HEY. the names hayley.

i'm a huge fan of anime, animals, music, and art.

i'v been reading stories from fanfiction.net for ages but only just decided to join.

the anime i'v watched/watching and the anime i like are in no order

Pet Shop Of Horrors, Oban Star Racers, CardCaptor Sakura, Princess Tutu,

Shaman King, Karin, Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, Chobits, Tokyo Mew Mew,

Devil May Cry, Vampire Knight, Naruto, Death Note, Soul Eater, Ergo Proxy, Inuyasha
Love Hina,

R.A.P
R=Retards ...
A=Attempting
P=Poetry ... .

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.