Some of My Favourite TMI Quotes:

"I'm warning you, that jacket is sexy. The institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames."

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"

"If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know."

"I'll just have them change demonology textbooks from 'Almost extinct' to 'Not extinct enough for Alec. He likes his monsters really, really extinct."

"I always thought it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave.' No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" "No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it."

"I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Be thee gone woman and bring me something brown."

"Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina."

"'Black for hunting throughout the night For death and sorrow, the colors white. Gold for a bride in her wedding gown And red to call enchantment down.' Shadowhunters get married in gold? Sorry to crush your dreams of a white wedding."

"I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats," he said. "Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to 'Jace', or 'Hot Stuff.''' "You did not just say that." "You don't like 'Hot Stuff'? You think 'Sweet Cheeks' might be better? 'Love Crumpet'? Really, that last one's stretching it a bit. Though, technically, my family is British-"

"Try not to murder any of my guests"

"I passed out and you guys tattoo me? I thought that only happened in Vegas"

"Go ahead, hang your head out the window if you need to." "I'm a werewolf not a golden retriever."

"Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black than the Widows of our Enemies since 1234."

"We came to see Jace, is he all right?" "I don't know, does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?"

"Who wants to do me?"

"A regrettable choice of words."

"I don't remember the Clave inviting you to the Glass City Magnus Bane."

"They didn't, your wards are down."

"Really? I hadn't noticed."

"That's terrible. Someone should have told you."

*Turns to Luke* "Tell him the wards are down."

"I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider."

"I think she just asked if she could touch my mango."

"It's the mortal cup Jace not the mortal toilet bowl."

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in 'y'."

Isabelle:"Well, while you were off trapping vampires, I was uptown fighting off a Hydra demon. With Clary."

Jace: "With Clary? You took her demon hunting with you? Isabelle-"

Isabelle:"Of course not. She was already well into the fight by the time I got there. Jace: "But how did you know—?"

Isabelle:"She texted me. So I went."

Jace: "She texted you? Is she all right? Did she get hurt?"

Isabelle:"Yes, she’s bleeding to death upstairs, but I thought I’d avoid telling you right away, because I like to draw the suspense out".

"Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death."