Ain't-no-Angelshide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Ok when Amber talks it is in regular and Sam does comments on everything and that is bold 'lo, Sam and Amber here, sorry about the slow updates. Writer's block sucks and sometimes we are just plain bizzzzzzzy. lol And you get mad at me about my grammer, she even corrects my grammer when I'm talking. Lets see...about us. This should be enjoyable what does Amber have to say about her annoying Orlando obessed cousin Well to start, Sam is 13 and Amber is 14. We are cousins so this is a joint account but the email is Sam's so she'll forward all reviews to Amber. Execpt once when I deleted one of her reveiws by mistake. We both love to write and read. Harry Potter is the best ever! Though Lord of the Rings is a good second...Sam hits Amber in arm and now her arm hurts We love music...mostly all kinds except rap...eww! And R and B! And Sam dances but Amber doesn't have enough balance or skill for that. I still don't have gracefulness, I trip over air! (that she does!) We will/do write independent stories and niether of us can spell for crap so please bare with us! Ok also...WEBOTH hate Paris Hilton...ok sorry if ya like her, but really she can't act, or modle, or sing, or do anything execpt be a pretty face...wait...she's not even that. Amber noddes in agreement Any-who. If you review we'll give you a cookie! (Well not really but we'll want to!) We love all reviewers and thank them for reading! Really, 50 reveiws! I love you guys So here is our info for our stories: Fics- Escaping Reality- Is a Smallville/Lord of the Rings Crossover inculding three girls. Yeah, hopefully it will be good. It has love triangles, elfs, dogs, orcs and insane collage girls who like french wine and are crazied fan girls. Yeah that's about it! So please read! We would like some reveiws! (Sam's fic) The Blacken Rose- Redone, I like this versoin better! She is not a Mary sue, but if she is turning into one please tell me. Anyway this one will be updated soon. Next chapter, should be up within this week! (Sam's fic) One Lucky Girl-Will not be updated soon, sorry, I have writer's block, but the next chapter will be all about Kali. Also I am thinking of redoing it! Give me feedback on this. (Sam's again!) Headstrong-A one shot to the song Headstrong by Trapt. (written by both of us!) I think we should write more chapters Recovery-May seem like every other post battle story but i hope i'm making it original! I don't really know where it's going but i have some plot bunnies hiding in the dark corners of my mind. Updated yesterday and will be updated soon! (Amber's fic) Amber writes poems so if you'd like to check that out too she would be thrilled. http://www.fictionpress.com/~indigotear love the girls who really aren't angels, I am! Me, Me, I am a pretty angel Amber No one will marry her& Sam Bloom (Yea like that'll ever happen!) |
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The Elf Princess Diaries, Vol I by Haldiriell reviews
Haldir is looking for his daughter. He finds her in . . . New York City? NOTE: Thanks to some loyal readers who still comment even several years later, I've decided to finish posting this here.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Legolas, Michael M.
Changes by CaptainCrash reviews
A freak full moon takes Remus and Tonks on a journey of discovery and revenge. Rated T for language, lemons and major character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Adventures in the Bar of Killed off Characters by Captain Pagie reviews
DEDICATED TO NOTA LONE! Boromir, Haldir, and Sirius Black are in a bar where all characters that have been killed off from other novels dwell. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they work together to fidn a way out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Boromir, Haldir
Lady B by Vivien Nimue reviews
A Boromir romance fic with a difference, (written as a diary) A tale of parody, romance, angst, acne, toads and adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Boromir
Out of All of the People in the World, WHY ME! by Elvin BlueEyes reviews
The usual. Girl falls in M.E. and goes on the adventure that everybody else wants to go on and causes nothing but madness. And she also finds the meaning of growing up. First story so be nice. This is a MarySue, so if any of you don't like em' don't re
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,185 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
To Judge a Book By Its Cover by ShrugDuckie reviews
The sequel to Reading Between the Lines. Two years have gone by since Claire Woods destroyed the plot Harry Potter books. With the help of two old friends, will she be able to repair the damage she caused to the fantasy world she loved? Read to find out..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005
Stalking the fellowship by frufru the pixie an candyfloss reviews
When three girls find themselves in Middle Earth they have three very different reactions. And the rest is exactly what the title says. Watch as they cause much havoc along the way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,320 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004
A Stranger In The Woods by katiesue reviews
LEGOLAS! CAUTION: This story is a Legomance and Marysue. Don't say you weren't warned. Woman finds herself in M.E. and happens upon the Prince himself...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by JadedFire reviews
You've heard of the typical fangirl of Elves and hobbits falling into Middle-earth. But what about the OrcSauron fangirls? Enter Nora and Bethany. First chapter is just on Bethany and Nora and their bizarre fandom.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Sauron
Evanescence by CreativeQuill reviews
[COMPLETE!] PostHBP, Harry's quest for the horcruxes... but he's not doing it alone! HG RHr RemusTonks BillFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,439 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Broken by ElvenPrincessSapphire reviews
Sapphire runs away with a plan for fame, but what she dosen't expect is that she ends up somewhere in Middle Earth with the fellowship and an extreamly annoying elf. And to make things worse she's forgetting the plot!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Legolas
A second childhood by Jedi Gollum reviews
Haldir is a successful march-warden expecting his first child with his lovely wife. But when he encounters Saruman while on a mission, things go astray when a spell is cast upon him to teach him not to be such an arrogant elfling...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Haldir
Dealing With the Consequences by FranziT reviews
Ginny stays at Grimmauld Place. The only other person there, Sirius Black, is her secret love, and she doesn't know how to deal with her feelings. A night full of passion changes their lives forever and leaves them with consequences to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Ginny W., Sirius B.
Return of the 'Return of the Celery Sticks' by Legolas stalker reviews
That's right folks! Now YOU can get your VERY OWN SEQUEL for the low, low price of REVIEWING!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,591 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Child of the Stars by Cassiopeia Black reviews
A child, hidden from the world by her father, will finally discover what it's like to live, and maybe even what it's like to love... but what will happen when that man is suppoded to be her enemy? SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Fallen Angels by Archery-Princess57 reviews
When Serenity pranks Tristan, getting payback for what she thinks is cheating, he grows insane. So insane, it causes something Serenity once caused before. And that little something is called death...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
Alone by Elven Jedi Knight reviews
Girl dropped into Middle-earth sometime a little after Return of the King. Gets into tons of trouble. Finds that M-E is very lonely even with hot elven princes nearby...my first fanfic, please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
A Very Meriadoc Christmas by Faramir Fancier reviews
Just in time for the Holidays, Merry has decided to host his own Christmas Special, complete with home movies from other people in Middle Earth! Contains everyone's favorite people, and commentary from Pippin, the co-host. Good Family Fun! Still going, ev
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Tangled Webs of Different Playfields by redtiger reviews
[Sequel to Slytherin Beater Gryffindor Keeper] Morgana Montague thought she could erase Oliver from her life but when fate brings them together again she can no longer deny how she feels but in the meantime, her world is turning upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,629 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Oliver W., G. Montague - Complete
Death of a Hero by CreativeQuill reviews
{COMPLETE} A one-shot -- the death of our hero after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Babies, Rings and Insanity by gaterback reviews
rated pg-13 for language. another one where 3 girls drop into ME, but what makes this one different? One of them has a baby, one is afraid of water, and the other is a magnet for creepy stalker guys.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,294 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004
Essential Fairy Tales by Vouivre reviews
Late one night Vala sneaks from her bedroom. A simple get together in the Field seemed innocent enough, but how could she know it would change her life entirely?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,115 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
I Saw Sparks by A Lack Of Color reviews
.COMPLETE. It's Ginny's sixth year at Hogwarts, and she detirmined to make it her best year yet. But how will she be able to do that, when she can't stop thinking about a certain messy haired, green eyed boy? HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,058 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Weasley Road Trip by Thalia Poet reviews
The Weasleys go on a road trip to save Charlie's Muggle Studies grade...(if he can survive that long). Attempted humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Ron W., George W.
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The Blacken Rose reviews
Most girls dream of falling into Middle Earth. Not Alex. But guess what, Alex is pulled againest her will into the world with two loyal fans and has to go thrught the trails of the fellowship. Those marysue stories make it sound so easy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,981 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Boromir, Legolas
Unwritten reviews
Drench yourself in words unspoken, Live your life with arms wide open, Today is where your book begins, The rest is still unwritten...Natasha Bedingfield
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sirius B., Fleur D.
Headstrong reviews
Harry faces HIM one last time with a price
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort