackWatch, he is taken to Japan where he gets caught in the mishaps of a pink haired girl... with telekinetic powers, a severe case of Multiple Personality Disorder, and Anger Management problems. (Disregards PROTOTYPE 2)

In one universe, Cole Macgrath, Demon of Empire city, activates the RFI ending the lives of all conduits on Earth. In another universe, Alex Mercer saves New York city from a nuclear payload. In their last moments, both heroes are sent on a one-way trip to ... somewhere. What fate lies before our two heroes and who is the shadowy figure tracking them? (Story is being rewritten)

The death of a minor demon tears a hole in warp space, sending the Master Chief, a Dominion Ghost, an Inquisitor of the Imperium of man and their companions into the Reaper-verse. On the bright side, Shepard gains some powerful allies. Contains some language, decent amounts of violence, and several OCs.

He was known as the Wrath of Odin, Zeus' Rage... and monster, But yet, all he desired was to redeem himself in the eyes of the world that had seen him as nothing but a monster. Defending several Conduit children, he holds up against the militia in a final act of redemption. But just as death comes for him... a pink haired mage calls for a familiar.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!

Everyone else calls it a suicide mission. To these guys, it's just business as usual. Sequel to The Supernovas of Mass Effect. Please read that one first. Spans all of Mass Effect 2, with characters from inFAMOUS, Prototype, Halo, and Bioshock, along with countless other references. Warning: Rated M for graphic violence, language, drugs, alcohol, Jack, and other adult themes.

[DISCONTINUED] It was over... XCOM defeated the Enemy from the unknown reaches of Space. They eliminated the enemy within... But threats for Humanity still exist, and they are closer than ever, living amongst us... It is time for X-COM's youngest Operative to face the Enemy Monstrous... Rated T because of XCOM.

A changed humanity went into hibernation, having fallen prey to its own nature. Mountains formed, solar systems collapsed, and history went on without them. However, that story has not finished yet. A moral war that had once raged for tens of thousands of years will now be brought upon the Galactic Government's front door... for better or worse. (FIXED DISCONTINUITY IN CHAPTER 2)

A story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

An astounding discovery just outside the Eastern border of Germania brings an opportunity to shift the balance of power in Halkeginia. Saito knows what this discovery actually is and, unfortunately, he, Louise, and all their friends are pulled into the fray of a brewing chaos.

Alex Mercer has one last chance to restore his faith in the human race. All he has to do is bring them the girl and wipe away the debt. Sounds simple enough but now he's stuck babysitting a reality-warping shut-in in an alternate reality. It's times like these that Alex wishes he could get drunk to deal with all this craziness. BioShock Infinite and [Prototype] crossover.

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

A US Ranger team finds themselves trapped in a GLA stronghold after destroying their target. A lucky green portal saves them from being roasted by the GLA after being discovered but transports them to a world of a messed-up fairy tale where magic exists. See how soldiers trained by a free-world nation cope against tyrannical rulers and fight for the freedom of the oppressed.

The Ethereals, the Aquatoids, the Micronoids. Humanity has faced them all, and come out stronger. The Humans have left their world, exploring the stars, their technology built on Alien corpses. How will they react when they meet a peaceful society, one that is both advanced and primitive? ABANDONED, REWRITE IS UP UNDER THE TITLE 'THE HUMAN WAR!

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Inspired by erttheking's From the Ashes, this is a different take on what happens when a space faring Fallout universe suddenly finds itself meeting its galactic neighbors at the onset of a Reaper Invasion. See what happens when humanity enters the stage and does not bow to the will of those deeming to be superior.

With the technologies of several alien races at its disposal, humanity had undergone a technological revolution. It advanced at such a rapid pace, far exceeding many expectations. Soon however, the humans learned that they shared their galaxy with yet another group of sentient alien life, but to mankind's horror and confusion, these aliens were not the sort they expected at all.

What if Louise got her summoning spell botched differently, and was brought back to Halkeginia with consequances...different. (A Louise reverse summoned from WoW).

[PROTOTYPE 2] My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Crossover. Oskar's secret has been revealed to Twilight in totality, Twilight faces betraying her friend or betraying her morals. The events of season 2 are fast approaching and the ripples Oskar has caused through his mere presences alone changes more and more. Can a friendship survive when one of of the friends is a killer?

Alex Mercer died 90 years after the second outbreak, of his own volition- self-imposed starvation. Now, one of his created children (Not necessarily good OC), finds himself living through the first contact war, and many other interesting events. May include romances, if I feel like it, and there will be Horrific violence. Updated to M Due to violence. KyWrds: Von Neumann, John, AU

In the grace of the Traveler's light, we sung. In the golden age of humanity, we sung. And in the age of Darkness? We sing. But no longer do we sing of grace, or peace, or prosperity. We are the Guardians, and our souls sing in the name of those who fell. We sing of war, and of victory! A MExDestiny crossover.

Two cultures in two different worlds from two different realms… one has control over magic, while the other has mastery over science… now the question is, what will happen if the two realms meet. Find out in this story, a Familiar of Zero Fanfiction story, magic vs. science! A lot of OCs plus a time difference, and don't forget to review. -Story on Hiatus.

Louise's familiar summoning attempts to reach out and take Saito Hiraga as per usual except this time Saito is a sailor aboard the UNSC Infinity. Louise not only summons Saito but inadvertently takes the Infinity and some of her escorts to Halkeginia, changing the destiny of every intelligent life form there forever. T for language.

Bioshock/Fallout/Mass Effect crossover A malfunctioning lutece device causes Rapture to be frozen in time just as Eleanor reaches the surface. Rapture unfreezes just as the lone wanderer brings water to the wasteland. Eleanor rebuilds Rapture and sets out to unite Earth. Humanity then looks to the stars.

In one life Saito Hiraga was an unassuming boy living an ordinary life. In another, he was a legendary warrior who united his people and led them, and that of many others to achieve independence and freedom from the oppression of a corrupt nation. Guess which one Louise summons? DISCONTINUED. RE-WRITE PENDING

Book 1 of 3. As ancient powers and enigmatic figures make their move, the stars will darken and the heavens will tremble as a scarred and battered humanity still reeling from the Combine occupation encounters the rest of the civilized galaxy.

Sequel to Code Geass: Let Me Share the Burden. For two hundred years Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia has built a mighty imperium away from the eyes of the galactic community; drawn out by Turian aggression the Holy Empire of Britannia now stands ready to take its rightful place in the galaxy, whether the Council likes it or not. Please review folks

Mankind traveled through stars. Created and uplifted many species. Fought against Protheans. And was destroyed by Reapers. 48 thousand years later, the last human, prepares universe for Reaper Invasion. M- for safety.

Unwittingly uplifted beyond expectation by their foes, humanity not only destroyed their aggressors, but surpassed them and made their way to the stars. As Humanity expands from the Earth will they find their place in the galaxy, or will ghosts from the past come back to haunt them? (Co-writer NathanHale2.)

It wasn't until she had spilled the blood did Liara T'Soni realize what she had unleashed upon the galaxy. For better or for worse, Zeus had returned./ Some chapters may be later rated M for gore.

A virus meets a mutant, neither of them knowing what it means to be human. They can only inch along in this world, merely guess at meaning, and try to find it for themselves. Chapter 7 is up!

A solar flare left earth an irradiated wasteland. To survive humanity decide to sleep it out in cryostasis leaving behind robotic caretakers, the AVIDA, to protect earth and find humanity a new place to call home. The AVIDA do just that and after 700 years humanity awaken to a new future they could only dream about. The only problem is they're stuck in an interstellar war.

John VaSilas, Leech Conduit, wielder of three powers, each more deadly than the last, and Bio-Terrorist on the run from everything he ever knew. When a chance encounter during a desperate run for freedom sends him into a world he had always thought fictional, can the Conduit of Yokai Academy retain his Humanity, or will he give in to the power he possesses?

Sibling story to emissary. after a failed suicide attempt louse finds herself on a world not her own and is saved by a creature she has never seen before. now she will work for the good of her species as a whole, whether it wants her help or not!

One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R

The Temple Ship threatened to eradicate either XCOM's finest or the entire human race. Instead, it took itself into a whole new universe, where the races of the galaxy used the incredible Element Zero to cross the stars. No one has any idea what's coming... *Being replaced with a remake*

It has been 300 years since the Citadel Council had stumbled upon the open relay that lead to the Protoforms, and 300 years since these creatures were unleashed upon an unsuspecting galaxy by the Council ambassadors and the blockade had been implemented to keep the entire monstrous population at bay. Now a new power is stirring that may tip the balance in any direction... AU

An entire ship full of commoners? The zero could never do such a thing! But when she does, what could be the repercussions of pirates from a different universe being brought to her lands of Halkeginia? Their world being so similar yet so much different then theirs, what things, both good and bad could they have brought with them? M for language, Graphic and suggestive themes.

My explorations in the world of Halkeginia; mostly inspired by discussions on the Spacebattles Creative Writing forums. Dragon Summoning moved to its own story.

After 'completing' the Familiar Summoning Spell, Louise is thrust into the lifeless sands of the Mojave Wasteland. Her status made irrelevant, her lessons useless, she is forced to adapt to a constantly changing world that kills the unwary every day. Where will an experienced Courier fit into all of this? What will be the fate, of the Zero? Reader discretion strongly advised.

Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...

Alex mercer is on his final mission to destroy blackwatch and the virus, when things go south. Being trapped and sent into space, he remains dormant for years, till one day, the ship containing him crash lands into a certain planet. Watch out universe, Alex mercer is making a comeback.

My Godfather, likely dead. Myself, lost in my own world. They tell me the girl needs saving, well... my "saving people" thing guarantees that. Just one thing I can't understand, how the f*ck does a city fly without magic? HP/Infinite crossover

Two worlds have very different realities of how a deity functions. Enter the Divine Milletian, from a world corrupted and destroyed by those who misbelieve and hate, summoned by one who wishes for a divine, beautiful and powerful familiar. Faith and fact clash, and the reality of the situation will change the fate of Halkeginia forever. Rated T for violence, may move to M later.

When a former French Emperor is summoned by a pink-haired girl, the history of Helgekinia is forever changed.

When you become an extragalactic entity, meeting other galactic civilizations becomes an inevitable occurrence, and First Contact rarely goes well for the less-advanced society. Pre-ME through ME3. Rated T for language and implied sexual situations later on. Extremely Light parody on Halo OPness AKA Halo tech taken to its logical conclusion.

It's a time travel story about Revan and Mission. They find themselves about four thousand years in the future with the Star Forge still intact.

Harry Potter/Bioshock Infinite Xover. H/E Dark!Powerful!Harry. Something very wrong happens in the Department of Mysteries and Harry is left without a godfather..and without a hand, but with a burning need, born from guilt to find him and set everything straight. But nothing is easy for Harry Potter, especially when two strange redheads had a hand in all of this Real summary inside

Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière, known as a failure of a mage that can only make things explode, finds herself summoning a being that is much more of an expert in the art of destruction than she is! After all, no wizard would allow a sorcerer to out-do him. There will be a romance at some point, but I'm not giving it away here...

The US Government sends a Navy SEAL into a newly discovered world to recover lost equipment and weapons, and to explore this new world. This is going to be one of the most interesting missions for Commander Riptide, Sniper for SEAL Team 10.

Life did not end with the closing of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Humanity grew as they continued to progress onward. It was not fast nor easy, but humans reached for the stars, and took them. With a greater danger approaching from the dark corners of space and strange new species filled with grudges and hatred, can they ever reclaim the dream of True Peace they once had?

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

Japanese-American US Army Ranger Alex Tsougi always considered himself a normal military grunt. That is until he teleports through a magic portal into the world of Zero no tsukaima. WARNING:the following story gets really epic by ch3. Complete!

Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.

A creature has been summoned to the small nation of Tristan. Bound in service to a young mage, stranded in a world he doesn't know, and loving every second of it. Will he be able to help his pupils face what challenges they must overcome?

Louise summons Saito, however, Saito does not land in Tristain Academy. Instead, he falls straight into the Fairy Woods, where he is found by -you guessed it- Tiffania Westwood.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.