I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!

Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH

What happens when you anger a God? What happens when something once pure, turns wicked and angry? What is left of someone who has been alone so long? How do you ask forgiveness for being so wrong? How do you apologize for breaking someone's heart? This is the story of Slytherin House's Angel of Carnage. FemHarry/Naruto Yuri, wrong GWL, God-like, lots of bashing, lot's of gore.

See the shinobi world through the eyes of Saki, the daughter of Konoha barkeeps with a big mouth and an even bigger heart. Young Saki forms an unlikely friendship with Sakura Haruno and earns the love and respect of local ninja. As she watches the events of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden unfold, Saki undergoes her own journey to find her place between the ninja and domestic realms.

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

Harry is off to a school in Japan to finish his NEWT's and for the first time in in his life he is in charge of his own destiny and can make his own decisions. Harry wants to make his own mark on the wizarding world and with the resources at his disposal and his popularity at an all time high now is the time to forge his own path. - Multi storyline story and lots of OC's

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

Uzumaki Himitsu has a younger brother Naruto she would do anything for. Secrets that everyone overlooks, and a way of changing everything by following her nature. The youngest Hunter nin yet lives in shadows, stirs the leaves. A reincarnation story involving someone of another world. One who has no concept of written language or the story she is now living; and altering entirely.

Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.

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Naruto has the power to control vectors after being taken from his parents by Orochimaru, and at home things aren't much better. His twin sisters are pushing away their younger sister Mito. Kushina and Minato are too busy with Naruko being an unstable jinchuriki to help. Mito with the help of her friends will search the world for a sibling who cares; even if he's a little insane.

Over thousands of years has passed, and he diligently watched over the prison he created for Kaguya. He never expected for someone to get pass the dimensional barrier he created. Refusing to let him stew in his loneliness, she visited as often as she could. For over a century she did this, and he was grateful to her. She prevented his fall to insanity. She was his beloved.

In which Urahara Kisuke becomes a daddy, and everyone else is confused and maybe slightly horrified. (parental!Urahara Kisuke / fem!Naruto / de-aged!Naruto / Arrancar!Naruto) Rated T for language and a bit of blood - posted an omake

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

AU cross-over Harry Potter/Stargate. Super-Harry.Harry ends up absorbing the memories and abilities of Janus and Voldemort when he is 9 and gets sent by the Others to the ancient ship Destiny. He returns on a quest to conquer the universe, his way. Encounters the Goa'uld, Wraith, Furling, Skrull, Kryptonians, BSG Colonials, and Star Wars. Major retconning. Pairings: Harry/Hermione.

A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.

Harry wanted to be normal. He couldn't be normal in the wizarding world, his relatives made it clear that he wouldn't fit in the muggle world. Can he fit in the shinobi world with the help of his guardian? Or will he always stand out? Complete!

The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-

Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.

Harry killed voldy, and now he's some type of immortal. he's getting bored, oh, he also wears dresses. And he's freakin strong and scary! This is for laughs okay, but it should also warm the heart. IT"S DONE! Praise my BETA! REVIEW BUT NO FLAMES!

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Slash, HPOC - In which the author parodies herself in a self-insertion masterpiece after spending too much time reading over at Live Journal: users babbchronicles and pottersues, and the deleterius community.