Hello, I am the KIPPO-GIRL. I LOVE CAPS, THEY MAKE ME LOOK COOL. Anyway, I just found this site again after creating this stupid account in like, 2003 or something and, after making a couple retarded stories, fell off the fanfiction train because I found I am not smart at writing. I wanted to edit my profile to reflect how cool I am now. And so I did. I'm too lazy to do anything with my story I still have up though, so I guess it'll just stay here and be all there and stuff. I'm pretty sure it sucks, is full of grammatical errors, and is chock full of retarded, but I don't remember anymore.

Anyway, I consider myself a Phantom Phan, and if I write any stories they will reflect this. My favorite version of this story is the book by Gaston Leroux. I am partial to most of the versions though. I don't hate any of the characters and I have trouble tolerating Raoul-bashers now. To be honest, I was a true Raoul-hater back in the day, but I have seen the error of my ways and now I'm quite fond of the Vicomte. He's a cool guy. :D

So yeah. I am currently the slave to my master, Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV. We call him Stan for short. We have many wacky hijinks together, along with my son Erik, the phantom, (Takes too long to explain; all you need to know is that there was timewarps, and the birthing of a middle aged man by a much younger woman. It's all quite interesting!) my super-cool character, Faust, and various other guys. None of them get along, and it often never ends well for me. XP Oh well, them's the breaks!

STATS:

Name- Kippo-Girl AKA Phantom of the Shrub, or Code Name: Finch.

Age- Withheld

Height- 5'6''

Gender- Female

Occupation- Phantom of all that is shrubbery. Of course, the pay is horrible so I have a side job as a secretary.

Favorite things- Phantom of the Opera, video games, food, waging war with the peacocks, scarfs, capes, sleeping, those really cool hats with a wide brim and have feathers in them (actually, just cool hats in general), ninjas, listening to music, etc yadda yadda whatever.

Has an unhealthy love for- The Persian. I'M COMING FOR YOU MAN, BETTER BE READY FOR SOME SHRUB LOVINS I AM GOING TO GET YOU

AND YOU WILL BE MINE

...FOREVER.

YOU WILL SEE ME AND BE CHRIST IT'S A SHRUB PHANTOM GET INTO THE CAR

BUT I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT YOU

:D

LINKS LINKS!

~Come see my gallery!! It has Phantom of the Opera stuff! Most of it is old now! How marvelous!

~come read about my life! Or not. I don't update often and my life tends to be a bit boring despite what I say about me having grand adventures with fictional characters and what-not. That's okay, real life might be boring to read about, but it works for me. X3

Now, I will leave you with this! A tale!

"EvilKingStan14:LISTEN...
EvilKingStan14:an i will tell u a tale
EvilKingStan14:r u listening?
EvilKingStan14:R U LISTENING
E Blaze:R I LISTENING
EvilKingStan14:TO MY TALE?
E Blaze:TO YOUR TAIL
EvilKingStan14:WELL?
E Blaze:NO I R NOT LISTENING TO YOUR TAIL
E Blaze:THAT WOULD BE WRONG
E Blaze:!!!
EvilKingStan14:LISTEN TO MY tale
E Blaze:stop telling me to listen to your butt
EvilKingStan14:i have no tail only a single tale
EvilKingStan14:will u listen
E Blaze:listen
EvilKingStan14:?
EvilKingStan14:good
EvilKingStan14:this is how it goes
EvilKingStan14:once upon a time
EvilKingStan14:there was a boy
EvilKingStan14:who sat around
EvilKingStan14:and ate things like
EvilKingStan14:duck
EvilKingStan14:s
EvilKingStan14:live ones
EvilKingStan14:it was very cruel
EvilKingStan14:so one day
EvilKingStan14:his mother
EvilKingStan14:came out and told him
EvilKingStan14: don’t eat live animals, it is very cruel
EvilKingStan14:the boy had poor listening skills
EvilKingStan14:and ate his mother
E Blaze:oh my
EvilKingStan14:the end
E Blaze:what an evil child
EvilKingStan14:the morle is
EvilKingStan14:u lose
E Blaze:no
EvilKingStan14:and i win"