Grey Harlequin
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Joined 06-24-09, id: 1982178, Profile Updated: 05-23-13
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I don't even know what the hell people say on these things.

Reading fanfics is my guilty pleasure in the sense that I'm very embarrassed about it. It's not something I'm super proud of, just be aware.

I get on here when I'm feeling sorry for myself and I want to escape to a place where the main characters are perfect and I know there will be a happy ending.

I like comic books, fantasy novels and old french literature, to sound pretentious. I like to think I'm fairly intelligent, and I'm going to school for playwriting, so if everything I post sounds very stream-of-consciousness, it's because that's how you write plays. Well, there is more to it than that, but that's where you have to start. I'm very blunt and honest, and unless there are curse words, I usually don't mean anything in a negative way, I'm probably just giving you advice.

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Centaur Liaison Office by Nival Vixen reviews
Ministry employees know that being transferred to Cloffice means you're being fired. But when Ginny is transferred, she discovers that common knowledge isn't always right, and is shown a secret world of espionage that she never knew existed. Draco/Blaise, Draco/Ginny/Blaise, George/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 232,294 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Ginny W., Draco M., Blaise Z.]
Lovely Ashes by Violet Nightmoth reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,783 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Tom R. Jr., OC]
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,203 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 6,582 - Follows: 8,670 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Charcoal and Paint by jessica k malfoy reviews
Harry never came back to Hogwarts, but Ginny did. So did Draco. This was written for the D/G Fic Exchange over at Livejournal and yall... I won FIVE awards. FIVE! I can't even believe it! I won Best Overall Story, Best Fluff, Best Kiss, Best Portrayal of Ginny, and Favorite Line. I can't even comprehend this. Okay I'll shut up now so you can read it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Role-playing Your Old Enemy by eevilalice reviews
Hermione and Draco's constant fighting escalates to the point where their boss at the Ministry has to step in. As punishment, they're ordered to do a role-playing exercise—one (work) week of behaving like they think the other acts, in all situations. The results aren't entirely what the boss had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ginny Weasley Regrets by ifyourstillfreestartrunning reviews
What do you do when you realise that your life has fallen into disrepair? Why, you leave your husband and move to the middle of the country side of course. D/G Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4406 - Favs: 6,972 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Painting an Oyster by Tiny Q reviews
Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 222,068 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Plan by Mynuet reviews
COMPLETE Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and come up with a plan of action. RH and DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
A Documentary On My Pathetic Existence
It's like watching your life go by, but someone else is living it, and you can only hope to Merlin that they can't tell that you're so insanely jealous. A study on feeling alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W.