SPEED STORY BLOG! A BLOG OF UTTER NONSENSE INSPERED BY PURPLE COW FROM THE NANO THREADS! HERE: 

My name will be known as Rose, for that is the name I will be known as. I've been writing since I was twelve, and I love reading and painting and drawing and artsy stuffs like that. I'm a dork, a super dork, a super person dork... which makes me a spork! (whoopee) And as a spork, I enjoy playing online dress up games. Anyway... I'm homeschooled, which is like any other type of school, except at home, which means I sleep late, eat all day and have more free time. I hate math, love hiking, camping, swimming and anything that happens outside. I'm not athletic at all, though everyone says I could be. (I run faster when I'm in the woods, weird...) I'm also really clumsy, like accidentally burn/cut my hands all the time clumsy. Also, I like roleplaying, (mostly Maximum Ride, I play Angel and Nudge.) I have five best friends, and many people who I wish I was friends with.

Jesus loves you!!! (Really He does.)

I don't want to hurt you,
I wanna be your friend.
Don't want you to hate me,
Just want this to end.
I hate how I've acted; I want to go back.~ random poem I wrote for a friend...

I cannot ague with you and change your mind about anything you are not willing to change.

Love is the most important thing in the world. Faith, hope, love, live by these three; but the greatest of these is love.

I am imperfect in a million ways.

Every human has the same inborn need to be loved.

I am a human. I need to be loved.

I am loved perfectly. Someone died to save me. Someone perfect.

He died to save you too. He loves you too.

Jesus is the Risen Christ.

Jesus is the Perfect Man.

He loves you. Just like you are.

Eleven and a half random things about me:

1. I have four brothers- three of whom drive me sane!

2. I have a major thing for hats, socks and scarves. (Dobby's sock! sorry, couldn't help myself...)

3. I don't cuss, instead, I say things like: fish, fish sticks, crow, cheesecake, holy fish, and snapdragonbuttercookies!

4. I'm pretty sure I'm dyslyxic... dyslexic, there, that's it (i swear, i didn't do that on purpose!)

5. I wish I had a tattoo.

6. I hate TV, or most of it anyway.

7. I'm a youtube addict.

8. I narrate whats happening around my friends to bother them. They hate it.

9. the only make-up I own is left over from Halloween.

10. I have the most amazing red wig ever.

11. I love listening to books on CD.

11 1/2. I have a huge crush on...

There you have it folks: eleven and a half random things about me!

Books that I'm in love with... that's not strange at all...

Anything by Alex Flinn

Maximum Ride

Artemis Fowl

Hunger Games/Caching Fire

The Missing Girl *sooo creepy*

Bad, by Jean Ferris *i think that's how she spells it.*

Dr Franklin's Island

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Looking Glass Wars

Harry Potter

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

my musics that i love!

Paramore

Skillet

Red

Relient K

Taylor Swift

Toby Mac

Thousand Foot Krutch

Flyleaf

Miranda Lambert

Auburn

Owl City

yeah, I have a bipolar taste in music, i know... metal, R&B, techno and country.

37 Secrets About Yourself.
(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
No, not straight up, I've been told "I love you." by one guy, but he lives too far away, and I'm not allowed to date/have no interest in dating

2) Where did you get your default picture?
lunaii-dollmaker.com

3) What's your middle name?
Wouldn't you like to know?? It's the same name as what I have up here.

4) Your current relationship status?
Single and not looking!

5) Does your crush like you back?
Yessiry! but it's staying a crush for now.

6) What is your current mood?
bored, kinda distracted.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
RAINBOW STRIPES!!!! sorry, it's just one of those things you have to shout or whisper.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
red, it's my pj top, it's got Elmo on it.

9) Missing something?
My girls, my flock, my sisters, the four people I have no secrets from, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! DNQ!!

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
lots and lots of things...

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A chinchilla, just 'cause, I got bitten by a chinchilla once, so I would find that one and have my REVENGE!! That and I'd be all fluffy and soft! those suckers are sooooooooo soft!

12) Ever had a near death experience?
No, unless you count standing ten feet away from an angry Copper Head, or running away from a possible gangster, or being bitten by a very tame chinchilla, so yeah, no.

13) Something you do a lot?
Talk to myself,

14) The song stuck in your head?
uh, what am I listening to? All in by Toby Mac. (he should call himself Toby Mac'n'cheese, just saying...)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
My Name Is NOT Jessica

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
uh, some guy from my church i think...

17) When was the last time you cried?
This afternoon.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes, at camp. that is nerve racking.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
WINGS!!!!!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
nothing, don't drink a lot of coffee, when I do, it's from Micky D's, because I'm classy like that. (that and I live in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!)

22) What's your biggest secret?
Um, lets see, don't have one really, just lots of little secrets that I forget...

23) Favorite color?

Black, lime green.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
YES! The Upside Down Show on Nick jr is AWESOME!!!

25) What are you?
CRAZY.

26) Do you speak any other language?
Korean pig Latin, a little sign language, bits of others...

27) What's your favorite smell?
uh, i have this perfume that smells like candy, i like the smell of rain, and cold, (yes it has a smell) the woods behind my house... lemons.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Dizzying.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
no, never kissed.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Veggie Tales

31) What should you be doing?
Sleeping? Writing?

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dad, probably, he does that sometimes.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
Like? no. I don't mind it.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I like my last name... Vox?

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope, I'm like this all the time.

36) What is your natural hair color?
brownish blond.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
to make me cry? uh, i can't remember a person making me cry for a while. I'm okay at fake crying, I almost started last time I was roleplaying with my one friend.