Hey everybody!! Yes, this a combined profile; one already having an account-the other new to this site.

If you ever see writing in this format, this is Ella!! :D I'm the one already with an account.

If you ever see writing in this format, this is known as the Szabo! :)

This is just where we will be writing what ever pops up into our heads...be prepared. Oh, and if you ever see a Twilight fanfic, it is most likely me because Szabo doesn't like it..

As you can see, Ella is obsessed with Twilight.

I LOVE GYMNASTICS!!

I have made a poem:

Gymnasts so graceful,

Practice Bars, Vault, Beam, and Floor

Gymnastics is life.

Sorry you had to read that... I will be focusing on putting all the copy+pasties quotes, while Szabo will be making this profile 'pretty'. And now, be prepared to read some random things... O_o

Who here loves Twilight?? Don't be shy, PM us!! Or...me because Szabo STILL doesn't like Twilight!! I thought that persuasion would work, because people, Twilight really is awesome...unless you are a Stick It fan who is here because of Szabo's story in Stick It that happens to be the only one there so far...and I'm lonely in the Twilight category...:( If you haven't read Twilight...go read it! Seriously, go, now, before Szabo updates with her awesome next chapter that I will see before all of you!! ;) Go. Read. Twilight.

Well, that entertained me for a good 2 minutes. What to do now??

Copy and paste this into your profile for random fun!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then." copy and paste this into your profile

when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up by walking UP the stairs and made a complete fool of yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your completely un-photogenic, even though your not normally that hideous, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you keep reading these 'copy and paste this on to your profile' thingies and are starting to question yours and other's sanity, copy and paste

this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...

If you are crazy enough to have just read through all these, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
(Darn! I was hoping that it would be frozen!!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after taking medicine.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(I think that the wording got mixed up...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Ever wonder...

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just drink it and get it over with.

They say the truth sends you free. Then how come every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

When life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like fire.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #35.

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the supermarket.

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail.

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10 Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).

12. A bubble bath.

13. Giggling.

14 The beach

15. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.

16. Laughing at yourself.

17. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you .

18. Running through sprinklers.

19. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

20. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS

21. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

22. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).

23. Playing with a new puppy.

24. Sweet dreams.

25 Hot chocolate.

26. Road trips with friends.

27. Swinging on swings.

28 Holding hands with someone you care about.

29 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

30. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much deserved present from you.

31. Watching the sunrise.

32. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

33. Knowing that somebody misses you.

34. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

35. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

As you can tell Ella got these copy and pastes!!

-- I need to talk about something important besides for gymnastics...

LEMONADE!!

If you did not know, lemonade is my favorite drink- it is made our of lemons, sugar, and water!!

Here's a lemonade joke I found.. I think that I will make a poll to see what you think of this.

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins."

I don't even think that's a joke but whatever...

VISIT THE POLLS ONCE YOU READ THIS!!

I found some beautiful gymnastics poems..

The Beast
Homework is done, time to get in the car
Back out of the driveway, the gym’s not that far
Heading down the road, my stomach’s in a knot
What group will I have, do they know I need a spot?
Slouching in the back seat, staring out into space
I used to be excited, but now that’s not the case
Mom interrupts, “let’s go honey, we’re running a bit late”
I snap out of my trance, not feeling too great.
Walking through the door, my palms feeling wet
Nodding at some friends, stretch hasn’t started just yet
Put my bag in the cubby, then on the floor to run,
My eyes glance at beam, this wont be much fun
You see I’m level 7 now and struggling with a new skill
I’m not even 12 years old, but I feel over the hill
It’s the back handspring on beam that’s dragging me down
Haven’t smiled in weeks, have a permanent frown
The groups have been split, level 7’s to BEAM
It could not have been worse, it’s like a bad dream
As we walk on over, I stare at the beast
Of all the events, I love you the least
Coach’s eyes meet mine, “go warm up your back”
“What a great opportunity, to get you on track”
Does he know that I’m scared, having a panic attack?
I have the desire, it’s the courage I lack
It’s my turn to go, I’m trying not to cry
My eyes feel wet, my throat is so dry
As I climb on the beam, my mind filled with fears
I set to go and….get nothing but tears
As a tear hits the beam, I’m in a frozen trance
My heart wants to go, my mind says no chance
Coach says “get down, let me explain something to you”
“When level 10’s are afraid, this is what they do”
“They SET and they GO, they don’t stop to think”
“Their arms go up, they jump back in a blink”
“They tighten their mind, if they hesitate they know”
“The fear will get in, then they just won’t go”
“Use your natural ability, you’ll know what to do”
“You have to trust yourself, as much as we trust you”
“Take a deep breath, and so there’s no misunderstanding”
“The only thought you should have, is to stick your landing”
Back up on the beam, moving kind of slow
My mind starts racing, then I hear “Set…go”
Wipe my hands on my legs, raise my arms over head
This is the moment I always freeze, but this time, instead..
I flew up, arched back, my hands hit just right
As I fly over, I push hard and I fight to stay tight
And in an instant, and to the amazement of all
I had done a back handspring, I did not fall!
My teammates are all cheering, from coach a warm smile
I stuck it, I stuck it, I’m staying up here a while!
So the beast is gone, and now I love beam
It was in me the whole time, or so it would seem
Even though “SET…GO helped me, to get over my fear
There was something special, that I needed to hear
I knew all along, what I was supposed to do
But what really gave me courage, were the words “We trust you”

When you're feeling down because your body hurts

When your hands are torn and your muscles ache

When the beam's so high and you feel you'll fall

When you feel you can't and want to stop it all

When the spring floor feels like concrete

When you feel you're spent and can't compete

And the bars, they seem so wide apart

And vaulting now is not in your heart

When all of this makes you feel like the pits

It's time to relax and think a bit

Of the hours and hours of hard work put in

It's time to collect the dividend

You know why you're here, what it's all about

You know there's no time at all for self-doubt

So get up, with both your body and your mind

And keep it going because you're going to find...

YOU CAN...you can do it with a little more grit

Get up, breathe deep - and GO FOR IT!!

Champions risk what others dare not
Dream what others think impossible
Do what others say can’t be done.

Patience is a man's greatest virtue,
or so the saying goes.
A gymnast must have said it,
for a gymnast surely knows!
That in this funny sport of ours,
discouragement runs high.
And even the very best will find
this virtue has passed us by.
When hands are ripped and throbbing,
when every muscle's sore,
will a gymnast still have patience
to limp in the gym for more?
When you've lost old moves
and progress seems slow,
will you still have faith in better days,
and not feel sad and low?
Can you admit your frightened,
yet not give in to fear?
Can you conquer pain and frustration
and often even tears?
When someone else does something,
you've tried so long to do...
can you still be happy for her,
or just self-pity for you?
And when success seems far away,
your efforts all in vain,
can you force yourself to wear a smile
and disregard the pain?
If despite the pain and tribulations,
you can say "I won't give in"
Maybe some day you'll discover
that its now your time to win

"Goals.There's not telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. There's no telling what you can do when you believe in them. There's no telling what will happen when you act upon them.'

"We aim above the mark to hit the mark." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them."

What I Love
When you're heart's pounding
And you just want to stop
Go back home
Sit in your room and rot
When you feel it's not there
Not even way down deep
And you just want to
Call it quits and weep
You've got to remember
It's what you love
Going hard
And flying high above
Think of all those hours
Spent in the gym
Working hard all for
That one big win
When you're about to freeze
Before doing something new
Hear this in your head,
"It's what I love, it's what I do"

Don't ever try. Do it or don't.

Even if you fall down face first, you've gone forward.

You haven’t lost just because you haven’t medaled. You’ve lost when you know on that day, you could have got up and tried harder on that routine.

"If you don't leap, you'll never know what it's like to fly." -Guy Finley

"You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there."

Gymnastics: Flying without wings.