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I am a sixteen year old girl that LOVES Twilight. But really who doesn't? Giggles :)
I like to write anything but essays for school so I have written one for you all to read.
I have a collaboration with Turtlepenguin. It is called A Dog's Never Ending Love. Go check it out now!!!


~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile

~If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know


Just Friends?

Bella's Engagement Ring:

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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 6,811 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet On The Set by duhitsangie reviews
America's sweetheart Isabella Swan and Hollywood's playboy Edward Cullen are cast together in an upcoming movie. Will there be sparks or will things just be quiet on the set? And is everything the tabloids say just as it seems? M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,211 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hello Again by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella is a famous Hollywood comedian. One day at Jay Leno she meets her former high school crush Hollywood hearthrob Edward Cullen. Were the feelings mutual? Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,409 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,026 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collision by avrimari reviews
Bella Swan is a 14 year old girl, an outsider. Her life turns upside down one day, when the Cullens move across from her and she meets Edward, who is 21. They become fast friends. But will there be something more? All human, rated M for possible lemons in the far future. UPDATE please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,179 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,892 - Follows: 5,262 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Love Brought You Back To Me by TheYellowVolvo reviews
How do I even begin to explain New York? Oh, wait, simple. I love it! Everything was perfect. Then, one day, he came into my life. sequel to How Much I Thought I Hated You. Need to read to understand
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
International Companion by IronGall reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a JFK terminal as they wait for a flight to Johannesburg. A series of unfortunate events leave Bella stranded without money or a passport and only a stranger's number. Bella reaches out to Edward and so it begins... summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,533 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Should Be Sleeping by lleighhh reviews
Three girls, three guys, one big city, and a whole lot of late nights. Several different encounters with this group of six leave them exhausted and frustrated. "It's way too soon to be obsessing like this." AH. OOC. Rated T, may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,863 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13611 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19674 - Favs: 9,668 - Follows: 6,812 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12659 - Favs: 8,856 - Follows: 6,408 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15157 - Favs: 10,825 - Follows: 5,666 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When in Doubt, Blame the Singer's Girlfriend by RRose reviews
Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,255 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pen Pals by wmr1601 reviews
Bella and Edward have been pen pals for years, but never met. Now, Bella's getting married, and they're meeting for the 1st time. When there's a problem the night before, who's there to pick up her pieces? Edward, of course! AH, lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 255,815 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Is My Luck by ImHereToReview reviews
Bella's bad luck has landed her in Chicago for a business trip, with no luggage and no hotel room. Her co-worker, Edward, steps in to help! Her luck is about to change. AH. Canon pairings. Fluffy. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Pattinson Drive by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward and Bella start out hot and heavy but Edward turns fickle. His past includes a crazy ex and her psycho new boyfriend. Lots of laughs included. My first attempt at FanFiction. Rated M. PS: Yes the football schedule isn't correct and the Spanish is sub par, but the basic story line is fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 202,363 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He's the One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella meets Edward in the most unfortunate of circumstances, his own wedding. Will she ever have the chance to get to know him? AH; BxE; No cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,714 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreaming of you by jemster23 reviews
When critic Bella is roped into interviewing Hollywood actor Edward Cullen, he is anything but the arrogant star she expected him to be.Even more surprising is the fact that he genuinely seems to like her.Is it too good to be true or can dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,905 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Oven by whalestail reviews
Bella volunteers to carry a baby for her sister Rosalie. See what happens through her whole pregnancy. Will Bella ever fall in love and with who? You can guess but what will it take and will she risk it for love. Bella and Edward AH/CP R&R please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 112,693 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Mommy by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella's having zero luck in job-hunting. But when little Renesmee mistakes her for being her long-lost mommy, her daddy Edward Cullen offers Bella money to pretend for a month. In this situation, can Bella act both mommy and wife?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6654 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 4,240 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Model Love Affair, The Second Time Around by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
MLA Sequel. Bella Swan returns from Italy, a shinier star hovering on her head. And with Edward Cullen starting an acting career, their relationship is yet again in unchartered waters. Can they handle the drama that is Stardom?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
How Much I Thought I Hated You by TheYellowVolvo reviews
Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess who is the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Model Love Affair by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella Swan: a model. she meets the handsome Edward Cullen at a photoshoot where things steamy with an unexpected kiss, little does she know that she'll have to work with him months later. get ready for more: this is the fashion world! EVERSO's sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,238 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend, my future husband by MissJessx3 reviews
MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO EDWARD, MY BEST FRIEND, MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND! That story must be read first! This starts off five years later, after Bella and Edward graduate. Good times and romance ensue! ALL-HUMAN. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,827 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Friends? reviews
Edward and Bella live next door from each other and have been friends forever. Every summer they do everything together. This summer is no different then any other, except for the fact that they might have some different feelings for each other. AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
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