Favorite Line from Fanfictions

"In case you've forgotten Haruno-san, but Sasuke tried to kill Naruto. It his fault that Neji and Chouji almost died trying to stop Sasuke from getting to Ottogakure." Kakashi reasoned reasonably

Another civilian stood next to Toshiro and said, " Uchiha-san deserves to avenge his clan, if some expendable layabouts get in his way and try to stop him from that, then so be it."

At that one comment, chaos and outrage erupted within he meeting room like an activevolcano.

"Are you Insane!" Tsume Inuzuka yelled

"Whose side are you on?" Chouza shouted

"You're supporting Uchiha's betrayal?" Hiashi questioned with rage

"You are just stupid!" Kakashi complied at the civilian. -Naruto Uzumaki and the Dark Path of Shinobi, by kvsyaoran-


"...The Sky is one of those that are. Storms come and pass; Lightning flash and go; Rains fall and dry; Sun rise and set; Clouds from and dissipate; Mist gather and disappear...But the Sky will always be there"雨間, by WaiiKitsune -

"Dino-nii..." Tsuna spoke, though it came out muffled with the brunette's face still buried in Dino's chest. "Please don't make me personally introduce the beautiful floor of my estate to your face. We're in the second floor."

Dino gulped and wisely reined in his teasing side. " Alright, alright. I won't tease. Just take it all like any other ball: endure it until it's over."Vongola Decimo is Dating WHO?, by WaiiKitsune

"Namjoon’s wide, innocent eyes were still on him. Looking at him in that moment, one would forget the knowledge and wisdom the boy possessed. The sheer force and beauty of his personality. He looked so simple. Curious." Kisses and a pinch (mean i love you), By Orphan_account

"It was then that Jungkook realized that the bottle of lube Yoongi had abandoned after slicking himself up was next to Taehyung's thigh. Abruptly, he understood.

Two people most underestimated in BTS, Jungkook had found, were Namjoon and Taehyung. Not underappreciated, like Hoseok, but underestimated. Namjoon was everything that made BTS possible, both onstage and backstage. Seokjin may cook and clean, but Namjoon was the mortar that held them together after ache-inducing rehersals, throat-stripping recordings and thankless interviews. Even if she was stumbling on limp legs and being drip-fed exhaustion, she made sure that her members were taken care of, standing between them and the company, negotiating as best she can the agendas of both parties, making the best of both worlds. She was a support that everyone missed, took for granted. This night had taught them not to assume they understood Namjoon - she didn't reveal all her cards at once and one could never guess the hand she was dealt through her poker face. Taehyung was much the same, but for different reasons. He was someone who operated on his own plane of existence, wasn't understood by anyone and no one really tried. It was no secret that even in BTS, he sometimes felt isolated and lonely, as if he didn't quite belong with everyone else. He was loud and strange and unpredictable, but no one looked much beyond that unless he decided to divulge information. And, like Namjoon, his physical and sexual understanding and acceptance were dismissed. It wasn't that he was understood to have no experience - he fooled around with Jimin more than enough - but it was almost like that happened somewhere far away, like it came from an almost secondary source. But, just like Namjoon, his sexuality and sensuality just wasn't straightforward like everyone else. It was something that had to be unlocked, achieved only when hot flesh was pressed against hot flesh.

Jungkook recognized this in the way Taehyung's lips hovered over Jimin's Adam's apple like he wanted to wrap his lips around it and lick and suck and tease it but didn't. It was in the way he held Jimin in a position of comfort, letting the other man tremble and writhe. It was in the way he took him time fingering Jimin wide open, playing with his prostate inside and out - against Jimin's body, Taehyung's hands would be massive and Jungkook can only imagine what kind of a stretch the second tallest member is giving the shortest right now. Taehyung's eyes were hooded, but by no means closed, and he worked Jimin in a fashion that can only be called practised. He seemed to hit every erogeous zone that Jimin possessed, nipping and biting at a place on his throat that had him jerking and tears beading along his lashes." War of Hormone, By ThatDamnKennedyKid

Mother's Teaching

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"