Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Hermione gave Ron a mobile phone for Muggle based emergencies, not late night chatter about monkey men!

...and something to bash Ron over the head with when he stares at Fleur…Okay so maybe it doesn’t go exactly like that...Ron x Hermione, will be 4 chapters, plus an epilogue. Now complete!

In which Snape has a headache, Auriga contemplates sexy fictional vampires, and Celestina Warbeck proves a more effective torture device than all three Unforgivables put together.

“Uh huh. You know what you are, Raven? You’re a stick.” “…I’m a what?” [OneShot]

That most unused character in HP. Blame Lykaios. Marauder era. James and Sirius try to feed the squid... with someone...

Due to popular demand here is the sequel to A Little Bit Of Good Old Fashioned Muggle Romance. Harry's advice in the art of seduction meant Ron got the girl. Now it's Christmas time at the Weasleys and Harry wants Ron to return the favour...

He is at a loss. Nothing short of bewildered. Why he bothers with her in the first place is an utter mystery to him at times like these.' [SnapeSinistra drabble.]

Poetic ponderings on the reason why Willy Wonka has such a considerable following of fawning females.

Just how can Ron tell Hermione how he feels? With Harry's admirable knowledge in the art of seduction, the plan HAS to be fail safe. Doesn't it? A one shot with a dollop of romance, a dash of humour and a sprinkling of fluff.

Apparition is hard to do. Ron faces the woes of leaving half an eyebrow behind and Hermione attempts to console him. Set during HBP.

Grandma Georgina and Mr. Willy Wonka have a little morning chat together. Being the sober people they are, they, naturally, discuss the...more difficult questions of humanity, such as: Do you think jam is lovely?

Sawyer's recuperating, Kate's unwillingly playing nursemaid, and since when has everyone on the island thought that she and Jack were meant to be, anyway? KateSawyer. Finale spoilers.

It was then that Ron had a revelation about the relationship between his best friend and his younger sister. If only the revelation had taken the time to go through his reason filters, he might have saved himself some amount of awkwardness and ovaries.

They are destined to unravel into threads.

(GWC) "Up late twice this week, you say" Arthur smiled, reading the early edition, "And sweet wrappers in the bin? Perhaps we should have her parents round for dinner. I remember our first date."

Ron sets out to thrill his wife with epicurean delights on their first anniversary. Sometimes, things don't always go as planned, and sometimes they do.

Beauty if the in eye of the beholder.

When you're at the end of your rope, a good friend might be the only thing you have left. [one-shot]

We have to be strong,' she says a hundred times. A thousand, maybe. 'It's what he would want.'

People have such odd courtship rituals. They fuss and fret about every little thing, until they drive themselves to distraction with worry. Their lives would be so much easier if they just exchanged dead mice like a normal species…

[One-Shot] It's Gryffindor vs. Slytherin! When Harry notices Ron looking at Malfoy with...lust! [Includes Avenue Q's "If You Were Gay"]

Sometimes a situation just grows out of control. Ginny and Harry find themselves in an interesting predicament when they play a game over the holidays. Rated R (HG)

We've seen kisses of many sorts: short, long, passionate, slobbery. Kissing becomes commonplace when one lives in mistletoe, but sometimes, something really special can happen that can make make a kiss a most amazing thing. One incident sticks out plainly

Ron spies Harry doing something notquiteright in class, unbeknownst to his classmates. But it couldn't be that bad, could it? There's a perfectly logical explanation for why Harry's hands are active in his lap, isn't there! Utter and raunchy hilarity:D

A masquerade ball to promote inter-house unity sparks a romance that has laid dormant. Featuring Ginny as Artemis, Hermione as Maid Marion, Harry as Peter Pan, and someone very unexpected as Robin Hood.

In Answer to the “Passionate Trousers” challenge on WIKTT: Full Title is Passionate Trousers or Severus will always Come for Me. COMPLETE

Relationships generally have their ups and downs. James' and Lily's had side-to-sides, diagonals, swirls, and rather peculiar stretchy moments, and that's the mark of a real relationship.

A young man's foray into the unknown produces a Christmas gift of questionable proportions. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right? A RonHermione romance for the crappy gift buyer in all of us.

In a Weasley's world, teasing, taunting, and causing teethgnashing stress are quaint and accepted ways of showing love. Despite her long history with the clan, Hermione still hasn't become fully accustomed to the practices.

He pushes up her glasses and scowls at her, just in case she isn't aware of how very ridiculous she is. It is his job to remind her, after all. SnapeSinistra

Magnet has very odd dreams, but a certain group of juvenile delinquents get the wrong idea ... Rated PG13 for sexual innuendos galore D

During an interesting revelation. Beastboy realizes Robin always wears a mask. Curiousity piqued, he'll stop at nothing to get him to take it off. What's a boy wonder to do? Hinted RobStar

Of Harry stupid Potter, Parvati stupid Patil, the Yule stupid Ball, a most disgruntled Ginevra Weasley, broken feet, erected towers, magazines for witches, double meanings of flashes of green light, and complete loads of rubbish.

Ron Weasley, it must be admitted, has a great deal to learn about the opposite sex. How fortunate that one member of the opposite sex is willing to teach with excess volume him to say the most important words of self preservation.

Raven and Beast Boy grow closer and in a momentary lapse of concentration, make a deal. But will they keep it or merely pretend it never happened? Raveast

In which Ron is relatively angst-ridden until an encounter with Hermione manages to change his mind a bit. Set during OotP.

What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...

Raveast hints. From Raven's POV. She never needed anyone. Was that so wrong? She wouldn't cry for Terra. Wouldn't mourn for her. Not the way Beastboy would. But one night Beastboy asks her to stay. Maybe... maybe we all need someone in the end.

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

The Teen Titans gives a view of their day,each with their opinions and dark secrets. Discover what Raven thinks about blusher and why Beastboy was banned from the grocery store! RobSt and BBR. Winner of the Most Interesting TT Fic Award - Completed

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

Beastboy and Raven have an arguement and she tells him that she hates him. But this is really far from the truth...

Raven has never been ill before and although she doesn't have the strength to deal with it alone, she is too proud to look for comfort. Will comfort find her and resolve issues long festering? Rae&BB remains in character

While Harry says goodbye to Lupin at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, Ron and Hermione have a much-needed bonding session.

Dumbledore knows a lot of people. What possibly could have led him to contact Remus Lupin, out of all the Order members? A story of hatred, passion, and unrequited love set during Chamber of Secrets.

After 'Date with Destiny'. Beastboy and Raven start to realise there is more to being a teenager than beating bad guys. Like having fun, going out and your very first dance.

An impromptu waltz in a rainstorm of leaves; fairytale moments that are almost foreign now. (The story of a photograph. LJ. RS.)

Veterinary science has cured thousands of ailments for almost any type of creature imaginable. But veterinary science hasn't had to deal with the likes of Crookshanks.

A kiss under the mistletoe; she's not sure she'll ever be pieced back together again. (ChoCedric, sadly inevitable ChoHarry)

Love makes you do the wacky. Ron and Hermione just wish they didn't have to witness aforementioned wacky.

(SH-NLG) WARNING: This story contains very playful, very much newlywed NLG. If you’re familiar with me, you know details aren’t my bag, but you know what’s going on. Read at your own risk.

(SH-NLG) Ginny coughed and spluttered, gaping at the man on the couch whilst Neville took in what he’d just been told. Luna giggled and kissed him on the chin, finishing her tea.

The entire Order of the Phoenix inc. eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.

This is re-uploaded, hopefully with paragaphs. Trust me, it was written with them. It's Valentine's Day, and Raven is having some...female problems. Which means BIG problems for the rest of the Titans. Oh boy, here we go... New Chapter! PG-13

Tonks is fed up with Remus' moping and tries to show him that life goes on after death. And that are some things worth living for.

Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...

beast boy can't sleep. at least, not unless he pays raven a visit every once in awhile. multiple personalities, emotional outbursts, and almost entirely told in dreams. sort of.

Casualties come with every war. But sometimes Auriga Sinistra likes to forget.

Beast Boy sets out to win Raven's heart. Nobody said it would be easy...or even possible.

OotP Spoilers. Remus is mildly bothered by Tonks' sudden abuse of her abilities. Tonks is mildly bothered by the fact that Remus is a bit old fashioned. (working title)

Set in the summer after sixth year. Ron and Harry discuss life, love, the attractiveness (or lackthereof) of certain professors, and the vagueness and confusion of sexuality. (mild fluffy slash)

James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?

Dumbledore demands that Snape find some way of apologizing to Sinistra for lighting her hair on fire. Can we say recipe for disaster?

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

Viktor Krum braves yet another day at the library, trying to tune out the giggling fangirls what's up with that Bulgaria scarf, anyway? as he musters up the courage to ask Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball.

'But I still cried myself to sleep sometimes . . . secretly, I wanted nothing more than friends.' Hermione reflects about her childhood and friendship with Ron and Harry. (Set sometime during GoF.)

Grief will do strange things to people. Some laugh, some cry. . . and some, like Auriga Sinistra, will do anything to pretend that Severus Snape will still walk back through the door.

When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.

Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?

When Snape forgets about Auriga Sinistra's birthday, he dreads what will undoubtedly be a violent reaction. So he does the notsoobvious thing and asks for advice from...Ron Weasley? Spontaneous, ridiculous SS romance ensues. :

Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.

After a hard night of partying Sirius wakes up naked. And he's not alone. Slash [SiriusRemus]

Funny, how it hurt now. Back when it had used to appear, sizzling ebony, he’d only felt a rush of anxious power...He'd never felt the pain. Now he did.' Post GoF, Snape reflects.

'Hermione flung her arms around Ron’s neck and broke down completely. Ron, looking quite terrified, patted her very awkwardly on the top of the head.' A very startled Ron reflects.

What do you get when you add Christmas morning, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, and an argument between our beloved duo? Insane disaster with a dash of fluff, of course. :)

It was the small things, Hermione finally realized, that were important. They were the things you had never noticed and the ones that you wished you had. They were unexpected, but then again, the best surprises were those most unexpected.

James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.

In his last year at Hogwarts, Severus Snape decides to attend the annual Yule Ball. And most interesting of all, he wants to ask a certain girl to go with him. But perhaps it is not who you think... The mushiest fic I've ever written... be warned! :)

The characters try to stop an author from writing an unconventional HP romance, and several *interesting* pairings arise. (Inspired by Couple Lists by Lei and CobraGirl)

It ocurred to me today that Moody can see through clothes. Hmm, people's underwear, how fascinating . . .