*** BoO Spoilers!*** Apollo is stripped of his immortality until he can retake Delphi. Percy is offered thirteen months to decide if he wants to accept godhood. Someone has to teach Apollo how to be a human and Percy has to learn how to deal with his godly abilities. It's only logical for the two of them to work together. ***Will be Boy x Boy. Don't like? Don't read.***

Enter Oikawa Tooru, the middle-class citizen who has everything he needs, but who does not eat. Enter Iwaizumi Hajime, the homeless young man who barely scrapes enough to eat every single day. Maybe putting them together is the first step in changing those routines of theirs. Iwaoi, oneshot. Warning for eating disorder.