I ADMIT I HAVE A PROBLEM WHEN MY FAV SHIPS AREN'T TOGETHER FOREVER AND THEY KISS SOMEONE ELSE (I WILL GO LIKE THAT BASTARD JUST BROKE HER HEART) WARNING I WOULD STAY AS FAR FROM ME IF U SHIP SOMEONE ELSE GOT IT . (lies I cant even kill a fly ;3)(WARNING THIS IS WHERE I RANT!)

MY FAVED COUPLES (DON'T GET ON MY BAD SIDE, BUT I DON'T MIND THAT YOU SHIP SOMEONE ELSE BUT THE WAY I WOULD SEE SOMEONE MUST BE I WILL FREAK SRRY )

1. (DC)DIBS -WHO COULD FORGET THEM (UNLESS U ARE A CHALANT OR A ROBSTAR BTW STAY AS FAR FROM ME TO SAVE YOUR LIVES :D ) ( WHEN I SAY I HAVE PROBS I MEANT BIG ONES ) THEY ARE LOVING, SARCASTIC , THEY READ EACH OTHER LIKE A BOOK AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THEY ARE FUCKING ROBIN/NIGHTWING AND BATGIRL/ORACLE

2. (dc)SPITFIRE- OKAY IK IK WALLY DIES BUT IN MY MIND... OKAY WHY I LIKE THEM SO MUCH IS THE WAY THEY FIGHT FLIRT ACT AROUND EACH OTHER.( IF UR A JINX FAN SRRY [ BUT SUCK IT UP )

3. (dc)IDK WAT THEIR SHIP NAME IS BUT ILL HAVE TO SAY BLACK ARROW!!!- (OR GREEN CANARY WAT?!) THEY ARE A FANTASTIC COUPLE BOTH BRAVE LOYAL (HALF TWO TIMING BUT WAT EVA) THEY GREAT AND IN LOVE THEY ARE LIKE SPITFIRE EXCEPT LESS FIGHTING MORE FLIRTIING

4.(fairy tails) Lucy and Natsu- Because they are cute and funny and the way Natsu listens to Asuka (oh god they should of added that comic strip into the anime)

5.(fairy Tail) Erza and Jellal- and I quote ' stupid wanted Man '

6. (Shugo Chara) AmuXIkuto- I forgot which episode but he falls on her and... ( faints of to much blood rush) SO KAWWI but then theirs the age difference that makes me feel awkward but who cares it's love at first sight (More like egg snatcher-Ran)

Do you even have to ask who my fav super hero is if you do i will remind you every day so I wouldn't ask. I WRITE TO MANY STORIES AT THE SAME TIME ITS CLOGGING MY DOC MANGER!!!

Why I hate some couples and I promise it's my opinion

1. Chalant- First of all she is not really 13 she was really a childhood friend of bruce (When i found out I got the shivers). Second is because she falls for Bruce until Cats over there took him away.(IF YOU DONT THINK ITS TRUE GOOGLE IT)

2. Lois/superman, First of all Lois always gets kidnapped and SuperMan always saves her it gets quite annoying because she has to have a man to save her every single time. When clark tried to ask her out she lied lied![might have this problem that I hate news reporters in dc like vicky vale or lois here].

Please feel free to dump hate or love in the reviews I will also love if you throw in ideas or suggestion even help make a new story (dont worry I give cred im not that kind of person)oh and i am starting to write longer. I will copy and paste a few chapters together so its longer and you wont have o press next every time

female come backs to pick up lines

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

A white man said "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?

Best friend vs Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get busted.

BEST FRIENDS: Will buy you all the food you want just to take your mind off him.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when you don't know how to swim.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you in and will try to drown you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Man, you're fucked up."

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will comfort me when I'm crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will give me tissue before singing "somebody's going to get it" and waving arond a baseball bat.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of themselves, too.

FRIENDS: Stay away from Angel dust.

BEST FRIENDS: Stuff it in your mouth and say, "This stuff is real good!"

FRIENDS: Would watch you move away.

BEST FRIENDS: Would drag you down even when the plane is flying off.

FRIENDS: Will let you use their computer.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you off the chair and say, "Get off, bitch!"

FRIENDS: Let's you keep your privacy.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal your diary and read it outloud.

FRIENDS: Only say I love you during events.

BEST FRIENDS: Will act as if they were your girlfriend or your gay boyfriend.

FRIENDS: Would visit you in jail

BEST FRIENDS: Blows up the wall and says " Jump in the van! NOW!"

FRIENDS: Cheer on for you in court

BEST FRIENDS: Pull you out of the room & say "why didn't you bring me with you the bank looked huge"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this effing bullcrap!

God made Coke,

God made Pepsi,

God made me,

Oh so sexy,

God made rivers,

God made lakes,

God made you,

Well we all make mistakes,

and some people just need a high five,

In the face..

With a chair...

Made of steel..

On fire...

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!!

If you 90% of the time you say youwill right but just contuine reading, copy and paste this intp your profile.

Got A Problem With Me?...solve it!
Lost?...Get Found!
Think I'm trippin...tie my shoe!
can't stand me...sit down!!
Cαn't face me...Turn around!
Love me?...Great!
Hate me?...Even Better!
Think I'm ugly...Don't Look at Me!
Don't like my style...don't like yours!
Don't know me...Don't judge me!
Think u know me...u have no idea

100 Ways to Be Normal

1.Do not introduce self as role-playing character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Take note of 18 first.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all!
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete/eat/burn above note. (Do not do these things to computer though)
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes. Unless they are mad.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever inhumanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends. Especially if they are from Itex.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket and Sunglasses
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best for drowning in; Try lemonade.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Pyromania rules.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. Something.
25.Train army of flying monkeys, or kidnap the flock.
26.Goldfish don't like milk. Cats like both.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "antidisestablishmentarianism".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act crazy.
31.Lies are weird, but not as weird as the truth. Which can be found at the bottom of a duck pond.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. Very sharp. Oww... nasty teeth, baaaaaaaad...
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. NOT! Become friends with all little people you meet.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog. Never burn a petting dog. Or do both.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.A meep.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless blob.
43.The size of Danny DeVito. Plus fangs.
44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this: O.o
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. Take a camera.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Bow down in awe of the Holy Winged Splodge". Count how many weird looks you get.
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is a sugar high. Alternatively, eat cheese. Then go to sleep
50. Double espressos are good. Apart from when you need to sleep. Then they are bad.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you. Fear the green.
55.The policeman said I can't have his gun... so I bought one and he took it away...
56.Catch person who sold me gun and get a refund. Or kill them. Whichever is better fun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not a vampire, werewolf, empress, god or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around people.
62.Do not go out with Voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run
74.Do not tell children that the flying spaghetti monster is out to get them with his friend; the flying mutant cheese blob.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what time they are from.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally. By force-feeding them baked beans.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. So give them a copy of your death notes book.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Send this to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy... Live well, laugh often, and love much!

Annoying Things People Do:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their ass kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dummy

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

(is it wrong I cry everytime I pass it on other people's profile)

RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? If I was perfect would I be on drugs?

2. Tall? I'm one of the tall ones in my academy

3. In your pajamas? Yes, I just watched a chick flick I cried real hard, it wasn't sad... It just sucked real bad.

4. Left handed? Yes if I'm writing something greek or at least what it looks like.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Parking lot to target, yeah we fought for hours for that one spot she ended up getting it, which lead me to the chick flicks. (Besides Brandon and Morg)

2. Person to text you: This is pretty sad but I have to say my mom, She is very over protective I couldn't get a boyfriend because she will probably have a BB gun next to there heads.

3. Was today better than yesterday? Are you joking I'm in my dorm watching chick flicks and actually studying.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 50. Because I always say that to my parents while holding out my hand in the end its only a five dollar bill with a zero written on it.

2. Color(s): Every color that goes good with black, and candy styles.

3. Fruit: I'm not a healthy person, the only fruit I eat is the flavored candies, other then that Grapes because I can shove it in peoples mouths.

4. Place: Narnia. Its a magical place.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? I have real bad memory and if you find a ten dollar bill and a lost cat those are most likely mine.

2. Are you happy? Yes very, I got to make fun of the chick flick.

3. Are you sad? Yes because Brandon is an Idiot and didn't buy me the correct brand of Ice cream.

4. Are you bored? If I wasn't would I be doing this?

5. Are you nervous? YES I have a doctor's appointment in two hours Jk no I don't bother getting check ups.

6. Are you tired? It's 11:30 am I'm pretty sure I'm not that lazy.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Drunkie.

2. Nicknames? Drunk, Bitch, Dumb, Idiot. (I got it all from my mom)

3. Eye color? It changes to purple pink blue orange green brown and yellow. Big family

4. Zodiac sign? Sagittarius I can't change the month I'm Born now can I?

5. Male or female? Female unless I'm a transgender I'm pretty sure I'm not.

6. Slut? I get drunk but I'm not that stupid to have a one nightstand.

7. Smart? I am a play with words, but every others are mostly average because I sleep in class I don't Flunk because I study the next just in case there wa a pop quiz.

8. Hair color? Highlighted tips, ombre milk tea at the bottom, brunette at the top.

9. Long or short? LONG, duh I don't want this precious lock of gold to go to waste now do I?

10. Sweats or Jeans? Denim Jeans at clubs, Sweatpants at home. Sounds about right. The only time I wear sweats in public is when I forgot to buy the milk and my roommate is a bitch and doesn't want to catch a cold.

11. Phone or Camera? Phones I mean are you in the 90's?

12. Drink or Smoke? I drink because I'm a bum, I don't smoke because I don't want to die young.

13. Righty or lefty? Well I say both because I have both hands still connected to my arms.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Netflix.

2. First crush? Didn't have one all the boys were ugly as shit until 2nd year of middle school.

3. First pet? A gold fish named bob he lives in a happier place now.. The toilet.

4. First big vacation? Mcdonald's in downtown.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Yup the Ice cream is disgusting JTLUK Brandon.

2. Drinking? Red Bull next to me just in case I barf.

3. I'm about to: Walk to Brandons Room to through an empty box of Ice cream.

4. Listening to? Brandon yelling at me and how I wasted his money on shit I don't need, and Morgan slam the door in his face and continue watching Housewives of New York.

5. Plans for today? Stealing the remote from Morg I don't Understand how any of the housewives in different parts of the world are different they all have big bust and are major divas.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller Who's going to carry me when I'm Drunk?

2. Romantic or spontaneous? It doesn't matter as long as he's funny.

3. Sensitive or loud? Funny and Sensitive don't rub together very well, I'll take loud because my roommates are already loud as fuck.

4. Hook-up or relationship? I doesn't matter as long as hes cute and rich. - mom.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? I had a happy child hood and those weren't part of the happy catergory.

2. Lost glasses/contacts? No unless you count losing Luke's only pair of aviators that I stole to sell on ebay then yes, yes I have.

3. Ran away from home? Yea I have this problem when I'm hungry I run away from the sea food jessica always buys.

4. Broken someone's heart? No, unless you count have my mom throw a vase at them before they can answer.

5. Been arrested? It wasn't my best night I mean it was only a ticket though so I'm fine I only went to buy ramen noodles for a minute.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? No. If there were I would of had better grades and not have bunch of sassy Divas on my back I swear to god I only waved at her boy friend and chatted with him for only 10 minutes.

2. Yourself? I will when I'm able to fly.

3. Heaven? I'm confused so I don't have hell or heaven in my vocablary besides pick up lines.

4. Santa Claus? Never in my life have I gotten a present from the breaded fatass.

5. Love? yes I feel it right now, I got it yesterday at the market it came with the cereal box suprise the tattoo didn't fall off yet.

6. Do you like someone? Yea my mom.

7. Do you believe in God? I like to read their stories but no.

8. Answered the truth on all questions? Besides all the saracsm the ice cream thorwing in Brandons face is 100% real. He doesn't sound happy right now tih me or Morg lucky jess is with Luke to buy food.

Fairy Tail fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1. Lucy

2. Erza

3. Cana

4. Natsu

5. Gray

6. Jellal

7. Gajeel

8. Sting

9. Rouge

10. Bisca

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Never in my life they are most likely a crack pairing that 1% of the fan base ship.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Very she only wears a bra and shorts, we could be drinking buddies!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Jellal? Lucy? I have seen some of their stories but pregant? They were most likely drunk.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

NAH man he is usaully a co-star or a secondry character.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Gajeel and Erza If its like a teasing reletionship maybe.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Natsu and Sting sounds better then Natsu and Rouge

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Gajeel will first be shocked then go laugh his ass off then Cana will throw her booze barrel at him then cause another guild fight while sting joins and rouge face palms and says "I'm living with imbeciles"

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Ah Jellal and Erza They were child hood friends until Jellal stole Erza's Starwberry Cake. All was in Erza's mind were Dead Man Dead Man repeating over and over again. Oh and jellal is a terrible lier I mean fiance? You idiot.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Nah man they'll be a crack pairing too.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hmm, The Last Flake. (Snow flake not as in cereal or dandruff)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Nalu? He is a little on the dense side but maybe if I out thought into this "Hey Lushee Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?" , "Natsu are you implying I'm ugly"

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Nope My friends are watch mostly reality tv shows.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Kesha's and Pitbull Timber because she's a cowgirl and that reminds me of westran times.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Erza/Jellal/Cana Warning aggresive Drinking, Fighting, The most stupids lies, and a very very sharp sword.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Sting, Gray. "You seem real cool today Gray", "I'm a Ice mage, has your light bulb been working correctly?"

Copy and paste your favorite Funny quotes and answer ten questions below them.

1. Laughing so hard,

no noise coming out,

so you sit there clapping,

like a retarded seal.

2. D.R.A.M.A

Dumb

Retards

Asking for

More

Attention

3. Marriage is a workshop

Husband's work & Wife's shop

4. My dentist told me I needed a crown,

an I was like, IKR!

5. Why do we need school?

Music: we have YOUTUBE for that

Sports: There's a wii

Spanish: Call up Dora, she isn't the type who likes to wake up at 3pm

English: Everything is shortened any way

Math: Thats why we have calculators

Geography: I'll buy a globe

History: they'e all dead anyway, (or go ask your mom she seems old enough to have create history)

6. Elementary: Girl and Boy kisses. "Ewww."

Middleschool: Girl and Boy kisses "Awh!! how cute!!"

Highschool: Girl and Boy kisses "Get a room!"

7. With great power comes, Great electricity bill.

8. "To do is to be" - copying one

"To be is to do" - intelligent friend

"DO BE DO BE" - the asian screw up

"SCOO BE DO BE DOO" The Asain's little sibling (I made it up lol)

9. If you are living a life without a f. You are living a li]e.

10. We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police

Now answer the ten questions

1. Who's profile did you copy and paste from.

A Special Someone

2. Which one did you like that the person has chose in his/hers list?

1, 7,& 6

3. Are you able to make a free style joke right on the spot?

*Points to myself* just did! *TROLL FACE*

5. How did you come to this website?

The internet stoopid.

6.What are you doing?

You must be a 24/7 stalker or your pretty dumb to realise I'm typing this up.

7. Can you do a back flip?

I cant even sit properly with out screaming in pain! (In all seriousness very I can even turn into your personal night stand just don't put down you laptop)

8. What's your dream job?

To become a professional hip hop/R&B or maybe Rap pop or pop or rap, maybe even all

9. Are you able to do physical activities?

Have you seen my guns? No seriously its inside the dark garage.

10. Are you wondering why I'm asking about your health instead of insanity?

yes actually my doctors always do that when they try to give me a shot.

COPY AND PASTE!!!

85 Random Things I Would Choose

Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi

Soda or Juice?: Soda

7up or Sprite?: 7up

Yellow or Purple?: Yellow

Blue or Green?: Blue

Rock or Rap?: Rap

TV or Movies?: Movies

Scary or Comedy: Comedy

Night or Morning?: Night

Kisses or Hugs?: Drugs.

Life or Death?: Life

Up or Down?: Up (I mean can not love that original disney movie!)

Noise or Silence?: Noise (There is no uch thing as Silence unless you death)

Run or Walk?: Walk (Getting Paid is Forty!)

Burger King or McDonald's?: McDonalds (I mean uh I eat healthy!)

Apples or Bananas?: Apples

Mexican or Italian Food?: Uh depends on the food

Winter or Summer?: Summer

Spring or Autumn?: Autumn

Chocolate or Candy?: Candy (Why cause Chocolate dissolves in your mouth to quickly)

Chicken or Beef?: Chicken (Chicken good for you lungs)

Left or Right?: Right (I just checked no worries)

Doritos or Cheetos?: Doritos (I only eat hot cheetos not regular cheetos)

Cold or Hot?: Hot

Weird or Normal?: Weird (Y. because you can join the dark side!)

School or No School?: Stay in school kids! you don't want to turn into the old clown from McDonald's!

Meat or Fish?: Meat (When I was 5 I chocked on a bone. Never going back to that asian place)

Long or Short Nails?: Long (How am I suppose to get rid of tape on packages?)

Hot Fudge or Caramel?: Hot Fudge (Caramel is okay)

Halloween or Christmas?: Halloween (Candy candy candy. Drugs. Another reason to drink!)

Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza

Scream or Cry?: Scream (I mean I would do great in X factor!)

Camera or Digital Camera?: Digital Camera

DVD or VHS?: DVD (VHS I mean this doesn't even give me an option)

Pickles or Cucumbers?:Cucumbers

Love or Hate?:love

Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla

Latte or Espresso?: Latte! Vanilla Latte (Espresso's are 3rd fav)

Outside or Inside?: Inside (I live in a cramp dorm with wait let me count. 2 other girls!)

Evil or not Evil?: No one knows! (Finds me helping a baby)

Clean or Dirty: Clean (At least what I think my records look like)

Bad or Good?: I don't know, My drinking problem is bad, but my kindness is good.

Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset I mean who wants a ball of light to rise and you not able to play with it!

Truth or Lies?: Lies. It all started with the tooth fairy, why because The old fatass never got me anything.

Apples or Oranges?: Oranges.

Teacher or Student?: Student (Idk about that I always correct the art teacher How you may ask? Her drawings look like she got them on google!)

Rich or Poor?: Average

Sports or Reading?: Depends Lazy day reading I just got Ice cream day Sports

Cookies or Cake?: Cookies (I never liked care besides the ice cream ones)

Town or City?: city (Where do you think stores will be at? ah both)

Birds or Horses?: Horses (Because I'm jelly they can fucking fly!)

Cats or Dogs?: Dogs (Dogs make you more happy and exercise more)

Monkeys or Penguins?: Monkeys (I mean they are smart!)

Rain or Snow?: Snow (Rain is healthy and all but just ugh)

Sun or Moon?: Moon (I never seen a lot of stars or even the big dipper. Sad right, my parents were always busy and could take me)

Smart or Dumb?: Dumb

Cd's or Mp3 Players: MP3 (Where have you been living? th 90's?)

Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Mashed potatoes (The on from KFC!)

Motel or Hotel?: Hotel (duh Motel's are tiny and have a less of a chance to have a room left)

Cars or Buses?: Cars (Buses are to crowded sometimes)

Trains or Planes?: Planes (Besides the Jet lag)

Forks or Spoons?: Forks (How are you going to eat noodles with a spon and if we had soup I'll poor it in my mouth)

Family Guy or Simpson's?: Simpson's

South Park or SpongeBob?: South Park

Money or Love?: Love (I mean my heart isn't that shallow)

Hamburgers or Hotdogs?: Hamburgers (Gets you more full)

Nachos or French Fries?: French Fries

Blue or Green Eyes?: Blue eyes

Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette (I have milk tea on the bottom!)

Converses or Etnies?: Converses (Duh my natural habitat)

Pen or Pencil?: Pencil (What if I make a mistake?)

Beach or Pool?: Pool (One. I don't want to get my feet dirty. Two. I almost drowned once when I was 7)

Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins (I mean wait no you might be a 10 year old)

Drums or Guitars?: Guitars (Its just that its more popular, that means they have more of the sheet music)

Salt or Pepper?: Salt

Basketball or Football: Basketball (Maybe football)

Soccer or Baseball?: Baseball (I'm their best Pitcher!)

Skittles or STARBURST?: Skittles ( I like biting it!)

Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek (Finding nemo was eh.)

Sausage or Bacon?: Bacon (I'm a Fat Ass But I still get SAUSAGE!)

Skateboard or Roller Blades?: Skateboard (I am more exposed with the Skateboard)

Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: roller coaster (Ferris Wheels are boring)

Make up or no Make up? (For girls only): I only wear eyeliner, and eyeshadow. Sometimes mascara but I'm not one with the lip gloss)

Circus or Carnival?: Carnival. I don't know why.

Bath or Shower: Shower (Man Baths take for ever!)

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (Just don't ask please) *Ran

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (the drugs got to me)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (It's mostly insults towards them)

() You have run into a tree. *Ran, who the fuck made this? RAN!!

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow (It is, I just cant do it because I don't want to look like an idiot)

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (Found out when I was 4. I had very bad parents.)

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (It's a surprise I haven't)

(x) You have choked on your own spit. (When You Laugh to Hard and Every One Had Stopped)

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (Milk tea counts right?)

() People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (I was with a pyro and a spider)

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (Starbucks. )

(x) You have caught yourself drooling. ( Yea in class damm. So glad I have art as an elective)

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh. (That is immature. Fart! hahaha!)

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (You mean my drama teacher? Yah he is a total nut job!)

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. "I can do Math, but i still do this.."

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Have you seen my life yet?)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (IM A HUMAN BEING!)

(x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. (It happens. A lot. Once a month. Twice a week. Once every day.)

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things. (IT WAS THE PYRO!)

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before (I was laughing to hard ;p)

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (I do that when I can't sleep sometimes! All the time ;-;)

Oh God I got 25 someone get the doctor!

What you should do in Class

1. When you walk in the class late, walk back out and yell "REFUND!"

2.When teach walks in yell "Nope, nah uh. NEXT!"

3. When the teach says "Any questions" Raise your hand and say "What do you mean?"

4. And when you get in trouble for 3 yell "IS IT TOo LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY!"

5. and if 4 doesn't work yell "My momma don't like you and she likes everyone"

6. Bring a pillow or magazine to class and out your legs on your desk, then ignore the teacher when he tells you to sit up, Throw your shit on your neighbor's side and use half of their desks. (I sit in the front ;D)

7. walk into class without your TB and notebooks, and bring your Laptop into class and say "Fuck, this isn't starbucks. Do you guys have free wifi tho?"

8. When someone says they are cooler than you, you say "if you are cooler than me, I must be hotter". (credit to me friend ;P)

9. Bring wireless headphones and hide the with hair, buy nude ones for short hair. (Its a love and hate relationship with my hair.)

10. Take your phone out under the desk or at lunch, don't plug your earbuds all the way in and play music, or use a porn video.

11. Sleep That's what Art is for right?

12. Play a song, and when the teacher looks up stop it, and continue this until he//she gets pissed. (You need cool classmates tho)

13. Suddenly sing a random tv show's theme song when the room is silent.

14. secretly steal shit and then hide it somewhere near them to make them look like an idiot looking for stuff. (WARNING; bag searches might happen)

15. Sharpen your pencil every time someone tries to talk

16. at lunch/after/before school play WHAT ARE THOOOSE WHAT ARE THOOSE

17. I get to play songs during passing period w/o getting in trouble ( AWESOME right?)

18. look for someone who is sleeping with shoelaces and tie one of the shoes to the desk, a pole, whatever stable enough. Then yell at them on how they are late for their next class.

19. bring an alarm clock set to the next period, and sneak it into someone's backpack, wear gloves 0.o

20. Pretend you are crying, someone might ask what's wrong and tell them "it's because of those horrifying things you call shoes"

21. In math when a teacher asks a question, raise your and call out "21!" even if you weren't called on

22. Bring a cereal box and go to your desk to eat.

23. on a movie day, watch it the day before and ruin it for everyone (basically being a jackass)

24. In Home enc. Bring a cup of noodle or something like that and make it during class.

25. Switch someone's veggie/fruit seed into a flower (We plant in home enc. btw we switched from art ;-; no more sleep)

26. bring banners and cake and hang that stuff on a nearby locker and when they come, they might say what the fuck, then yell happy birthday and throw at them all the shit you stole over the years.

27. yah 26 sucks...

28. Hide in your locker, during a period, and when the security pass by scare them. (Not lockED obvi)

29. stay in your locker for the whole period with your phone and earbuds. (Have a friend open it for you when no one's around.)

30. Look at the lunch lady or dude then say, you make disgusting shit. (They make us some, the rest the order ;-;)

31. Go up to an asian and yell "YOU DON'T DESERVE THE RICE!" and flick them with rice or noodles or soy sauce or rice.

32. sit on the floor and when the teach asks wyd you say "I'm bonding with my loved ones."

33. spitballs

34. think of rule 34 but actually say it outloud

35. When someone says something to you, say "I was an accident "

36. on the last day of school tell your teacher "I've killed, stole, and did drugs.." look totally serious.

37. bring a cardboard box and say its the cheaper and safer version of a segway. Have someone who can carry you slide you out of the classroom.

38. Stick gum on the seat right before you leave ;D (lov next period)

39. Leave creepy notes for next period.

40. When you tell the teach your sick, and you get sent to the nurse, you tell the nurse it was most likely because you were high. (My school nurse does not fall for that anymore ;-;)

41. Bring a leash and collar then tape or make your bae wear it and drag em around, (If you're a guy, you'll look kind of like the abusive lol)

42. Pretend that you have something on your hand and wipe your hand on them. Works like a charm.

43. eat a banana and sit on your desk crissed crossed or legs swinging back and forth.

45. tell people you were born somewhere else.

46. I skipped 44

47. you checked

48. Tell people your part white/asian not matter what race

49. Bring a cardboard/ paper phone and give ppl pizza huts phone number

50. Wear a fake piercing somewhere risky and see what people think

51. During passing period, look for one of the lower classmen classes than play If your happy and you know it clap your hands.

52. Wear your gym clothes inside out

53. walk around the locker room half naked

54. During rainy days go outside and bring a bucket to collect the rain and say,"Were in a drought, better save em up"