While I thought I have been learning how to live, in reality I was only learning to die. Leonardo da Vinci

Hello! Thank you if you've come to check out my profile, and an extra thanks if you happen to read some of my ficlets as well! Sure I love to write, but writing with no feed back is just as dull as writing a secret diary. Most people only keep 'secrets' to share them.

Le Short Desc. of Moi

Name: Since I've had siblings sneak and read stories of mine due to seeing my name, I'll just keep it unknown ;)

Age: Let's just say I'll be taking my first executive classes next year-specifically Art, French/Japanese, and Technology!

Gender: How often do you see a male yaoi author? And if you don't get the pun, I'm a female w

Sexuality: Asexual. I hated girls due to bullying and came to think of most men as my brothers. Plus, I ship all of my guy-friends!

Type of Fics: If you haven't caught the hints, I ONLY write yaoi! Heterosexual makes all girls too needy and men too muscular O-o

Personal Quotes:

-My parents fought, but haven't separated

-My mother is crazy, while the father is just f*cked. Overall, I must be pretty lucky to not be like either.

-But then again, I'm not that lucky. I do have to live with them every day.

-Women think of me as sluts for hanging with their boyfriends, while in reality I just can't stand hanging with those women for being so needy

-Acquaintances call me shy. Strangers label me chatty. Friends however, title me as crazy.

-The doctor said I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I just like to think of myself as Deadpool.

-For many, books are the door to imagination. For me, it's fanfiction.

-I can read Hylian in japanese, write with both hands, translate Al Bhed into english, balance seven plates on one arm, sing Aria di Mezzo in Italian with an almost beautiful elegance, recite two foreign alphabets backwards, and yet you're still going to fail me because I can't find the perimeter of a triangle?

Shippings:

Otp: Link x Vaati

Second Fave: L x Light

Third Fave: Tidus x Shuyin

Fourth: Spiderman x Deadpool

Fifth: Bartimeus x Nathaniel